#tim can bros

[floresfinds]

Hold up! Dropout, Smosh, Starkid all together?! Thank god Drawfee is NY based cos my heart couldn’t handle them being there as well •_•

#I barely handled Nathan on game changer and the drunk rocky horror show #now this?!!? dead #dropout #dropout tv #smosh #smoshblr #starkid #Tim can bros #drawfee #i’m so excited

[lustwithoutlore]

Stephanie, clearly upset: I just spent $30 at the grocery store and all I got was eggs, mayonnaise, fruit, and pop.

Tim: Oh so prices have gone down, that’s good.

Stephanie: …. I really hate you sometimes, Tim. Really hate you.

Tim: Isn’t $30 for all that cheap?

Stephanie, calling Jason: I need an immediate extraction I’m about to kill Tim.

Jason: … And you need the extraction, why?

#steph: *cocks gun* time to eat the fucking rich #tim: thank god if I get killed I can finally rest #steph: *lowers gun* uh…. you good bro? #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #tim drake #stephanie brown #batgirl #red robin #dc comics #dc comics funny #incorrect batfamily quotes

[redsray]

if tim and jason were allowed to be a villain duo I think the world would burn at their feet and I need a bucket of popcorn and a front row seat.

#i feel like this applies to every batkid #god help the world if the batkids go full villain #seriously who could stop em #certainly not the fuckin jl #anyways #jay and tim would kick ASS tho #theyve got similar kinds of unhinged morals and i respect that #they both go “i can fix this by being WORSE” #i wont explain myself more #just trust me bro #batfam #dc comics #batman #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #the reds if you will #double rouge #double red #red and redder

[punkeropercyjackson]

"We need to normalize kindness!"You guys can't even handle that making fun of eachother isn't a sign of love for everyone because some people can't handle it so it hurts their feelings and instead call them losers for it and prove their point that you're genuinely cruel

#idc about normalcy bro i'm here to break the cycle of abuse as hard as i can #anti percabeth #antijayroy #antitodobakudeku #percy jackson #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas #barbara gordon #roy harper #anti bakugou #izuku midoriya #todoroki shouto #sokka #katara #anti zutara #zuko #aang #pro kataang #azula #antizucest #pjo #batfam #anti rhato #bnha geekery #atla geekery #summerposting

[spigosaur]

I'm currently rewatching nightmare time and right now I'm watching Daddy and- I had totally forgotten that Ted is in that episode and that we do see him die in the nmt2 timeline. And it happens on the day of the honey festival. You know what that means? Pete says he's gonna miss the honey festival because of abstinence camp. Pete is going through everything happening at abstinence camp just to come back and be told that his brother was murdered while he was gone. That scene in abstinence camp where Ted is taking Pete to idontwannabang? That's the last time nmt2!Pete ever sees his brother.

#I want more spankoffski bros intersction #I want there to be one (1) timeline where everything's perfect: Ted doesn't die or time travel #Hannah Lex and Ethan can all stay together without any of them dying or being arrested #Paul and Emma get together and Emma somehow gets her weed farm without being enslaved by birds #The lords in black just ignore this timeline and don't interfere #Ms Holloway and Duke get to be together #everyone in Clivesdale fucking dies. Fuck them chemists! Fuck them straight to hell! #Tom Becky and Tim are happy together #yeah idk where I'm going with this #hatchetfield #starkid #team starkid #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #spankoffski #spankoffski bros #nightmare time #nmt #nmt2 #daddy #abstinence camp

[spectral-honey]

Okay wait wait wait wait wait Tim Drake neurodivergent icon info dumping about the cases and strategies of the early Batman & robin days and Damian listening bc it's "good information for his training" but REALLY he's just letting his brother talk about his hyperfixation!!!

#tim drake #Damian Wayne #batfam #listen i read like 1 fic where damian and tim are both autistic and i was like oh yah!!! #pls if u habe ideas of what damian can infodump abt pls add. i was thinking his pets or maybe illustration??? #he and tim could have a back and forth abt photography vs illustration #i just like it when theyre nice to each other!!! #based on me and my bro but my bro just zones out while i talk and then jumps in when somethign catches his attention LMAO #dc

[icantsaveyou]

tim: ...and that's my 200 step plan on neutralizing lonnie machin if it ever comes to it

dick: wow that's a really thorough plan for someone who is confined to a bed and can only communicate through a computer system

damian: so what's your plan for yourself huh genius?

tim: [BRINGS OUT A HEAVY BLACK BOX]

tim: [UNLOCKS THE LATCH, TAKING OUT ANOTHER, SMALLER BLACK BOX, AND USING A KEY THAT HANGS AROUND HIS NECK TO OPEN THAT ONE]

tim: [OPENS THE FINAL BOX]

dick, damian, and jason: *lean in to look inside the box*

dick, damian, and jason: ...

tim: gun.

dick: ...

damian: ...

jason: ...

jason: *clears throat*

jason: i like it

#dc comics #tim drake #batbros #dc #batfamily #batman #red robin #this is set during red robin era btw just pretend theyre all bros and can hang in a batcave without any problems #greatest hits

[lemonlimestar]

now personally, i think as far as compelling romantic dynamics go from yj98 i think i lean more towards cissie and cassie (ALSO anitas big ass crush on cissie lmao) + kon and bart (aka kon’s big ass crush on bart) but i will say i still enjoy tim and kon’s friendship in it.

they’re so funny because they so obviously like each other. they’re best friends! or at least kon considers tim his best friend! but they’re so so so bad at showing it. they would gag excessively if they knew about the “you’re my robin…” scene. wdym you’re saying you like that guy??? just tape his favorite show while he’s in space on an insane mission??? simply beat up (or attempt to beat up) a guy on his behalf multiple times???

i dunno i just feel like kon’s viewpoint on the importance of trust and tim not telling the team his real identity is really interesting to explore. especially paralleled with adventure comics #3. the way tim so easily pulls down his cowl v.s. how it felt like pulllng teeth for him every time kon brought up secret identity issues. and mind you! a lot of that was match, but it still obviously really hurt him! especially with the entirety of what happens in owaw! (my beloved <3)

i cannot for the life of me think of the issue number but during sins of youth when kon and clark are switched and they talk about clark not bringing up his secret identity. and despite his chill demeanor, kon seems pretty hurt by it. he likes to know he’s trusted. it’s kind of the same thing with the legion in early sb94. i think his lack of secret identity initially also plays into this. like, he can talk about everything in his personal life because, well, his personal life and professional life are essentially the same thing. now cut to tim complaining about having to lie to his dad. and his friends (including young justice and even bruce). and his girlfriend(s).

their dynamic is obviously heavily impacted by where they are in their lives at that point and it’s so compelling to me specifically.

+ the way kon latches onto being able to say tim’s real name soooo bad after wwyj. like. okay girl…!

#all this to say… i like when they r complicated :-) #kon el #tim drake #yj98 #meta tag #i guess? #i’m really just ranting about kon #as one does #can u tell i wrote an entire fic about this topic :3 #yj our worlds at war save me… save me yj our worlds at war… #dc #what’s bro yappin about #timkon #robin 93 tag #sb94 tag #long post

[camifornilla]

I hope every DC editor in this bitch knows that since they brought back Leather Daddy Kon El that he’s bisexual and together with Tim

#and I said that shit #there are enough retcons in DC that I make my own canon #thats all I’ll be hearing about it thank you #run that by my secretary I’m out of office #doin gay shit and reading gay shit #DC Comics #comic bros can suck my ass 😘💖✨ #Tim Drake #Kon El #Conner Kent #Superboy #Red Robin #Robin #batfam

[lunasfics]

i bet tim drake had a fnaf phase

#bro was probably the matpat of the dc universe #HE WAS THE BURGER KING KID. #incredibly self indulgent headcanon #can u tell i had a fnaf phase #luna speaks #tim drake

[mamawasatesttube]

“hes also confused about whether he is a beautiful butch so its very understandable” you and your richer inner world are always so true and correct

THANK YOU thank you <3 kon is on levels of gender most of us can only aspire to dream of. it's just the truth ♥

#answers #crimzoncrow #kon in the core four gc like ''would yall still love me if i was a girl?'' #tim: ''im bisexual youre not getting off the hook that easy <3'' #kon: ''so would you still love me if i was a worm?'' #tim: ''... so maybe i need to refresh you on what 'bisexual' means.'' #bart: ''I'D still love you if you were a worm kon <3'' #kon: ''omg... bro... 😳😳😳...'' #cassie: ''bart's on his way to steal ur girl tim wyd'' #bart: ''btw did you know most species of earthworms are both boys and girls at the same time (if you can even call it that really) bc--''

[clambuoyance]

The way you draw Tim's bangs gives me such gender envy, i don't even know how to describe it, it's just AHHHH ya know?

I mean understandable I love drawing these bangs so much and recently cut my hair so it could be short and WAS considering this style of bangs butttt my hair is too curly to maintain it 🤷🏻‍♀️ But Give yourself the bangs you desire!!

#you know how ppl joke that cass and Tim could be twins #that’s me and my bro we have the same hair length most of the time and I literally told the barber can I have my brothers old haircut #my grandparents confuses us for each other sometimes </3

[starlooove]

Realizing the adultification and demonization of Duke and Damian is just. Not gonna stop. El oh el

#demonization more in Damian’s case #and not in the characters can’t do bad things kinda way #but in a writers and readers are so racist they’ll never even acknowledge that they don’t grant him the same grace they do anyone else #especially their white faves in comparison #and with the way they keep tryna spin Ra’s and Talia as being like. perfect parents maybe slightly absent or evil back then but family ppl #at heart it’s just gonna be more excuses to demonize a brown child bc now the very basis of his previous attitude will be gone #i mean for some of you it was never existed or acknowledged but there’s a certain bitterness I’m feeling when y’all can point to a panel #written by someone who’s only read WFA for background and say ‘see its canon that he’s just a murderous asshole for no reason!’ #same mfs who can’t tell me three bad things Tim’s done that they don’t fw bc either they’ve never read it or they justify it in their minds #and for Duke it’s like. just removing every aspect of his character bc god forbid u pay attention to a black child who’s not an easy stereo #that’s the difference Damian’s early appearance was very easy for a lot of y’all to stereotype even and at times especially Talia Stans #for Duke u can’t call him ghetto and u can’t call him one of the good ones bc there’s no ‘bad’ ones as a comparison point so he’s just a guy #he’s a good bro :) he’s there :) u don’t know enough about him to speak :) #and honestly if they keep going down the Al Ghuls are perfect route they might shoehorn Damian near that position too #that’d make it three for three when you involve cass. wow the poc of the family being reduced to no character besides propping up the yt #cast. maybe if we go that route and it happens to all three of them some of y’all will make a ‘fandom has a problem 🥺’ post and dip #like always el oh el so exhausted #batfandom racism #tim drake #jason Todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #Lemme be a bitch today #Duke cass and Damian Stan’s I won’t clog ur dash with this #actually some of u cass Stan’s are…. #I’ll just say it a lot of you are racist as fuck and can’t say shit about cass besides she fights good and deserves the world #batfam #wfa #anti wfa

[authenticaussie]

Do I want to give Lex a rooftop pool for the sole purpose of getting Tim to drift in it aimlessly on a pool floatie after Kon ditches him at his OWN sleepover

#bip bop nari drops #the answer is probably yes BECAUSE #then I can have parallels later where kon/tim convince each other to break in and then have sad longing secret time #in the dim light of barely-reaching streetlamps and buildings #ALSO tim floating on an inflatable donut morosly //sp??? morosley....? #FLOATIN ON THAT DONUT LIKE A LOSER. questioning his life choices and steadily getting more convinced his first impression of kon - #that he's an air head and a flake and a Cool Kid and Doesn't Like Tim and this is one big prank #and then kon gets to come back and be like bro this is NOT all on me you're also a massive asshole? you're so stuck up and condescending an #//and then they kiss // <- JOKING #spiderkon #batfam #“***btw the answer is yes i just want to tag ramble”

[cloudycera]

I like the transition of Billy going from Scrappy 10 year old kid that's been through shit who's always fangirling around his team mates to chill teenager who's been through more shit and everyone looks up too.

I fully believe so many people have had crushes on him and he pretends to be oblivious to it.

#Oh Tim got a boyfriend now #Oooooo who who? #A friend from High-school i think #So an old flame #It's nice he's seeing people again #He always kidnaps people when he's single. #Billy is actually the king of romance #i have proof #bro can pull with a 100% success rate #Badboy trope kinda way #You saw how Courtney cried when he broke up with her? #distraught #Tim can't bring Bernard around him #Billy finna accidentally steal his man #With a quickness #Accidentally heheheh #Meanwhile the boy can switch between lighting your car on fire #And getting you a job and a place to live #i like to rant in tags #Pan Billy Agenda #He's never met any of the league kids partners for a reason #Billh knows about em though #I think the league talk about stuff like old people playing cards #billy batson #dc dcomics #dc heroes #justice league #shazam #captain marvel

[perenians]

nerf war. it’s every man for himself, & tim’s getting chased (bullied) by jason who’s yelling dumb shit (quotes from the art of war taken completely out of context). they run past bruce, just woken up & looking even worse than usual. then it’s like

bruce: JASON. no shooting inside the house!

jason, stopping: fuck you old man i do what i want

& then tim uses the distraction to shoot jason in the ass & runs away as fast as he can because there is nothing faster than an older brother bent on revenge

#dick high-fives tim #damian grins #cass is a sniper #if we want to fuck with bruce more tim can use him as unwilling cover #jason todd #tim drake #red bros #siblingism #calm down per #this is so sad alexa play despacito