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girlwithfish · 3 months
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ugh my sex drive has been out of wack for a while i like numbed my pussy so hard frim fucking wayyy too much it was like way too much over stimulation that one week i slept w like [redacted] guys in like 3 days and then that guy i dated for 9 days exactly was super horny i couldnt keep up like i dont wana fuck 4x in one sitting and then i just havent been very sexually There even tho im still very high sex drive person (not 4x a day high sex drive but like i like to fuck? 1-2x a day idk) but i still cant c*m w a new partner which is pissing me the fuck off and im also like nit eben c*mming that good alone LIKE? i think i just have too much on my mind and the stress but like i still desire sex im mot completely no libido its just the nutting 😔😔😔🫡🫡whatever.
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delicatepointofview · 10 months
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the tale of being an older sister is living long enough to become the villain of your younger sister's life
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l3visbby · 10 months
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silly tmi below
so my friend got me this book with Hawaiian folk tales for my birthday because i'm obsessed with Hawaii and i still know very little about the culture
and the book had this little crease in the middle of it so i was just like huh i wonder what is on that folded page there
well, naturally i open it up and i see the subchapter "The Favorite Sport of Surf-Riding" AND I JUST WENT LIKE NO FUCKING WAY
BECAUSE I ALSO LOVE SURFING???? (i don't surf myself - i don't think i have the right conditions to do that but i love to watch it) AND I WAS LIKE DUDE YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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phuckingphil · 2 years
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I thought all was good waiting for the patient to get rolled in until I felt that sharp pinch in my ulq (upper left quadrant). That was the moment I was like aw shit.. hello we meet again california burrito. I quickly looked over to the anesthesiologist and was like yo I need to break scrub and release the demons inside me lmao.   
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luciphe-r · 5 months
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btw if not being depressed means being this horned up im even more terrified of my teen asexual moment like that bitch shoulda been hospitalized how was i roaming the streets unchecked
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justalonelybitch · 1 year
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TMI of the day 😩
huh yunjin has been at the back of my mind for so long
i've been writing a hanahaki au for her but idk if i should publish it when i'm done
my writing is a little ehhhh
MY WIFE?! Anywho, I'm sure it will be great! You're gonna hurt me with the. Hanahaki Au aren't you? If you want, I'm always happy to take a look at it for you!
As for my tmi of the day..I just woke up and I'm cuddling a big bear plushie cause I have no one else to cuddle 😭😭
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carlyraejepsans · 3 months
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when i was around 9 my family cat died and i was understandably upset about it. so a few days later in my elementary catholic class (italian thing. ask mussolini about it and then hang him again) i drew a picture of "what i thought heaven looked like". and what heaven looked like to me was god standing around with an arm around jesus' shoulders being like "and THEN my wonderful son did this..." with jesus looking visibly embarrassed, because that's how a good dad is supposed to act, while all the angels and souls of the departed sat at their feet looking impressed in their wings and haloes. various pets being among them, such as my cat, my grandpa's old dog etc, also behaloed and winged. except when i went to show my drawing to the teacher explaining my artistic thought process, she looked at it and went "nice. but animals don't go to heaven because they don't have souls like us."
i wish. oh how i wish every day of my life that i'd been the hypersensitive, quick-to-tears kid that would've undoubtedly triggered a whole class religious schism when my classmates found out why i was screaming and sobbing my eyes out. but alas, i just discarded her theological theory altogether. what a silly woman she was. she must've never had pets, otherwise she'd clearly know they DO have a soul. boy, was she gonna get a surprise when she got to heaven.
now that i think back on it, you have to laugh at the heartless, eye-opening cruelty of looking a grieving child in the eye and saying "sorry kid, little mina's not getting into heaven." what a succinct summary of catholicism. anyway, I'm not christian anymore.
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twogyuu · 2 years
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Literally opened the app to your Alcohol Free post being the first thing I see— I just want to send you all of the hearts in the world what are shooting out of my hearts eyes for the synopsis of this story 😍😍😍😍 Like, I’m not a big drinker either? I don’t think I’ve actually even had a drink in years, and when I do it’s quite low in alcohol content courtesy of my old bartender roommate who knows how to make it so I can’t taste the alcohol 😅… Anyway, Capri Sun Wonwoo is a whole mood for me (and Doctor Wonwoo was a LOOK) and this whole thing just sounds so cute, I can’t wait 😆
~wisteria-woo
I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I SAW THIS ASK SKSJDJSDDKK
I accidentally posted the cover and summary 😭 I'm not actually done with the fic yet 🥺👉👈 There's a couple of plot holes I still need to fill. Thank you for the enthusiasm in advance though!!
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jaxlightstairs · 1 month
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Some people say "I love you." Magnus Bane says "Loving you made me believe in eternity"
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Art from the graphic novel by Cassandra Jean
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lord-montgomery · 3 days
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jace was so sure from the jump that izzy would get bored of simon. of course she would. that's the way izzy operated right? date a boy until he stopped being interesting. move on. izzy was too interesting for any boy anyway, and some ridiculous mundane? please. give her two weeks max.
funny, though, how that .. never happened. izzy never got bored. but it was never about getting bored. not really. even if that's what she told her brothers, even if that's what she told herself. the boredom came not because there wasn't more to uncover but because she refused to get close enough to see the more. the things that make a man interesting, that make him tick. she refused to let her own more be seen too, but all the interesting stuff is already on the outside right? a man could never get bored of isabelle lightwood. so she has to tire of them. otherwise she risks getting too close. otherwise she risks opening her heart.
and simon.. simon just kept surprising her. the thing about someone who is so unassuming to begin with is that they have the tendency to keep proving you wrong. and simon doesn't hide anything either. he shoots a skylight. he bites a vampire. hell, he becomes a vampire! he's funny and he's kind and he pays attention. he's not like the guys izzy has dated because they wear their interesting on the outside. they make it possible for izzy not to have to dig any deeper. but simon is just an open book that once izzy flipped the first page she found she couldn't manage to look up from.
izzy was never going to get bored of simon. no matter what jace said. no matter what izzy definitely thought at the beginning as well. because how could she? he's simon.
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mzmilano · 1 day
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That bare face pic on snap was chefs kiss ☺️🥰😍💘
Aw thank youu 🥰 I was shocked how many responses this got 🙀
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(Post work out)
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So picture this. Yue Qingyuan crushing on someone. He fucked up his most important intrapersonal relationship. Who will see him floundering and helpfully offer advice ? Who's got the ego/the balls/ the audacity?
Luo Binghe.
(the sticking point for him is that Yue Qingyuan's success will mean he won't pine after Shen Qingqiu and for that Luo Binghe will do a lot of things)
"Sect leader Yue, look pathetic! Men love their partners being pathetic!"
Yue Qingyuan flashes through numerous of Luo Binghe's pathetic acts from 14 years old up to now.
Luo Binghe,taking his pondering for doubt: Look, I, too doubted Shang Qinghua's wisdom but just look at him!
Their gazes travel across the peaks to Shang Qinghua's leisure house, where he sits on the porch auditioning the peaks while Mobei-jun peels melon seeds for him. Mobei-jun is pathetically inept at this task, his big claws clumsily fumbling with the melon seeds. Everytime he does manage to peel a seed, Shang Qinghua looks up and beams at him lovingly.
Yue Qingyuan turns away before Mobei-jun attempts to cutely handfeed Shang-shidi. There are some things, he's happy to remain ignorant of, his sect siblings' happy marital lives included.
Luo BInghe looks up at him. His eyes are kind of big, his cheeks are puffed up, his lips are weirdly pink. Are that....sparkles?! Yue Qingyuan steps into Luo Binghe's space and grabs him by the lapels when he tries to escape.
"Sparkly fireworks curse." He mutters and throws Luo BInghe over his shoulder, so he can take him to Mu Qingfang without losing precious time.
Half an hour later, he has to woodenly apologize to Luo BInghe as he sobs into Shen Qingqiu's chest.
"There, there. Binghe, Yue-shixiong didn't mean anything bad, he didn't know that your eyes just do that sometime. He actually thought that you were in grave danger." Shen Qingqiu pats the Supreme Emperor of the Demon Realm's head a few more times. Luo Binghe turns his head up. "Really?"
Yue Qingyuan stares at this brazen and shameless display, Shen Qingqiu's blushing, a loving glimmer in his eyes.
Luo Binghe's eyes catch his, see they seem to say, see how it's done.
Yue Qingyuan sees and takes notes.
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wonk1s · 1 year
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st-just · 3 days
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Why aren't you vegan
I'm not vegan either I'm actually just curious
Oh same reason I donate blood less often than I strictly could or go on a road trip instead of sending the money to GiveDirectly or w/e - just moral cowardice and sloth.
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froody · 2 months
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I think God gave me a vagina as a man not because he wanted me to go through some sort of caterpillar to butterfly self discovery journey but so I could fulfill my destiny of bleeding everywhere and writhing in pain at least once a month.
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justalonelybitch · 1 year
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TMI of the day 😓
there was a mass shooting in an area like 5 min drive away from me so that's fucking crazy
but i have gone to celebrate the lunar new year with family so that's been something
i've gotten like $50 while my friends get fucking hundreds
i'm grateful but still wtf why are my friend's families such ballers
Oh shit. That's scary, I don't know how I'd deal with that.
Hundreds?! Geez your friends parents must be doing well for themselves. I'd be happy with $50 lol. Hundreds??? Wtf
Tmi of the day for me is that the only person my brain wants to write about is Yunjin. I'm down real bad.
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