Anonymous Asks: "Baker Jean AU
Where Jean got tired of his parents and decided to use his own money to learn how to bake in univeristy and is independent, meaning he doesn't need to depend on his parents for everything. Soon, the media moved on and Jean slowly settled into his cozy and calm village baker life. Sure some people recognize him here and there but it's still peaceful. How would Jean meet MC? Would Jean's yandere tendencies be calmer now since he's free from his parents and he gets to achieve his dream?"
Content: yandere tendencies, sneaking bodily fluids into food, breaking and entering, manipulation
Jean meets you when you first move into the village. There's a grocery store you could go to, sure, but you have to go into the nearest town and it doesn't have the number of bread options you're used to. So you figure trying the cute little bakery down the high street is a good idea
He knows everyone in the village, at least by face. It's a tiny place, there's only about 50 buildings and maybe a hundred people in the whole thing. So when you come into his little bakery, he knows you're new immediately
Of course he turns on the charm and points out all of his best and most expensive baked goods. You'd only gone in for a single loaf of bread, but you come out with your arms laden with bags filled with all sorts of pastries and cakes, cookies and loaves
They're borderline addictive. You can't stop thinking about how good his baking is. You try some of the bread at the grocery store, but it's nothing compared to his
Jean is, however, no less of a yandere in this AU. He becomes deeply obsessed with you after that first meeting. Your smile, your laugh, your stupid jokes and delightful ignorance of baked goods... He can't stop thinking about you
He starts to slip things into the baked goods he sets aside for you each day. The ones he knows you're going to buy because they're your favourites. He starts with just some spit, but quickly it ramps up to him cumming in the dough before he bakes it. And eventually into him dripping blood into it. He loves the thought of you consuming part of him, knowing you're walking around all day with a piece of him inside of you
Everyone knows everyone in this town. So of course he knows where you live. He knows everything going on in your life. And it's not hard to get your elderly neighbour to confide in him about where you keep your spare key
He's not above breaking into your house. To look around, to steal things, to leave little gifts behind. All while slowly charming you into friendship, and eventually more. He'll use all those handy acting skills to make sure you never find out what he's doing, that you never have a reason to leave him
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Killer: Kid, do you really think it's a good idea for us to be so close to the edge of the forest?
Kid: Red Hair said as long as we didn't start shit, we were free to move inland. Weren't you telling me the other day you were getting just as sick of being cooped up in the ship?
Killer: I'd take that over coming across a bear. The giants in the tavern told me the woods is crawling with them.
Shriek: Yeah, there's so many bears here they stink up the whole woods. And the trees are all hairy too. The roots are pretty sturdy though.
Kid Pirates: *staring up at the leg of the gigantic Elbafian bear whose claws Shriek is scurrying through*
Shriek: What?🤨 Did you want to pet the trees? They're really soft! And there's pieces of fish in 'em! *picks out a scrap of mackerel and nibbles it*
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1) the main character in DE has a very specific cadence, your shitposts sounds like him. 2) he's obsessed with a fantasy book series about a buff barbarian dude. talks about it like you talk abt asterix. 3) french
I'm going to say I'm flattered, but maybe I ought not to be. Can anyone enlighten me as to who this is.
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