if it wasn't for your misfortunes
I'd be a heavenly person today ✨
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LUNAR CHRONICLES BUT ON THEIR EQUIVALENT OF HOT ONES
Cinder does pretty well, excluding the creative string of swear words she comes up with. Finishes all ten wings.
Kai almost quits at 5. The only thing keeping him going is that Thorne quit at six and Kai knew that if he quit at 5 he would never hear the end of it. Gets to da bomb and then is like, Well I mine as well finish this.
Scarlet managed to finish all ten wings but is like beet red in the face. Has significant trouble answering questions
Fun fact, canines can't taste spice and neither can Wolf. Cleans his plate and drinks from da bomb bottle (cause Scarlet is watching) gives himself a stomach ache
Cress. Poor sweet cress. She ate all ten wings, crying, but she did it
Unlike Cress Thorne only got to 6. Talked some big game before hand. Will never live it down.
Winter just straight up doesn't mind the heat. Like this girl ate da bomb with a smile on her pretty little face. Bought a bottle to take with her
Jacin was stoic. So very very stoic. I mean he had the discipline to do it but he also answered in 1 to 3 word answers, also his ears turned red. Told everyone it wasn't that spicy.
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Another thing I love about Anne Rice's characters.
Khayman:
looks like a nice, tender man
feeds by: breaking his victims' bones and sucking bone marrow
Pandora:
looks like a beautiful, gentle woman
feeds by: ripping her victims' heart out of their chest
Thorne:
looks like he can kill you
can actually kill you (but won't do it without a good reason)
feeds by: little drinks
That's literally "cinnamon roll/can kill you" character classification taken to the extreme, and I like it more than I can explain.
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Michonne saying Thorne is a try hard is FUNNY. She do not respect that lady 😭
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Thorne is the most relatable character in the vampire chronicles because he meets Marius, thinks about how pretty he is, kisses him, and then cries, which is exactly what I'd do too.
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it's appreciate a dragon day! 🎉✨🐲
here's some art of my guy
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@kaelio requested Thorne, who was high on my to-draw list!
Bonus:
they seem like very good friends
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Brighter than the Sun, Swifter than the Wind
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Sorry I disappeared for a while, I was working on a little something. The little something in question was supposed to be my Saturnalia gift for Marius, but I finished earlier than expected, and here it is!
(No, I can't wait until the proper date, I have no patience.)
All the nonsense below is loosely based on the sock meme by @fofoqueirah, and honestly, I had neither the energy nor the courage to work on the little something until I saw this meme and felt an irresistible urge to put a little something into a sock. Now you know who should be thanked for the existence of this doll, and it's not me!
(If you hate this little something, I am the one to blame, OK?)
Despite his millennial wisdom, Marius could not guess...
(See below?)
... until his present spoke up...
Alright! Present revealed!!!
And cherished by the owner!
... and rescued from the terrible, terrible sock... (at this point Thorne decided he'd better take the Prince away, just in case...)
... and cherished and loved even more...
... and carried to bed...
... and given a warm sweater and a hug...
... and maybe even a Prince to bite (respectfully)?
And everyone lived happily ever after)))) The end!
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