#thomothy

[thomothysdoodles]

*violently shakes you* Hello Thomothy!!!!! May I have a Host?

OMG HI DOC and ofc here ya go!!!

#my doodles #markiplier #markiplier fanart #markiplier egos #tw: blood #the host #the host markiplier #doctordiscord123

[doctordiscord123]

Tagged by @ragingstinkingrottengay !!!!!!!!

Shuffle your playlist and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people.

‘The Horror of Our Love’ -- Ludo

‘Inside the Fire’ -- Disturbed

‘Sleepwalk’ -- Forrest Day

‘My Life’ -- Imagine Dragons

‘Partners in Crime’ -- Set It Off

‘Art Is Dead’ -- Bo Burnham

‘Hostage’ -- Billie Eilish

‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’ -- The Spiritual Machines

‘Promiseland - Bonus Track’ -- MIKA

‘Don’t Mess With Me’ -- temposhark

Man we got a whole variety in there XD

I do not know ten people, but I’ve got @regalrain as always, @thetruequeenoftheabyss @lulu-chaos-incarnation @thomothy @selfshippinglover and anyone else who wants to :D

#music

[lunadeii]

[Thomas]: -to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"- ♪ It's the most, wonderful time, of the year. You'll have one hour of daylight, then you can say night-night, I'll be over here. ♪ -gestures to the couch- -on the couch under a blanket- ♪ It's the most, wonderful time, of the year! ♪ -snoring-

*intro*

[Roman]: -pops up part way- Hey, Thomas.

[Patton]: -pops up part way- Ye-hey, Thomas.

[Thomas]: Yeah?

[Roman]: Tom.

[Patton]: Thomothy.

[Thomas]: Yeah, what is it?

[Roman]: Tommy Salami.

[Patton]: Tomalomadingdong.

[Roman]: Thomas the Dank Engine!

[Thomas]: Can you guys speak normal?

[Roman]: Why don't you, uh...

[Patton]: If you want...

[Roman]: Jog on up here...

[Patton]: Or walk...

[Roman]: And, uh, stand where you normally stand for a Sanders Sides video.

[Patton]: If you want to.

[Thomas]: Why?

[Roman]: -pops up fully- BECAUSE I WANNA MAKE A SANDERS SIDES VIDEO!

[Patton]: -pops up fully- YEAH!!

[Thomas]: Oh. Um... -walks up to his usual spot in front of the couch- ...sure. What is up, everybody?!

[Patton]: Yay!

[Roman]: Good, because it has been, like, five-ever.

[Virgil]: -pops up- Yeah, it has.

[Thomas]: Yeah, I'm already doing it, Virgil.

[Virgil]: Do you know how long everyone's been waiting for another one of these?

[Thomas]: I'M ALREADY DOING IT, VIRGIL.

[Logan]: -pops up- And you know what time of year it is.

[Thomas]: Cold... time?

[Logan]: We live in Florida, try again.

[Thomas]: The time of year where we see that soup commercial, where the boy is a snowman for some reason?

[Logan]: Now you're alienating our viewers who live outside the U.S.

[Thomas]: Wuh, uh... Peppermint latte?

[Logan]: Christmas, Thomas! It's, uh, Christmas.

[Thomas]: Oh, well- Ni- uh... Now you're alienating our viewers who don't celebrate Christmas. There's no winning here!

[Roman]: Ah, it's just like that old saying, "There's no winning on Christmas."

[Logan]: N... No one says that.

[Thomas]: Yeah, that's not a saying.

[Roman]: Pretty sure I've heard it somewhere.

[Logan]: So, Thomas, given the season, don't you think that some people might expect a seasonal video of some kind?

[Roman]: Don't get ahead of us, Microsoft... Nerd.

[Logan]: Oh, okay, so now that you can't insult Virgil you've moved on to me.

[Virgil]: Ooh...

[Roman]: Eh, look...

[Logan]: It's okay, I can take it, but if you keep it up, you'll have a diss track coming your way. You malodorous scen-turion! Uh!

[Patton]: Burn...?

[Roman]: I don't know if that was a diss...

[Logan]: Like a Roman centurion. Or like, but also, scent. As in like a smell...

[Virgil]: Logan, buddy, um... An insult doesn't really have that punch when you have to explain it afterwards.

[Roman]: Like I was saying before I was interrupted by the Microsoft Turd...

[Virgil]: Same joke.

[Roman]: It was a variation and I can think of a Microsoft Third. Oh look, I just did. Anyway, I've been working on this amazing, incredible, epic surprise! And Patton helped a tiny bit too, I guess.

[Patton]: Mm-hmm.

[Roman]: -changes into his Christmas sweater- What? I mean, you can't do better than this snazzy sweater.

[Thomas]: Oh my good-... -inhales- You know, I want to compliment you, but you were just mean to Logan.

[Roman]: Sorry, Logan.

[Thomas]: I LOVE IT!

[Patton]: Isn't it great?

[Thomas]: It is!

[Logan]: It looks like your regular outfit, except that this is... knitted.

[Roman]: I know, right? It's perfect.

[Patton]: Hey fellas, -changes into his Christmas sweater- how do you like me meow, question bark?

[Virgil]: Woof, double-dog dad joke.

[Patton]: 'Cause there's cats and dogs on my sweater!

[Thomas]: Oh, that is so you.

[Logan]: It sure is.

[Patton]: But wait, there's more!

[Roman]: That's right, Patton. We've got sweaters for Billy Days!

[Patton]: Logan, are you ready for yours?

[Logan]: Really? Okay, well, as I'll ever be.

[Patton]: Oh, don't you sweat it.

[Logan]: -changes into his Christmas sweater-

[Thomas]: Ooooh!

[Logan]: Huh. You know, this is actually quite tasteful.

[Roman]: Sweet cheese pastries, he likes it!

[Logan]: It's a little louder than my usual taste. However, the clear influence of the De Stijl movement is particularly inspired.

[Patton]: Well, that sweater is De Stijl nowadays.

[Logan]: As I was saying, De Stijl, not unlike myself with Roman or Patton, was the cleaner, more moderate answer to the excesses of art deco...

[Roman]: Moving on!

[Logan]: I think we did enough moving on in the last two videos.

[Thomas]: Well...

[Roman]: Virgil!

[Virgil]: Please, no. I literally wear a hoodie all year long. I don't need to downgrade to a—

[Patton]: Sweater!

[Virgil]: -changes into his Christmas sweater- Okay...

[Thomas]: ♪ What's this? What's this? That sweater's pretty great! ♪

[Virgil]: Ugh... You know, actually, this is, uh... pretty chill.

[Logan]: Really?

[Logan & Patton]: I'd say mine is rather toasty.

[Patton]: -gasp- Dad joke?

[Logan]: Never! ...Intentionally.

[Patton]: Sure. -winks-

[Thomas]: Dang! Look at all you guys looking all festive for the holidays. Alright... My turn, where's my sweater? Come on. Sweater time. Sweater me up!

[Roman]: Sssss...

[Patton]: Oh boy.

[Roman]: Yeah, we can't conjure a sweater for you.

[Thomas]: Wha?

[Patton]: This is awkward...

[Roman]: We're imaginary... you're not...

[Patton]: I feel bad now...

[Thomas]: No, it's fine! It's fine. Let's just move on...

[Virgil]: Are we good? Like... We did the holiday stuff. Can I go back to my room now?

[Thomas]: I don't know. I mean, since we're all here, we might as well just... keep this holiday party going.

[Virgil]: You have to stop whatever that is.

[Roman]: You read my mind, Thomas.

[Thomas]: You're in my mind, Roman.

[Roman]: True. I've composed the perfect Christmas carol for the four of us.

[Virgil]: Cool. I call Ghost of Christmas Future.

[Roman]: Y- No, not the brilliantly written classic novel by Charles Dickens... which discusses classism... and the futility of love... and the certainty of death. I'm talking about a literal song!

[Logan]: Oh, no, please.

[Virgil]: I so liked the original idea that I misinterpreted.

[Patton]: Oh, this is perfect. What better way to celebrate our first Christmas with Virgil than all of us singing a song together?! What's the song?

[Roman]: It's going to be our take on the Twelve Days of Christmas!

[Virgil]: So not the original version, where some rando delivers a bunch of birds and humans to a poor unassuming person who would definitely not have the living space to accommodate all of them?

[Roman]: No! -tosses a red binder with the sheet music to Virgil- Ours is gonna make a lot more sense. -tosses a binder to Patton-

[Patton]: -drops binder- Can I have another one? -Roman tosses him another one, only to drop that one too- D-do one more! -actually catches it this time- -quietly- Thank you.

[Roman]: Or a lot less. Who knows? -tosses a binder to Logan- Thomas, you can conduct. -tosses a binder to Thomas-

[Thomas]: Okay, so you can give me imaginary sheet music, but when it comes to a sweater, imagination's not good enough? Got it. Ohh! I'm not bitter.

[Roman]: All right, boys, let's get festive!

*new scene; outside of Thomas' apartment at the front door, (from left to right, Roman, Patton, Logan, and Virgil.)*

*song begins with soft piano music*

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Virgil]: Guys, I'd rather not participa-

[Roman]: Too late! We're doing it.

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Roman]: You gotta sing it.

[Virgil]: I'd really rather just duck out.

[Patton]: Quack!

[Roman]: Rocky start, but we can still save this thing!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Roman]: YES!

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Roman]: No!

[Virgil]: My fight or flight reflexes are kicking in.

[Roman]: Bravo, Patton.

[Patton]: -giggles-

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Roman]: ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Virgil]: Weird emphasis.

[Roman]: Well, at least I'm singing!

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Roman]: Virgil!

[Virgil]: What?

[Roman]: Ugh! It's okay, Roman. We'll get through this.

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Five... name reveals! ♪

[Logan]: Five?

[Roman]: Yep. ♪ Four makeovers! ♪ Yea, Thomas introduced himself.

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: That's a stretch, but sure.

[Roman]: You missed your line.

[Virgil]: Is it too early to call it?

[Roman]: Yes, it is! Seven more days!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Logan]: Six songs a sungin'?

[Roman]: Sure!

[Patton]: ♪ Five... name reveals! ♪

[Logan]: Is this some sort of punishment for something?

[Roman]: ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Virgil]: I just don't really get it. You know?

[Roman]: No! I don't know!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Virgil]: Of course.

[Logan]: Six songs a sungin'.

[Roman]: Come on, the kids love it, you incredible—!

[Patton]: ♪ Five... name reveals! ♪

[Roman]: Incredible Sulk! ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Virgil]: Like... Why is this my line? I don't understand.

[Roman]: -sighs-

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Logan]: Eight bouts of banter.

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Logan]: Six songs-a-sungin'.

[Patton]: ♪ Five... ruined kids' films! ♪

[Roman]: Patton! ♪ Four makeovers! ♪ Don't change the lyrics.

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪ I'm just so bored of singing the same thing!

[Logan]: Two two-part vids!

[Roman]: No rewrites!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Nine Patton punchlines! ♪

[Logan]: Eight bouts of banter.

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Logan]: Six crimes against the English language.

[Patton]: ♪ Five... ♪ -whispering- second... cookies.

[Roman]: You jerks! Changing the lyrics!

[Patton]: ♪ Three small cats! ♪

[Logan]: -rapping- Two two-part vids!

[Roman]: Are you trying to rap?

[Logan]: I do not like to sing.

[Virgil]: You guys just keep talkin'...

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Roman]: ♪ Ten tie adjustments! ♪

[Patton]: -misses his line-

[Roman]: Patton!

[Patton]: Oh, sorry!

[Logan]: Patton, I'll trade you my sixth day, for your fifth day.

[Roman]: NoooOOoo!!!!

[Patton]: Ha-ha! Sure.

[Logan]: Excellent. This shall be ideal.

[Roman]: For what?! ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Virgil]: This lyric just doesn't make any sense.

[Patton]: Come on, Virgil! You can do it!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Logan]: Eleven lit vocab cards.

[Roman]: ♪ Ten tie adjustments! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Nine Patton punchlines! ♪

[Logan]: Eight bouts of banter.

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Six songs-a-sungin'! ♪

[Logan]: Five... "FALSEHOODS!" phonated.

[Roman]: Wow... ♪ Makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Roman]: Virgil, can your gift to me be singing the line one time?!

[Virgil]: Fine.

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Twelve mushy moments! ♪

[Logan]: Eleven -dab- fire slang-words.

[Roman]: ♪ Ten tie adjustments! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Nine Patton punchlines! ♪

[Logan]: Eight bouts of banter.

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Six songs-a-sungin'! ♪

[Logan]: ♪ Five... -riffing- Crofter's jams... ♪

[Roman]: ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Virgil]: ♪ And a truckload of Bubba Gump Shrimp. ♪

*Everyone reappears in their normal spots in Thomas' house*

[Logan]: I'm sorry, uh...

[Thomas]: -accusatory- What?!

[Roman]: -defensive- What?

[Thomas]: That was Virgil's line? Why didn't I see that?

[Roman]: It's imaginary, Thomas. You can't see it.

[Thomas]: You're right. There are no lyrics or lines in this. What-?

[Roman]: Come on, guys? It was pretty funny.

[Thomas]: No!

[Logan]: Yeah, I don't know much about humor, but that wasn't it.

[Virgil]: Right? It, like, doesn't reference any past videos we've ever done.

[Thomas]: It's more something I would laugh at to myself alone, randomly. Not for a video...

[Roman]: Look, I wrote it in a hurry. I've got a lot of stuff going on right now.

[Thomas]: Of course, Virgil didn't want to sing that.

[Roman]: Well, I don't know what to tell you guys except that there's no -throws down music binder- winning on Christmas!

[Patton]: Guys, we're being a little mean here, okay? Let's not stifle Roman's creative whimsy.

[Thomas]: Oh... uh... true. How about we go for more positive constructive criticism?

[Virgil]: Okay... it wasn't... good?

[Roman]: I don't like you.

[Thomas]: That's not positive... or constructive.

[Logan]: Fine. Uh, Roman... I'm sure that you could think... of an even more... appropriate line, for Virgil.

[Roman]: -sighs- Well... -conjures a pen and writes something into the sheet music- maybe... this could work.

*all the other sheet music "updates" with the new lyric*

[Virgil]: Mm.

[Patton]: Oh, that's cute!

*the sides reappear on the front porch*

[Roman]: ♪ And an emo who's now our best... ♪

[Logan, Patton, Roman, & Virgil]: -harmonizing- ♪ Frieeeeeeend! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ OooOooo... ♪

*song ends*

*all sides return to Thomas' living room*

[Virgil]: Great, I'm feeling the spirit of Christmas welling up inside me. Or maybe that's vomit.

[Patton]: Awww, you love us. Shut up.

[Roman]: Well, that was a struggle but, uh, you know, we made our way through it. Heh...

[Logan]: -flipping through the music in the binder- I don't know who the true love was in that song. Was it Thomas? Who was giving us those things?

[Roman]: It's not important.

[Thomas]: Well, whatever it was, you guys did that darn thing and I loved it. I mean, you all made it happen in your own ways. Maybe... that's what Roman meant. There is no winning on Christmas because... there isn't supposed to be anyone putting themselves before others. It's the season for giving. And when we put others first... we discover what the true meaning of Christmas really is.

[Roman]: Yeah! That's totally... what I meant. Merry Christmas, everyone!

[Logan]: Don't forget to take advantage of sales during this time of year. You desperately need an iron. -sinks out-

[Patton]: Leave out sweets for Santa... -starts to sink out- -pops back up- and then eat them all yourself because that's what Santa would want. -sinks out-

[Roman]: May visions of sugarplums dance in your head... and hopefully not visions of your naked Aunt Patty. -quietly- Oh. -sinks out-

[Thomas]: Okay! Thanks, Roman, for that unpleasant side comment.

[Roman]: -rises back up part way- Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from. -sinks out again-

[Thomas]: Well, I hope this was an enjoyable first Christmas with us, Virgil.

[Virgil]: Hm. You know what won't be enjoyable? Those three ghosts that are gonna be visiting you later tonight.

[Thomas]: -upset- Nooo, why?

[Virgil]: What? It's my favorite Christmas story. Let me be an individual, Thomas. -sinks out-

[Thomas]: But you're not an individu- Okay. -to viewers- Well, whatever this was, I hope that you enjoyed our little Christmas celebration and I hope that you're enjoying this time of year as well. We didn't talk about much, but maybe one takeaway is that when expressing a concern to someone about something they've created, there's always a more positive approach than just tearing them down. Because that's never constructive. That's destructive. Anyway, it's been an amazing year. May there be many awesome things to look forward to in the year ahead. And until next time, take it easy, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. PEACE OUT!

*end card*

[Patton]: GUYS! It's time for the Secret Santa!

[Logan]: We're right here, okay? Virgil, I had you, so I thought an appropriate gift would be this gift card... uh, for some audiobooks that you could listen to on those large headphones that you own... to calm yourself down in moments of excessive alarm. -hands Virgil gift card-

[Virgil]: Oh, that's... that's alright, I guess.

[Roman]: Okay! Logan, I had you.

[Logan]: No, that's not how Secret Santa works.

[Roman]: So I decided to write you a four-hundred-page screenplay about you partnering up with Sherlock Holmes to solve his greatest mystery yet. -gives Logan screenplay-

[Logan]: Roman... I mean... the cover is ridiculous, but... I'm very intrigued.

[Roman]: Yeah. In it, Watson just freaking dies, and you take his place.

[Logan]: I always thought Sherlock was too good for him. He was always like, "Sherlock, I've got feelings." I mean who can relate.

[Patton]: Well, I had you, Roman.

[Roman]: Oh, goodie!

[Patton]: I made you some pasta! -shoves pasta towards Roman-

[Roman]: Oh... Thank you...

[Patton]: Do you know what the secret ingredient is?

[Roman]: No...?

[Patton]: Love.

[Roman]: Aww...

[Patton]: And cumin.

[Roman]: Oh.

[Patton]: And that means Virgil has me!

[Virgil]: Ugh. Mine is stupid. Everyone else's was so good.

[Patton]: Now, Virgil, you know whatever it is, I'm gonna love it.

[Roman]: -mouth full- A gift is a... -chokes on his love infused pasta- is a gift.

[Logan]: Redundant, but Roman's not wrong.

[Virgil]: I... I... made you this card. I'm sorry for not doing more. -tosses card to Patton-

[Patton]: -barely catches card- Oh, oh, oh. You know I'm not good at catching things.

*The card reads: (front) You make me wanna die... (inside) with laughter. Best Friends. -Virgil*

[Patton]: *laughs* AH! OH, I LOVE IT!

[Virgil]: Yeah?

[Patton]: -making happy pappy Patton noises- Ohhhhhhh!

[Virgil]: Well... good.

[Roman]: The only thing that would make this moment better... is, like, if somebody had some garlic bread?

[Patton]: God bless us, every one!

[Logan]: None of us sneezed.

[Patton]: Dad joke.

[Logan]: Aw, sh-...

What the hell-

#anon literally sent the entire script of the 12 days of christmas sander sides episode- #sander sides #baby gay replies #ts

[newhermitblogontheblock]

Hi and Hellos to anyone reading this pinned post!!

You can call me Block or whatever variation of my username you think of, Block is just the more common one, I use any pronouns so refer to me what you’d like!

I have an art tag! - #block art

I have a post tag that I dont use often honestly- - #block posts

I also have a ask tag, its always gonna be tagged with - #block answers

I have an Ao3 too if you wanna check that out!

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Current major fandoms will include : Hermitcraft, Empires Smp, Life Series SMP, The Magnus Archives, Dream SMP 

^^^ Will be updated as time goes on

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If you have any art ideas or requests, send them! I’m always looking for more things to draw !!

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I HAVE A HERMITCRAFT APOCALYPSE AU!! 

- Hermitcraft Season 8 with 3rd Life themes and dynamics

- Octogon Centric + More

- Can and will talk about au for ages if asked (oooo you wanna ask about this au so bad)

- This au is just tagged with - #apocalypse au

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My mutuals you should go follow are under the cut because I actually have more than I thought-

@/funkily

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#pinned post !!

[the-moon-pal]

May I ask for AE(1) with Yancy?

#ask #thomothy #yancy #ahwm #Markiplier #ask art

[lostcybertronian]

“Is this really necessary?” With dark and Mark please?

Combined this with another in my inbox. It’s kind of bittersweet. Implied Darkstache.

Tags: @authorsathenaeum @tiny-yan-an @darkstache-iplier @redraspberrycats @cookieface678 @bing-iplier @storm337 @sketchy-scribs-n-doods @pixelenchanter @itsjustkyss @darkiplurrr @demon-dark-666 @moonysmayhem @xpouii @projectwkm @sororia04s @purple-anxiety-blog @rabbitsartcorner

Prompt: “Are you warm enough?” / “Is this really necessary?”

    “Are you warm enough?”

    “Is that really necessary?” Dark twisted around to look at him, wincing as the stitches pulled at the bullet wound in his shoulder, at the one near his spine, at the one in his lower back. “It is odd enough that you even let me in. Don’t pretend to play nice.”

    “It is odd, isn’t it?” Mark mused, sinking the needle once more into the fourth and final bullet wound, this one just to the left of his spinal cord. He tilted his head, a cruel smile playing at his lips. “Why would the hero fraternize with such a villainous foe? An unanswerable question, though I will admit you did look quite pathetic slumped on my front doorstep.” 

    Dark gritted his teeth, but refrained from a scathing retort; he had come to the Manor after all, and had been on the verge of unconsciousness by the time he’d managed a feeble rap at the door and a muttered, “I had nowhere else to go” when Mark oh-so-graciously appeared. A considerable chunk of time was missing between those half-slurred words and when he’d woken up in the parlor, naked from the waist up and lying face-down on the coffee table, with Mark jabbing needles into his bloodied flesh. 

    “Perhaps I’m taking pity on you,” Mark said, continuing to wax poetic in the most irritating of ways. His eyes glittered in the flickering candlelight. “You are an old friend, after all. But my original question remains; are you warm enough? It can be quite drafty in here.”

    Dark glared. “You know I don’t feel the cold,” he spat. “I don’t feel much of anything anymore.”

    Mark studied him for a long moment. “I did not know that.”

    “Just another on the list of despicable things you have done.”

    They both fell silent, Mark apparently not seeing fit to grace Dark’s accusation with some form of heroic response, and the Manor was quiet save for the whisper of the needle and the faint creaks and groans of the accursed house.

    “I know you likely will not tell me,” Mark said, after what seemed like an eternity of silence, “but forgive me my curiosity. How did you come to be in such a state?”

    Dark clenched his jaw, considering his answer. “Wilford.” He said finally. 

    Mark laughed. “Such a dear friend shooting you in the back! Now you truly do know how it feels.”

    “How what feels?” The edge to Dark’s voice was unmistakable. Razor-sharp and deadly.

    Mark paused, the needle stilling mid-stitch. “Why, how it feels to be betrayed, of course!”

    Dark looked away, his gaze unfocusing and glazing over with something the actor couldn’t and didn’t care to understand. “It wasn’t a betrayal.”

    “Then pray tell, what was it?”

    Dark’s answer was quiet. “It was a failure.”

#darkstache mention #darkmark #the actor #actor!mark #darkiplier #markiplier egos #writersofmark #fanfiction #lostandwandering #my writing #lost writing tag #writing prompts #angst #hurt/comfort #tw blood #tw needles #asks #thomothy

[thewollfgang]

Knowing which tropes you like/dislike and what you wrote you want in the tags of your last ask for this fifth season I’m SO curious to know your thoughts on the eps!! As I already said, I’d LOVE to hear your opinion on it. But anyways, I hope you like it as much as I did lol ✌🏼

OKAY SO

i just got done watching Eps 1 and 2 and here are my thoughts so far

Oh my god it’s so good

Thoughts: 

Hell.

I am absolutely enraptured with King of Hell Lucifer and exploring Mr. Said-Out-Bitch’s hell loop. You really get to see Lucifer’s grown understanding of humanity and himself. Also the demons are oddly sweet. I enjoyed the back and forth on the case between Chloe and Lucifer, it still felt like they were a team, even separated. 

(also somehow i forgot how pretty Tom is as Lucifer. I was happy to be reminded)

Michael. 

How delightfully awful he is! I do think the first ep would have had better impact if the trailer hadn’t overplayed the twist. Imagine if we HADN’T known about Michael??? Gosh. His mimicry of Lucifer’s voice was creepy af well done. Also “What do you most fear?” oh SHIT i got CHILLS. because of course it’s fear. Of course it is. the opposite of desire, the hinderance of it. How could Michael have been anything else?

(Interesting that his twin, Lucifer, who runs Hell - a realm built on fear, and yet it’s Michael who holds that power)

Obsessed with how his bad arm/shoulder alters his silhouette. Bravo to Tom on making these characters so different, love the physicality of it. I waffle on Michael right now because I can see little moments of him that I like, which then get SWIFTLY erased by the absolute sheer dickery of the man. (also fuck him for what he said to Linda). I’m pending. 

Chloe. 

Chloe playing Michael and then shooting him was sooooo satisfying 10/10. She’s a little meaner this season, but so far, I’m into it. She’s not perfect and it’s kinda nice to see her be a little vindictive. Also she looks hot as fuck and i am endlessly distracted by her soft hair and her legs and when she drives fast. I’m shallow sometimes.  

After so many episodes of Lucifer projecting onto cases, I’m enjoying Chloe falling into that. It’s delightful to watch. 

Music. 

THE MUSIC??? I’m gonna look up every track on this season because so far it’s fucking brilliant, 

Things I’m Not Sold On:

Lucifer’s off hand remark about killing Mr. SOB for 750k. Lucifer doesn’t care about money and he doesn’t kill people. Seems weird. (He’ll def displace your balls for impersonating him though. Doesn’t bode well for mikey) 

Since WHEN does Ella date dirtbags/bad boys? On screen she has one pity fling with Dan and....that’s it. Or I guess you could count the awkward shoehorned attraction to Pierce, but yeah, Not really On Board for this one.

Maze constantly switching allegiances to side with the bad guy. Literally every season she does this and YEAH she changed her mind again but idk man. feels bad. Maze deserves better than to have her growth constantly ignored / for the character to backslide over and over. 

#lucifer #lucifer spoilers #wollfgang liveblogs #sort of #asks #thomothy #txt

[wilfcrd]

That moment when eff started stimming as he chewed on that bug sausage, I FELT THAT

Same that’s like literally one of my stims I didn’t think anyone else did that lol

#thomothy

[lulu-chaos-incarnation]

Happy birthday to @thomothy @thomothysdoodles ! You have survived another year! So here's a drawing of something I have always wished I could do and that's hug you! (I'm the shorter one in the drawing and you're the taller one in it) I hope you like it!

#my art #happy birthday #birthday art #thomothy

[handsome-flower]

“Why are you screaming” with actor mark and Damien? Could you write that?

Hey, I just saw your ask, I don’t know when you asked it so I’m sorry if I made you wait! Also, I guess you were expecting angst but I’m very soft when these boys are together so... sorry if it wasn’t exactly what you wanted!

@veryrussiancorn I thought you’d want to read that too!

.

Mark didn’t know that Damien could get so angry. Of course, he imagined that the mayor sometimes had be strict to make sure his decisions were respected, but the actor hadn’t imagined that the usually quiet man could scream that loud, and it was… surprising to say the least.

“GET OUT!” Damien screamed in the other room, with obvious irritation in his voice.

Mark tightened his grip on the bouquet he was holding, stepping aside to let a terrified man run away from the mayor’s office while trying to gather his files, before disappearing in another hallway.

The actor shot a glance to the secretary sitting at her desk next to the door, who gave him a nervous smile. He waited a few seconds before daring to knock at the door.

“Come in.” A harsh tone answered.

Mark slowly opened the door and quietly entered the office. He walked to the desk where Damien was sitting, resting his head in his hands. He lifted his head and let a tired smile appear on his face when he recognized his lover.

“Hey Mark…”

“Hey love! Why were you screaming?” The actor asked, planting a soft kiss on his forehead.

“It’s just… sometimes I think that no one understands how anything works! It’s frustrating and exhausting. I’m sorry you had to witness that”

“Talking about being exhausted…” Mark pulled the Mayor on his feet and handed him the roses. “I was just thinking that you needed a break for tonight! So, I’m inviting you to dinner!”

Damien smiled fondly, taking the flowers. Usually, he’d have argued that he couldn’t, that he had too much work…

But today, he felt like maybe, this would be better if he took a nice break.

“Alright… Let me grab my coat and we’ll be on our way.”

“Awesome! This is going to be a great night, you’ll see!”

“I don’t doubt it darling.”

#they make me terribly soft #i forgot i loved this ship haa #marmien #actor mark #damien the mayor #my writing #ask #thomothy

[thomothysdoodles]

Hi thomothy! For drawing requests how about either Kirby or the Jims? Also, how have you been?

hi lulu!!!! i’ve been quite good, what about you?

also i saw a pic this morning of cats wearing a kirby hat and i immediately thought of this, so here you go

hope the interview went well

#my doodles #markiplier #markiplier fanart #markiplier egos #the jims #lulu chaos incarnation #bet i could find the pic i saw this morning but i did i pretty good job at making that kirby hat in my humble opinion

[doctordiscord123]

*most tired sigh ever* what did mark do now

If you haven't seen the new video yet you gotta XD

#ask discord #thomothy #I am so sorry this is so late #tumblr remembered you existed but... #three hours after the fact XD

[m4delin]

Also, I saw you sent me a number too, but I don’t really write?? I might try tho because Tomorrow I’ll be stuck in train for hours with no data so I might as well write something.. 👀 so thanks lmao!

Haha, wasn’t sure if you wanted prompts but there you go ;) Since I’m trying to draw, then you can try and write ;)

But for realz, this is very amusing xD

#asks #thomothy

[frozenrose105]

Can I ask a “properly paranoid” with Eric and.. dunno. The host? Or anyone really

This occurs shortly after Eric becomes an ego.

Eric likes it at the ego manor. The egos are nice to him. They seem to like him, for the most part, and he likes them.

Well, except for one of them.

There's one ego, the Host, that doesn't seem to like him as much as the others. The rest of the egos introduced themselves and were as friendly as their natures allowed, but the blind ego barely even said hello.

At first, Eric thinks nothing of it. Sure, it's a little weird, but weird seems to be the normal for this household. However, he soon starts to notice the Host giving him weird looks. His anxiety spikes whenever Host is in the same room. He tries to tell himself it's nothing, but he can't help but try to avoid the blind ego as much as possible. At one point he even brings it up with Dark.

"The Host keeps to himself. He is one of my most trusted egos and I'm sure he isn't planning anything devious," Dark says, seemingly uninterested.

"B-but he-"

"I will hear nothing more of it. You're being paranoid, as usual. Now leave me be, I have work to do."

Eric exits Dark's office feeling defeated. The dark ego is probably right, but talking to him did nothing to lift Eric's unease.

"The Host greets Eric, who stops and seems to be paralyzed with fear."

At the voice, Eric freezes, a chill running down his spine. He turns around and sees none other than the Host, who is standing at the end of the hallway, a sinister grin spread across his face.

That's when Eric knows. He is not just paranoid. He has been right all along.

#aahhhh sorry this took so long #woeking on the other one #don't worry #Eric derekson #markiplier egos #darkiplier #the host #fanfiction #em writes #working* btw not woeking #thomothy

[the-moon-pal]

🏝 🎤 📷? :3

🏝: what 3 things would you bring to a deserted island?

Pfff good question!! uhhh. Let me get that tactical shovel, uhh food i guess and a med kit bc why not sjdndn

🎤: what’s your favorite song?

I don't have one tbh?? HSJSJ but if i had to choose one that its in my brain rn its the one song sang by angel in rock & rule or the song a million questions by sucide sheep (i think)

📷: post the last picture in your camera roll!

I just posted this in my soft account HSJSJ but here ya go!

#ask #thomothy #thank u sm <3

[lostcybertronian]

Or “you scared the shit out of me” with Yancy and Bim, pretty please?

I’m not sure what to tag this. I feel like it should be something related to showtunes. Tagging as “yancybim” until I figure it out.

Tags: @authorsathenaeum @tiny-yan-an @darkstache-iplier @redraspberrycats @cookieface678 @bing-iplier @storm337 @sketchy-scribs-n-doods @pixelenchanter @itsjustkyss @darkiplurrr @demon-dark-666 @moonysmayhem @xpouii @projectwkm @sororia04s @purple-anxiety-blog @rabbitsartcorner

Prompt: “You scared the shit out of me.”

“Why did I have to be the one to clean up?” Bim grumbled to himself as he threw the mop and bucket back into the tiny closet where-- hopefully-- they’d stay for the next few weeks, or until Wilford decided it would be fun to spill blood and throw glitter all over the stage. So absorbed was he in his annoyance that he didn’t notice the frantic rustle of movement behind him, nor the hurried footsteps. “I’m not a fucking intern, Warfsta- ahh! Yancy!”

“What?” Yancy froze in his tracks, his prison slippers-- Bim never understood why he insisted on wearing his prison jumper, when a leather jacket and a red T-shirt would do wonders for those muscles-- squeaking almost comically across the polished floor. In his hands he held a large knife.

“What are you- you- you scared the shit out of me.” Bim slapped a hand to his forehead. “And what is the knife for?”

Slowly, Yancy raised the knife. Slowly, he made stabbing motions.

“Okay. Look.” Bim advanced, moving so suddenly and quickly that Yancy spooked, bringing the knife down in an arcing sweep and burying it in Bim’s abdomen.

“Oh-” Yancy stammered, but Bim only snorted and snatched the knife from him, holding it up to the light. It was clean. 

“Retractable,” he said, stabbing it into the palm of his hand. The blade sunk down into the hilt, and he lifted it away unscathed. “A prop. And you’re doing it wrong- the stabbing.”

“I’ses knew that,” Yancy said quickly, even as his cheeks flushed. “Say, do youses have any a’ thoses . . . real ones?”

In one elegant motion Bim produced one from some hidden pocket in his tuxedo. The blade was beautiful, just like he was; its engraved handle glimmered black. He offered it to Yancy . . . and snatched it back when the ex-con made a grab for it. “Uh uh,” he smirked, slow and smooth. “You need to know how to use it right. I won’t have my blade used like a butcher knife.”

Yancy grinned, a knowing grin that made the show host’s heart flutter. “Maybe I’ses gots some time for a few lessons.”

#yancybim #bim trimmer #yancy #markiplier egos #writersofmark #fanfiction #lostandwandering #my writing #lost writing tag #writing prompts #humor #fluff #asks #thomothy