#tirades

[perestroika-hilton]

In a shocking turn of events the most mirthless person on tumblr hates standup

#this isn't a callout i just usually see this url attached to like #tirades

[francepittoresque]

TRADITION | Décors au théâtre : origine et temps des balbutiements ➽ http://bit.ly/Decors-Theatre Croirait-on que l’engouement réel pour les décors au théâtre ne prit racine en France qu’au milieu du XVIIe siècle, palliant ainsi la trop grande propension aux tirades et aux monologues descriptifs ?

#décors #théâtre #origine #balbutiements #engouement #tirades #monologues #descriptifs #coutumes #traditions

[forecast0ctopus]

concussion does not negate bitchiness…..this must be known

#idk what situation theyre in this time if u Know tell me #star trek #star trek tos fanart #star trek tos #star trek fanart #spock #mr spock #kirk #captain kirk #james t kirk #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #doctor mccoy #bones mccoy #triumvirate #spock: ……so i have moved up to ‘pal’ status……..fascinating #i will not be going on my concussions in media tirade today. but maybe i will work it into a goofy drawing sometime

[hauh8abtl]

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#overrefining #lansat #clinicopathologic #rough-grown #anarya #green-tailed #tirades #Russifier #unluckful #two-headed #Wrightstown #Nowata #monsignore #triflorate #Sellotape #softwares #squishy #raw-faced #snipefish #cerveja

[crotchety-old-blogger]

My Utopia ⚠ TW! ⚠

A perfect, fully-functional society where everybody gets along with each other, everyone enjoying peace, happiness, and well meaning work. But first there’s the riff-raff that needs to be evaluated or eliminated. This might become a bit irreverent laced with dark humor. 

———————

Okay, in this imaginary world there still remains problems. There are people who are willingly jobless, on disability for some reason, they leech off others, heavily drinks, ingests illicit drugs, engages in casual sex with just anybody and anything, and causes what can only be described as trailer-trash drama in whichever unfortunate neighborhood they find themselves in. Clearly, they’re in a cycle from which they cannot break free. They will be arrested and charged with crimes against humanity.* 

*This can also be applied to the the son-of-a-bitch who drives 45 mph in the freeway’s fast lane. But that’s a different article. 

Next, all of their rights and privileges of arrestee are revoked (e.g. no lawyer; no advocate), and placed in a rehabilitation facility. Then the patient will be given a good mix of tender, loving care, but also good old-fashioned tough love. They’re forced to see the errors of their ways; to see how ridiculous of  human they have become. Granted, some genetic defects, child abuse, trauma that was not self-inflicted will be brought into consideration. 

For patients, it is forbidden that they leave the premises. It is mandatory that they remain in rehab for a minimum of four years. If the 12 headmasters of the facility all agree that the patient in question is indeed improving but not ready to be let out into the world, add another four years—this person’s outlook seems promising! Plus time off for good behavior. 

There will be trauma specialists, alcohol anonymous meetings, a therapist for any and all disorders all working together to help these people become a healthy, fully-functional member of society.

If it seems after four years or sooner that patients shows very little to no change in regards to proper conduct, (e.g. refuses to obey rules; smearing feces on walls; assaults—or sexually assaults—another patient or facility worker; tries to remove another patient’s or facility worker’s face with a plastic spork, etc.) it is up to the 12 headmasters of the facility to determine the patient’s outcome. They might decide to continue aiding the aforementioned patient, or not. 

If it has been deemed beyond a reason of doubt that the patient refuses to abide by the facility’s rules or society’s, then straight to the crematorium!

If such people kept leading a life of misery, but suddenly  realized that this might be their fate, you would see a whole lot less merry-go-round bullshit from these so-called help and crisis centers, and a whole lot more people saying “I’m willing and able, sir!” 

I’m sure if this place existed would cause such a stir, they would be protesting the company day and night. But, wait... They’re only holding signs... made of wood... Essentially kindalling. Alright, bring all the protestors to the basement. It’s getting a little... chilly out there. Bring them in for some warmth.

So that’s my world. What say you?

#wtf #rants #tirades #useless people #stupid people #utopia #drunkards #illicit drugs #trailer trash #drama #my world #dark humor #rehabilitation #my way #my dark world

[lazycranberrydoodles]

memes i drew on my phone (cause class is kicking my ass) / follow if you don't want to get drenched in blood

#this can be read as really any umbrella scene tbh... #i was thinking of the one in mount tonglu but this happens a lot actually #love the parts where xl will start a tirade about how hua cheng is so dangerous and sharp and deadly and menacing and striking and fierce a #“i would be terrified to face him in battle” /romantic intent #tgcf #art #tgcf meme #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #tgcf fanart #hob #heaven official's blessing #my art #lmao #etc etc etc etc

[blluespirit]

back on my 'zuko is aroace' agenda. if i have to see one more post arguing about shipping i am going to start biting people. he's actually a single dad and never marries thanks bye.

#obv you do you but i for one am TIRED of the discourse #i hate it!!! i hate it so much!!!! #i love being in fandom but sometimes it makes me *starts screaming* #i search up the character and it's just a tirade of angry posts arguing abt who loves XYZ more or they looked at each other so #there is NO DENYING they're madly in love #like you can ship anyone u want but babe... its so fucking deniable!!!! #so anyway aroace zuko truthers where are u #zuko #jack talks

[andry-di]

#wednesday #wednesday addams #bianca barclay #divina #enid sinclair #yoko tanaka #wenclair #comics #ad23 #i was planning to draw enid's reflection on yoko's glass but i got lazy #for I don't know what reason in middle school my math teacher went on a long tirade of how a proper hand kiss is done #and how much historically inaccurate some movie were on the matter

[von-karmas-a-bitch]

#had to take sprites from spriters resource and resize them myself bc the fandom wiki has pathetic excuses for sprite rips lmao #at some point when i can be bothered i may just. make my own webbed site. just to spite the fandom wiki. i hate fandom so much 🩵 #krita is free and so is the magic wand tool guys. idk what ms paint bullshit you all have been doing but it needs to stop #upload better sprite rips i am BEGGING you #anyways time for normal tags now #franmaya #my shitposts #franziska von karma #maya fey #shitpost #ace attorney #edit: i fixed the maya sprite before none bar one person reblogged it thank god #would have been a tad embarrassing to post an imperfect sprite and then go on a tirade abt shitty sprites clogging up my search results 🫥 #there is only one small gap on that maya sprite and it's easy to miss #obviously the magic wand tool did not detect the background colour of the spritesheet WITHIN a sprite oops

[ahalliance]

rapid fire french rayou strikes again (transcript below the cut)

[Video transcript:

[ENG] Etoiles: I— I’m speedrunning it [Mario Party], but it’s like—

[FR] Etoiles: The next person to bust my balls by saying, ‘he’s going to miss the Ascension [French competitive event happening this Saturday 28/10]’ even though my plane is at six PM, you bunch of morons, it’s not because ZeratoR [Ascension event organiser] said once that I’d miss my plane that I will miss my plane, because what you guys don’t understand is that a plane doesn’t get missed if you arrive three hours in advance, and the last time I missed the plane was because my corresponding flight was one hour and a half [late]!

[ENG] Etoiles: I was just saying to my chat that I love them :)

Tina: Awhhh

Foolish: See, once again I have a feeling maybe that wasn’t—

End Video Transcript.]

#qsmp irl #etoiles #étoiles #foolish gamers #tinakitten #jay rambles #jay clips #27/10/2023 #a taste of one of Etoiles’ epic french tirades (you have not seen half of it) #they’re already incredible in English but dude gets so much more aggressive in French lmfaooo #also wanted to clip this bc foolish’s face is sending me . deer in the headlights looking mf #i feel like if Etoiles ranted at him in French with a similar tone he’d just freeze #also tina was so cute here :] she leaned forwards to try and read chat bc she initially thought he was reading a msg #im so invested in tina and foosh’s french arcs tbh #wish there were a bettee translation for casser les couilles tbh . bc bust my balls is literally accurate but it kinda lacks the pizazz #casser les couilles has . i think im just more partial to french swears in general

[mintmoth]

I actually forgot I drew this LMAO

When you get roasted by a child

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst #ortho shroud #twst ortho #doodle #this was from my tirade about him being rambunctious lmao

[brother-emperors]

Agrippa, Antony, Actium

I cleaned up an old sketch I did of Antony and Agrippa when I was doing some reading about Actium: it was one of those ideas that I thought would make a cool painting until I realized I’d have to render the ocean and blood diffusing through the water 🫠

something something rival dogs of war. Antony and Agrippa actually ended up being the least interesting thing about Actium imo, when you realize the ocean became a tomb of the unburied. imperialist violence and and dynastic rivalries infecting the water. etc and so forth.

⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!

⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#so so so many bodies in the water. christ. and for what #Roman Empire tag #alright! that’s it. sometimes I have thoughts for the tags but what else is there to say #(inhales) actually I have a lot to say. SO ABOUT THE FAILURE OF LEADERSHIP— #(I’m forcibly removed from the venue because I stop talking about Antony half way through and start yelling about Tirad Pass) #that’s 80% of why I won’t do a dynast rivals comic I got so mad thinking about other stuff while writing it last year that I binned the #whole thing like (screams for three hours straight and immediately begins to summon up ghosts to yell at them directly) #marcus vipsanius agrippa #mark antony

[gwydionmisha]

In a speech in which he paraphrases Hitler some more.

#Donald Trump #Anti-immigrant Tirade #Adolf Hitler #Election 2024 #Fascism #News

[humanbyweight]

I wish this were hypothetical, but all of this is happening right now. Please pay attention!

The Republican party relied almost exclusively on dogmatic charisma for the past eight years, which left their base with almost no unifying policy objectives. Instead of doing the work to rally the public around popular legislation, they've chosen the lazy route of targeting random minority groups for short-term political gain.

With that in mind, one of the most effective ways to undermine attacks on trans rights may be to highlight how little time Republicans are devoting to real problems that actually affect the American public (cost of living, healthcare, housing, education, infrastructure, etc.), compared with how much time they spend hallucinating boogeymen in windmills like Don Quixote. Maybe not with that exact wording, but you know what I mean.

Republican priorities do not align with the priorities of the American people, and that is a grave vulnerability. Would be a shame if we were to endlessly mock them for being too obsessed with other people's junk to actually govern.

--

Turban J.L. et al. (2020) and Green A.E. et al. (2022) are currently two of the best studies that show a clear increase in mortality due to conversion therapy, forced detransition, and/or lack of access to transgender healthcare.

#transgender #join the tirade #:o

[michaeljoncarter]

it really is starting to feel like every single person at dc has somehow just completely forgotten how storytelling works on a fundamental level. like i genuinely believe 99% of the problems they’re having could be solved if all the writers and the entire editorial staff was forced to take a middle school reading class

#eta since im p sure this is getting recced to people as just the first part: theres a longass addition in the notes lol #all the new news about dark crisis is making me want to actually jump off a cliff it's so bad #and ive been catching up on modern stuff and like #comparing marvel and dc rn is genuinely painful <3 #like i don't super love a lot of what marvel's putting out right now #but idk man #like marauders is probably my least favorite of what ive read in the past few weeks #but even in that everyone feels like a solid character with an actual personality and a history that's referenced #the way they're written is super annoying but you can at least tell the person who's writing them has actually bothered to read up on them #continuity is still a little messy but at least it... exists. and there's a canon to draw from instead of just 'everything is canon!' #u g h #im holding back a whole novella length tirade about this god god god

[crotchety-old-blogger]

Even though I live in California...

I’m fed up with the wealthy, arrogant douchebags in the Bay Area that ride around in their Teslas, looking down at anybody who is still driving a gas-powered car. 

You know what I hope? I hope it keeps raining! Not just what we are seeing now, I’m talking non-stop torrential downpours. I hope it keeps on raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining, and raining. 

Then everything is mostly underwater, even all their Teslas. All their batteries are beginning to become unstable, and they start to erupt and a nuclear blast ignites because THIS IS MY DAMN STORY! And they are vaporized, and there was a restful and peaceful spirit in the air.

#tirades #rants #angry rants #dark thoughts #dark humor #funny #humorous #california storms #storms #storms 2023 #storm watch #wealthy #arrogant pricks