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stvrni0lo · 10 months

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𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞

chris sturniolo x reader (fluff)

summary: in the spur of the moment, chris admits his love

warnings/notes: kissing? but that’s about it

requested?: no

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Being with Chris for the past few months had been nothing short of exhilarating. He always found a way to keep you on your toes. Just as you thought you found out everything there is to know about him, he would do or say something that completely threw you in for a loop.

He was an exciting person - and you liked that.

Now as you lay across his sheets, phone in hand, you were sure that this time - 100% - there was nothing that he could say that would surprise you.

Oh how wrong you were.

Chris jogged into the room, hands filled with snacks and two cans of pepsi. Dropping them onto his bedside table, he threw himself onto the space next to you, causing the bed to bounce haphazardly. The springs squeaked with each up and down motion of the mattress.

“What’s up? What’re you watching?” he asked, his head peeking to look at your screen.

“Just tiktok. I keep seeing those stupid grimace shake videos,” you stated.

Wrapping an arm around your waist, he leaned his head onto you so that he could see what you were talking about.

“Yeah, well leave grimace alone and pay attention to me.”

You felt a slight poke on your cheek and you smiled, turning to look at Chris. You clicked your phone off to throw it somewhere to the side and move your body to fully face your boyfriend.

“Don’t be jealous! Grimace could never replace you,” you joked.

“Yeah I know! Bro doesn’t even taste that good,” he said, referencing the prior video he had made where him and his brothers tried the new McDonald’s milkshake. He grimaced (lol) at the memory of the taste.

“Oh and you do?”

He gave you playful scoff as if to show his disbelief that you would even question it. With his warm hand inching to the back of your neck, his breath fanned across your face as he responded.

“You tell me.”

And with that he leaned into you, capturing your lips in a slow kiss.

He pulled back, anticipating your response.

You knew what he wanted to hear, but you decided to drag the game on a little longer.

Feigning like you were deep in thought, you hummed.

“I’m not sure. I couldn’t quite tell.”

With another lean forward, his lips brushed against yours quickly before the gap was closed once again.

His fingertips brushed across your cheek, causing your skin to tingle at the contact. There was nothing like kissing Chris. Head tilting to the side, he silently urged you to keep going. Unfortunately, you also needed oxygen right at this moment.

Hesitantly you pulled back from him, leaning your forehead onto his in order to catch your breath.

“Yeah- I guess that was cool or whatever,” you teased.

Chris jokingly pushed you back onto the pillows, pretending to be annoyed, and lay his head onto your stomach. His hands wrapped around your back, holding you close to him. You began to play with his long, unruly curls, earning a slight hum of appreciation from the boy on-top of you.

“Y’know, I really like you,” he said breaking the comfortable silence.

Your head almost spun at how sweet he sounded. Never had you felt so appreciated before.

“I like you too, Chris.”

He lifted his head to meet your eyes. Shifting his weight so that he was leaning over you, he spoke again.

“No like- I really, really like you.”

His voice almost faltered as he desperately tried to get his point across. He knew what he really wanted to say, but nerves got the best of him.

Your brows furrowed in confusion.

“I know, babe. I really like you too,” you said, playfully mocking his previous sentence.

Fingertips tickling your face, Chris moved to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. His eyes looked different - there was an emotion there that you had never seen before.

“I’m trying to say that I love you, goof.”

Your heart skipped several beats. Of course it wasn’t odd that he had said those words to you - I mean you had been dating for months. A part of you just always expected you to say it first. However, hearing it come out of his lips sounded better than you could ever imagine.

A smile found it’s way onto your face, and you spun Chris around on his back. You began peppering kisses all over his face, ignoring his giggles and pleas for you to stop your ticklish antics. Moving from his jaw, to his cheek, to his forehead and nose, and finally to his lips.

Halting your movements, you whispered a response.

“I love you too.”

And with that, you leaned down to kiss him once more.

#chris sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo imagine #christopher sturniolo #the sturniolo triplets #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets x reader #matt sturniolo imagine #matt sturniolo x reader #nick sturniolo x reader #nick sturniolo

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deadunderorbit · 9 months

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His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

scp: dxcrxpit on tiktok ac: badchroma on tiktok

#cod mw2 #my edit #call of duty #modern warfare II #soapghost #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #cod soa #cod edit #john mactavish #soap edit

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isoobie · 21 days

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moots and what they remind you of!

omg sorry this took so long 😢

@boyfhee / she reminds me of cats, bubble tea (even though she hates it), webtoons, kdramas, video calls, late night walks, shared playlists, making food together, baking, bsf tiktoks, sharing airpods, album unboxing, badminton, enoclock, heejay, mirror selfies, best friend dates, cute cafes & big fat HUGS

@weoris / she reminds me of cherry blossoms, spring, rain on a sunny day, ice creams, jungwon (of course 🤞🏻) & train rides !!!

@urszn / she reminds me of jelly 🫰🏻, dyed hair, field trips, sports day, filming funny tiktoks, mark lee n riki & curly haired guys

@voikiraz / mari reminds me of love hearts (the sweet), summer time, park sunghoon ur bf, the word pookie & funny reels

@hoonvrs / saint reminds me of coca cola, funny memes, relatable tiktoks, uncontrollable laughter, accidental voice calls (iykyk 🤞🏻) & HOON

@yeokii / hana reminds me of anyone but heeseung (jokes u remind me of hanni sm), the colour baby pink, angst fics 💔, discord, gaming, cheese corn dogs & floral perfume

@hysgf / mika reminds me of kiss of life, chaeryeong & heeseung, nude colours like beige grey n black, pinterest 👏🏻, black cats & madison beer

@okwonyo / jiji reminds me of mochi, pretty pink bows, compact mirrors, soft makeup, the colour pink <3, wonyoungism, pilates, wonyo & jake OF COURSE

@tyunni / may reminds me of skittles, riki obviously, yuqi + minnie, vintage cameras, sneaking out of lessons together 🙉 & theme park rides

@wonryllis / she reminds me of sweet drinks like milkshakes, halloween, late nights, tulips, the colour beige + purple, fantasy and historical webtoons, cyberpunk core, jungkook (your loml 🙈) & the city tokyo

@wvnkoi / seol reminds me of dancing competitions, fun days out, r&b rap music, mark lee n jaemin, the whole of zb1 n boys planet & the colour deep blue !!

@seongclb / kat reminds me of jayhoon SO MUCH, kdramas, big chunky black glasses, rap music, fluffy blankets 🤲🏻, teddy bears & an older sister!

@atrirose / seiu reminds of a pink girly, milkshakes, strawberries n cream, MINGYU, being a passenger princess 😾, barbie, banana bread & anything coquette !!!

@yenqa / yen reminds me of yunjin, nayeon + jay all combined into one, pretty nature, the colour lilac and sage, vanilla, bows, coquette fashion & stars

@100203s / chae reminds me of tall green plants, all the riize members, the colour green (a nice one like emerald) & wave to earth 🙈🙈

@jjunae / she reminds me of mocktails, summery fruits like watermelons and grapes, leehi the singer, yunjin n jongseob :D, cute decorative lamps & silly diy projects 🙌🏻

@bywons / sru reminds me of coffee, the colours light pink and light brown, seashells, quiet music, daffodils 🔥, JUNG WON (more than hee i think and maybe bc of ur user) & poetry

#🗯️ .. 𝗶-msg!#game𝘀 .. ✷

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jfksbrainmatter · 14 days

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how’s mama? ;)

adam driver x reader

genre : fluff 🧸

summary : you are laying in bed, heavily pregnant and sleeping. your husband, adam driver, wakes you after he came home from work and accidentally reminds you of your pregnancy and impending due date. freaking you out.

author note : this based on a really cute tiktok i saw bc i couldn’t stop thinking about it 😓

content warning : pregnancy, talk of birth, anxiety, age gap (reader is like mid 20’s-early 30’s and adam is late 40’s) and reader cries (for like a sec bc hormones)

warm, kind hands stroking your arm wake you up. your eyes flutter open as you shift in bed, smiling as you notice adam kissing your forehead. “mmmmm..hi baby~” you mewl, shifting to turn toward him, leaning up to kiss him.

“hi sweetheart..” adam leans down and meets you halfway in the kiss, stroking back your hair. “how’s mama doin’ ..?” you furrow your brows and tilt your head, confused til you look down. your lips quiver as you remember the impending child in your belly. eyes filling with tears, you look back up at adam, seeing his small frown.

“what’s wrong lovey..?” he asks with concern. everything, you wanna say. but you don’t. you sniffle and blink back the tears, “m’having a baby…” you whimper. adam smiles in amusement at your shaky voice.

“yeah you are hun..” he strokes your cheek to calm you down. you shake your head and whine, cupping your bump as you remember all the weight and life inside you. your grogginess is gone. replaced with anxiety and…fear..?

you don’t know but what you do know is that you’re crying freely now. adam lies next to you and cradles your bump with you, kissing your cheek and holding your head to his chest.

“shhhh..babygirl calm down, you’re gonna be okay…you’re alright, just breathe..” adam coos, calming you down. he’s very good at calming you down most times but the tears won’t stop flowing. damn hormones. you pull back and whine, wiping your eyes and rubbing them tiredly.

“a-adam i- i can’t give birth i can’t…what if i go into labor without you here? what if- what if i go into labor early?? i- im scared adam.” you whimper, sniffling and hiding into him. suddenly you stop, breathing slowly as you feel your baby stir, getting more settled. adam kisses you softly to stop your rambling, wiping your tears away softly.

“you will be ready my love. i will be there and- and you are so prepared honeybun...you have the nursery ready, all the baby clothes and the books and toys~” he smiles and laughs softly, rubbing your bump. he slides further down the bed to wrap his arms around your waist, listening and feeling for kicks from the baby. “i’m ready. i feel like you are too, almost.” he smiles and kisses your bump as the baby kicks against his lips, his laughs rumbling through the room.

you crack a smile at his happy laugh, stroking a hand through his hair as the baby kicks against their daddy’s hand. “i think they missed you.” you wipe your tears and sigh, calming down into your husband’s embrace.

he smiles giddily and lays his head against the bump, closing his eyes in content happiness. he loves his tiny family. “do you think it’ll be a boy or a girl..?” he asks, excited about a baby either way.

“mmmm i don’t care..as long as they’re healthy.” you whisper in response, kissing adam’s hair. he sighs and sinks into you, exhaustion finally sinking into him from his long work day.

“what do you want for dinner tonight baby..?” he asks, having taken over the responsibility of dinner. he’s staring at your large bump as he speaks, almost like he’s talking to the little human in you.

“mmmm…i think they want your ‘world famous’ burgers~ and fries…and a chocolate milkshake from that one place-!!” you speak excitedly, the craving coming on quickly from the baby in your uterus (who needs to pay rent by now).

“then that’s what mama’s gonna get.” he smiles and stands, walking to the kitchen to make his delicious food for his very, very pregnant wife.

#adamdriver #pregnant!reader #pregnancy #smut #imagines #fiction #reader insert #fanfic #xpregnant!reader #adam driver x pregnant!reader #adam driver x reader #fluff #honey🍒

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sleepis4theweak · 12 days

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WIP game

rules: in a new post, post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how non descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet and tell us about it!

*note: my asks are currently off, so you can just comment on this post and I'll respond to it as if it were an ask :)

tagged by @midwinterhunt (I love that you could just tell that I was drowning in wips.... you were so right)

tagging: UHHHHH- ANYONE CAN JOIN YIPPEE!!!! <3 :D

ART - Flashbacks AU next chapter... I've made no progress <3 -Angsty comic on anger with the 2012 boys -Drawing for moot -Small comic with baby Rottmnt Donnie -Small comic with child rottmnt April and Raph -3 more of the drawing moots challenge thing -Looooong comic with 2012 April and Mikey -Comic with rottmnt Leo and Usagi -Short comic with 2012 Mikey and Donnie -Short comic with 2012 Mikey and Raph -Longer comic with 2012 boys about ADHD -THAT FUCKING OC PROJECT THAT I CAN NEVER FINISH GODDAMN IT -Rottmnt Leo and Raph long comic about stranger danger -Trauma and processing comic with 2012 April and the brothers -Milkshake animation... that I will likely never finish -A Lego Monkey animation... that I will also likely never finish -Mikey 2012 and Peepaw Mikey tiktok that... might get finished? -Waffles comic that I keep on abandoning whoops

There is definitely more... but this is all the stuff I have currently started on my iPad... haha....

(Save me I'm drowning in WIPs)

#answered asks #kinda?#tag game #blah blah blah #idk what else to tag this tbh #most of these are like half finished #a good chunk of these are finished except for a bit more coloring actually!#BUT I HAVENT HAD THE TIME TO DO SHIT ITS SO SAD #I only included the stuff I have allllll sketched out haha :)#THANKS FOR THE TAG IT WAS FUN!!! <3 :D

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aardvaark · 3 months

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me: wow, tiktok, a platform that has millions of creators and has prided itself on its #EduTok educational video campaign. i wonder what i can find about psychology on here!

video 1: i did one unit of psychology in college, 8 years ago, so let me give you an expert’s opinion on this therapeutic technique. follow for more!

video 2: this is why having a personality disorder makes someone a terrible irredeemable person :) (PS armchair diagnosing is VALID)

video 3: omgg guys, TIL that liking vanilla milkshakes?!…. means you have adhd, autism, bpd, depression, anxiety & maladaptive daydreaming?? woww!!

video 4: adhd is for himbo boys, autism is for quiet girls <3

video 5: how to spot (and exorcise) evil psychotic people with schizophrenia and those other psychotic spectrum disorders idk the name of

video 6: [hypnotic spiral in background] your mom is a narcissist your mom is a narcissist your mom is a narcissist your m

video 7: hi everyone, today i’m dividing all the mental illnesses into the categories of "uwu quirky child" disorder, "evil scary abusive" disorder, and "idk what that is" disorder. these categories should be added to the DSM btw

video 8: i’m an actual psychologist and i just openly hate people with cluster b PDs

video 9: i’m an actual psychologist and im fucking begging you, leave this place while you can, yes i’m talking to you aardvaark, RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN R-

video 10: i made a new youtube tutorial on how to purposely develop this complex, chronic, debhilitating disorder :3 check out my acc!!

#pop psychology #mental health #misinformation #tiktok psychology #anti intellectualism #wren speaks #(to be clear i’m exaggerating but these are all based on very real videos and trends ive seen)#and yes videos like the 10th example do very much exist. i can’t imagine that they work lol but they do exist #tw ableism #tw sanism

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rivetgoth · 1 year

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Man there is this weird historical revisionism that happens with terminally online “alt” posers where they like, assume that all the cool underground alt counterculture stuff of decades past were easily accessible within the mainstream and nowadays it’s been suppressed or hidden or is even entirely nonexistent in favor of the “lame” mainstream media. And like, I have said before and will say again and again that there is PLENTY to criticize regarding the entertainment industry and arts as a whole in the 21st century, it has not just been some forwards progression of positive change and improvement and I know that, but it also just frustrates me ENDLESSLY because the reality is the things y’all are idolizing were NOT mainstream. You were not guaranteed to walk down the street in the 80s and hear gothic rock and industrial or even more accessible synthpop that remains popular today, there was plenty of absolute shit music in the 80s lol. Movies were not just inherently better 20-30-40 years ago and in fact plentyyyy of major blockbuster hits absolutely sucked shit and there was an insane amount of garbage being manufactured by corrupt production companies. Fashion was not all cute GNC boys with long hair and eyeliner or whatever. It was not like some safehaven for queer gendernonconformity it was LITERALLY the AIDS crisis. And the stuff y’all are idolizing are now extremely popular in hindsight! Everybody knows Nine Inch Nails and The Cure and The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Hellraiser! This is household name media!

I just constantly see posts that are like “back then there was UNDERGROUND COUNTERCULTURE EVERYWHERE and now all we have is TikTok and Taylor Swift and Marvel 💔😡” and honestly it makes you sound like clowns. You are not finding the underground counterculture because it is fucking underground. The stuff you’re consuming from years ago withstood the tests of time. But there were not goth clubs lining every street corner and cool cult classics coming out every fucking week back in the day lol. This stuff was considered underground, alternative, cult, etc for a reason. You are comparing the most successful underground media from decades ago with mainstream media of today and honestly all it actually reveals is that you don’t really care about keeping underground art alive and uplifting the artists who are doing so now in modern time, or even have the knowledge of how to do so. You aren’t finding today’s “underground” subcultures because THEY ARE UNDERGROUND. It takes effort beyond looking at what’s trending on social media or what’s getting major theatrical releases. You have to engage with music that is not even on Spotify, film that at best may run the festival circuit. And, frankly, some of y’all have wildly rose tinted glasses about what good art is and are judgmental as fuck of anything that forces you to expand your horizons-- Alt music genres have a huge amount of fusion within them now. Deal with it. Lots of y’all sound genuinely racist with your aversion to alt music drawing more and more inspiration from rap and hip hop. CGI is a relatively accessible and still very experimental art form with tons of potential and many poor or indie artists are experimenting with it. Deal with it. CGI is not inherently evil or ugly. Genres evolve and sounds change. Back then plenty of the experimental stuff that we find cool now was made with dogshit quality because it was just people scraping together the few resources they could afford to make something. You only think it’s better because it’s older lol. You are the alt TikTok NIN fan Hot Topic equivalent of people who think they were born in the wrong generation because their idea of the 50s is poodle skirts and milkshakes at checkered diners.

I would be less of a cunt about this topic if the result was not a staggering amount of people calling themselves fucked up deranged alt punk gothic freaks only to turn around and quite literally say that there is no longer an alternative/underground subculture and that capitalism has destroyed any semblance of independent or experimental art because they are not fucking looking for it. Which in turn shits on so many struggling indie creators desperately trying to get their art out there within an increasingly tumultuous, hostile, anti-artist landscape of capitalist modern society. Engaging with underground work does actually require digging for it. The underground work you are engaging with from the past is literally no longer underground. If you exclusively enjoy alt music from the 70s or 80s or exclusively enjoy oldschool cult classics that is FINE but I better not see “back in the 80s we had Cronenberg and Carpenter and now we only have Marvel and Star Wars :( Why did they get Bauhaus and now we only get Billie Eilish? Why is there no more community, no more subculture, no more actual interesting art?” as if these are normal comparisons and actual reasonable observations rather than an admittance of your lack of understanding of the way that underground art actually evolves or even a desire to seek it out. Problems with modern industries aside, with social media and the internet and the improvement of technology like personal cameras and digital art programs both creating and finding independent art is EASIER now than EVER in many ways. You can discover enough music to last you your entire life from the comfort of your IPHONE.

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eddiemunsonspantschain · 2 years

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Pipsqueak - E.M

Author’s Note: This is @snarkandsarcasmftw’s fault. Go over to her fic blog @the-snarky-writer for a version with Steve Harrington. We both got these ideas from a tiktok of a guy lifting his short girlfriend to see areas she had never seen before.

Pairing: Eddie Munson x short!reader

Tag List: @adampage @snarkandsarcasmftw

Eddie has always liked that he was taller than the only female in Hellfire Club. Y/N found herself joining Hellfire when she moved to Hawkins with her parents. Moving to another town, she had been nervous. She never fit into any group back in her hometown and the thought of having to do it all again in another town was nerve wracking. The first day at Hawkins High had been intimidating. A girl named Nancy had been assigned to show her around, make sure she didn’t get lost in the new school. For the most part, she had been helpful but when Nancy had a class when Y/N had lunch; the new girl was on her own.

Y/N stood clutching the tray of public high school food, surveying the room. This had always been the worst part. Finding where to sit. If Nancy had been with her, Y/N would have been content to follow her to sit somewhere. Instead, she was standing in the middle of the lunch room taking notes of the groups.

“New girl!”

Y/N head snapped to a figure making their way towards her that had called out from seemingly across the room. It was a boy about a foot taller than she was. His curly chocolate colored hair was grown out to his shoulders and he had a smile on his face. From his attire, she deduced he was a metal head. The long chain hanging from his jeans and a Dio shirt on under a denim vest adorned with patches were easy give aways. He strode over and stopped in front of her. “Hi.” Y/N murmured and his smile didn’t waver.

“Come on, sit with us.” He nodded towards a table of similarly dressed individuals.

“Uh, thanks.” She smiled softly.

“I’m Eddie Munson. What’s your name, sweetheart?” He asked, motioning with his arm with a flourish to head for the table.

She started for the table and glanced at Eddie. “Y/N Y/L/N.” She answered softly.

“Nice to meet you, Y/N.” Eddie smiled and skirted around her. He pulled out the chair to the left of the head of the table. “Boys, behave yourselves. We have a lady joining us now. This is Y/N.” He motioned to the chair. “My lady,” He grinned.

Y/N set her tray down and slid into the seat, murmured a thanks to the taller boy. The chair was gently pushed in and Eddie took his seat at the head of the table. Y/N slid her bag off of her shoulder and in a second, Eddie’s hands took it and gently hooked it onto the back of her chair. Immediately, the other boys began asking about her. Where she came from, how did she like Hawkins, did she play D&D along with the promise to teach her how to play.

From that day, it didn’t take long for Y/N to get close to the boys. The Dungeon Master in particular. It was a day inside of Eddie Munson’s trailer when it happened. He was working on his next campaign, trying to avoid Y/N from seeing it all costs claiming she couldn’t cheat her way to victory. After some play arguing and theatrics of half melting off of Eddie’s bed, begging for a hint towards the new campaign did it happen. With an affectionate gaze on the girl in his bed, Eddie Munson asked her out. Specifically, if he could take her to the movies that Saturday then get milkshakes at Benny’s Diner.

With wide eyes and her heart threatening to thump out of her chest, Y/N answered: “Of course, Eds. Been waiting long enough, you know.”

That had been two years ago.

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“Babe? Where’s my vest?”

Y/N shook her head. “It’s in the bathroom, Eds. Remember? I washed it last night.” She called back from the kitchen.

“Oh yeah. You de-christened my vest.” Eddie playfully teased with a smirk as he walked out of his room and into the bathroom. He took the vest off of the curtain rod, shaking it out a bit and admiring the Dio patch on the back. When that Dio shirt he first worse when he met Y/N finally wore down to the point of being unwearable, as a gift, Y/N had cut the design out and used what sewing skills she learned in Home Economics to sew it onto the back of his denim vest. Eddie had cherished it since then.

“Cleaned, baby.” Y/N corrected, “It was starting to reek.”

“Hey,” Eddie pressed against his girlfriend’s back and wrapped his arms around her. “You were the one who helped me with that when you wore it the last time I-” He whispered in her ear, getting cut off by Y/N smack to his arm. Eddie laughed and kissed her ear.

“Perv.” She murmured with an affectionate smile.

“I love you too.” Eddie answered lovingly, turning her head to kiss her tenderly.

Y/N soon wiggled out of Eddie’s grasp and went for the spice cabinet. She was making dinner for the Munsons again. She found herself cooking for the Munson men more often than not. It became a thing long ago when she learned that they mostly survived off of TV dinners or sandwiches. Her mother was a firm believer in a home cooked meal and since Wayne was always at work when it was dinner time, Y/N insisted on having dinner with Eddie or dragging him to her parents. Even her parents would pack food for Eddie to take home and an extra container for Wayne. Wayne had joked that Eddie wasn’t allowed to break Y/N’s heart after the first time he had her cooking. Eddie swore up and down he would never.

As Y/N stretched up on her toes to reach something on the top shelf of the spice cabinet, she huffed in frustration. Since going to the Munson's trailer, Y/N had reorganized the place. Especially the kitchen. The things she used the most were moved to lower shelves, while the things she used the least were designated to higher shelves. Eddie had caught her climbing the counter more than once to get something to which he always pulled her down and berated her for not just asking him to get it for her.

Before Y/N could even ask, Eddie’s hands were on her waist and lifting her up. She grabbed the jar of spices she had been wanting and Eddie set her on her feet. “Thank you, Eds.” She turned and kissed him before turning back to the pot and sprinkling the seasoning into it. She stirred the content and put the lid on, setting the jar back into the cabinet.

Eddie watched his girlfriend. He loved how much taller he was than her. He had teased her about it a lot before they began dating. The teasing subsided a little bit over the years but moments like now, Eddie couldn’t help himself. He smirked as he moved closer to his girlfriend again. His hands found her waist and he hoisted her up again. The squeal she let out at the surprise of being lifted made Eddie grin. He brought her to the fridge, letting her see the top of it. He wrapped his arms around her at this height to get a better grip on her before moving to another area of the trailer and stopping so she could see.

“Eddie?”

“Mhm?”

“What the fuck are you doing?”

Eddie grinned against her back. “Letting you see the parts of the trailer you’ve never been able to see before, pipsqueak. See things from my perspective.” He told her.

There was a breath of silence. “Put me down you asshole!” Y/N spat, kicking her legs and flailing her arms.

Eddie cackled against her back, ducking his head a little bit against her to avoid her flying hands. “For something so small, you sure do have a lotta anger.” He commented, making her flailing more rapid. He laughed and set his girlfriend on her feet. Immediately, Y/N turned and smacked his chest.

“That isn’t funny, Munson!” She spat and Eddie pressed a hand to his chest.

“First of all, ouch. Second of all, you haven’t called me Munson in years!” He pouted, “I didn’t like that. Don’t do it again.”

“Don’t do that to me again and I won’t call you Munson again!” She huffed, crossing her arms across her chest.

“Wait til I call you Munson. See how you like it.” Eddie pouted at her.

With that, Y/N’s eyes widened. “What?” She asked.

“Hm?” Eddie began walking away from Y/N with a small smile on his lips.

“Edward.”

“You hear somethin?”

“Edward Joseph Munson! What did you say?!” Quick stomping footsteps behind him.

Eddie turned and shot her a look. “Now my formal name and my middle name?! You hurt me, baby.” He answered, grabbing at his girlfriend and swooping down to kiss her.

“Don’t play with me.” She whined, stomping her foot and pouting up at him.

Eddie grinned. “I said, wait til I call you Munson. See how you like it.” He repeated, kissing her nose.

Y/N pouted at him more. “Eddie, no teasing…”

“Not teasing, princess. I’m gonna marry you one day. You’re my pipsqueak.” He grinned, “I don’t care if it’s gotta be one of my rings you wear but I’m marrying you, doll.”

Y/N shoved her face into Eddie’s chest and smacked his arm. She lifted her head a little. “I’ll be waiting.” She murmured, wrapping her arms tightly around Eddie’s waist.

“And I promise when it happens… I’ll make sure you can reach everything. And get you a step stool because I’m not having my wife fall off the damn counter and cracking her head open.”

“I’m always careful!” She whined, squeaking again when Eddie suddenly lifted her and carried her towards his bedroom.

“I know but I worry. Now, let me make it up to you.”

“Eddie!” Y/N gasped, wiggling in his grasp. “I’m gonna burn dinner!” She yelled, trying to get free before she burned the trailer down.

“Let it burn, sweetheart.”

#eddie munson #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #stranger things #stranger things imagine #stranger things fanfic #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things eddie

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for-whom-the-bell-tolled · 2 years

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What every (current) Pittsburgh Penguin will do once they retire, based 100% off of vibes

Jason Zucker: that “help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” life insurance commercial

John Marino: race car driver. he will be sponsored by chips ahoy and he will be shockingly good. later a scandal will come out where he admits he never got his license or learned to drive, all his driving experience comes from those driving games at the arcade.

Bryan Rust: laser tag employee.

Kris Letang: modeling. he will appear in cologne/Armani commercials forever but (hopefully) gets his start doing underwear modeling

Evan Rodrigues: dog breeder. specifically huskies. he will be shockingly good at it and end up with a husky breeding empire. people will come from thousands of miles away and be on six month waiting lists to get one of these adorable little puppies.

Jeff Carter: carts will try his hand at lots of different things. shampoo commercials, bud light platinum ads, hiring a team of researchers to try and find a way to re-grow teeth, etc. he will eventually settle down but decide he needs more from life and run for head of the PTA board at a local K-8 school. he will win in a landslide.

Casey DeSmith: he will first take a gap year to travel the world playing disc golf. he will return a father and end up being the hot single PTA dad that all the PTA moms are deeply in love with. somehow he and carts will be on the PTA at the same school. they did not coordinate this at all.

Jake Guentzel: spokesperson for the milkshake factory. he will star in a commercial where is is forced to lip sync and dance to that song about the milkshakes bringing all the boys to the yard. it will be hilarious.

Chad Ruhwedel: chad will own a gourmet salad food truck. all of the vegetables will be home grown and the food truck will be solar powered.

Kasperi Kapanen: will settle down as a humble vegetable farmer. he will supply runwedel’s food truck and also make a corn maze every year.

Teddy Blueger: will run for office as a joke and end up winning. he will actively try and get himself impeached but whatever he tries backfires and ends up making him look like a great president when in reality he just did it as a dare.

Brian Boyle: will run a non-profit cat cafe/bookshop where 100% of the proceeds go towards cancer research.

Louis Domingue: baking, obviously, then go on to found and host 17 seasons of a hit TV show where former pro athletes have to make dainty pastries + spicy pork and broccoli.

Brian Dumoulin: dumo will go on to be a tiktok chef. every video will unintentionally be a thirst trap. he will also be a contestant on the first season of louis’ show.

Rickard Rakell: olympic table tennis champion.

Danton Heinen: will be mistaken for a crime boss and used by the fbi as a doppelgänger for a sting operation. he will return a national hero.

Mike Matheson: high school history teacher. will also be roped into coaching the football team, even though he doesn’t know anything about football.

Evgeni Malkin: will join the nhl tnt crew. he will be a boisterous and very entertaining presence. he will try and fight wayne gretzky at least once just to say that he fought wayne gretzky.

Sidney Crosby: will take a break for a while, occasionally guest starring on tnt alongside geno. then will take over as head coach of the pens once sully retires. he saves his excitement for the ice. (iykyk)

Marcus Pettersson: his nickname is ‘the dragon,’ apparently, so he’ll either be a mascot or will own a fantasy themed mini golf place. possibly both.

Brock McGinn: youth hockey coach. he will get really, really into it and consistently win the league. he achieves this feat by making the 7-10 year olds go a ridiculous amount of drills.

Tristan Jarry: will somehow end up as head coach of the boston bruins. his first order of business will be to tape up signs saying “how about that f*cking save?!” all around the locker room.

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thosegoodbois · 9 months

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If y’all’ve never fucked around with the Optimus Prime text to speech filter on TikTok you really should. You can make him say anything. Literally anything. And the best part is that it is, in fact, genuinely his voice. Peter Cullen was recorded for the text to speech filter. That voice is *the voice* of Optimus. And yet you can make him say “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” It’s beautiful.

#transformers #maccadam

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unhingedtiktoks · 10 months

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Description: Tiktok from user emgracedawg. The caption says "POV: gay ordering at chic-fil-a." They say out their car window "Hi can I get a chic-fil-a sandwich? Yeah and I never ever would kiss a w- girl on the mouth or anywhere in-in that area o-of a girl- never, yeah! What kind of side? Um l- I'm gonna share it with my big meat boy- meatso boyfriend. He's massive and a man so fries you think? Fries yeah. Large- large large large large, for him cuz he's a man, yeah. Um also I- that's the total? Okay but can you- but uh- I never would look up videos of girls kissing though. Ever. Never ever! Wait! I never ever would. And I kinda want a milkshake though so um- maybe chocolate? Chocolate. And like again I just wanna stress that like literally that's so gross and... I would hope that you've never kissed a girl though... too... either. Like I-I've not have. So."

#tiktok #gay #fuck chick fil a

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unhonest-iago · 1 year

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High School

Inspired by this TikTok

‘Hey babe?’ Fundy looked up from his phone, trying to find 5up’s eyes under the scarf and his leaf of a fringe. ‘Do you remember when we fake dated in high school?’ Back when they were both in the closet and 5up decided it was a semi-‘good’ idea for Fundy to be his beard. Despite the sore thumb that was Fundy-Flora at the time’s tomboyishness. His signature look consisting of clothes way too big for him. 5up in the present wanted to laugh at the way Fundy’s nose scrunched up in confusion. ‘When we did what in high school?’ Of course he would be oblivious but how the fuck did he miss it? Everyone around them thought they were an odd coupling.

‘You were my beard.’ 5up cut to the chase, deciding to spell it out for his dear lover. 5up did truly love him even then, fox-salmon genes and all. ‘N-no?!’ 5up finally let out a small laugh as Fundy fell out of his seat, tail doing windmills as if that’d help stabilize him. ‘Yea, I think your dad knew. But we did very specifically go out on public “dates”’ Remembering how Wilbur would smirk every time he saw them, one that you would give someone when catching them in a lie. Wilbur thought it was cute how clueless his son was. But they did in-fact play the part.

Still sputtering out defenses, ‘I tho-ught that we were just hanging out?!’ Shocked by how his brain was slowly piecing it all together now. ‘You bought me dinner at the diner your dad took your mom to all the time. Said it had the best milkshakes and hamburgers in town. Hun, it’s not a place you take just a homie to.’ Not only that but Fundy had a habit of slipping his hand into 5up’s gloved ones whenever he wanted affection. PDA always intimidated him, not that the touch starved fox recognized it as such. ‘I thought that was just something real friends did.’ Like how you pay a friend back when they loan you money.

‘You thought that real friends kiss each other on the lips?’ 5up getting up, giving Fundy a smooch to prove his point. ‘Uhhh yea.’

‘You’re such an idiot.’ Fundy pulled 5up closer, burrowing his head into 5up’s shoulder in embarrassment. ‘I thought I was one of the boys, thought that was just what boys did.’ Mumbling it, 5up almost having to pull away as Fundy’s twitching ears tickled him. ‘I know hun. We were such weirdos. Still are.’ Taking the time to scratch his boys’ ears so he’d un-burrow himself. ‘Oh god that means—‘

‘Yea’

#iago writes #5undy #fundy x 5up #5up #fundy #mcyt 5up #mcyt fundy #dsmp fundy #cogchamp smp #dsmpblr #mcytblr #based off a tiktok

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zach-is-here · 9 months

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A black cherry milkshake, a grimace cup, and three twenty-something year olds walk into an abandoned clocktower

7/6/23

How better to follow up a day full of making TikToks then concentrating all that energy into 1.5 hours and ramping the energy up to 10. With 100+ likes on our last video, we knew we had to sellout to the algorithm to make the next step in our chase for TikTok stardom. How better to do this than subject ourselves to the purple fat fuck himself.

Tonight, we had the same crew as yesterday with the key addition of Torin. He was the one who spearheaded tonight's venture, ready to do what he must for the meme (and oh was he ready). Our night started a little after 8, with our first stop being, of course, Mickey D's. To our surprise and demise, the grimace shakes had sold out, but we were fortunate enough to walk out with his birthday cup.

Lucky for us, our local Stewart's boy, Torin, had let us known that his place of worship - I mean work - offers a grimace lookalike. Now on our third attempt - yes we had to go to two Stewie's - we secured the blood of the christ.

The original plan was of my own and including a simple grimace takedown on an eerie trail, but Josh had other plans. Like a bird longing to return to the nest, Josh had convinced us to film at the clocktower. Normally, the clocktower would be a troublesome spot to film at because it's private property. But, when you know it's sole resident, doors begin to open both literally and figuratively.

Here we met, sir Cornelius of the clocktower.

For Reagan and myself, we had never met Cornelius, but we soon found out that he lives on the third floor with exclusive access to all six. Lucky for us, a film crew just wrapped up shooting on the sixth floor. What was there? Who knew? What were they filming? No idea! But, my god, after an elevator ride certain to evoke feelings of claustrophobia, we made our way through the padlocked door via the keys of the Corn. What laid ahead felt like imminent doom, AKA the perfect GrimTok setting.

We made our way to down the long dark corridors to the back of the sixth floor to be greeted with an empty room with no lights and a single dental chair. I could detail the events of the next hour, but I think our TikTok sums up how this story ends better than I ever could.

#upstateny #grimace

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