#tmi tw

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ll throw up and later be like why is my stomach cramping up dude you used those muscles in reverse they’re not supposed to do that very much

#tmi tw

[darehearts]

being a woman is so hard fr😪✌🏻

#i apologize for the tmi but shark week just hit and i am in so much pain #that i feel like crying right now. took a painkiller and have a hot water bag #from here onwards it’s up to the mercy of the goddesses so prayer circle for ya girl #this is why i am not around today lmao rip #tbd #vent tw #tmi tw #mobile ;;

[crabussy]

as payment for getting my funny posts delivered to you um . you have to hear about my EVIL PUSSY. 18 day period. waht the hell

#period mention #menstruation #listen to my gibberish boy #THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #IM STILL GOING STRONG WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END? ASKING SO NICIES? #tmi tw

[lokh]

#theres alt text. anywyagdgdhbchcjxnc. #tmi tw #maybe. LMAO #LISTEN..... THE BLOG TITLE ISNT FOR SHOW #man this doesnt need context right. either u kno the lore (blog lore or. trans lore i guess LMAO) or nah #art

[shoebillstork]

NEARLY WORST CASE SCENARIO FOR MY FUCKING PERIOD HAPPENED i went to the bathroom after class to fucking change my pad and the minute i pull my underwear down a chunk falls out and spills on the back of my fucking jeans im so close to exploding thank fucking god i put a hoodie ib my backpack

#textbox #tmi tw #blood tw #idfk what else to tag this as #ask to tag #unsanitary #??????

[ifidiedinadream]

YOU GUYS I JUST COULDN'T RESIST so i tried the dildo even if. my whole ass family was home 😂😂 details under cut

MAN how i missed penetration, i mean my rabbit is a g-spot vibrator and it gets a little thinner in the shaft, so it's not really the same thing. i was imagining aleksi the whole time because yes. nothing too elaborate, only him in today's make up and hair telling me how good i felt. i also had a video in the background bc i wanted to get it done quickly (before any family member could notice).

so. loved the feeling. it's a rather small dildo (15x4cm) but it's realistic and full of veins and textures. i got the "small" one bc my rabbit, although smaller in girth, sometimes hurts at first, but it's probably bc i don't always take my time to relax and get aroused - living with other people makes it very hard to have privacy so im always in a hurry. i always use lots and lots of lube, and today i used not so much bc i was indeed very horny, and it didn't hurt at all. it felt amazing tbh. i still can't come by penetration alone, but i found out that when i do penetration + clit stimulation i get orgasms that are earth-shattering, so today i did that and i'm surprised i wasn't heard bc guys. GUYS. i'm a new woman now. reborn even

the rabbit is still the fastest way to come, bc the direct g-spot stimulation + clit stimulation really make me come in mere seconds. but a realistic dildo is great for more elaborate fantasies bc it's just like dick. this one i have can also be attached to walls/the floor and i really wanna try that next. also wanna try "blowing" it. overall a fantastic experience, all i lacked was aleksi's bodyweight on top of me fr

i'm so THANKFUL for TOYS

#tmi tw

[disagigglebilities]

Constipated diarrhea my old friend

#at least this time its probably covid related #however if i end up in the er severely dehydrated imma riot #gross #gross tw #tmi tw

[thxgrxmrexpxr]

[Thinking about how HUNK was wandering around Raccoon City for a week before he was evacuated and how fucking nasty he must have been by the time he escaped.

Umbrella prob had to hose his ass down in the decontamination room twice just to be safe.]

#- - [ooc] #- - [hcs] #tmi tw #gross tw #[Mental image of HUNK being sprayed from across a room while a disgruntled Umbrella worker tosses a bar of soap at him] #[In his defense he didn't really plan to be stuck there]

[awarmshrine]

Pros of today:

I found the cutest angel photo frame at the Savers. Also some greeting cards I can use for collaging.

I watched a vine compilation on YT.

FINALLY somehow replied positively to one of my literal dozens of housing applications (by positive it just means I'm on their interview list but I will take that).

Talked briefly to my sister.

Someone from community mental health called me to set up an appointment for next week to potentially help with housing and budgeting.

Bedtime phone time hehe.

Cons of today:

I'm missing E extra extra much :(

I have a scratchy throat and I'm super scared it's covid and if I have to isolate in this bedroom I will die of heatstroke.

I have oral thrush AGAIN.

The touch starvation.

For some reason mood drops after short bouts of euphoria feel worse than just staying low.

Hungy but no good food.

The Misery.

#can someone bring me mac n cheese and like. hash browns and spaghetti bolognese and 100% fruit juice. and garlic bread and an ice water. #blease... #my words matter #food tw #covid tw #tmi tw

[missr3n3]

me: ok im rly close to having my project for cut down the altar! reaching 5k hits done i just have to-

my uterus: ur not doing shit :) *inflicts The Agony*

#tmi tw #menstruation tw #i havent gotten cramps like this in two years this is bullshit 😭

[dcviline]

ooooooh besties it's an "I need serotonin" kind of day

#᯽ ooc. ⊱ ── ❝ 𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪. ❞ #medical tw #tmi tw #like I'm okay my anxiety is just through the fucking roof today #because my mom had a procedure done this morning and now they're gonna keep her overnight #bc apparently things were worse than they thought so I'm just 🧍‍♀️ #she is fine! it went well it was just . . . more than expected #so now I'm gonna be home alone for at least a day too which in itself doesn't suck but the circumstances do sfdkljfsdlkj #again *I am okay* I'm just trying not to lose my shit or completely flip the opposite direction and dissociate #so bear with me

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Why do ladies just decide to have the loudest fucking conversations in public bathrooms while they’re all taking a dump? They do not realize their voices are amplified by the acoustics of the tile?

#My ears #they’ve been assaulted #I feel like I’d do better in Japan culturally #because the social norm there is PEACE and QUIET #Blow your nose in the restroom #No loud talking in public #Bow to greet people #I might move there /hj #But yeah… not feeling too great rn #Should’ve snuck some prunes with me ahaha #You hear some weird stuff when you’re on the can all evening racking your guts to get literally anything out so the stabbing stops #tmi tw

[lokh]

DID you know u can get blisters on ur clit.

#tmi tw #maybe. LMAO. WELL NOW YOU KNOW #found one source onlirn thats like wrll thats a weird place to get one! #well. i think circumstances made it more likely. that if i go into will truly be tmi #my bro wonders why i wont just give him my tumlr it doesnt matter if i overshare. this is why #if ur seeing this for real leave.... #i know this is the kind of thjng where u should like Definitely see a doctor cos it could be worse than a blister #but it looks exactly like a blister. #if its still there in a week ill go. and hopefully i havent developed cancer by then #IT LITERALLY CANT BE ANYTHING ELSE BRO LIKE........ IM NOT GETTING ANY ACTION I NEVER HAVE #ok double checked and testosterone is supposed to make u LESS likely to develop yeast infection #and i really dont think it is one. so. #on one hand im also saying this becos has literally anyone rlse run into this problem perhaps someone on T. #if this turns out to be even somewhat common....................

[darehearts]

-lays face down on the dash-

#good morning glitter bombs ;u; wow it's monday and just!! sorry for the #tmi but shark week hit and i am in immense pain i can hardly breathe #and i'm also at work somehow sjdfjsf pls pray for me! later in the day #i will be receiving all my graphics commissions i am excited about it!!! #gonna finally have a theme and everything! cant wait. but yeah i think #consider me out of commission for today due to me suffering a lot ;; #i love you all so much! i hope the week started off more gently for you! #tbd #vent tw #tmi tw

[ifidiedinadream]

It always feels somewhat tmi when i start to talk about these kind of things even i guess it’s just normal. But yeah, everytime when i get an orgasm i become SO sensitive like, if you continue after my orgasm whether it’s fingers, dick, any sex toy, i just become so loud because the sensation just gets x600000 more sensitive?? Like it did feel in the first place but for some reason after orgasm it just multiplies so much. Which gives me ideas of Joel just using this for his advantage to make me scream louder and shake like hell, imagining his lowkey sadistic face and laugh when i am just screaming and shaking and can’t take it anymore but he decides that ”no baby i think you can take more” until my brain just goes mush 😩🥵

it's normal and we don't do tmi here so it's fine 😂

"no baby i think you can take more" made me moan out loud so thank you for that 🥵

#answered #fantasies #tmi tw

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

which dinosaur is the hottest don’t lie

I am not a zoophile I'm sorry I can't it's too weird

plus (tmi) idk I've been having a weird sex-repulsed phase lately it's been annoying af and I blame the stress of publishing my first paper for real. here's to me bouncing back from that extreme stress

I'd say the most aesthetically pleasing are the birds of paradise, to me at any rate. also let's be real hadrosaurs and ceratopsians would have had ridiculous colors on those frills and crests and it would have been awesome

#palaeoblr #tmi tw #paleontologist ama #ama #dinosaurs #it gets weird in the ask box tonight