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#this reads like an incorrect quote
bubblesandpages · 28 days
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Soldier: . . . It wasn't you? . . . You didn't order the assassination?
Thorkell: Why in the world would I ever order someone else to do my killing?!
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number1abbasupporter · 4 months
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Sirius: i’m gay
James: that’s cool mate
James: everyone has gay thoughts though
Remus:
Peter:
Sirius:
Remus: boy do i have news for you
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regeditt · 2 months
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james: i love it when you speak french
regulus: voulez vous coucher avec moi?? ce soir??
james: what's that mean
regulus: don't worry about it
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fromjannah · 9 months
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nimona was fantastic <3
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apoetsworld · 1 year
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Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie
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l3viat8an · 5 months
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Solomon: *T-posing in the kitchen doorway at the demon lords castle* Greetings, Barbatos!
Barbatos:*Not looking up from his morning tea* Good morning, problem child.
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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year
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[Lucifer gives MC a treat from the human world]
Lucifer: Good job lately, now excuse me a moment
Upper Class Demon: What IS that!?
[Lucifer turns and sees MC gnawing on their snack like a deprived animal]
Lucifer:
Lucifer (grabbing the spray bottle) : WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
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raeofgayshine · 2 years
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Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?
Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.
Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.
Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??
Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.
Clark: What.
Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.
Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.
Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?
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veinsfullofstars · 14 days
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Daroach: *slaps roof of DMK* This bad boy can fit so much salt in- *is soundly punted into the sun by DMK*
(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Daroach and Dark Meta Knight having a snack break and being silly, based off of this incorrect quote. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)
I told myself this would just be a quick sketch. Y'know. Like a liar. Anyway, thank you for the inspo, @incorrect-star-allies! (I hope you don't mind that I took some liberties with the quote. ^^' I can never resist adding some extra characterization, haha.)
Started 03/14/24, finished 03/15/24.
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Transcript:
Panel 1
*DMK sits on the ground in his cape and armor, his mask tilted up to the top of his head as he prepares to take a bite out of a foil-wrapped burrito, one eye opened to glance towards our left. Daroach - holding up a container of strawberries in his paws - enters from our left and plops down beside the knight (SFX: POF).*
Daroach: Hey, sunshine! Whatcha eatin'? (Looks tasty!)
Panel 2
*DMK tilts his mask down as he chews, the burrito now turned to show a single bite taken out of it. Daroach turns his head to look slightly over the knight's shoulder, leaning heavily on one paw and idly digging into the container of strawberries set between his feet with the other.*
DMK: Eh, you wouldn't like it. It's really salty.
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*Daroach turns back to lift a strawberry towards his open mouth, smiling smugly with his eyes shut and brows high.*
Daroach: Heh, y'sure about that? After all, I like you, don't I?
*DMK turns to squint at the thief through the visor of his mask, red lines of irritation shooting off from him in little zigzags.*
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incorrect-lu-quotes · 13 days
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Wild: What's a book that made you cry? I need some sad book recommendations.
Twilight: Romeo and Juliet was tragic.
Warriors: The Fault in Our Stars made me sob for days.
Hyrule: General Mathematics, 6th Edition.
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Neil: I mean, if I ever bleed out I’ll think about this conversation
Nicky:…
Nicky: I think I’d rather you think about a doctor
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padawansuggest · 1 year
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Obi-Wan: Cody. Oh sweet sweet, good man Cody. I just don’t think we could be together.
Cody: Oh. Um. Is it because I’m a clone?
Obi-Wan: *trying not to admit that he would literally go insane and either try and steal the whole army, or kill the chancellor if he admitted to his feelings* Well. It’s… a conflict of interests.
Cody: *well versed in Kenobi speak, which is why he knows that doesn’t add up* What?
Anakin: *taking out his headphones ten feet away* He said you guys have conflicting mental illnesses.
Cody: That’s not-
Obi-Wan: No no, that fits the situation pretty well, actually.
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You know those fanfictions hit different when you have school the next day and it's already 3:45 am
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 7 months
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“Andrew doesn’t live for himself anymore.” You guys don’t get it. People who say he doesn’t care or love his family is so so wrong. Andrew is trying his fucking best to live and his family is all he has. Neil is what got Andrew to start living but nicky and Aaron helped Andrew to survive himself. (There’s no Andrew without Aaron and nicky)
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insomniac-dormouse · 4 months
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Them<3
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@nerves-nebula
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vanidrabbles · 4 months
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Neuvillette: [fully immersed in a new case file, listening to classical music, occasionally sipping his water glass, very focused]
Furina: [upside down on his office's couch] Do you think lakelight lilies have feelings?
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