#this post slapped me in the face

[whyoneartheven]

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

#i'm honestly curious #i would have just made the post #but i don't want people to be worried abt me slapping myself in the face XD #evie rambles #okee dokee back to school now #help i need sleep #maybe being quarantined is making me go insane #i haven't talked to anyone outside my family for like over 2 weeks bc we've been sick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[demigods-posts]

the rain in the show representing poseidon. sally comforting percy in the rain before he fights the minotuar. both of his parents were there for him that night.

#this piece of slapped me in the face today #thought i'd share it #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #percy jackson #sally jackson #poseidon

[badlydrawnronpa]

Have you ever read homestuck? Because i love that your art style is similar to homestuck but with danganronpa characters (idk if whatever i said has sense)

#admin post #no yeah. no. yah. yeah you nailed it #this felt like getting slapped in the face after turning a corner HDGSFDSBFSDFSD but yeah #i painted myself grey and all that #i still think abt them (the sillies) #i ran an hs blogs before this one so obv the influence stuck (lol) around #i drew so much HS over the years its impossible for it to not have influenced me a bit #anyway always fun when new people find out abt my past fandoms thru my artstyle

[captain-shortyyy]

hey

#cynthia literally helped me realize i was non-binary y’all #i was questioning for so long and always just pushed it to the back of my mind when thinking abt it for too long #but seeing cynthia was just like a nb slap in the face #bro forced me into gender #rise of the pink ladies #grease rise of the pink ladies #rotpl #grease rotpl #cynthia zdunowski #grease: rise of the pink ladies #lesbian #lesbians be lesbianing #posted before SAG-AFTRA fan content clarification was given

[lizard-dumbass]

How the fuck does Terzo feel like he's shorter than the other papas even though they're all the same fucking guy underneath the costume

#everytime i remember that papas i ii iii and iv are all the same height because they're all tobias forge it slaps me in the face #lizard-dumbass talks about stuff #text post #ghost #ghost bc #ghost the band #the band ghost #terzo #papa iii #papa iv #copia popia #cardinal copia #secondo #papa emeritus lll #papa emeritus iv #tobias forge

[nightshadehoney]

“Tomgregs did not win actually. Tom bought Greg like piece of furniture; he only likes having power over someone!” 

First, I think you have to be being delibrately obtuse to not see that there is affection between them. 

But also: So? Who cares? Not Greg. Greg wants someone to take care of him and give him a bunch of money because he likes not sleeping in churches and also money=love to him. Tom is clearly on board to be that for him for the foreseeable future no matter how much of a fuck up Greg is. They’re both getting whatever it is out of this relationship that they want. Good for them! Love wins!   

#if i wanted someone to have power over I would pick someone who doesn't constantly betray me and hasn't slapped me full across the face #but that's just me #tomgreg #succession spoilers #hbo succession #succession season 4 #succession #succession posting #greg hirsch #cousin greg

[fakecats]

you don't have to fight alone anymore

#drew this at 2 am last night before i finished EP and #the scenes in the mountains already killed me but looking at this after finishing the game #pain and suffering over my own drawing #also #im so good at picking the wrong answers in games. during this scene i picked the option where MAYA FUCKING SLAPS HIIM?? TWICE? #and i didnt have a previous save so i couldnt go back . this is my Im sorry for slapping you twice in the face tatsuya Piece #then at the end #did not expect tatsuya to kiss maya #THEN KNOCK HER OUT ?? bro had to make a statement before he went to superhell #my art 💫 #my post 🔮 #digital art #persona 2 #persona 2 eternal punishment #persona 2 fanart #tatsuya suou #maya amano #tatsuya p2 #maya p2 #persona 2 eternal punishment fanart #persona fanart

[climbdraws]

sorry for not posting more art, I've been feeling really weary of posting stuff considering how much stuff gets stolen & resold...especially since I sell my own art...maybe I wouldn't care so much if I wasn't making merch but it's getting to a breaking point

#idk...its huge watermarks noise filters small file jpegs cropped images or its just posting them and dealing with the consequences #i dont care about people tracing my art anymore its people mass producing sticker packs or selling my prints #i keep prices affordable cause i know a lot of people dont have disposable income especially right now.so its like an extra slap in the face #when someone buys stolen work cause its $1 cheaper 🫠 #idk its just tiring and makes me not want to post art...but i am working on stuff 🫡

[stiffyck]

Just remembered the time when a random dude tried to kiss me.

I sold him a ticket. He was being all flirty and I was not interested. I was doing my job, he was on our train without a ticket and he was a dickhead. I was very clear with the fact that I was not interested in him.

I sell him his low-cost ticket and send him on his way to the back of the train where people with a low-cost ticket are supposed to be.

Two stations later when he's getting off he comes up to me while I'm standing outside of the train, waiting and looking if anyone needs any help, and he walks up to me, doesn't say a thing and puts his finger under my chin and TRIES TO LEAN IN FOR A KISS.

I move away. obviously. Very visibly angry.

He tries to go for it AGAIN and this time I step away and he finally leaves.

If he tried it again I would have slapped him.

This is such a random thing but it still baffles me that this man I have never seen before, tried to KISS ME. TWICE. WHILE I WAS DOING MY JOB.

#idk what the point of this post is but it STILL MAKES ME SO ANGRY? BECAYSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #DID HE THINK I WOULD SWOON OVER HIM AND KISS HIM AND FUCK HIM ON THAT PLATFORM??? #DID HE THINK ID GIVE HIM MY NUMBER???? #WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE THOUGHT PROCESS THERE #LIKE DO MEN GENUINELY THINK WOMEN LIKE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY? THAT THEY WANT A RANDOM MAN TO JUST KISS THEM? #WITHOUT PERMISSION????? #he was so fucking lucky i didnt wanna get in trouble and i didnt slap him right in the face #stiff talk #cw assault #idk what to tag this #ask to tag

[cartoonchaos]

not to count my beagles before they hatch but god i am so happy about welcome home i’m so happy autistic gay puppet horror is a genre now. if i see a single clown try and call this project a clone or “yet another indie horror project” I will commit unspeakable acts of violence. I’d already made up my mind that I’d trudge through a thousand gartens of banban if it gets us one more don’t hug me i’m scared. I will spend ten thousand nights at freddy’s if it gets us more than one. there is infinite potential in the joy and terror of gaining sentience under strict structure. there are a million different bright colors that haven’t been used yet. Greet oversaturation like a neighbor, for it is always better to have an abundance of bad art than a shortage of art.

#i was going to end this post with a trademark slap in the face final sentence bit #but sometimes being sincere is more important #you don’t need me to reiterate how gay the puppets are you can see them with your eyes #gay ass puppets #loony rambles #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #clownillustrations #don’t hug me i’m scared #indie horror

[thorarms]

Why is every piece of loki merch i see so tacky and so ugly

#this post is about the loki watch advert at the back of the new immortal thor comic #like yeah sure just slap a clip art of the helmet on the watch face who even gives a fuck anymore #theyve not even TRIED to do anything interesting with the hands or the notches round the face or even the shape of the watch itself #the numbers arent even all the same size #actual fucking travesty it makes me want to design my own just to spite whoever came up with it

[ganondoodle]

i really like tumblr bc despite its reputation i get way less annoying people being clowns on my posts on tiwtter i can mention literally anything i dont like about totk and you bet theres some guy that either gets really salty about me not worshipping the game like a god that can do no wrong or straight up get mad about what they IMAGINED i said

#ganondoodles talks #thankfully its not many #but still more than here #and yes i block people over that bc i dont need a clown spamming my notifications #“sounds like you just want more content” #HUH #they added TWO more map layers but me saying they could have left the shrines or titans models in the game is asking for too much more??? #the shrines/titans where ALREADY IN THERE just leave them in there and slap a green moss texture on it #me saying hey wouldnt this be cool to do with the titans after they stop funtioning is demanding more content #but ah yes id love colelcting even mroe than a thousand krog seed or hundreds of mayoi signa or 15 copies of the same vaguely dif link oufi #i dont need to have 500 options of items to glue to my arrows #making me scroll endlessly to find the item i need #im fine with 5 actually #soemtimes less is more #i want to bite some people #and i wish i had the confidence some of these have #just going on other peoples posts and loudly blaring in their face of what they think you said but 100% didnt #at least have the courtesy of making your own post to complain isntead of yelling it in my face #what do you think it will do? #lol #anyway #thanks for being much more bearable tumblr #ily <3

[leona-florianova]

Absolutely fascinated by how that director/cinematographer guy in Nope! was apparently obsessed with making documentaries or art films (from what we have seen) where animals hunted, killed and consumed each other. Where the action and the act of kill itself couldnt be enough, but it had to be artfully made. He filmed it himself with a camera of his own making and edited it all by himself too.. From what I understood, he was even quite renowned for it in certain circles.. But to make a living he had to direct cheap artless commercials..Like the one we have seen... filmed on a greenscreen backgrounds starring some gone era stars...Something nice that would appeal to the consumers. 

And then he got THE OFFER OF A LIFETIME.. And when he found out it really did fit his niche, he took it..and he shot it. But because  just capturing it wasnt enough, he continued. He had to have the perfect shot, with the perfect lighting, and perfect point of view. He had to be right there. It had to be his. He had to make THE IMPOSSIBLE SHOT.. And he did it..But it consumed him in the process...

#NOPE! #antlers holst #NOPE movie #thats passion and perfectionism baby it can destroy ya #or its the industry or the consumers that destroy ya... when faced with the fruit of your labor #or giant alien jelly fish #either way this movie slaps hard #text post #thoughts #oooh the spectacle #jordan peele you damn genius #nope spoilers #im frothing at the mouth i need to watch this movie at least 5 more times #nope 2022 #it was so filled with all sorts of different allegories that work in tandem and 1 theme #it makes me mad #and then its possible nobody will ever see that shot.. but he did it