cringefail mike truther in that he is not always good at flirting On Purpose (but luckily will loves it anyway) and gets flustered easily and says the most out of pocket shit and cracks bad jokes to lighten the tension and has a train wreck of an internal monologue and is so well practiced at running mental gymnastics to avoid his issues that he could win gold at the olympics. NOT a cringefail mike truther in that he is bumbling and useless and incapable of holding a weapon without killing himself and screams like a little girl in the face of danger and is a total damsel in distress and, for some reason, wins every poll asking “who’s the worst at ___” even if it’s something he’s canonically good at
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New oc reveal and these guys are in shared custody with @beefy-the-stronk
All you need to know so far is that the human on the left got cursed by the fairy on the right so the logical course of action is to become roommates with him
They are also being chased by guards/cops all the time
Character set and story will be tagged under "Cursed to Charm" from this point onward
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So the other day Foolish showed Philza his new shark fin boots which have cute little faces on them and give him both water breathing and dolphin's grace
Foolish: yeah its kinda weird it makes me think when I put them on I'm putting my feet like... either into that or-
Phil: Yeah, I wouldn't think too much about it
It was at that moment I was reminded that these things exist and now headcanon that Foolish's new fin shoes are actually these cursed fish slippers
Do you see my vision? Cuz I sure wish I didn't and if I have to think about this I'm taking you all down with me.
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“Red team was so selfish looking past the cursed team like that” listen man they were thinking about it often, and had evidence they were cursed too. They were convinced they were cursed too. Bad (with Pierre’s help I’ll be honest) singlehandedly destroyed any sort of civil relations and good faith between the two teams and this shot Blue in the foot when they tried to make the case about them being cursed last minute, about trying to rig it in the cursed teams favor.
There was never a cursed team in the first place, it was all a tactic to build paranoia and that feeling of betrayal and to get them to tear eachother a part. And it worked super well! At the end, neither would listen to the other about their evidence, not with an honest open ear, not with the willingness to think the other team could be cursed. It’s not a case of ‘Red just refused to listen because they wanted to win more than they cared’ they thought they were cursed too - if they were selfish, then so were Blue in the same way.
Every time Red had tried to talk first early on, it was met with extreme violence - and with Bad consistently proving he’ll play dirty to win, they didn’t trust Blue enough to listen to them in the later game. Maybe they should have listened then. Maybe Blue have listened earlier. The game worked as intended to set them against eachother.
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okay but a point in a post from @everything-but-the-not-natural has me thinking about geralt desensitizing jaskier the way he does all of his roaches so he won’t panic or freeze when a monster surprises him
just jaskier having the WORST time with geralt just fucking APPEARING behind him or making him carry severed monster limbs back to town or waking him up at 2 in the morning with a command to “Run. Now.”
jaskier just thinks he’s getting fucking HAZED while geralt is patting himself on the back for this excellent training program
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So are we just not going to talk about how poetic it is that they're kissing during the last twilight of the day or..?
Because this :
Is literaly driving me very insane
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Day 100!!! | Id in alt
She's not at the right place, but she's still here regardless.
(messing with backgrounds again! I just wanted Kugisaki to look too real in an unreal kinda place💥 also!fyi. I will not be posting this week or at least a bit so I can hopefully see more posts Abt Palestine n ect and bc of the strike!! Just letting you all know!)
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