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#this week is fucking cursed
astrobei · 1 year
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cringefail mike truther in that he is not always good at flirting On Purpose (but luckily will loves it anyway) and gets flustered easily and says the most out of pocket shit and cracks bad jokes to lighten the tension and has a train wreck of an internal monologue and is so well practiced at running mental gymnastics to avoid his issues that he could win gold at the olympics. NOT a cringefail mike truther in that he is bumbling and useless and incapable of holding a weapon without killing himself and screams like a little girl in the face of danger and is a total damsel in distress and, for some reason, wins every poll asking “who’s the worst at ___” even if it’s something he’s canonically good at
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jellazticious · 5 months
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New oc reveal and these guys are in shared custody with @beefy-the-stronk
All you need to know so far is that the human on the left got cursed by the fairy on the right so the logical course of action is to become roommates with him
They are also being chased by guards/cops all the time
Character set and story will be tagged under "Cursed to Charm" from this point onward
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felsicveins · 5 months
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It's true, true it follows me around
Nothing to lose, lost it all anyhow
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scifigirlgamez · 4 months
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So the other day Foolish showed Philza his new shark fin boots which have cute little faces on them and give him both water breathing and dolphin's grace
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Foolish: yeah its kinda weird it makes me think when I put them on I'm putting my feet like... either into that or-
Phil: Yeah, I wouldn't think too much about it
It was at that moment I was reminded that these things exist and now headcanon that Foolish's new fin shoes are actually these cursed fish slippers
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Do you see my vision? Cuz I sure wish I didn't and if I have to think about this I'm taking you all down with me.
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zeb-z · 4 months
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“Red team was so selfish looking past the cursed team like that” listen man they were thinking about it often, and had evidence they were cursed too. They were convinced they were cursed too. Bad (with Pierre’s help I’ll be honest) singlehandedly destroyed any sort of civil relations and good faith between the two teams and this shot Blue in the foot when they tried to make the case about them being cursed last minute, about trying to rig it in the cursed teams favor.
There was never a cursed team in the first place, it was all a tactic to build paranoia and that feeling of betrayal and to get them to tear eachother a part. And it worked super well! At the end, neither would listen to the other about their evidence, not with an honest open ear, not with the willingness to think the other team could be cursed. It’s not a case of ‘Red just refused to listen because they wanted to win more than they cared’ they thought they were cursed too - if they were selfish, then so were Blue in the same way.
Every time Red had tried to talk first early on, it was met with extreme violence - and with Bad consistently proving he’ll play dirty to win, they didn’t trust Blue enough to listen to them in the later game. Maybe they should have listened then. Maybe Blue have listened earlier. The game worked as intended to set them against eachother.
#link is to another post I made back when they were debating about the cursed teams in purgatory and why red couldn’t trust blue and blue#couldn’t believe red. they were both stuck#and bless Tubbo he tried. he did try. but he was just as convinced he was right as Phil at the end. it was about convincing one another#more than it was about coming together and piecing together the evidence. yknow what I mean? they all cared about it but because of tension#and they also could not trust blue. which sucks because that’s hardly Tubbo’s fault but yknow#I dunno. it’s not simple like that. it’s not a case of red blowing it off being selfish not caring. they also thought they were cursed#AGAIN I’ll say it again bad burning bridges fucked a lot of them over for when diplomacy had to win because there could not be benefit of#the doubt or good faith or any sort of trust#it’s not just cut and dry red wanted to win more or blue wanted to win more. it was complicated and had way more factors#red thought they were cursed too!! they had solid evidence for this too!!#and like. again it’s a case of both parties kinda suck purgatory sucked it was always going to be like that because the game worked as#intended#idk. blue should have listened to red early on. red should have listened to blue later on. they were never going to do that on either side#idk from Tina’s pov it’s understandable why she said what she said. but knowing the others pov and what actually went down that’s not what#happened at all yknow?#they’re all gonna be feeling the effects of ‘we killed and betrayed eachother for two weeks’ for a while to come#mcyt#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#z speaks
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penandinkprincess · 1 year
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okay but a point in a post from @everything-but-the-not-natural has me thinking about geralt desensitizing jaskier the way he does all of his roaches so he won’t panic or freeze when a monster surprises him 
just jaskier having the WORST time with geralt just fucking APPEARING behind him or making him carry severed monster limbs back to town or waking him up at 2 in the morning with a command to “Run. Now.”
jaskier just thinks he’s getting fucking HAZED while geralt is patting himself on the back for this excellent training program
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jae-o15 · 3 months
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So are we just not going to talk about how poetic it is that they're kissing during the last twilight of the day or..?
Because this :
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Is literaly driving me very insane
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taxi-boi · 3 months
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i think things need to stop keep happening to me one after the other after the other RIGHT NOW
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dailykugisaki · 2 months
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Day 100!!! | Id in alt
She's not at the right place, but she's still here regardless.
(messing with backgrounds again! I just wanted Kugisaki to look too real in an unreal kinda place💥 also!fyi. I will not be posting this week or at least a bit so I can hopefully see more posts Abt Palestine n ect and bc of the strike!! Just letting you all know!)
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chaotictomtom · 8 months
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distressing the amount of illustrations i wanna make since ive watched this movie for the 1st time in theater
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chainofclovers · 5 months
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Being a human is literally like this weird combo of being okay and not okay that goes on forever except there is also death
#(i'm fine)#(personally) (mostly) (really)#this has just been an absolutely terrible year for our planet and its people and animals#and it's fucking insane that as an american living in relative safety and comfort and experiencing the pleasures and guilt of that...#...i can experience this horrible yet ENTIRELY SURVIVABLE blend of acute pain over so many things at once#including war and genocide and the utter hopelessness of that#and also things like being really really sad that matthew perry's life was so hard and he died#and also so many bad and weird things have happened to family members this year but we mostly have the resources to come together and deal#which is amazing and bolstering and exhausting#and my brain still has space to be excited about writing and numb to writing and angry/impotent about writing#desperate for feedback yet private and retreat-y and weird#always hoping to hit upon The Perfect Thing :-/#and i live in a place that basically is not a democracy any more and also the u.s. is so cursed we've never been what we said we were#so a lot of my own perceived safety is incredibly fragile#but still so much more solid than what the people i am mourning for had#and none of the comparisons make a lick of sense and are in and of themselves deeply unfair#to the point that it's humiliating to feel guilt (making it about me) and simultaneously humiliating that i don't feel guilt *constantly*#and i have therapy this week but also this deep sense that while my therapist will be a fine person to talk to it will feel unuseful#i've always been a muddle of optimism and pessimism and i am very adamant that life is super beautiful and this is precisely why...#...all the violence in the world is so brutally devastating#it's just that the casserole of all these thoughts feels increasingly horrible#and feeling that way is 100% sane#and even intersectional frameworks and intentional attempts at gentleness only get you so far in the grapple#for meaning and for ideas of what to do#so i end up contacting my reps about various awful things#and zooming in and out on my fixations and having excellent days and terrible days#often dependent on what feels like a camera setting i only partially control#and i'm sure i'm not alone in feeling embarrassed that deep empathy and grief for people i've not met somehow ends up being...#...at least a sliver about ME and my little world#about me
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cassynite · 2 months
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neonsbian · 2 months
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actually sm should kill themselves for having nct wish's debut and taeyongs cb in the same month as tens solo debut 😐
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voxphantasma · 1 year
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starting this weeks neverafter having (mostly) avoided spoilers, drowning in this terrified energy
[IMAGE ID’S: 7 screenshots from episode 3 of dimension 20’s neverafter. the first one is a close up of zac with the caption “that was a fucking 23” and “(players cheering)”. the second one is of zac, murph, and emily sitting next to each other with the caption “do your freaking drawers see that?” (murph is the one speaking). the third one is of siobhan, ally, and lou sitting next to each other with the caption “do your new game mechanics see that?” (lou is the one speaking). the fourth one is of zac/murph/emily with the caption “does he experience woe from that, dude?” (murph is speaking). the fifth one is also of zac/murph, emily but with the caption “he experiences a w-h-o-a whoa” (emily speaking). the sixth one is of siobhan/ally/lou with the caption “it’s either this or crime, brennan. your choice” (lou speaking). and the final one is a close up of zac with the caption “i’m so fucking scared right now” /END ID’S]
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astranauticus · 8 months
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A thrilling and horrific tale of 5 strangers caught up in a mysterious supernatural conspiracy, will they uncover the secrets of the peculiar artefact bestowed upon them or will they fall to what lurks in the shadows? Find out in Curse of the Amulet, coming to a theatre (heh) near you this Halloween season!
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