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theuniversalscat · 1 year
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Me after listening to the same stupid b.s. internal talk that keeps figuratively phoning me and weighing in with these self deprecating thoughts that have been plaguing me with the same tired old b.s. for the last 35 years… and you know the stupidest part of this ass story?!? I keep on answering!!!! 🙈🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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free-my-mindd · 5 months
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People are powerless without your reaction, preserve your energy.
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ikiprian · 25 days
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Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)
Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.
He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)
Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.
(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)
So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!
Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.
With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.
Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!
It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.
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flowerflowerflo · 1 month
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theaceofarrows · 16 days
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Welcome to the family
[Dick on the phone with Wally, while walking up the manors driveway]
Dick: I still can't believe that he got another kid! I'm gone for a few weeks, and suddenly, he gets empty nest syndrome, unbelievable
Wally: Yeah, definitely didn't see that one coming. So, have you met the kid yet?
Dick: [groans] I'm about to, not that I'm overly thrilled about this
Wally: I get it, dude. Just make sure not to take it out on the kid too much
Dick: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to be a complete jerk. After all this mess isn't the kids fault
Dick: Ugh, I just hope this kid doesn't act like Bruce hung the starts or something-
Dick: [opens the front door]
Jason: -you really like the Frankenstein movie more than the book?! B, how STUPID can you be?!
Wally: [still on the other end of the line] What was that?
Dick: ...I'm gonna have to call you back, Wally
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[Later]
Dick: [holding back laughter] And then, after he threw the tire iron he said- he said "Try and catch me you big boob!"
Wally: No way! He did not say that to Batman!
Dick: HE DID!
[hysterically laughing]
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thestxrsiren · 8 days
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spaceistheplaceart · 3 months
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THIS BITCH SCHLORPED MY FUCKING BOOYAH BOMB‼‼
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39raccoons · 6 months
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it’s ace week apparently so here’s my two cents contribution in the form of this short old personal comic
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pinklavenderdoll · 15 days
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psalmlover · 5 months
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it will get better again :)
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andi-o-geyser · 1 year
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so this episode is off to a smashing start
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inabigworld · 1 year
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wandoffire · 6 months
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artofalassa · 1 month
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Personal space
Based on @little-black-dress-zack-fair's post <3
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theuniversalscat · 1 year
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Man, I’ve got some cleaning up to do… #internalmindshift #beliefcomesfromfeelingsthatturntothought #shakeitup
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free-my-mindd · 4 months
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No amount of communication can reach someone who is committed to misunderstanding you. Save your time and energy for those who are open to understanding, and who value empathy, mutual respect, and growth.
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