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dolls-and-cats · 1 year
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New York City
1981
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1981
New York City
"My Jewish grandma always told jokes
the kind that are funny
and not so funny
at the same time
like:
There was a bar mitzvah where the rabbi stacked
a bunch of apples on a table with a sign that said
'Take only one apple, please. God is watching.'
On another table
there was a pile of cookies on which a friend of the bar mitzvah boy
placed a sign saying
'Take all the cookies you want. God is watching the apples.'
funny not funny
Grandma Miriam was always sweet with her blue-gray bouffant
fresh from the salon each week
Entenmann's coffee cake
always in the fridge
once Grandma Miriam ironed
and burned my favorite socks
once she knit me a blanket with squares
colorful like stained glass
once I gave her lice
three trips to the beauty salon
and a good story to tell
before Grandma Miriam passed away
she gave me A Woman of Independent Means
by Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
I didn't understand the book
but I think I understand
what she was trying to tell me."
Alma Presses Play by Tina Cane
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Welcome to Alma, a young teenager reflecting on her life, parents' marriage, Chinese and Jewish heritage, and the cosmopolitan world she's growing up in in the 70s and 80s of New York City. Deep hat tip to iamexcessivelydollverted on instagram for recommending this book!
I was looking through @desertdollranch 's 1980s doll craft tutorials this morning...my top priority is making Alma a walkman, and I also want to make her a jean jacket.
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noleavestoblow · 1 year
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"I’d picture them fumbling in their pockets through loose change patting their pants in search of something left behind all the time never knowing what it was."
-Tina Cane
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statiifilia · 1 year
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Imaginary Dad, BY TINA CANE
                            Was so imaginary   he ceased to exist
he wasn’t sleeping   in a treehouse    or stalking the woods
in fatigues    cheeks smeared green    with camouflage grease
a knife between his teeth    like I had envisioned him
he was just a married guy                                          living
in a small town    near a dozen   of my made-up cousins
kin so distant    they didn’t even know    to miss me
all their lives                         I’d picture them
fumbling in their pockets    through loose change
patting their pants   in search of something
left behind   all the time    never knowing
what it was                     or what it was like
to eat Twizzlers    while watching   Apocalypse Now
in a darkened theater   on Bleecker St.                                                                 to think
each time a soldier    appeared on screen    Now, there’s a dad
if I ever saw one   because of course   they’d seen one
he was nothing like that    and he belonged to me
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jewishbookworld · 2 years
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Alma Press­es Play by Tina Cane
Alma Press­es Play by Tina Cane
A lyrical novel-in-verse that takes us through the journey of coming of age in New York during the 80s. Alma’s life is a series of halfways: She’s half-Chinese, half-Jewish; her parents spend half the time fighting, and the other half silent; and she’s halfway through becoming a woman. But as long as she can listen to her Walkman, hang out with her friends on the stoops of the Village, and ride…
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sunsetcurveauto · 2 years
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when youre at your wits end its time to eat chicken strips at your favorite fast food restaurant
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keirawantstocry · 2 months
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Silly thought. Yuri polycule going on an adventure to do a group date. They arrive to find morning crew polycule also at the spot.
Big spiderman meme.
yuri and yaoi polycules save me
The women finally decided on three full picnic baskets of food. Their daughters loved it. A date with their moms? Empanada and Pomme were excited out of their little minds. It was a wonderful way to help ease Rivers and her child Pepito get adjusted into the dynamic they had going on. 
Bright green leaves bled into the pulsing blue of the summer sky above the park. Stunning day to have a picnic. As Niki and Bagi spread out the checkered blanket, Tina noticed something in the close distance. "Who is that?" 
Niki perked up as the kids settled down on the blanket with Baghera and Rivers. She squinted her eyes, the black around her eyes serving to give her a better view. "Oh, it's the boys! Tubbo, Fit and Pac." She raised her hand to wave them over.
They started the trek over as the girls continued to settle down. Mouse sunk down and laid her cane down gently, trying to keep it out of the children's little grubby hands. 
"Oi!" Pac greeted. "What are you guys doing here?" 
"Date with the newest member of our polycule," Jaiden said with a laugh, smiling at Rivers. 
"What are you guys doing?" Niki asked. 
"Same thing," Fit said with a laugh, squeezing Tubbo's shoulder. "We finally stopped being dumbasses." 
Bagi clapped her hands. "Congrats!! I knew you guys would figure it out eventually." 
"Yeah, yeah," Tubbo muttered but Tina noticed he was leaning into Fit's touch as if it was his only land line left to reality. "Shut the fuck up." 
"Well we're happy for you," Tina said before sitting down with Em. "Enjoy your date guys." 
"You too!" the three of them chimed before heading back off into the distance. 
Rivers laughed. "Crazy how many people on this island are gay. It's like uh... LGBTQ central." 
They all laughed with her, belly laughs that ended with them leaning on each other for support. 
"True Federation agenda," Baghera quipped and the laughter started to roll between them all once more. Tina had never felt so safe in her life. Maybe things were finally going her way. 
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box-architecture · 2 months
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"So Dream's date went well I see." Hannah noted idly as she began to take samples.
Sam's stormy expression further soured. "No personal-life discussion at work."
"That's not what you were saying yesterday." Hannah smiled, a thin veneer of benevolence. "Mr. 'Dream, where did you meet him? Where are you going out, Dream? What time will you be back? Is it just dinner?'"
"All good questions to ask your roommate." Sam defended, moving away from the computer to start examining the body's flesh. Hannah's facade fell away to reveal something far more puckish.
"Of course. I'm sure it was incredibly important to know what dessert they would having. Wouldn't want the date to roofie his ice cream."
"They weren't having ice cream." Sam snapped. His face was flushed teal. "They probably just went to his house and- had sex."
"Ooh, that look like it hurt to say. You want to take five?"
"I'll tell security you shut off the basement cameras." He pointed a finger at her threateningly. Hannah looked amused. "You can't keep using the sarcophagus room to-"
"To what, Sam?"
With a jerk, he spun around to face Tina. She had an eyebrow raised, labcoat folded over her arm. Briefly, he tried to point his finger at her, before flushing further and dropping his hand.
"You know." He said, albeit mildly strangled. She leaned in and smiled sweetly.
"No, I don't. Tell me about what Hannah does in the sarcophagus room."
After a moment of sputtering, Sam deflated like a balloon. It wasn't really surprising. The man had always been all bark, no bite. It made him kind of funny; kind of annoying, too, but these things had their gives and takes. Hannah patted him on the back.
"Oh, Dream's here!" Tina's exclaimed joyfully, and Sam's wilted demeanor vanished instantly.
"Dream!" He brushed past Hannah and descended down the platform, hurrying over to meet a disheveled blonde man who was shimmying on his lab coat with one hand, leaning on his cane with the other.
"And there he goes." Hannah sighed. She bundled up her samples and set them on her moving tray. Tina hummed, still watching the men.
"Do you think he knows?" She asked. Hannah snorted.
"That he's in love? Sam would have brought out champagne and roses Day One if he did."
"No, Dream." Tina insisted. Hannah paused, looking up to squint at the pair.
Sam tied Dream's coat for him, brushing off the nonexistent dirt and likely rambling. Dream, slowly, reached out to cup Sam's face with a tenderness that Hannah had only ever seen him give to the dead. There was a moment of surprise, and then Sam melted, leaning into a hug. It allowed him to completely miss the forlorn, obvious yearning that flitted over his roommates face.
"No," Hannah decided. "He's an idiot. He would have done something stupid by now to force himself to 'get over it.'"
"You're right. He would have flown to Paris or something." Tina agreed. She plucked the sample tray from its cart and leaned in to whisper in Hannah's ear. "I'll put these in your office. Meet me in the sarcophagus room?"
Hannah smothered a giggle and nodded.
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you are not immune to Forensic Anthropologist Awesamdream AU
Dream and Sam are roommates, who tend to spend time together by watching marathons and eating ice cream on the couch together. Sam and Dream notably don't eat ice cream with other people, unless the ice cream is handed to them or it's a required thing. Sam considers it Their Thing That's Theirs Only For Them and Dream, quietly, also thinks of it like that
Hannah and Tina have sex in the sarcophagus room. Notably they turn off the security camera to do this, or go in the blind spots. This is illegal probably.
Dream grew up with Sapnap and George, but for Reasons they are no longer friends. Dream met Sam in school and Sam had the biggest crush on him, but they ended up separating at some point and going in different directions. When Sam transferred to this branch of forensics and met Dream again, Dream was notably covered in scars, walking with a cane, and a lot colder.
Dream tends to be distant with his coworkers and warms up over time, but Sam is Immediately allowed in his space and can be as touchy as he wants.
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poirott · 1 year
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3rd Poirot film A Haunting in Venice filming on location
Kenneth Branagh, Tina Fey and Riccardo Scamarcio were spotted filming the upcoming Agatha Christie adaptation on January 6 and 7 2023 in Venice, Italy.
Branagh was also seen filming at the Clock Tower in Piazza San Marco, and later with his double taking a ride on a police gondola through the canals. Branagh appeared in a navy double-breasted coat, striped blue suit, white shirt, red silk tie, black leather gloves, Homburg hat, carrying Poirot's iconic cane and a book about Venice.
Corriere del Veneto (via Italy24) reports the cast will be shooting in Venice until mid-January. "There will be filming on the water with stage gondolas, vintage boats and 1950s taxis." Other locations mentioned include Campo San Giacomo dell'Orio (a square with a church), Conservatorio Benedetto Marcello (music conservatory), San Samuele (church), Palazzo Malipiero (palace), Campo San Boldo (square near the famous Rialto Bridge), etc.
Based on Agatha Christie's novel Hallowe'en Party, the film is set in post-World War II Venice on All Hallows' Eve. Now retired and living in self-imposed exile in the world's most glamorous city, Poirot reluctantly attends a séance at a decaying, haunted palazzo. When one of the guests is murdered, the detective is thrust into a sinister world of shadows and secrets.
Source: DM, JustJared
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tenderribcage · 9 months
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Sorry, I know this might is a stupid question, but what exactly is your AU about? I have vague ideas but I'm scared that they're completely wrong so I decided to just... Ask you??
Btw I love your style, it's really cute and I love your version of sans :)
He's very huggable!
Chronictale is an au based in the original classic au, following the same timeline all except Cain, or Sans, suffers from an unknown affliction that is draining his magic, causing him severe chronic pain. He is unable to walk without a cane, and named himself after it just to be funny. Abel thought it was stupid, but decided to also change her name to match better uwuc Cain currently lives on the surface with his dog, Tina, his sister off at college !
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actualcrocodiledundee · 8 months
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the new directions
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credit to @reelrollsweat for making the picrew template
me - finn, rachel, santana, brittany, puck, mike, tina, artie*
mel - quinn, kurt, blaine, sam
liv - mercedes
*there was no wheelchair option for artie so i gave him a cane instead
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dolls-and-cats · 1 year
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Books are amazing. I was a kid in the 1980s, in the same years that author Tina Cane was a teenager. For years, she and I were getting up for school, coming home from school, in the same country but not knowing each other, just like I don't know most of the other millions and billions of people. But through her book of verse, I can hear about her experiences, growing up in the same time period but with different identities and family situation than me.
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She mentions Starbursts in one poem...I thought about excerpting that here, but I think instead I'll just point to the novel overall. The Pop Rocks are from my own nostalgia for that time period. (They're still weird and amazing).
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In other news, my fun hobbies include eating candy and making reduced-size copies of candy packaging.
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popcornforone · 4 months
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Mistletoe and Whine
A Max Phillips Fan Fic
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I have too much in draft everywhere. Film reviews, notes, fics & I did actually have a very predicative Sunday playing catch up. However very randomly after watching an alternative Christmas film on Saturday night & my head still thinking about it, my mind stumbled into this festive Fic idea for Max Phillips. So here we are writing about our favourite vampire over the festive season. & it’s going to get sexy.
Synopsis:- Chance encounters with Max have lead you to your 5th anniversary, & he wants to make sure that you whine as he celebrates with you.
Word count:2750
Warnings:- DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18! PIV Sex, established relationship, vampire lore so biting, feasting & blood drinking, lack of consent, alcohol, drugs, swearing. Innuendo, intense orgasms. Basically like most couples they get steamy in their special day, it just so happens they are vampires.
Thanks as always for the read peoples. All feed back is always welcome. I hope you enjoy.
It’s your fourth espresso martini of the night. You & the girls are at an adults only winter wonderland. Candy canes have secret ingredients to make you extra happy, the chatter is loud, the games are intense but fun & the music is belting.
“Okay” Frankie says “who’s ready for us to go & play the next thing”
“Oooh im not sure I can move” Tina says. “And look” she waves her hands in front of her face “there’s 6 hands on my two arms” clearly the special sweets were effecting her more.
“Well I’m just gonna go sort myself out, but I’ll come find you in about 5minutes” you say. You need some water & to use the toilet. Your the mum of the group, your always the most sensible. You check with Lucy that she’s okay to hold the fort & make sure no one does anything crazy as you nip to the bathroom. It’s not that far away & you know it will take your friends in a sober undrugged state at least 10mins to pick what they want to do next, but with them high on everything, they won’t budge. You’ve got plenty of time.
As you walk past the Christmas trees you turn a corner & accidentally walk into someone.
“Oooh im sorry” you say as your shoulders clash. You look up & make eye contact. Your frozen. Two deep brown eyes make contact with you. If you knew any better you were being hypnotised. The red tie. The Santa hat. The broad shoulders. The dark suit. A smile like the devil.
“Ho Ho Ho… merry Christmas to you, my victim” you hear this deep voice & it arouses you. You giggle back. Suddenly his large hand is around your neck. He’s pushes you against the wall of the little hut that’s selling pretzels behind you. You gasp for air.
“Am I a Christmas treat?” You ask. You then feel your scarf be tugged off. His tongue licks up your neck. He always loves the taste of fresh meet, be it consensual or not.
“More, your my grand feast. The Satan Clause wants you all to himself.” He says. He makes eye contact once more making sure all his hypnosis, mixed with the drink & drugs you’ve had tonight, mean you won’t remember a thing. He licks his lips. “I’m famished” Those beautiful brown eyes turn to red & you feel the sharp pain as those fangs dig into your neck & your body jolts & you scream.
“MAX!!!!!”
You jolt awake. A sweaty sticky mess. Panting gasping for air. You check the clock, it’s 7pm & you lie back down onto the bed. Desperate to get air into your body. The bedroom door flings open & there stands Max. Two cups of warmed blood for you both on this winters evening. The perfect way to wake up.
“You okay baby” he asks. He walked over to you in his long white dressing gown & hands you your mug. Just by the smell you can tell it’s AB positive.
“Nightmare, that’s all” you say & you sip your blood. You make a small mmm sound as it hits your taste buds. The iron sinking into your system. This is your favourite blood type.
“What was it today?” He asks as max rubs your back. Your undead skin is always cold, but even he can tell despite you sweating & being in a panic that it’s very icy.
“The day we met…” you start “… but no consent, you just had your way with me & sunk your teeth inside me”
“We both know that’s not how it went down” Max says as he shakes his head. Vampires only have nightmares when things aren’t certain. You’ve only been a vampire 3 years. You’re almost at your vampire potential, but you do still sometimes forget you aren’t human.
“No you were very shy about it, didn’t want to interrupt the game me & my friends were playing” you smile & reminisce.
*
It wasn’t a winter wonderland you & your friends were at. It was your local pub. It was board game night, & you & your friends were a little tipsy but no drugs, other than cigarettes. You were playing articulate with them all & smiling.
“Royal family, not the ginger one” Tina says.
“Prince William”
“Diana”
“Prince Andrew” Tina collected her card
“High trouser”
“SIMON COWELL” you all shout at once & Tina collects another.
“Doctor Who”
“Ooh god there’s 14 of them” you roll your eyes & then the buzzer goes off. “Times up” Lucy counts Tina cards.
“She got 8”
“Which doctor was it”
“John Hurt”
“Seriously of all the clues you went for doctor who? Not alien or…” you scoff & down your drink.
“Sorry I’ve binged it all again recently” she say. You all laugh, Tina loves her scifi.
“Well I’m gonna nip to the toilet before the next round” you say & you wobble in your heels as you get up from the table.
“How many drinks have you had tonight” Frankie asks.
“Not that many, I blame the shoes.”
You walk to the bathroom use the facilities & then as you leave to rejoin the group , you lose your balance as your heel slips. You can see the Christmas tree in front of you, that your about to face plant & break as you fall forward. But then you stop mid fall.
“It’s okay I gotcha” says a very deep voice. Two arms are wrapped around you & pull you up. You turn your head to say thank you but all that glances back is this man’s beautiful handsome face. So perfect. So divine. It’s love at first sight.
“Wow” you say & then realise what you’ve said as you see him blush a little “did I say that outloud?”
“Yes you did” he helps you to your feet. “It’s okay, I think your rather wow too” you giggle & turn red.
“Ha your funny”
“I’m serious” he says “I’ve searched everywhere for the person I’m meant to be with, but I never thought they would actually really stumble upon me” he smiles. You’re now standing up & you both look at each other up & down. You say your name & he takes your hand & shakes it “Im Max” he’s clearly a charmer. You bet he says this to all the girls.
“Well Mr Max can I buy you a drink, as a thank you” you say.
“I think we’ve both had enough to drink” he says saying that he thinks that’s why you fell.
“No it’s the heels, I don’t normally wear them. Special occasion.”
“Oooh you’re the lot in the corner, on your girls night aren’t you”
“Are we that loud & obnoxious?” You ask feeling ashamed.
“Never apologise for who you are, always be you” his thumb graces over your chin. His eyes make contact. “Where have you been all my life?” He asks.
“I don’t know, where have you been” you lips are inches away.
“Searching, yet I didnt realise it would be someone like you” these word are soft. His lips part. You look at him & see there’s mistletoe behind him on the wall. He sees you looking past him & turns around. “Well it’s bad luck if we don’t, don’t want to ruin the Christmas spirit.”
You go for it & lean in. Kissing deeply a man you met 4 minutes ago. His lips are plump. You easily slip your tongue inside as your deep kiss gets more passionate. His hand is up in your hair. Yours caress his clean shaven face & his shoulders. It may only be for a few seconds but it’s something that you want to do with this man for the rest of your life.
From behind you, you hear your girls all cheer. You never do this on a night out. You are the careful one of the group. Your break the kiss & turn around & go shhhh, before facing Max again.
“They seem happy for you” he smoulders
“It’s never me who gets the guy” you say & you beam, you miss the feel of those lips already.
“Why don’t you introduce me?” Max says as his eyes dazzle.
“Do you think you’re gonna be sticking around Max?”
“Ooh beautiful you have no idea.”
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You smile at Max back in the now, as you finnish sipping your mug of blood on the bed. His hand is still slowly stroking your back.
“Nice memory trip?” He asks. He finds it so cute when you glaze over to remember past memories in such detail. He wishes he could go back to some of his memories in such detail as you do.You put your empty mug down.
“Your lips still taste as good as our first kiss 5 years ago”
“Are you sure?” Max raises an eyebrow. You never need to be encouraged to take advantage of your man. He then reaches into his gown pocket & produces a little bundle of mistletoe. “It’s actually today, Happy anniversary baby” you practically pounce on him. Lips that always ignite your undead soul. A touch as he caresses you, that fills you with joy & glee, the noises you both make are sweet songs to each other.
Max hand lets go of its mug & it crashes to the floor. A small amount of blood that was left in his mug spills across the floor. The mistletoe follows. He loves how passionate you are in the mornings. Morning sex with you is delight, even if your morning is 7pm. You straddle him & undo the cord to his gown, hoping he’s got nothing on underneath. His hands are grasping your bum. Squeezing it as your lips continue to lock & your dead hearts feel like they are pulsing, filled with adrenaline. Your body already rolling into his lap ready for pleasure grinding on his thigh.
“Maxie” you exhale when you lips part. It’s drawn out a long whine. But one where you can feel how excited he is.
“Ooh baby” you help his shoulders & you both remove his dressing gown. You initial instincts were right. He’s naked beneath. His length hard & leaking & you smile. His hands leave your bum & find the bottom of your red silk night dress & free you from it. Your breast look extra perky today in the cold winter air in your bedroom & you feel sexy.
“Happy anniversary my forever” you say as you adjust yourself to take him all. He’s also sat up & he’s so beguiled. He moans deeply, as he slips his penis through your slick.
“Ooh you’re drenching me already” he states.
“Can you blame me?”
“No, never”
“Oooh fuck” he is slow as he pushes through your entrance & makes sure his shaft is fully inside you. Be it alive or undead he loves it when you whine & moan as he fills you up each time.
“You good baby” still after all these years max still asks you.
“On cloud 9” you whimper. Your earlier grinding on his thigh now means his penis glides around you. Your walls feeling every inch of his thrusts. He always feels so good. That’s why you fell for him. He may have used some vampire tricks on you to make things move quicker but you always realised & he then didn’t need to persuade you in that way.
“Let me pleasure you” his hand slips between your two naked bodies as you match each other’s rhythms to make sure this is sweaty hot & passionate. He strums you like a double base, your clit quivering quickly.
“Max” you moan.
“Whine baby” he mumbles & he pulls you towards him & licks a stripe up from between your breasts up your chest & then your neck. The salt & sweatiness makes him smile & the way his tongue feels as it leaves its own moistness across your skin gives you goosebumps.
“Oooh Maxie” you feel like you are being spread wider than before. Each roll forward as you take him as you finger nails dig into his shoulders bring you closer to euphoria. Each ooooh noise escaping your mouth has his finger work faster.
“So good, so sexy” he moans before his lips latch back to your nipple. Your tummy flush to his, sweat dripping everywhere.
“Mmm mmmm mmmaxxxx oh fuck oh fuck yes don’t stop baby mmmm fuckkkkkk” he giggles the more you moan & whine, desperate for more. Being undead hasnt decreased your thirst for your man.
“So tight & it will always be this tight” he manages to muster his thrust are pounding away. Each motion he’s closer. This was never going to be a long session. That can wait for later. This is two soul mates fucking away their bleary eyed start to their night lost in lust & desire. Your cunt quivers in pleasure. He’s never pleasured you like this before. You need more & you dig your hands in his shoulder & he jolts.
“Fuck max oh fuck fuck fuck yes oh fuck yes” you sink your own teeth into his shoulders. He’s taking you on a night you’ve never experienced before & you let go & scream his name. “MAX!” You clamp hard & cum. His own body judders as he feels you lick him in. He’s never had you sink your teeth into him before & the way you whined, has his mind spinning out of control. It may not be your fangs but it felt good.
“Baby fuck baby oh shit shit fuckkkkk” having vampiric speed is useful. Your clit is on fire from the friction & the way the thrusts into you as your orgasm continues is relentless. & soon it’s his turn & you feel the ejaculation inside you. “Fuck this pussy” hit lashings of cum fill your insides. Max snarls, his eyes at the point of pleasure always turn dark red. Yours don’t but it always makes you smile that he gets that much into the zone.
“Fuck Max”
“Fuck in deed” he pants. You’re both resting your head on the other shoulders, your movements minimal. You peck up his neck until you reach his face & you use two fingers to turn his face towards you. The sweaty state that is your forever slowly opens his eyes to look at you, his vampire bride looking so sexy covered in sweat, filled with him cum. You’re all his, no one can match you. You’re bound together by destiny.
Eventually you properly speak, the rocking has stoped & Max slowly slips his penis out of you as it softens but you don’t want to move. You like sitting in his lap naked. Taking your time to kiss each part of his face.
“So 5 years of knowing you” you giggle.
“Yep” he smiles “& I brought the mistletoe too” you look at the floor & so does Max. The broken mug with the blood spilled on the floor, the white berry’s of the plant now turning crimson.
“That you did baby” & you face to turn him again. “So what would you like to do for our 5th anniversary?”
“You, I want to fuck you all evening, until the sun rises”
“Hmmmm” you smirk as you think “but I’ve not come wrapped up”
“Don’t care” Maxs strength still impresses you. He lifts you off his lap so you’re lying on your back on the bed & he hoovers above you hardening again. “I’ve provided the mistletoe” he lifts his head so he whispers the next sentence into your ear seductively. “& you are more than providing the whine”
“Fuuuucckkkkk Maxie” you moan & gasp as his large hand goes around your throat & he slowly pushes his penis in side you again. Still sensitive from your session that just ended. “What did I do to deserve this” you ask & look up at his beaming satisfied face.
“Nothing,” he hits the spot first time & you moan. “Can I not treat my forever on our day” & that’s all it takes. You never have to worry about Maxs desire & lust for you. The night of your 5th anniversary is rampant & the whines you make as he makes you cum all night, well they will stay with Max until next years anniversary.
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So I got asked by @fangomango what some of my favorite end credits scenes are (it was on my main Shadowbanned blog, though, so Tumblr is rude and won't let me answer it there ;-;) but yes, I am so excited to answer this question, because I've wanted to make a full post on my favorite end credits scenes ever since I asked @drawthethingdoppelganger about her favorite end credits scenes:
--One of my all-time favorites is Candy Cane Moose because it's so flipping catchy somehow despite only consisting of a few lyrics that are repeated over and over. Also, seeing the Belcher kids are lil' babies makes me 🥺 I actually screamed when I saw this one for the first time because I was not prepared for the cuteness:
--Of course, I also love Pesto in My Pants, because Bob and Tina's dancing is glorious, and it's just so iconic:
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--99 Red Balloons is hilarious, I adore the animation in it as everyone is pelted with water balloons:
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--Turkey, I Need You Beside Me makes me sob because it makes me think of my dad 😭 And Bob and Gene are just so cute in it, I can't:
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--You Make Plumbing Fun makes me feel so 🥹 IT'S JUST SO ADORABLE, CAN YOU HEAR THE ADORATION IN THEIR VOICES AS THEY SING?? (And Gene's lil' dancing is the most precious thing):
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--I love Beyond the Sea as a song, but Larry Murphy's cover of it as Teddy is fantastic. He's actually a really talented singer! And the visuals for this one are so much fun:
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--God, I love I Love U So Much (It's Scary) so much. It's so wholesome seeing the family singing and dancing together and eventually getting Bob to join in as well 🥹. I know I made a post saying that Pesto in My Pants is more iconic, but really, this one still holds a special place in my heart (and that post by far got a ton more notes):
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--The Wonder Wharf two-part Season 4 Finale is one of my favorite episode sets in the entire show and this end credits scene is absolutely fantastic. John Roberts absolutely kills it, and the visuals are *chef's kiss*:
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--I'm choosing Street Life because it's so catchy for some reason?? I also need John Roberts and Larry Murphy to sing together more often:
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--Tina's Spanish Song (I forgot the name) is the most hilarious thing ever, I wheeze uncontrollably every single time I listen to it and remember it exists. It's the end credits of the episode where Gene has a ukelele that he never uses again, and the episode where Gayle and Mr. Frond get together:
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--Twinkly Lights is such an absolute banger, and I adore the message about diversity in it! It's incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TpZHJvpMWo&list=PL_c9X60eyied1UKYCo48cNW25KXFWgres&index=97
--The TSA Musical outro is so cute, and Gene's lil' bouncing 🥺: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyTzxGnOJ9g&list=PL_c9X60eyied1UKYCo48cNW25KXFWgres&index=102
--Best Couple Friends is so addictive ("Like Heroin? :O" "YES SON, LIKE HEROIN >:D") and it's just so much fun. And it's a Boblin end credits scene!! What more could I ask for?: https://youtu.be/_mOc3oS5fcw?si=O81ioknHi3LByfIy
--The Burobu end credits song is way too catchy, I adore it as someone who was really into Pokémon at one point: https://youtu.be/lsJ4hQQoh-k?si=Qis-ASt8aQgDq4YS
--The Right Number of Boys is awesome. It's so cute and catchy, and Tina's lil' dancing at "How 'bout seven?" is adorable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TIqEiJ2qFU
--Doot Doot Doot (Means I Love You) was the first ever piece of Bob's Burgers media I ever consumed, and I fell in love fast. Yes, this outro was the one that got me into the show in the first place: https://youtu.be/kbAYu-0JdHw?si=GIaR8QF0HD68DdPu
--It's Halloween is so catchy and funny, and Gene's lil' dancing near the end gets me every time: https://youtu.be/aA37bcLABj8?si=efrPQTTgX0EOW2Wl
--Nun of Your Business is so iconic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdJKiDEnIlM
--Me and My Spider is so catchy and sweet, I can't handle it: https://youtu.be/UDn7ZrKGI38?si=cZwmbTpsFSmZmYuF
--And finally, I have to put in I'll Be Around because I wanted to make sure to include a Mr. Fischoeder song. It's so good. And it has Boblin dancing!!: https://youtu.be/ep0Hyw9Ajeg?si=nNOeZVxRYXmjYRqO
Okay, this ended up being way too long, but I just have a ton of outros I adore!! I know there are some that I wasn't able to include, because there are just that many good ones. Do yourself a favor and listen to all of these. Oh, you have?
Listen to 'em again.
Okay, I have so many on this list, but if I had to pick an all-time, absolute favorite??
I really can't.
But it might be either Candy Cane Moose, You Make Plumbing Fun, or The Right Number of Boys.
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soulaans · 1 month
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tag people you want to know better; tagged by @blaxploitations .... kicking my feet rn hii 😘
last song: stop (asking me 4shyt) - victoria monét
currently watching: rewatch of bob's burgers
three ships: me and Megan thee stallion, tina snow and i, the hot girl coach and myself
favorite color: brown but i'm loving pink rn
currently cosuming: cane's texas toast
first ship: 🤷🏽‍♀️
place of birth: this is a security question
current location: in my living rooommm
relationship status: in lurve
last movie: shrek 🤔
currently working on: getting sexier mentally, emotionally and physically
tagging: @bikelane @search4god @emilesmithrowes @marsinsagittarius444 @tidalpools
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molluskmirage · 5 months
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Soulfire Purgatory Day 6
-this is Bad and Pac day with Rivers and Tubbo
-Tubbo gets a witch and cures a villager
-Bad, Pac, and Tubbo work on a secret base and meet an eyeball (admin) thing and name them Trousers after giving them some pants
-Tubbo, Bad, Pac and Trousers go over to kill Fit as its a quest. Pac does try to talk them out of it but knows its in vain since its a mission
-they find sugar cane and chase down and kill Fit, during the fight they could tell that fit was using an enhancement and determined it was coffee after his death
-they left Fit’s belongings but got to peak at his gear and it was better then theirs so they got a little worried
-Bads main objective of the day was getting set up enough that it could be a support for players that aren’t as encouraged to play, Pac focus of the day was completing the tasks
-Pac and Trousers worked on the base and made it very beautiful and cozy
-Bad trash talked with the other teams in group chat, and determined it was him and Pac against the world
-Trousers left and Bad went to look to find leather for books and red base, he is killed by a bull because he was riding his bike while attacking it
-Bad stumbles across Phillza and hides
-Rivers logs in in the center of a red raid in blue base, Bad tells her to lie, they learn from this that Pac is red teams target, ultimately bad knows that rivers is doomed to death but its ok because the base is set up with gear for her, (rivers is upset though as she worked hard for her gear) shes killed and red loots all gear stuff. Tina is also killed she had logged in the same position offline she logs of shortly after but I think Pac shows her and Rivers the secret base
-the eggs are placed at the egg base in the desert so bad goes to look at it. He runs into Cellbit, he on horse back and Bad on a bike. They engage a few blows bad just tries to make it to the safety square he’s successful but does lose his bike in the process
-blues egg is a combo of Chayanne and Leo, a group call is called again and every team agrees upon not killing the eggs
-Rivers shows Bad a cool pickaxe she has
-Bad and Pac start a villager raid and get a totem of undying
-Bad and Pac run around trying to complete the zombie and skeleton quests as its there last ones or so they thought (they need to kill fit one more time but there bar had said complete after the first kill)
-Pac is chased by Phil and Bad rolls up and chases Phil away (Pac does incredible at getting away)
-Bad talks to max over comms and learns how max doesnt want to fight anyone
-Bad runs across Roier and is chased by him, roier getting a few hits and Bad learns he has fire aspect, Bad gets away and hides in a cave. He had the confidence to beat roier (wether true or not remain to be seen) but knew he couldn’t risk all of Pacs efforts of the day and his teams score if lost so he ran and hid
-Bad makes a call with Forever and learns that he is greens Target. He also learns that they still need a kill on Fit for the day so they attempt to set up a trade. Bad had 33 levels and no chance to enchant and didnt want to lose it but decided a fortune pickaxe would suffice (this deal went back and fourth between red and green team Bad couldn’t help himself being a demon about it eventually agreeing upon his death x2 for a fortune pickaxe and Fits death)
-Pac feeling discouraged and defeated after such a long hard days work logs off (Pac you were wonderful!!)
-Bad meets Forever both ‘naked’ in items. Forever gets several kills on him to boost greens score and then has Bad kill him. Fit then exchanges the pickaxe and is killed by Bad
-Tubbo logs on offline while drunk while bad is desperately trying to complete the tasks in the last few minutes. Blue team came so ridiculously close with only a handful of skeletons left to kill, a disappointing end but a very interesting day where Bad and Pac bonded
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br1ghtestlight · 6 months
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Trick or Treat
Zeke ran into Wonder Wharf with excitement and dragged Tina and Jimmy Junior behind him.
They all loved going to Wonder Wharf when going on dates together because it was cheap, accessible and there were multiple activities for them to do, but Zeke looked forward to them more than anybody. He loved bragging to his girlfriend and boyfriend about how strong he was and winning the biggest prize for them. Tina and Jimmy Junior were both a lot more nervous on rides like The Scream-I-Cane or The Octopus than he was, and that meant they would often cling to him for support when they were scared. He liked knowing that he was able to protect him and that they trusted him.
Louise would typically go on the scarier rides with Zeke when they were in a group together because she was the only person who was never scared, but this trip to Wonder Wharf was all about his relationship with Tina and Jimmy Junior. Younger siblings were not invited, even if he would miss Gene, Louise, Andy and Ollie and all the trouble that they would get themselves into.
"Zeke! You don't need to rush. We're going to be at Wonder Wharf all day," Tina laughed. "My parents said that we didn't need to be back until dinner, remember?"
Zeke grinned. "I know, I know. I'm jus' excited to spend today with my favorite people! It'll be fun to hang out together without younger kids followin' us around and getting all up in our business. We could even try goin' into the Tunnel Of Love together."
"I don't think Wonder Wharf has a Tunnel Of Love," Jimmy Junior frowned.
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