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#tlkoe incorrect quotes
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Jack: What can I say? I’m charming and irresistible.
June: You mean “irresponsible”?
Jack: No.
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ap-kinda-lit · 9 months
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Vegeta: I'm going to take you out at the knees!
Buu: Is it because that's the only place you can reach?
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selfmadeperson · 3 months
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Interviewer: I'm sorry, how did four 13 year olds survive the zombie apocalypse?
June: I knew the layout of my school and had food supplies!
Jack: I learned how to fight monsters!
Quint: I built gadgets!
Dirk: Muscles. Just muscles.
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emojihugo · 2 years
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June: This Is a terrible idea Jack!.
Quint: But this Is my plan
June: Sorry, it's a habit
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lonermemes · 2 years
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quint: to be honest jack, you have a very creative imgination!
jack: i know right? for example: "im mentaly stable and i am very happy" PSHHHHHHHhHHh
quint: jAcK tHats- thats nOt what i mEnt-
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jm-leeds · 3 years
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Jack: LOOK! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick. I dare you... 😈
June: 😶 ...You got me in a box here.
Jack: AH-HAA! 💪🏻
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wonderfrost · 3 years
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Quint: good morning
Dirk: good morning
June: good morning
Jack: you all sound like robots Change it up a bit
Y/n: I HAVE ARISEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
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mmikeypopcornperil · 2 years
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June: “Okay, but like… say something inappropriate. I bet you can’t.”
Jack: …… ʷ ᵉ ⁱ ⁿ ᵉ ʳ
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dragonairice · 2 years
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June: You’re annoying Jack: You love me June: Doesn’t make you less annoying 
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Jack at Rezzoch: I’m not scared of you! None of us are!
Quint: I kind of am.
Jack: Shut up, Quint.
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adrialex1 · 3 years
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Jack: *in the back of a van, getting kidnapped*
Jack: sir where is the candy?
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Bardle: I have not gotten a full nights rest since… Ancients, how old am I again?
Jack: Old.
Jack: Like, fossil old.
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hey-yes-hi-hello · 3 years
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Teacher: Mr Sullivan, hang back after class please
Jack: Uh, yeah, what’s up?
Teacher: I wanted to speak to you about your test results
Jack: What’d I get?
Teacher: Ten
Jack: Out of ten? Awesome!
Teacher: Percent
Jack: ...
Jack: Oh
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Jack, trying on a dress: ooh i look good *pose*
June, walking in to find Jack: Is that my dress?
Jack, trying to hide it: Um, i can explain!
June: Dude if you wanted a dress, just ask. I'll have Dirk find some for you next time we go shopping.
@thembo-jack-sullivan
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jack: "but i'm too good to kill anyone!" i'm not. give me the gun.
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lonermemes · 3 years
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quint: sometimes my mom is really overprotective of me.
jack:sometimes, my mom just disappears and i never see her again, and now i have trust issues because the one father figer i trusted turned out to be traitor, and the secend father figer ended up dieing. the only thing that makes me happy is my friends and they are the only family i have, so i have a constant fear of them hating me or dieing.
dirk: kid its 6:30 in the morning.
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