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tom-bakers-scarf · 8 months
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Spotted this in a second hand bookshop and the whiplash I felt was so strong that I think I’ve discovered another 12 stages of grief
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RESIDENT EVIL BODY TYPES THE SEQUEL!
part one...!
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firep0wder · 1 year
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The Starry Night, Vincent Van Gogh//Hermitcraft 9: a minute to reflect, Joe Hills//Hermitcraft Season 8 Finale Animation - How Far We've Come, Chrisrin//The Starry Night, Wikipedia page//Hermitcraft VIII 1035 Final Impact, Xisumavoid////Hermitcraft S8: I Joined Hermitcraft! | Episode 1, PearlescentMoon//HermitCraft 8 ep 20 - End Times With Scar!, Joe Hills
#web weaving#hermitcraft#hc s8#hc s9#starry night#van gogh#joe hills#I feel so corny making web weaves but this is so real to me. do you understand. there wasn't a village there but they decided there should#and now there is. and it's famous and beautiful and made of so many little parts moving together. and the moon and did you get everything#you needed. and making new friends and reiterating the same thing time after time and finding new love and new joy and art to make with it#every time. the perspective of it all. the tiny world below full of so many huge all-encompassing lives.#we're all in this beautiful beautiful world together I tell you. and there's so much to reflect on and more to make and love and see#cries about it. do you understand there's so much in this beautiful beautiful world and we're in it together isn't that amazing.#you can see the shopping district from here. you can see jevin's castle layered over false's you can see bdubs's crastle and joint and the#spawn river and the April fools aliens and the pinball machine and Atlantis and etho's base peeking out from behind like a speck of green#sprouting out from the dirt and new life he's like this to me 🌱 that's etho's base. do you understand. and you can see I buy and the rocket#shop and the slime shop and false beans and the bridge Zed and grian used to transport afkango to the shopping district. ohhhh my god#everything in the world is connected do you see. it's so beautiful. ohhh my god#mine craft.#fp.txt#fav
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anannua · 2 years
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threadsun · 8 months
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Anonymous Asks: "Baker Jean AU
Where Jean got tired of his parents and decided to use his own money to learn how to bake in univeristy and is independent, meaning he doesn't need to depend on his parents for everything. Soon, the media moved on and Jean slowly settled into his cozy and calm village baker life. Sure some people recognize him here and there but it's still peaceful. How would Jean meet MC? Would Jean's yandere tendencies be calmer now since he's free from his parents and he gets to achieve his dream?"
Content: yandere tendencies, sneaking bodily fluids into food, breaking and entering, manipulation
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Jean meets you when you first move into the village. There's a grocery store you could go to, sure, but you have to go into the nearest town and it doesn't have the number of bread options you're used to. So you figure trying the cute little bakery down the high street is a good idea
He knows everyone in the village, at least by face. It's a tiny place, there's only about 50 buildings and maybe a hundred people in the whole thing. So when you come into his little bakery, he knows you're new immediately
Of course he turns on the charm and points out all of his best and most expensive baked goods. You'd only gone in for a single loaf of bread, but you come out with your arms laden with bags filled with all sorts of pastries and cakes, cookies and loaves
They're borderline addictive. You can't stop thinking about how good his baking is. You try some of the bread at the grocery store, but it's nothing compared to his
Jean is, however, no less of a yandere in this AU. He becomes deeply obsessed with you after that first meeting. Your smile, your laugh, your stupid jokes and delightful ignorance of baked goods... He can't stop thinking about you
He starts to slip things into the baked goods he sets aside for you each day. The ones he knows you're going to buy because they're your favourites. He starts with just some spit, but quickly it ramps up to him cumming in the dough before he bakes it. And eventually into him dripping blood into it. He loves the thought of you consuming part of him, knowing you're walking around all day with a piece of him inside of you
Everyone knows everyone in this town. So of course he knows where you live. He knows everything going on in your life. And it's not hard to get your elderly neighbour to confide in him about where you keep your spare key
He's not above breaking into your house. To look around, to steal things, to leave little gifts behind. All while slowly charming you into friendship, and eventually more. He'll use all those handy acting skills to make sure you never find out what he's doing, that you never have a reason to leave him
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mokutone · 10 months
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I am so entranced by ur style it's crayzay . . . I adore how you draw Sakura and Kakashi they're so silly goofy
thank youuu!!!!!! :^D i love drawing them, especially interacting together, i think there's SUCH a wealth of possibility that kishimoto failed to exploit in his storytelling that could lead to detailing parallels between the two of them—and woudln't it be a bit fitting if she ends up being, in many ways, the one most like kakashi? the one left behind?
#yamswers#rosetylerisms#ILL GO INSANE IF I START TALKING TOO MUCH ABOUT IT AGAIN BUT. LISTEN#THEYRE SO ALIKE IN SO MANY WAYS !#all of the kids are like kakashi a little bit and i know sasuke was intended to present the most direct parallels but sasuke is#well. whatever. im not going to get into it BUT the point is#at the very least. while sasuke was off with orochimaru and naruto was off with jiraiya#sakura and kakashi stayed in the village while sakura learned under tsunade#i would NOT be surprised if they met up for lunch every so often so kakashi could get updates on at least ONE of his student's educations#and when you spend time with people you inevitably reflect them in minute undetectable ways#my point is that one day they go out to lunch all of them all together as adults (sai naruto sasuke sakura yamato kakashi)#and sakura and kakashi pick up their meals in exactly the same way at the same time and its just that. just such a small tiny thing#meaningless#but everyone else is like “Huh ?”#AND THERES NO ANSWER TO THAT HUH! BECAUSE ITS A MEANINGLESS GESTURE ! its just a way of holding a bowl! a coincidence of timing !#but all the same everyone is like what the fuck sakura is like kakashi in this small way. and naruto points it out to her because he knows#it will piss her off#and it does. she's still the one who criticizes kakashi the most brutally. and sai is just baffled about what any of this matters for#but he doesn't want sakura to get bullied alone he's Trying To Be Nice so he starts immitating both sakura and kakashi.#WHICH MAKES SAKURA MORE MAD#and sasuke is like woa things are different than when i left. and he's just observing.#and yamato doesn't have anything to add this is massively entertaining for him. dinner and a show? watching kakashi get dunked on? say less#god. “i'll go insane if i start talking too much about it again” me @ me: darling i think you're insane to begin with.#MY POINT IS. SHE IS HER LADY'S STUDENT. AND HER SENSEI'S STUDENT. and it should SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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theradioghost · 1 year
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we were poking around surveying the new place’s garden since we’ve started buying plants and such for the growing season and found this 1980s spice jar shaped like a house buried in one of the beds. i will admit that I am a little bit obsessed
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wyvernslovecake · 28 days
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Killer: Kid, do you really think it's a good idea for us to be so close to the edge of the forest?
Kid: Red Hair said as long as we didn't start shit, we were free to move inland. Weren't you telling me the other day you were getting just as sick of being cooped up in the ship?
Killer: I'd take that over coming across a bear. The giants in the tavern told me the woods is crawling with them.
Shriek: Yeah, there's so many bears here they stink up the whole woods. And the trees are all hairy too. The roots are pretty sturdy though.
Kid Pirates: *staring up at the leg of the gigantic Elbafian bear whose claws Shriek is scurrying through*
Shriek: What?🤨 Did you want to pet the trees? They're really soft! And there's pieces of fish in 'em! *picks out a scrap of mackerel and nibbles it*
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majimassqueaktoy · 1 year
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The way Saejima has such a calm, soothing domestic streak to his personality is one of my very favourite things about him.
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blitheringbongus · 2 months
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Can't believe Scar saw a rapidly approaching, dishevled mumbo and went "he's so cute." I need to run unorthodox experiments on them.
IKR SAME OMG
They’re literally perfect for each other <- delusional
But seriously they have so much lore together in my silly brain and the few interactions they do have (WHICH HAS BEEN INCREASING A LOT LATELY MAY I ADD) has been FUELING the fire rapidly and gods gods GODS do I have many thoughts about them
#literally making an illustration type comic on Mumbos whole vampire timeline#Scar will be next with his vex schenanigans..#the worst part is I always cycle like three to five different backstory’s in my brain for these two I CANNOT decide#but now that I’ve written a short ficlet (that no one will see unless asked) abt a few scenes of Mumbos backstory I think I’m pretty set on-#-his part#Scar tho??? no clue#I have the Hotguy backstory (which I daydream about WAY too much) I have the apocalypse backstory. I have the single player raised by villa-#-gers for years and years cuz his mom dropped him off in the single player world when Scar wasn’t conscidered a player yet since he was an-#-infant cuz it was a teen pregnancy and she was too scared to tell anyone so she just dropped him off with the villagers never to be seen#again. and since it was technically HER single player world when Scar DID grow up old enough to be recognized as a player he couldn’t#access any of the 'exit world' stuff or anything like that since it wasn’t his world#and then like a watcher or smth pulled him out of it so that Scar could be put through the horrors of gun related things for experimentstuff#and then there’s the backstory of where scar IS a watcher. like not a person turned watcher he was BORN (if you could say that) a watcher#and like the other watchers wanted to do an experiment of basically 'could a watcher if stripped of its memories and placed in a people-#-world be able to produce its own feelings and emotions?' and so they did that to Scar but they didn’t place him there as a baby no. they#placed him there as a full grown man so bros even more confused. and when the life series stuff started he had exactly one ☝️ dream per#Series and it was tiny little snippets of his watcher self but he didn’t know that it’s him but like he felt a strange pull towards these#dreams so that’s basically the reason why he kept coming back to the life games even tho they hurt him deeply as we all know#and then when he won secret life the secret keeper asked him what his wish was now that he’s won and he didn’t ask to know who he was and#where he came from (since he just appeared one day as a full grown man with no identification) since he’s made peace with that maybe it is#better not to know. so instead he asked abt the dreams he always has in these series and wth their abt and the context and stuff#and then BAM the secret keeper just drops all that information on him and he has an identity crises :D#anyways. I put both of these guys through many horrors I just have so many ideas for scar specifically. oh also there’s that backstory where#hes an assasin guy and he feels rlly guilty abt it when he gets split in half (gtws and btws) cuz like he has morals now apparently?? also#it explains the scammer stuff cuz he was a HUGE scammer bacl them#asks#hermitcraft#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#redscape
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bhalspawn · 5 months
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also why does alduin first attack helgen of all places. like. my dude
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grafzahl · 1 year
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1) the main character in DE has a very specific cadence, your shitposts sounds like him. 2) he's obsessed with a fantasy book series about a buff barbarian dude. talks about it like you talk abt asterix. 3) french
I'm going to say I'm flattered, but maybe I ought not to be. Can anyone enlighten me as to who this is.
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Re: me having a lifelong crush on the wife from norbit. Why were we supposed to sympathize with norbit. HOW were we supposed to sympathize with him
#you want me to sympathize with the guy whos trying to cheat on his sexy hilarious wife who would turn anyone who was mean to her#loved ones inside out?? you want me to feel bad for him for having my dream girl??? die#theyre in their 30s or 40s and his wife is still killing it in a new (clearly effort filled and expensive) outfit every day?#like yeah shes mean. she was mean when he married her she didnt get more or even less mean. he knew what she was like#bc shes 100% honest about who she is!!! you want me to feel bad for him for marrying a woman out of self pity?? and staying with her bc he#sucks too much to divorce her so she can be with someone whos right for her????#im sorry its been like 16 years and im still mad. like that lady norbit was into (do not remember her name) was nice iirc and didnt do#anything wrong and if he hadnt been like. a married man of like 10 years there wouldnt be anything wrong w it besides him being like#one of those guys whos like heem heem self pity im just a little guy and my life is bad but bc i have no agency :(#like bro we all have agency. it came free with your humanity#i never stopped thinking abt how that movie framed rasputia (the wife) as a jealous mean spirited woman for...trying to stop#her husband from cheating on her like....come ON#women dont win!!! in the 2000s women lose!!! women dont even get to lose in accurate and realistic ways they just die and sob#in ways that are clearly written by men!!!!!#im angry bc im thinking about carmela soprano again. thinking also about that video where the lady talks about how hot conservative 20 yr#olds defend a system that treats them like property bc theyre 'hot property' and the system gives them inherent value over other women#but then when they get a scary diagnosis their husband leaves them for the 24 yr old at his office who doesnt need emotional effort#carmela should have killed her entire family and run away to italy to live in a tiny village making vinegar with furio for the rest of#their long happy lives you cannot change my mind#the kids suck AND take after tony. i want carmela to LEAVE#tony almost got a pass for being non homophobic towards vito (new babygirl number 1) but the way everyone else was homophobic#was so funny that he loops back around into being dislikable for not gay bashing vito#that said im not including vito in this post bc thats a different thing but GOD i want him to fall in love w the pretty antique shop guy#and open a shop together with him and get two of those crusty white dogs affluent gay men love#GIVE VITO LOVE. MY BABYGIRL VITO
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wowbright · 1 year
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I watched Knock At The Cabin and I'm not sure how I feel about it but it was better than I expected. I mean, at this point with M Night Shyamalan I just go in prepared for deep disappointment, and I didn't get that!
#knock at the cabin#m night shyamalan#or according to my dictation app#I'm not sure I'm all in#which isn't that far off really#I mean it's exactly how I feel about his movies#after the shitty ending to unbreakable#I mean otherwise unbreakable was a great movie#I truly enjoyed signs but I know a lot of people didn't either because the religious stuff was too much or because why the hell#would aliens who can't come into contact with liquid water without severe injury#come to this planet of all places#but hey maybe it's only fresh liquid water!#maybe saltwater/ocean water are just fine!#and they thought liquid fresh water is only a tiny fraction of what exists on our planet compared to saline#they can totally avoid it!#I didn't hate the village I appreciated what it was trying to do but still it was a little clunky#somehow I totally missed the one with Mark Wahlberg and the killer trees#definitely did not see his Airbender one#did see the girl in the water and again that was okay but also meh#I can't go into all the reasons why because I don't remember#except that again he does tend to be a wee bit heavy handed with the spiritual themes#which I guess happened again here in knock at the cabin#but Jonathan groff did his groffing and that redeemed a lot if it#jonathan groff#!!!!#and I do always love the Philadelphia and neighboring counties references#looks like peacock also has the sixth sense so he thinks I'm going to rewatch that one#poor M Night Shyamalan his first movie is still his best#it's not even a contest
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hearnoweevil · 1 year
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spiritofjustice · 8 months
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i don’t mean to do it really but i also find it really funny that any time i write a fic and it includes Abbot that i reference the fact that he is short. i just love that he is short so much i can’t help but bring it up
this is what it feels like every time i bring it up
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