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brian-the-dog-griffin · 6 months
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Me as Thomas Jefferson
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punkii6969 · 3 months
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euthanize me NOW
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em0hamlet · 5 months
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Remember, sometimes the world is black and white
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hellsite-detective · 2 months
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Hellsite Detective in…
The Miku Bind
sometimes, a detective has got to do some work for herself. and i decided it was time to go after one of my white whales…
it was a cool, rainy afternoon in Tumblr City, like always. i had just wrapped up doin’ some cases and i was broodin’ out the window. but one image kept flashin’ in my mind. a vocaloid lovin’ foundin’ father that i’ve sought for my whole career. the fabled Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder.
to start my journey, i went down to the Search Bar, a night club in the heart of the city. neon lights shined on the sign out front and music could be heard pourin’ out the front door. i stepped in, drippin’ wet from the rain outside. the place was lively as ever, groups minglin’ and dancin’ to the music. and there, in a corner booth away from everyone else, was Don Google. that big time mob boss that acts as my informant. they sat there playin’ poker with a couple of lackeys, no one of note from what i could tell. they saw me walkin’ up and immediately called out to the waiter for another drink.
“well well! if it ain’t my buddy, Miss Detective! whatcha here for?”
i’m here for personal business, actually. i’m lookin’ for this…
i slid a photograph across the table. the photo that was so well known, it made even the Don pull back. they knew this was serious business.
“you sure you want this one?”
i’m sure, Don. you got it or not?
“oh, i got it. but it’ll cost ya.”
i wasn’t about to have my victory snatched away by this selfish old fool. the Don lookin’ for a deal was never a good sign, but i was desperate.
what do you want?
“oh, nothin’ much, doll. just do me a favor sometime down the line. then we’ll call it even. capisce?”
bein’ in debt to the Don was not something i wanted. whatever they asked me to do, i knew it’d be bad. but either way i needed this post. i needed to solve the case. so i made what would possibly be the worst mistake of my life…
it’s a deal.
“glad we could reach an agreement, Miss. i believe this is what you’re lookin’ for?”
they pulled out their black leather briefcase, their name engraved on it in multicolored letters. it would seem tacky on anyone else. but the Don had a style to them that made it work. poppin’ it open, they handed me the file i was lookin’ for. just sittin’ there at the top, like they knew i was here for it. i grabbed it, thanked the Don, and got up to leave. that’s when they grabbed my sleeve.
“Miss Detective. don’t forget about our arrangement.”
i pulled away, scoffed, and went on my way. whatever they wanted me to do, i’m sure it wasn’t great. either way, the job was done. and i finally had what i wanted. i went back to my dingy office, alone, and filed the post away. the rain still poundin’ down against the window.
Post Case: Closed
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dear-ao3 · 1 year
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i need everyone to know my history professor mentioned hamilton the musical today in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three
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q-uzi · 3 months
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my bad gang
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alilsakurablossom · 29 days
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sorry Vickie hugo for miku binding your old police inspector man
og under the cut although I think you all know it well enough
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amaranthsunrise · 20 days
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fynn-cl · 1 month
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Fanart from @scribbleteaaa 's one-shot fanfic 'Cultural Relevance' bc i couldn't resist the usge to thomas jefferson miku binderify Makoto Naegi
I added some headcanons (melanin, an inch, etc) and references to other ScribbleTea's naegami one-shots :)
With blanket (click for better quality)
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Without blanket bc i drew the arms first and liked them way too much to hide them entirely
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Idk how i managed to finish this so quickly yet according to ibis paint is the longest one it took me if it was in one sitting (10 hrs)
The naegami brainrot is very real, they're now my roman empire
Bonus: very shitty doodle of Byakuya suffering at Mondo's birthday in 'Scissors and Sweatshirts' :3
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my-lonely-angel · 8 months
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Look upon my works all ye mighty and despair.
(The following is satire, I’m going to make a bloody artist’s statement about this.)
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[ID: The Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder meme edited to be of Jonah Magnus. He’s white, with brown hair, grey eyes, a shirt that says “I met God. She’s” and then a drawing of an eye, he’s wearing a green and black bracelet, blue trousers, an eye earring, and a blue binder with a Hatsune Miku design. His info says his name is Jonah Magnus; he speaks English and French; he’s male and uses he/him pronouns; he is trans, aro, and gay; and he is over 200 years old. The additional info says: born and raised in Manchester; Jewish; dating Albrecht von Closen, Barnabus Bennet, Sampson Kempthorne, and Robert Smirke; broke up with Jonathan Fanshawe; has a crush on Jonathan Sims; used to be addicted to “drug smoothies” (cannabis, coca, mescal, morphine, heroin); flamboyant & camp. /End ID]
If you take anything at all away from this post, I want to to be that you should absolutely Not headcanon Jonah Magnus as Jewish, like ever, please for the love of god do not.
The folks on the seasons on the archives discord (esp. @jewishjon @spirallingintotheabyss and @pocketsizedquasar ) encouraged, aided, and hated with a burning passion this. Also inspired. Blame them and me. We did this as a community. They came up with drug smoothie.
Anyway, see Sahar (poketsizedquasar)’s post about Jonah Magnus and why hc-ing him as a minority is fucked up. Also, just, um, take a good long think about why headcanoning him as Jewish is the fucking worst, and you should not! Holy crap.
Finally, if Jonny Sims sees this, I am so, so sorry, but I will never tag anything so you can’t see it, because I live on the edge.
This a work of satire, inspired by a conversation, inspired by a fic that sucked. It is parodying the headcanons around Jonah Magnus — a canonical abusive, white supremacist, capitalist — by comparing him to Thomas Jefferson, who was a real life person, and was a thousand times more fucked up by virtue of being from real life, and causing harm to real people. It’s a joke, but a joke with meaning behind it, urging people to read into the themes of a show before making headcanons that are actually super bigoted.
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alaskashigh · 14 days
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trans California wears a miku binder
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moonchemistry · 1 year
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hey pjo fans how are you guys doing. im here to make the situation worse
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gayshitanddadjokes · 5 months
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do u think Hatsune Miku has a Thomas Jefferson binder
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gillipopmoji · 6 months
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Finally... the entire reason I made binder emojis... THOMAS JEFFERSON MIKU BINDER /ref
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oh also the pattern I used (edited from the famous picture)
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it doesn't tile, sorry.
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hellsite-detective · 2 months
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hello there detective im wondering if you could possibly track down any instances of the thomas jefferson miku binder post google has given me nothing and op apparently deleted it but i know its out there somewhere
ah! as a matter of fact, i already solved this one a personal case a few weeks ago! i won't go in depth into my process here, because i already did so there. so, i shall link my original case report, as well as the post in question!
so here you are! the original post of Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder! have a great day!
Post Case: Closed
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temerestercore · 8 months
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wake up babe new nickel just dropped
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