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tallulahrobinson · 2 days ago
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Swynlake Style - Tallulah’s Circus Party
A hot or not fashion rating for the EVENT OF THE SUMMER. (Totally not biased!)
Phineas Flynn - -1/10
Why on earth would someone dress up as Evil Knevil (Is that even how it’s spelled??) for someone’s birthday party? You had the right energy, but honestly, atrocious... fashion SIN!
TIANA TRUITT - 7/10
Amazing. Very simple, but ON THEME. Plus you always look good, babe! 
Martin Ambrosius - 4/10
You’re giving me very sad circus tent/even sadder concessions clerk vibes. BUT! ON THEME, so you get some points there!
Susan Webb - 11/10
The beading on this was very well executed, who made that? I could have done a bit better, but still it was a look™. Have you considered running away to join the circus? Taming lions?
Henry Charming - 7/10
VERY on theme, I appreciate your efforts young man! 
Anna Sommers - 2/10
I KNOW I said it was a circus theme, right? Not Candyland? Either way, it looks kinda cute on you and you pulled it off better than most would. 
PACIFICA NORTHWEST - 100000/10
I ABSOLUTELY ADORED THIS LOOK, YOU WIN. BUT ALSO NEVER SHOW UP TO MY EVENTS LOOKING THAT GOOD EVER AGAIN OR I WILL TAKE IT PERSONALLY NEXT TIME. 
Oliver Saluki - 8/10
I understand that you did NOT dress yourself for this event, so again credit to the tasteful, Pacifica Northwest! 
Jessica Rabbit - 8/10
Gorgeous. You Court ladies really know your classy looks™ don’t you? Red is your color, babe!
Wendy Darling - 6/10
DARLING. So simple, on theme, and wow you’re to die for! Would have loved to see you in something a little more bold, but NOT BAD!
Barbie Roberts - 10/10
BARBIE HOW COULD YOU. You looked fab, it was BOLD and COLORFUL and CAMPY. I did not expect any less from you! 
TOM - ∞/10
YOU WERE SO HANDSOME, I LOVED THAT YOU LET ME GIVE YOU THAT JACKET SO WE COULD MATCH, YOU’RE THE BEST. SO SWEET! 
Sarina Go - 12/10
YES. That’s all I have to say, wait no. I have more! ASJKLJGKL. Ok, that’s all now. 
Toulouse Bonfamille - 13/10
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BOOTS?! To die for!! They really brought the whole look up a level. Magnifique!
Ashlee Tomassian - 3/10
Yesss Queen give me nothing! No feathers? NEED MORE STRIPES. mORE color! 
Simba Bonfamille-Lyons - -10/10
HOW MANY MORPH SUITS DO YOU HAVE? WHY DOES YOUR HUSBAND LET YOU HAVE THEM!?
Melody Oceana - 1/10
Striped parachute pants? NOT EVEN COLORFUL STRIPED PARACHUTE PANTS? Babe, we both know you can do better! 
Attina Triton - 7/10
So cute!! Vintage show girl vibes were the vibe of the night for so many ladies and you looked so sexy! *chef’s kiss*
Vixey Chakraborty - 10/10
Actually a very cute clown look!! I love how original the idea was, not many people came as clowns! The face paint shows commitment to the fit and I applaud you!!! 
Roman Triton - 4/10
As MUCH as I love this jacket, WHERE WAS THE REST OF THE PIZZAZZ?!?!
Theodore Barrie - -2/10
Such a pretty face... such an... outfit... You got points for originality but I just hate it. 
Zira Blackwell - 11/10
Iconic. V similar to my outfit, but honestly, I can’t be mad! IT’S A GOOD OUTFIT.
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swynlake-spill · 22 days ago
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i cast my favourite swynlake dramas as songs from olivia rodrigo’s SOUR
brutal - Compulsion Night, probably :) 
traitor - all baby mamas getting dumped by their baby daddies! (so like ashley and elena but weird it happened twice)
driver’s license - tito getting ghosted by greg lol 
1 step forward, 3 steps back - aquata and greg feud??? sure
deja vu - tommy/marie/rose drama 
good 4 u -  mabel vandalizing the Moon Market! 
enough for you - tiana getting dumped by melody during Regency 
happier - lou/peri break-up! (from lou’s pov 🤪)
jealousy, jealousy - ashleigh dying mei’s hair during wicked last year! 
favorite crime - Phineas and the Great Washroom Rave 
hope you’re ok - greg’s mental breakdown/disappearing into europe for like a month
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swynlake-spill · 27 days ago
Boba is it weird that I ship Tiana Aurora and Ella 😳 is it weirder that I want them to adopt me? Asking for a friend
neither of these things are weird. there is something so inherently gay about those three beautiful ladies living learning and loving in the same house together and we should support it, no matter where it falls on the kinsey scale. in fact i think it shows you are BIG BRAINED like this meme 
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NORMALIZE! LESBIAN THREESOMES! AND! QUEER CHILD REARING! FOR! CLEARER! SKIN! AND A! GOOD! TIME!
and yes TAKE ME WITH YOU. 
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dr-drckken · 2 months ago
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Tiana and Tiana’s Place
Favorite Relationships: Tiana Truitt and her restaurant  @truitt-story
She works hard for the money So hard for it, honey She works hard for the money So you better treat her right She works hard for the money So hard for it, honey She works hard for the money So you better treat her right
Twenty-eight years have come and gone And she's seen a lot of tears Of the ones who come in They really seem to need her there It's a sacrifice, working day to day For little money, just tips for pay But it's worth it all Just to hear them say that they care
She Works Hard for the Money, Donna Summer
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swynlake-spill · 2 months ago
I know everyone keeps asking you for what RELATIONSHIPS people should be getting into but what NEMESES should be starting! What enemies should people be making? This town is too damn nice, UGH!
exactly now we are talking who doesn’t love a little sexy animosity in their lives! 
it’s fun that this question isn’t about existing enemies so i take that as an invite to just start feuds for no reason. 
1. TALLULAH VS. MARIE/LANA: yes im a feminist and i believe that women should work together but ALSO rumor has it that all three of these ladies are trying to start some kinda fashion boutique so nvm i love drama so much i wanna know which one of these top bitches is THE! TOP! BITCH! 
2. TIANA VS. REMY. BATTLE OF FINE DINING! Tiana’s Place is quickly becoming the go-to place for date night, family night, when you’re celebrating a minor promotion or a good grade in class etc. etc. She’s pushing out a Swynlake staple! Rewriting history...and doing it with cheaper (but delicious) food. Would absolutely love a smear campaign to begin or even better, for both of them to launch special discounts to attract crowds :) 
3. PHILLIP K. VS. MIM AMBROSIUS: ok so tech she’s a kid so they should probably never interact but would love to see mim take down phillip with a extremely detailed infographic. Mim, Phillip represents the patriarchy you want to dismantle. FIGHT THE MAN! 
4. JUN MOON VS. PHINEAS: frankly am shocked this has not happened. phineas has never followed a rule in his life; jun loves rules. PHINEAS its time to launch some ridiculous scheme in front of the Moon Market so you can get yourself a proper nemesis! 
5. THE ACHERONS VS. MARY GIBBS. Oh c’mon! She’s like the poster child for spreading bad press for demons + their ghost friends. And since “Hades” (fake name) is a “medium” (absolutely fake cover) why are you not trying to make Mary “disappear” like all your past employees sans Tony Rydinger? Mary, Hades is a professional demon or something. Like, yes he’s super hot, but I’m just saying, you’re slacking here! 
ah i miss the days when buildings would just randomly burn down... so much excitement... 
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swynlake-spill · 3 months ago
Fan fave shoutout to Marisa and Lumiere for stepping up to keep Tiana’s Place running while we’re a bit short-staffed this week! And wishing the best to our student staff who are enjoying a well-deserved break :)
like always tiana continues to be the best person in swynlake truly! i just think she deserves a great big 
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@flameofpassion 
@delmarisa 
thank u for working for the best person in swynlake congratulations wow 
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swynlake-spill · 3 months ago
So did you see any potential at the speed dating? Anyone who might actually hook up after? Or all just blooming friendships
Ev literally went home with tall dark mysterious Theo (who i would sell my body to). 
Beyond that, as noted we had Grin and PERSONALLY I think Melody and Tiana have it all... friendship... attraction... the perfect levels of sweetness and spice...absolutely fuckin delicious. 
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swynlake-spill · 3 months ago
So as Lady Fipplehorn, which dream couples are you rooting for IRL? And which ones should definitely ONLY be in our dreams??
oh u mean rate them all and pass ultimate judgement? absolutely! 
Duke Tod Sionnach & Baroness Melody Oceana: 6/10 
HONESTLY... 
i think they’re both too shy iRL?? ive never seen two introverts work what would they even talk about where is the passion 
might work best as friends  
i do desperately want to believe im wrong 
ok i have a grudge bc melody should be with tiana irl... 
But maybe. Just Maybe.
Her Royal Highness, Ashley Armbruster & Countess Ashleigh Quinlan: 8/10
overall very predictable 
if i say anything too mean though i’ll be kidnapped and duct taped to the front of a moving car headed straight into the atlantic
best remains in dreams bc if they dated IRL then we might as well rename the town Ashley-Lake 
truly the stuff of both nightmares and viral reality tv shows. i shudder at the power
 Baroness Gliss Wintergrove & Miss Tiegan Khan: 7/10 
didn’t see this one coming but never met gliss in my life!! she keeps to the hollow so far huh 
um two hot ladies though what is there to complain about???
Gliss seems too sweet and down to earth IRL for Tigg to woo her but I love crazy people with introverted people its the spice of my life 
would like to see on a date at hatter’s even if it isnt otp  
Lady Holley Shiftwell & Marquess Mu-yeol Bae: 7/10 
this one is wIIIIIILD 
imagining the awkward vibes in real life i think they are strong enough to topple buildings 
would not trust holley with a teenage child personally (for HER own safety to be clear)
ok i admit it........im so curious
why not
MAKE IT HAPPEN 
Lieutenant Tiana Truitt & Viscountess Amity Blight: 2/10 
absolutely not
amity is not technically too young but she does not have her shit together enough to be the strong, supportive, sweet, responsible, rich partner that Tiana deserves (she deserves melody. yeah i know she was a gossipy ho that makes me like her MORE) 
thank u next 
Viscount Iandore Lightfoot & Viscount Riku Nakayama: 11/10
YES
OTP 
CLEARLY MEANT TO BE FOREVER
HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT MY GIFT FOR THE WEDDING 
Lady Tallulah Robinson & Rev. Al McWiggin: 8/10 
contrary to tallulah’s opinion probably, she does not actually deserve him
that being said i think they would actually work together p well 
they have “opposites attract” energies. 
as a bonus, i think tallulah would look really hot in cosplay 
Captain Thomas Harrington III & Lady Arista Triton: 5/10
middle of the road couple for me 
probably bc im sure if u swapped arista for another blond ol’ tommy probably wouldn’t even notice
ultimately think Arista settled 
i dont hate this tho and tommy WOULD BE SO LUCKY to date arista.
 So! Here’s some advice, Harrington: Arista is your ticket to reputation redemption. 
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swynlake-spill · 5 months ago
Do you have any suggestions for some New Years Resolutions for people? Or the town as a whole? You always give such great advice :)
i was made for this question.
Swynlake, in the New Year, here is my esteemed advice . Take it from me, a true blue Swynlaker
1. PAY ATTENTION TO CURFEW! bITch no one needs to be out past 10pm anyway unless ur a sorcerer with a permission slip and even then go in teams of at least two! let’s not have a repeat of the friendly ghost club remember how that worked out?! badly! u know what u should be doing that late at night? binge watching netflix, maybe doing a lil face mask, or completing ur daily to dos on ur meditation app (download a meditation app u stressed out fucks you live in swynlake you NEED it!)
2. ENROLL IN A TOWN-SPONSORED CLASS! Every Day I Log Into Twitter and Every Day I See People Complaining About Swynlake Not Preparing Them For Swynlake. This Is A You Problem. 
girls, gals, nonbinary pals, we have options. Get first-aid certified. Learn kickboxing at the gym. Learn more about fairy culture with a flower-crown braiding activity, or go to a Troll Walk And Talk in the woods. it’s not that hard
3. TIP MORE. this is just like, always applicable advice. tip your servers, swynlake, half of you are like royalty please i know charity is super glitzy but give back to the people who need it!!!!!!!!!! i am poor. 
And now for some specifics...
FRANNY SOCIAL MEDIA CLEANSE CHALLENGE
Franny for the good of ur career, family, and unborn child, maybe unplug and reconnect with the things that matter aka not ur new dress or another interview or the weird anecdote u want to share with ur millions of followers. please i will like you so much more if you just talked less 
SWIPE RIGHT, TING-TING! 
It’s time to shake yourself out of your regular ol routines and get back out there! Meet new people, maybe try new things besides the same tea at the same table with the same people. like, bowling in NTO! or maybe a painting class and flirt with Toulouse Bonfamille for a little bit of posh boy spice! it doesn’t have to be love, but it sure should broaden your horizons 
this advice also applies to a couple of other singles-ready-to-mingles: Sled, Marlin, Tiana, Evelyn, Pedram, Lumiere
GET A (SAFE FOR WORK) HOBBY: 
Mary “Boo” Gibbs, I am talking directly to you! every time u post on twitter, i experience a middle-age hot flash, as if im channeling the spirit of every swynlake mom in the vicinity. no more demon hunting! stop! pick up knitting! join the volleyball team! make friends, not ghost boyfriends! 
this advice also applies to: mabel and dipper pines, huey mallard, ariel triton
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swynlake-spill · 6 months ago
Nominating Nuka for always being such a supporter of my business! Love to see that kind of community spirit
Don’t we all? Especially when it means getting to savour Tiana Truitt’s famous gumbo! Who could blame him for hanging around your place? 
Hi @nuka-blackwell, Tiana’s a fan of you just like you’re a fan of her!
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swynlake-spill · 6 months ago
Yo let’s shout out Greg, lachlann, Dodger, Ollie. the Jones household, uh.... The Court and Rita. Still fuck u Roscoe. Oh! And Tiana cuz that Thanksgiving dinner was the shit
Oh my, lots of love from today’s founder of the #SM tag. (That’s Soulmate, not sadomasochism, despite popular belief smh)
@notmuchofatail, we’re still thinking about you!
@lachlann-macnab, hope ur driving safe !! 
@streetsavoir-faire, i would still eat you like a hot cake! 
@oliversaluki, how’s it going! 
(who the ef r the jones?)
@singingonthese-streetsofgold, i think you’re amazing ! 
@almosttiana, you’re one of my fave people!! 
Oh, and of course, fuck you Roscoe, from the bottom of Tito’s heart. 
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swynlake-spill · 6 months ago
Hot vs Not; but make it a Swynlake business owner edition
ok so i found this question super boring so i decided to make it More Interesting by ranking one hot thing and one not hot thing about select Swynlake businesses. I am not taking comments on my interpretation of this question. I said what I said. 
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swynlake-spill · 6 months ago
who the hell won the dolly parton picture???
Why is this in my inbox this is not gossip????? though it does imply that you did NOT go to Tiana’s Place’s grand opening, which means you are EJECTED from Swynlake IMMEDIATELY. Pack your bags, we only let Tiana stans stay!!!!!
While you’re at it, pick up today’s issue of the Swynlake Squire and flip to the feature article on the opening (written by Holley, hollaaaa!) to weep over all the fun you missed and see the full list of winners yourself :) isnt reading fun :) 
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swynlake-spill · 6 months ago
Big shoutout to my staff for making this weekend a huge success!
AHHHH TIANA!! of course you’d say that you sweet beautiful person! Can’t wait to see how Tiana’s Place soars now that it’s finally off the ground. Just know that here at the Spill, we give you a RAVE 5 star review. 
Hi Staffers, your boss is proud of you! 
@i-want-candy @delmarisa  @vanecessary-conditions  @pinkpearlpark  @claraeuterpebaudry
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swynlake-spill · 7 months ago
In light of recent events who is your go to team for swynlake disasters?
obsessed with this question. this should be mandated. if you don’t have your team-up for the apocalypse, what are you even doing? We recommend a team of at least six. 
My personal Swynlake Avengers, as per the performances over the weekend: 
Louie Mallard: Gutsy AF, he dodged potholes and pigheads on his moped like a super version of a delivery boy who was SERIOUSLY working for those tips! Rescue to you in 30 min or less, or your money back guaranteed! 
Barbie Roberts: We all know she had pizzazz, but turns out this girl has PUNCH! Barbara, I’m SWOONING, do they teach you those moves in Zumba? We’re talking Black Widow realness without any of the emo Russian backstory. Thanks for saving Ashlé and more! 
Marlin Bae: Every team’s got to have a sexy medic and look no further than Marlin, who was seen leading a few other healing-talents through the rubble! Lots more ppl would have hit up the general hospital without our very own Magic McDreamy! You’re hired, Mr. Bae! 
Ian Lightfoot: Don’t underestimate him! He kept his cool and was there Emotionally, Physically, and Magically for yet another Ashley (why r all u ashleys a tiny bit helpless smh just saying). If I was nerdier I’d make a DnD reference about him being the cleric or something but I don’t honestly know if that’s even accurate, but turning invisible seems to be highly useful so i WANT IT 
Toulouse Bonfamille: a controversial choice I know, considering the whole WOLFING OUT thing, but nobody was eaten and Peri, it seemed was actually rescued! Who let the dogs out? Me, I did, and I think it would be very cool of me to ride Toulouse Bonfamille into battle one day. Please don’t make this dirtier than it is, I simply love big dogs (why does every sentence make it worse)
Tiana Truitt: Tiana is obviously the Nick Fury of the group. Level-headed and practical, she was working with me to spread info and to help ppl get the help they needed! Where would the heroes of Swynlake be without the Tianas of the world, there to keep supplies runnin’ and to pack a killer lunchbox? 
and there you have it! Who would you team up with? 
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swynlake-spill · 7 months ago
Big shoutout to Tiana's beignets anyone????? I'm still drooling over them
ughhhhh you and me both. honestly loved so much of al’s event, loved the taters, loved the freshly baked biscuits, loved the blueberry pie, loved all the various tastes and flavours from so many amazing, varied cultures that make swynlake truly special and such a great place to live even with the batshit magic tantrums every couple of months--
but Tiana’s beignets, like always, stole the show. TIANA I BEG OF U. THE RECIPE. 
@almosttiana, you have so many fans! And don’t forget everyone--Tiana’s place is opening next month! 
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swynlake-spill · 8 months ago
Swynlake mom here! I know my daughter knows this page exists because she used it to try and get a lost shirt back or something? Anyway, I need your help— Boba, right? She is a very sweet and hardworking girl, good-looking, has a degree, soon to be a business owner and I know she will yell at me for this but please set her up with a nice girl to settle down with. Name is Tiana Truitt. Work your magic!! Sincerely, Eudora Truitt
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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This is what I was made for! Okay Mama Eudora, you got it! Find below a list of wonderful matches for Swynlake’s Sweetheart, Tiana Truitt 
(and if the rest of you want me to play #Matchmaker, then send in your requests!) 
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swynlake-spill · 8 months ago
Hey, someone just sent me this site. That flannel looks like one I lost at the Fall Carnival. Can you get me in touch with whoever posted that Instagram? Thanks.
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YES I CAN!! 
Please contact Lachlann MacNab on his Twitter DMs! @DWNumber1fan 
And invite me to your wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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swynlake-spill · a month ago
predictions for hot swynlaker summer??
sure lets get it ! !
Shirtless selfies by sexy singles!!! In specific: @devyn-morey @knightley--phillip that theo guy who is looking SOME kinda way on instagram these days @thorns-ofthe-thistle  @dr-drckken saucy lil minx @edwardandalasia also bring QUEEN CONFIDENCE @northwestxprincess (some of these people are not single i dont care) 
Jake will break up with Deb and run off into the sunset with ME!!!!!!!! JESUSC RHSIT PLEASZ 
Mei Qin is coming back in a BIG way. I expect for her to be involved in at least two (2) different love triangles. She will also finally rise as the leader of whatever anti-Ashley gang has been brewing in the shadows of Swynlake. Also if she’s responsible for some kind of Swynlake disaster i wouldnt be shocked 
OFC there will be a swynlake disaster but im hoping its Mamma-Mia-themed and therefore we’ll all be transported to a beautiful Greek Island and there will be a contest for swynlake’s hottest dilf or whatever (so like, hell, but i’ll take it for the beach view) 
Devanna’s love will be tested. 
No I won’t elaborate
FRESH FEUDS! Tally vs Marie/Alana! [Name redacted] vs Hatter’s for summer drink deals! Gregory and Aquata will finally fight to the death, maybe in a mudpit. Rose vs Boo will compete for whoever can make the most trouble the fastest. They also might start dating or fight over a sexy mysterious man who is wrong for them (looking at Howl Pendragon) Ashlee T. will go head-to-head with new girl Gabriella for Step Up 67: Swynlake Streetz! 
SHE’S ALL THAT? I predict someone will get a makeover in a serious way!!!! Maybe Violet shall embrace her new identity as a magick and emerge superhero-tastic? Finn Flounder finally gets a personality that matches his model good looks! Tae learns the color wheel! Simba burns Ber’s skinny jeans! Dodger Jones converts to Catholicism idk! 
WET AND WILD HOOK-UPS: Keep an eye on the Court, Pixie’s, and lakeside for some steamy new couples. Tony will FINALLY bounce back from Haechan. Vixey and Susan will go strawberry picking or something else that is wholesome, gay, and I’m obsessed with already. Wendy Corduoroy will also hit the scene, LADIES... Tiana Truitt, maybe u should let that lumberjack lesbian pick u up for a change. John and Jane will be looking for a THIRD! (Arista, u around...?) 
MOST BORING COUPLE AWARDS: Alana and Jake will move in together! Lymantria and Meg are getting MARRIED????? Henry and Ashleigh will continue to make us all groan collectively. Hold onto your lunches, they aren’t going anywhere! 
MORE TO COME... keep an eye out Swynlake and remember to apply sunscreen liberally ;) 
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perry-flynn · a month ago
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Businesses, Stock, and Signatures | Perry & Tiana
Now, Perry Flynn was not the most active member of the community. That had been true before Swynlake also. He was withdrawn by nature and tended not to get too invested in wider affairs, but some things even he couldn’t help but get drawn into. This most recent petition, for example, penned by board member Aquata Triton among others. (Again, town politics, while something Perry kept a close eye on, were not something he often got too involved with, but he thought the woman had a good head on her shoulders and a smart sense of direction with what she was doing.) He’d signed of course, and thought that having these things in place to hold their business owners to a higher standard was a good idea for the town.
Admittedly there weren’t many suppliers he worked with that could be doing harm to magicks, given that most of what Perry ordered in was simple office supplies; paper, printer ink and so on. But he appreciated that was only a small part of a wider effort to further emphasize Swynlake’s standing firrst and foremost as a safe haven for magicks. 
Despite how often he meerly hovered in the background of community events and how rarely he spoke up, Perry had come to care about this town and the people who sought it out for safety like he had those some years ago. He may not be an officer any more, but he was still a vigillant man, and there were some business owners in the town who... Well, concerned him, to an extent.
Tiana Truitt seemed nice enough, but a few of the comments she’d made about vampires on her opening night had stuck with Perry, and, well, he just wanted to know where she stood. Orchestrating casual meetings wasn’t exactly in his wheelhouse, so it was a stroke of luck that she would walk into Hatters one busy morning, where he had a table in the corner and a free seat. “Tiana.” Perry waved her over, gesturing to the empty seat across from him before glancing back down at his morning paper. “The place is pretty busy today, but it’s good to see you. Business going well?”
@truitt-story
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