Love the idea of each previous hero's journey being mostly lost to time, such that each time the cycle starts again absolutely no one picks up the very obvious clues that might lead them to the hero.
Oh, you've named your blond haired blue eyed child Link, have you? That's a good name!
Oh, he's found a strange red and white maned horse he's named epona who has utterly bonded with him? How unusual!
Yes, the princess Zelda is the same age, isn't she? What a good omen for the family!
We know he doesn't talk much, but he's the sweetest lad, don't worry!
Don't fret, dearie, his wanderlust will abate when he grows up, I'm sure it won't get him in too much trouble before then.
Prodigious little swordsman, isn't he? He would make a great knight if he wanted to when he's older!
Oh? Rumours about a long forgotten temple in the woods? How strange! Are you sure it's not just the children telling stories?
Look at him in his armoured green outfit! That hat looks lovely on him - where did you find it?
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POV: you’re the son of a qing court official and your venerable teacher has just paused his lesson on ideal confucian masculinity to give the class a PSA about the temptations of running off and becoming a taoist monk
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[pins up a bunch of photos, articles, and drawings and connects them with red string]
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if i got a quarter every single time i saw a comment about a possession character that was like "It's kind of terrifying and sad, I think deep down [character] was still conscious and aware, forced to watch the atrocities they were committing unable to stop the blah blah blah controlling them blah blah" i'fd have so many goddamn quarters
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peak character type is "guy of any age is a cocky jerk BUT is unfailingly kind to children"
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the byIer fandom really is a hivemind bc every time i think i came up with a cool fic idea i'll eventually see posts or fics from other writers spring up showing tht we all had the same exact idea down to even the same exact nitty-gritty details and headcanons for them without ever interacting with each other at all. like... bro. 💀 We're Connected..
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straight women romance books: *makes a polycule* this is a reverse harem 💁
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Break 🤝 Ebisu - waiting for years to die and then realizing when the time comes that they want to live...
anon i don't know who you are or what prompted you to send this, but....... yes, I suppose? but also Ow why did you have to make me think of this
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also its very funny bc choosing a misdeeds mission will have mistos going up to you and being like 😒 do you REALLY wanna do this one. like the one im doing rn is about this sibling who was like hey. i dont want my sister to date. kill the guy shes dating. and mistos was like this is mushy relationship stuff and i dont wanna get involved :///// and when i get there, shalvas starts the battle with smth along the lines of i really dont want to do this but here we go. literally what is his deal
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raaaaaaagh now officially asking you to rant about wandersong>:))))))
AAAAAAAAAAAAA i don't even remember what i was gonna rant about but just. goddamn!!! i just love the bard and miriam so fucking much and also my nonbinary ass is shaking hands with the bard so hard. wish i was a funny little bard guy with the most ambiguous gender ever
also just. god. i found a headcanon that they named themselves on the spot when miram and saphy asked and i find that so funny. i think they also should name themself bard bc holy shit that's even funnier
i also just need audrey to blow up RIGHT NEOW. bard may forgive her but i sure as hell don't
and also I LOVE THE OVERSEERS AND THEIR LIL FAIRY GUYS SO MUCH. ESP THE MOON FAIRY AND THE SUN FAIRY AND ALSO THE HEART AND DREAM FAIRIES.
and also i just. AGUHHHHHHHHH
it's just so good and the ost is so good and the LITTLE DETAILS are so good and i LOVE this FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
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“shoujo high school romance manga needs to stop vilifying teenage girls and turning them solely into mean petty two-faced shallow love rivals without good reason for the female lead” and “hozuki calling moeka a bitch was the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever read” are two statements that ABSOLUTELY can and should coexist
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There are maybe 5 passionate tntduo shippers who I trust completely. The rest of them I'm convinced would have been Drarry shippers in another lifetime
i'm not saying i agree or disagree but i would print this ask out and frame it if i could
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watching movies with dad is so funny he'll put something on and throughout the entire thing he'll complain about it having conflicts and plot-points necessary to move the story along, which, you know, movies are known to have
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I ujst feel like constantly making posts about how much better villain characters Always are than the protagonists and how bad you wish more media existed where they comically win has the same energy as people who are like luigi is actually the best character inmario because mario is more popular than him and hes such an underrated character like. No hes not. You know in your heart of hearts that is not true. This is an opinion i and everyone else on planet earth formed at 12 years old
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