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mzv11 · 9 months
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Monday Night Lust: Part 4 (1 of 2)
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Pairing: Raya & Roman
Warning: language, drinking, flirting, light choking
Word Count: 4.6K
A/N: If I had left this one chapter, it'd be 12K words. This is a build-up and I love their back and forth playful flirty banter. I love to hear your feedback. And as always, thanks for reading 😊
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Raya tossed her bags in the back of her car at the airport. She climbed into the driver’s seat and sighed loudly. “What a fuckin weekend!” She laughed. She took a few minutes to reflect before starting her car and driving home. She was sitting in traffic on I-4 when Jesse called. He lived in LA but he was her assistant and knew what time her flight landed. “Hey boss lady. How was Puerto Rico?” he laughed. “It was crazy. I was all ready for Italy, but I’ve been presented with a unique opportunity to work with your favorite person. Thankfully I can still cancel my flight and reservation.” Raya laughed. “Roman?!” Jesse squealed. “Yeah, they want him to do a BTS mini-doc for Summer Slam. He wants me to shoot it. Should I work with him when I know that good and damn well that I’m going to be fucking him the entire time? Says he’ll make sure I get the premium rate and we can “get to know each other better” whatever the fuck that means.” Raya laughed as traffic lurched forward a few feet. “It means that now it’s his turn to rearrange your insides!” Jesse laughed. “He’s done plenty of that!” Raya laughed.
“And what if he wants to…date you? You did say that he joked that you and him should hook up whenever y’all are in the same location. He can easily just call me and get your schedule. And I’d give it to him! He has a private jet and can just show up where you are to fuck. Literally cum and go!” Jesse laughed. “Damn, it really be your own people! You selling me out to Roman Reigns just like that?! How much is he paying you?” Raya muttered. “He’s not paying me, probably should tho. He took the time to ask me what your favorite restaurant on the beach was and then did some artsy shit then was going to be fine with just a goodnight kiss? The man is into you girl!” Jesse spoke. “Listen to this shit, he basically told me that he didn’t care if I fucked Damian while I was in PR cuz he would do it better when he saw me next. That clueless sex demon ate me until I cried. I can’t even begin to imagine how Roman’s going to top that!” Raya groaned, traffic inching slowly towards her exit. “HE DID WHAT?!” Jesse squealed into the phone. “After the album release party, he turned me into a feral fuckin fountain! It’s right up there with being tethered to the ceiling by a belt and feeling weightless on his shoulders as I came.” Raya laughed. “Whoa, WHOA! Which one did that?” Jesse asked cautiously. “Your fave when he had me flying to Denver for the night. He gets an A+ for creativity cuz…that shit was so hot!” Raya giggled, another call coming in. “Uh oh, we’ve conjured him up. We’ll talk later babe. I’ll tell him you said hi!” She laughed while hanging up to take Roman’s call.
“Roman, darlin’ you are supposed to be working.” Raya spoke excitedly, she was finally at an exit that would lead her home. “Say that again.” His voice was smooth and curious. That’s when Raya realized that the Texas had snuck out, she laughed. “Oh darlin? *he laughed* you’ve never asked but I’m from Texas.” She laughed, it had been a long time since anyone had asked her where she was from. “I would’ve bet money that you were from New York. Anyway, how was the rest of your trip? And why haven’t you posted pics of this finished tattoo? Can’t just post pics of you at a tattoo shop and NOT post the finished product. That’s so mean! Ooh, is it ugly?! I don’t care, I still wanna see it!” He laughed. She pulled up the pic of the finished product and sent it over to him. “The trip was…emotionally productive. Got told that I was too skinny, which is always a laugh. Wait until they see who Luis possibly brings home next.” Raya laughed as she pulled into her garage. “His name is Luis?! My name’s not Roman so I get it. Not everyone can have a name that flows off the tongue like Raya Williams. You will have to explain this ankle bracelet tattoo to me when I see you next week.” He laughed.
“Oh you’re seeing me next week? What makes you so sure that I’m going to want to shoot this documentary for you? What if I’d rather be laying on a beach on the Mediterranean tanning my thighs, getting romanced by Italian men and eating lemon gelato?” Raya laughed, she was excited about vacation even if she was alone, Damian was always in the thick of a storyline and needed to be at work. “That does sound pretty tempting. I got you on the Italian romance and I can offer you my pool and all the massages you want. And this Samoan hammer!” He growled softly. That was a very tempting offer. “My Tribal Chief, you're not playing fair! You know the Samoan hammer makes me act up!” Raya whined playfully, dropping her bags on her bedroom floor. “Now why would I ever want to play fair when it comes to you?” His voice dark and seductive. “I need you to elaborate cuz I have many questions.” She laughed. “And I’ll give you all your answers…later. Right now, Daddy’s gotta go to work. So get cozy on your couch, relax, order some food, have a glass of wine. We’ll talk later.”
Raya ordered dinner and jumped in the shower. She threw on her pajamas and cozied up on the couch to watch Raw. She was looking at her pictures from the weekend when a new email alert popped onto the screen. She tapped it open, it was this documentary proposal from Roman. “Ooh, he sent it early.” She clicked the attachment to open the PDF and before it could finish loading, the doorbell rang. Raya could hear his music hit on the TV as she grabbed the food from the cute college kid in the DoorDash hat. Raya was so busy watching Roman stroll down the ramp that she had forgotten about the email. He had a qualification match against Bobby Lashley for the US Championship at Money in the Bank. “This man refuses to let me live in peace! So damn fine.” She grumbled, remembering the email. It started off like the typical production proposal, but started getting flirty the more she read.
Things you’ll need:
Your director’s vision
Your strongest nerves cuz I’m going to get on them the entire time! 😉
Your iPad that I’m sure you’re reading this on
Your passport
Your favorite swimsuits but especially the gold one (my favorite)
At least one sundress; don’t make me explain this one
Light, flowy clothes cuz it’s hot
Vacation braids
Come Away With Me?
Raya looked up in time to see the ref raising Roman’s arm in victory. She text Jesse “Can u talk?!” Her screen lit up, he was FaceTiming her. “What’s wrong boss?” He laughed at the dazed look on her face. “This Samoan man just put the most insane pressure on me! Are you in on this?!” Raya sighed, sending Jesse a screenshot of the message. She laughed as his mouth slowly dropped open. “Wow, I’m impressed. Mans said “I hope you had fun with your little ex in Puerto Rico but that’s over!” What’s this gold bikini he’s talking about?” Jesse laughed. “Wait…my guy really said vacation braids! Oh you bout to get your BACK BLOWN OWT! We gone pray for you Booski.” Jesse cackled. “Who we praying for?” Shayna, Raya’s cousin spoke. “We praying for Raya. She’s been requested to…just check your phone she sent it in the group chat.” Jesse rolled his eyes. “Wayment, who sent this?! Oh lawd! A sundress and don’t make me explain? Vacation braids? Say you fuck black women without saying you fuck black women! The man is on demon time and I love that for you! What are you going to do?” She asked. “She’s gone say yes! She’s going to spend her birthday in Miami getting bounced around and eaten like a papaya! Italy isn’t sinking into the sea anytime soon. Unless it is.” Jesse laughed as they said goodbye and hung up. Roman never called and Raya nodded off before the show ended.
Raya slinked into the NXT office around noon to prepare for the show that night. “Some flowers just arrived for you. More of Damian trying to win you back? Gotta give it to him, he’s got good taste.” The front desk intern laughed. “Oh goodness.” Raya grumbled as she walked to her desk. Placed neatly in the middle was a huge tropical bouquet filled with her actual favorite flowers sprinkled in were a few red, white, orange and yellow roses. The arrangement had gathered a small audience. “There’s a card! Read the card!” Alina, one of the girls from wardrobe squealed.
I got word that these were more your vibe. Hopefully you look at them and think of me. See you soon.
Leati
She snapped a pic and texted him “Leati? Don’t know him.” She put the flowers in the corner of her desk and dove into her emails. A few minutes passed before he texted back, it was a voice note “You’ll meet him next week when you come to me.” Raya smiled every time she caught a glimpse of the flowers while she worked. How could she not think of him? She made the pic she snapped her wallpaper on her phone so she could look at them while she worked in the studio. At one point, she thought about looking more into this documentary Roman asked about, but she got busy with a new set piece and forgot. At the end of the night, Raya strapped the massive vase full of flowers into the passenger seat as she started the drive home. “I really need to get groceries…tomorrow.” She laughed, stopping to grab a massive salad from a cafe near Damian’s place. He was still visiting his family in Puerto Rico so she knew that she wouldn’t be running into him. Once she showered and got comfortable, she sat down to eat and think about this email from Roman. She was halfway through her salad when a FaceTime request from Roman flashed on her screen.
The face that popped into the screen was one of Raya’s favorite things: him in glasses and his hair down. “Aww here you go with the glasses and flowy goddamn hair! You look beautiful tonight. Thank you again for the flowers.” Raya laughed. “Hey beautiful. Show me where you put those flowers.” His voice smooth and sultry. Raya pushed herself up from the barstool, still chewing her food and walked through her home. “What’s for dinner?” He asked. “Steak chef salad.” She spoke, swallowing what was in her mouth. “Salad? You on a diet? Better not be trying to lose that ass!” He laughed deeply. “Oh not at all. Wanted something light since it’s late. *shows the flowers in her bedroom* I can see them from my bed.” She laughed, falling back onto the bed. “Perfect. I’m glad that you like them.” He laughed. “They had gathered quite the crowd at my desk. Of course everyone thought they were from Damian. I didn’t read the card out loud. Your secret is safe with me.” Raya spoke. No need to put a label on whatever this was…after Miami was a different story.
“About the proposal you sent over. How many times have you done that? Very smooth.” Raya questioned with a seductive smile. “First time. Did it work? Are you coming to see me? Girl, I been working on that since LA. I could’ve just come out and asked you to come see me and let me spoil you for your birthday but where’s the fun in that?” He laughed, his voice starting to darken. “So there’s no documentary you want me to shoot?” Raya pouted playfully, she knew there wasn’t any documentary. “We can make a few movies if you like. 😈 Baby girl, can you do me a quick favor?” He growled. “What does My Tribal Chief need?” Raya’s voice darkened as she propped the phone against her pillows. She crawled into her most perfect arch at the end of the bed so he could see her whole body in boyshorts and a bralette, laughing as he leaned forward into the camera. “Damn! I just wanted to see your toy drawer but this is better. Turn around and let Daddy see it from the back.” His voice was needy but firm. She laughed, as her phone alerted her to screenshots being taken. “Request denied, but enjoy your screenshots.” She spoke, playfully dropping her hips down to the bed hard, causing the phone to fall flat. She could hear him grumble but laugh, “You’re such a fuckin tease Raya!”
“Just make sure you keep that same energy when you’re here with me!” He growled. “Oh no doubt I will! Now why are you asking to see my toy drawer? Trying to see what I’m into? Your experiments have been fun.” Raya laughed, peeking into her bedside drawer. “So far everything I’ve wanted to do to you is something you’ve been into or are you just doing it to please me?” He questioned, finally sitting back in his chair. “Naw, you’re a surprising type of freaky and it’s kept things interesting. Are you requesting vacation braids or is it a suggestion?” She laughed. Her appointment had been set as soon as her PTO request was approved. “Simply a suggestion to make life easier. Although, I plan on keeping you too busy to spend time doing your hair. However, the gold bikini and the sundress are special requests. That bikini almost got you pulled up on in San Juan. I know you were with him but…he would’ve just had to be mad. What time would you like to come down here on Friday? I’m gonna book your flight.” He laughed. “Oh you’re booking my flight? Ain’t I special? Friday afternoon, I’m speaking to a video production class at a middle school. Their teacher wants them to hear the perspectives of minorities in the field, and I get to be the black lady. After that I suppose I’m all yours.” She sighed.
“Window or aisle?” He mumbled, she could see the reflection of his computer screen in his glasses. “Window. And you better not have me on Spirit! I’ll walk my ass back to Orlando just out of spite!” She laughed. “Baby don’t worry, I got you. Check your email.” He yawned. Raya opened the email on her laptop. “Virgin Atlantic? First class? You’ve already been in my pants, you don’t have to try so hard.” She laughed. “Yeah, but I’m trying to stay there.” He snapped back. “What do you have planned for me while I’m in Miami?” Raya asked, shaking her hair out of the ponytail it had been in all day. “It’s a surprise. Need me to pay for your hair too?” He asked, standing from his desk to stretch. He was shirtless and wearing gray sleep pants that left hardly anything to the imagination. “You always dress like a slut? I swear it looked at me!” Raya laughed as he grabbed the phone and left his office. “Tribal Chief wears what he wants when he’s at home.”
“My hair appointment has been scheduled for over a month. And mama’s already got that paid for. Are you on SD this Friday?” She asked, grabbing her laptop and heading up to her bedroom. “Nah. I’m off tv for the next 3 weeks. I’ll be spending the next week in Atlanta with my kids, my ex is getting married. And then I’m coming back and making sure my special houseguest doesn’t think I’m a slob.” He grumbled. “She invited you to the wedding? Is it a fuck you I’ve moved on type of situation or y’all manage to successfully co-parent?” Raya questioned. “Naw, we’re good. She wanted me to meet the guy when they started getting serious. He’s an Anesthesiologist I think. I dunno, the kids like him.” He shrugged, taking his glasses off. “That’s good. Meanwhile I still want my ex husband to get mauled by a tiger shark.” She rolled her eyes. “You were married? Mauled by a Tiger shark? What did he do?! Don’t tell me if you’re not comfortable. We got plenty of time for that.” He got comfy to hear this story. “I don’t want to scare you off cuz it’s a lot.” she sighed. “I ain’t scared of ANY of the men in your past. I’m listening baby.” he spoke. “Oh he’s forreal!” Raya thought. “He was verbally, emotionally and financially abusive. He was super churchy, is actually a pastor…in Miami now. I was 18 and my parents thought he would make a good husband. He was 24. I was in love. He took me away from home and that’s when the shit started. Didn’t want me to go to school, or have non-church friends or interests of my own. My whole life was him and his megachurch dreams. Obviously, Raya grew iron ovaries and started evolving. One of the people I met randomly while crying in a park after a bad argument just happened to be a divorce lawyer. I poured my heart out to this stranger in a park and she saw herself in me. I went from being an unpaid church secretary to a media researcher to one of the most ruthless divorce lawyers in South Florida. We got divorced and then I went to NYU. I thought I’d stay in New York, but then this dope opportunity opened up in Orlando working for WWE in show production. He’s still paying alimony. And he HATES that cuz when his income went up…so did my payments. Want to hear the funny part?” She groaned. “How is there a funny part?” He rubbed his sleepy eyes in confusion.
“He’d only fuck me missionary. Which is amazing when you do it right! But this was THE DRIEST, most mind-numbing missionary ever. No foreplay, no oral, no anal, no bondage or blindfolds, no toys, no growling, no fun. He was convinced that he was enough. In 5 years of marriage, I can count on one hand the amount of times he made me cum, I usually had to get myself there. Meanwhile…he’s off fucking and sucking on every other woman in a 5 mile radius! And had the nerve to say that I was boring in bed!” Raya laughed. “That’s pretty fucked up. I can attest that you’re ANYTHING but boring in bed. How much of that did you learn with Luis?” His voice gruff and slightly annoyed at having to think of her with another man. “You should be asking how much Luis learned from me. Listen baby, I said my husband wasn’t making me cum. Never said that I wasn’t making me cum!” She giggled. “Oh I’ve seen you in action mama. You do a very good job. Like you’ve gotten plenty of practice in.” He yawned. “Now that I’ve told you a bedtime story, go to bed. We’ll talk tomorrow.” Raya laughed. “We should pay this ex husband of yours a visit while you’re down here. I haven’t been to church in ages.” He laughed. “He follows me on IG, I’ll make sure he knows that I’m in town and living my best life. Ok sweetheart, as much as I love watching your sleepy eyes fight sleep, go to bed! That’s not a request!” Raya spoke that last part sternly. “And if I don’t?” he grumbled. “Don’t play with me, Reigns! I’ll still come to visit, but I’ll find the bedroom furthest away from yours to stay in. Then you can hear me “practicing” at night!” she laughed. “Nope, got your bed all ready for you.” he laughed, showing her the rest of his massive bed. “Oh wow, that is an impressive bed. Looks luxurious. A bed fit for a Chief.” Raya laughed, crawling into her own bed. “I’m waiting on yo fine ass to get here and we can spend the next 2 weeks breaking it in. Mmm…I’m looking forward to it. Ok, goodnight Raya. I’m going to bed unless…” He laughed. “Boy, I’m not having FaceTime sex with you! Goodnight.” she laughed before ending the call.
Before Raya knew it, she was leaving her hair appointment with box braids that curled to the middle of her back. She was taking pictures of her hair for Jesse and Shayna when she got a FaceTime call from Roman. She wasn’t ready for him to see her hair. She answered the call but sat the phone down on the center console while she covered her hair in her scarf. “Are you still at your appointment? I can call back.” His deep voice spoke. Some days, that voice sent a shockwave across Raya’s body, today was one of those days. “No, I was just getting in the car. *picks up phone* hey big sexy. How was Atlanta?” Raya laughed. “I can’t see the hair? I have to wait until tomorrow?” He asked, a pout forming on his perfectly plump lips. “Yes, tomorrow. And you can touch them.” She sighed. “Probably can’t pull them for a few days right?” He laughed, winking and licking his lips. “Don’t start with me. I hope you have plenty of stuff planned but not too much cuz I’m kind of a homebody.” Raya sighed. “Perfect. Being the Tribal Chief is exhausting. I’m perfectly happy with hanging out here at the house. There’s a movie theater. Gym. Pool. Big kitchen we can cook in. There are plenty of indoor activities you can do too!” He winked and turned the camera to his legs spread comfortably in a big leather chair.
“Best seat in the house?” Raya laughed as she drove home to finish her packing. “And it’s all yours, whenever you want it baby! How much packing do you have left to finish?” He asked, getting up from the chair and going into his kitchen. “Not much left. Just a pair of heels and maybe a dress or two.” Raya smiled darkly. “Surprise me, but maybe something that shows off those legs of yours that I can’t wait to wrap around my waist. Did you run track? Or were you a dancer?” He questioned. “Ballet, volleyball and track. Enough about my legs. What trouble are you getting into tonight?” Raya asked, propping her phone up in her closet. “I’m never gonna stop talking about those legs, Raya. What about those black ones next to the pink wedges?” He mumbled, examining her shoe collection over her shoulder. “No, not those. Too high.” She replied, grabbing the heels down. “These are shoes you buy when your boyfriend is 6’5 and doesn’t mind you also being 6’5. Not comfortable, they’re for sitting and getting fucked in.” Raya frowned at the shoes, dropping them to the floor in annoyance. “Hmm, did you change yourself a lot for him?” He asked, wondering how hard he’d have to smack Damian the next time they did battle. “Not much. Went to the gym more. *he grumbled angrily* Don’t trip, I was always more of a fitness class girl. I had always had the bad tendency to get in the gym with weights and next thing I know, it’s been 3 hours. So I stopped doing weights altogether. He helped me establish a healthy time limit with weights. He liked me in short skirts and high heels, soft goth girly.” She laughed at the confusion on Roman’s face. “Soft goth girly is not so much chains and black leather. It’s black lace and skulls with flowers growing out of it. That whole vibe was his aesthetic for me. Pretty Black Goth Barbie.” Raya spoke, holding up an example of a top that she actually loved.
Raya gave herself a once over in the mirror of the bathroom before grabbing her bags and heading to the escalator. She checked the Virgin Airways app to see what carousel her bag would be at before calling Roman. “I’m heading to grab my bag and then I’ll be out.” She smiled into the phone. The closer she got to him, the more nervous she got. “Ok. I’ll see you soon.” His voice deep and sultry. Hearing his voice made the lone butterfly in her stomach flutter relentlessly, her heart raced. “Oh god…you like him! Don’t you?!” She thought to herself as she stepped onto the down escalator. She turned to some music with a baseline heavy enough to drown out her inner voice. Raya could see the bags moving around on the carousel as she reached the bottom of the stairs, but she didn’t see hers. The crowd was starting to thin, and she saw him standing off to the side with her bag next to him. Now that one butterfly was a kaleidoscope of butterflies in her stomach. He beckoned her into his big arms as she got closer to him. Roman gently crushed his lips to Raya’s, his arms enveloping her. “You thought I was going to make you carry your own bag? My mama raised me better than that. Let’s go, we have a dinner reservation and traffic is always crazy.” He smiled, planting another kiss on her lips.
“Keep putting your lips on me like that, you’ll find yourself with a whole girlfriend!” Raya laughed as she followed him to the parking garage. “What if it’s all part of my sinister plot to make you forget all about Damian Priest?” He laughed. “Who?!” Raya laughed. They walked across a skyway towards hundreds of parked cars. “Did anyone recognize you while you were waiting?” Raya asked, grabbing his hand as they walked. “I don’t think so. I was too focused on you.” He smiled, Raya rolled her eyes, but smiled back. He unlocked the car with his key fob and opened the back to put Raya’s bags in. She got in and admired the plush leather interior. He climbed in next to her and grabbed her throat, pulling her lips to his. While his kisses in the airport were gentle and playful, this kiss was hungry and passionate. The butterflies in Raya’s stomach had been instantly scorched by the fire he set within her. He felt her pulse racing under his fingertips as their tongues danced around each other. He devoured her waiting for a specific moment. A moan escaped her as she clenched her thighs together, the perfect moment. He pulled away from her lips, a smile of extreme satisfaction in his face.
“Ready to go to dinner?” He spoke softly, releasing his grip on her throat. “Yes Daddy.” she moaned as she struggled to regain control over herself. He laughed as the car roared to life with the press of a button. The center console flashed with the winged Bentley logo followed by the word ‘Bentayga’ before showing all the other car information. “Do I swing on you now or later cuz you're already getting on my nerves?” Raya laughed. “Sorry love, I had to hear it. The way you moan ‘Yes Daddy’ is dangerous! Got me over here ready to give you whatever you want. And I’ll never tire of watching you get so turned on that you clench your thighs together.” He growled, backing out of the parking spot and leaving the parking garage. “Ok…where are we going for dinner?” Raya sighed, sinking into the soft leather seat. “It’s a surprise but something you’ve asked for.” He laughed. “I ask for a lot, I don’t expect to get it all tho.” She laughed. “You’ve just been asking the wrong men to give it to you…until now.”
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sweet-beginning · 6 months
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Selling feet pics is a gateway drug. One day someone wants to see your toes and the next you're sucking dick under a bridge for cheese money 😪
10000% was a joke don’t worry lmao
I was very high and that was just such a hilarious post & caption
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southislandwren · 3 years
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There has got to be a market for pics of feet after a long day of manual labor. I could make a fortune
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whimsyprinx · 2 years
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I’m once again, for the billionth time, considering becoming a sugar baby
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danyllura · 4 years
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I’m trying to make enough money so I can travel to Quebec for a friends birthday- so if you would like to pay for pictures of my feet I’ll be here waiting, socks off
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fallenhero-rebirth · 4 years
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Brain update
First, let me say that this isn't about what anybody has done. My reactions are not in proportion to anything that has happened, and might be considered odd, weird and sensitive to people involved.
So let me explain.
I'm an Aspie (what we call ourselves in Sweden), on the autism spectrum. Yeah, might have guessed that from the story I'm writing, Sidestep is not the only one trying to figure out how people work.
Over the years I have built up an arsenal of knowledge and analysis to be able to pretend to be neurotypical, something that I can manage alright most days, but which breaks down once you get to know me better. I'm open with this at my current job, and luckily both my bosses seem to be okay dealing with open communication and just telling me what I need to do.
It was not always like this, and that is one of the reasons why I had a breakdown and needed to get off discord/tumblr.
Back in the late nineties, I had finally got my dream job. I was a product developer in the food industry, part of a rather small department of middle-class academics. I was the new hire, everyone else had worked there for years, and things were going well. Or so I assumed. I got cool projects, got along well with one of the sales people, and well, my boss was weird but bosses always are.
Three years later. Our parent company wanted to sell us off, everyone was starting to get worried about their job. We tried to expand into things were weren't equipped to do (you don't bring spices into a fruit jam line, will be hell to clean) and while I did the projects, I also raised an (in retrospect) too big stink about the fact that we were wasting time developing things we couldn't produce without expanding. My boss (who I had learned was a devout christian) started to get really weird, I got called in and he wondered if I was a member of a cult (I was often wearing a headscarf at the time because pressure on my head is good for stress relief). I also got told off for wearing army boots to work (we had lab shoes in the lab), because (I kid you not) if we had danish visitors to the lab (we didn't have visitors) they could be offended since they had once been occupied by Nazis. Yes, at the time I was an Antifa metalhead/satanist, it was a very volatile time in sweden and nazis were everywhere. Now they're a political party, go figure.
It all came to a head when I was confronted with a folder one of the secretaries of the department had where she had written down every odd and strange thing that I did, and there were a lot of accusations of things I quite frankly blocked out. Around this time I was suffering from bad burnout, had memory loss, my hair was falling out and I lost two bikes because I forgot where I parked them. All because of workplace hostility.
So for the first time ever, I went to the company doctor, who immediately sent me on a one month sick leave, and gave a reference to a therapist. When I went and told my boss, his reaction was "It can't be anything at work," in a dismissive tone. I wrote my resignation right then and there, left the building, snuck back a Saturday to clean out my stuff so I didn't have to meet anyone. Luckily I was backed up by my union, so I got unemployment despite quitting, and the therapist helped me get back on my feet and hook me up with some antidepressants.
Still, I was a wreck for years.
At the time, I had NO idea I was an Aspie. It weren't talked about, the only thing I knew about Autism, was from the various portrayals in movies, and well, in the nineties you can guess. Rainman pretty much was it.
What destroyed me the most was not that people disliked me, I didn't like them either, we didn't have anything in common, and middle-class people always scared me. No, what broke me was the fact that my system failed.
See, I had built up myself over ten years into someone I wanted to be. Smart. Capable. Metalhead. Researcher. Activist. I thought I knew the rules. How to interact.
It turned out I knew nothing. People had been talking behind my back for years, and I didn't know. Getting annoyed by my ticks, and I had no idea. Nobody ever brought anything up to my face until it exploded one day out of the blue. This is why I have ranted about anons on this tumblr. This is why I have been so openly against passive aggressive posts and bullying, especially the anonymous kind, because it destroys people and I don't think the people who does it knows the impact they can have. I hope they don't.
I have never gone back to the lab. I can't. I'm having heart palpitations just thinking about it when I'm writing this. I retrained. Became a machinist. Back to the working class I came from. Eventually started writing.
And this is exactly what these last months have felt like.
I thought I understood things. I was pretty open with being old, an Aspie, not understanding memes, or humor, or tik tok, or certain aspects of people's behavior like jealousy, but the problem with joking about this is that it's so easy to take as just a joke. That I'm just making fun of myself (oh it's that too). I got advice from some of you, which I ignored, because I thought that I could be different. That there was no danger in getting close. That I could be just another voice in the crowd. An occasionally evil avocado. That this couldn't blow up in my face, that everything was cool.
And then it did. And I was wrong. And the talking started, and things were coming out that I had no idea that was going on. That I was being held responsible for. Opinions that were spoken in my name. Events I was supposed to have been aware of and supported. All of a sudden I was omniscient, aware of the true passive aggressive meaning of every reblog, aware of every post in every room in the discord I wasn't even running. Wasn't even a mod on. All of a sudden I had power, and I had used it to hurt people. The people I cared about. Everything I wrote was taken in the worst possible way, twisted into things I never meant, and the more I tried to talk to people, the worse it went.
Look. I know this was at heart a war between people that just doesn't like each other and the things they do/the ways they behave. I'm still not entirely sure who's been involved, and I'm not interested in finding out. I tried to build a supportive space, reblog everyone's art and fics, encourage people to make their own things, get a kofi, get some money, make some friends.
And herein lies my problem.
I thought I understood how to be, and now I don't. I have no idea who hates my guts and who doesn't (well, except some who has very vocally let me know). I can't trust anything. I can't trust anyone. And it sucks. Someone I trusted stabbed be in the back because they were convinced I stabbed them in the back and that sucks more than I can describe. Every time I make a comment on AO3 or twitter it's after psyching myself up for half an hour, and I'm usually a wreck afterwards, because my brain doesn't know if they hate me too, and if I am imposing on them and making their day bad.
So yeah. I need to figure out how to be. How not to have a nausea attack every time I accidentally click open tumblr from pure reflex, looking away from the screen just not to see how may messages I have.
I never wanted to be the aloof author, but maybe I have to be. The question is if I can. I have been told I can't comment on pics or fics, because then I have favorites. And that makes people jealous. And it makes people think I take sides. I have been told I can't be on the discord, because then I will be held responsible for what the mods do there, and everything that's said even when I'm not around. I should apparently have someone manage the tumblr, it's not something that I, an author should do.
I now understand the authors who just stay away and remain distant, because people give themselves the power to write the narrative for you.
Part of me wants to tell people what I've told my current bosses, don't assume, just talk to me. I don't pick up/do passive aggression, I don't understand hints, I have trouble with nuance, I don't listen to gossip, I don't interact enough to know anything that's going on. Just ask before assuming.
Except that right now I can't. I can't talk about any of this. It's too close. It sets me off. It's getting better, sure, I'm on medication again, but the smallest thing still can ruin my entire day. I have no idea how long it will take me to recover and come back to some semblance of normality. I'm not posting this myself (my partner does). Writing is going well, because it lets me not be myself. I need those walls again. The therapy of writing about pain.
I'll rebuild them. I'm not entirely sure who I'll be on the other end of it. We'll see.
I have consciously not spoken about any details because those could be misunderstood, this is not a passive aggressive callout to anybody. I have no hard feelings towards anyone, I am not angry or upset, just confused and sad. I am truly so very, very, very sorry that I've hurt people, both by action and inaction. It was never my intention. I will do my best to do better in the future.
Still working on how to do that.
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FUCKING FUNDRAISERS SKCBSKKXHBSBSS
They're literally asking that we call like everyone that we can think of, to the point of like calling, and I quote, "the person you pay to mow your lawn" like dodhskdndksjd THE FUCK?!?!? THEY EVEN RECCOMEND CALLING LIKE DENTIST?!?! I'M NOT JOKING THOSE ARE LISTED EXAMPLES
LIKE Y'ALL I WILL WILLINGLY USE POST PLUS OR SELL FEET PICS OR WHATEVER TO GET FUNDING FOR THIS BAND BUT WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL 😭😭😭
And we're literally going back to the school for AN HOUR to call these people on our lists so its REQUIRED FUCK
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kae-karo · 3 years
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2020 fic roundup
howdy pardners 🤠🤠 in order to procrastinate more writing here’s my list of all the fics i posted this year (sorted predominantly by ship and mostly in order of posting) - ft a lot of dabihawks and a surprising amount of todobaku lmao. oh and my personal faves are **starred
dabihawks (x)
a lesson in romantics (x) - 66k across 4 fics - the collection of standalone memory loss fics! canon divergent and centered around either dabi or hawks losing their memories thanks to the wonderful commission :) some solid angst and getting back together content, always happy endings!!
haven’t had enough (x) - 5.7k - silly little quirkless au where dabi goes to claire’s to get his ears pierced. multiple times. bc hawks is hot
last of the real ones (x) - 2.6k - less silly, just as little, set in canon-divergence bc i couldn’t get the idea out of my head of dabi getting red wings tattooed on him before ever meeting hawks
**dancing after death (x) - 25k - one of my faves from this year, a canon divergent sort of getting together story involving nightmares, some bad burns, and a bit of dancing
if you fall (hold my hand) (x) - 7.4k - canon divergence (bc apparently i’m a slut for that) and some hurt/comfort, ft a bit of makeout-level spice
no shame (x) - 16k - ah, and here we really dive into the ‘crack treated too seriously’ category, where the league sells feet/hand/misc kink pics to fund their activities and dabi has some photography skills and a wing kink (or maybe just a hawks kink)
broken parts (x) - 23.9k - i stole my own idea for a vigilante!hawks from my tiktok, then twisted it into a severely angsty (with a happy ending) hurt/comfort fic intended to break my own heart and piece it back together. it worked
freeing icarus (x) - 1.8k - the first fic without a happy ending i think i ever wrote, because the canon dabihawks fight actually broke me. some dabi introspection
**to the stars that burn (x) - 3.9k - the second fic without a happy ending, based more around childhood friends dabihawks working at the commission together. bittersweet but without much sweet
**king of disaster (x) - 119k+ - i poured my entire soul into this series, a fantasy au where dabi accidentally binds himself to hawks (an absolute stranger) and shenanigans ensue - this has also evolved to include todobaku, shinkami, and kirideku
enemy of my enemy (x) - 2.6k - a quirkswap space pirate au that truly tested my ability to write action scenes, part of the random prompt collection i did during october 2020
without a fight (x) - 2.2k - a rival band au ft singer!hawks and a grumpy dabi, another of the random october prompts
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todobaku (x)
like i’m bakugou (x) - 2.1k - it was supposed to be a MEME based on a TIKTOK but i made it kinda serious....and here we are. todobaku on a froyo date
take a bite of my heart tonight (x) - 5k - VAMPIRES lmao. honestly it was a blast to write tho lmao
**if we go down, then we go down together (x) - 9.3k - tdbk get stranded on a deserted island bc tropes are fun lmao. also todo tries to freeze the ocean like elsa which i think is where my writing skill peaked
cold rebellion (x) - 4k - quirkless au where its HALLOWEEN and theyre in a CORN MAZE and they don’t LIKE EACH OTHER BAKA (part of the october prompt fic collection)
make it spicy (x) - 5k+ - predominantly todobaku with a healthy dose of dabihawks and some shiggynatsu as well, a bakery and nightclub au (yes u heard me)
**stitch me up (x) - 35k - todo gets split into both halves of his quirks, sort of, and baku has to deal with it (and i love this au so much i had a blast working on it)
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bakudeku
rescue me (x) - 11.4k - basically the concept of ‘what if baku and deku were actually childhood friends tho? aka some good wholesome content
**into the dark (x) - 3.3k - afterlife au and originally part of the random prompts, baku didn’t survive the sludge villain incident and deku’s been carrying that weight for a while. and then he doesn’t survive a villain encounter...keep an eye on this one cause i’m working on a part 2 lmao
are you with me (x) - 2.1k - future fic where baku and deku are both heroes and, appropriately, the wonder duo. lil angsty but ofc a happy ending, part of the random oct prompts collection
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todobakudeku (x)
**kintsugi (x) - 117k - future fic where they’re all UA teachers, with some established todobaku + todobakudeku getting together, a lil sprinkle of erasercloudmic, a nice dose of shinkami and some great shiggy redemption arc + eri attending UA content
reunion (x) - 1.8k - another future fic lmao with some getting-back-together content. part of the random october prompts collection
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kiribaku (x)
rewrite the stars (x) - 2.8k - also a mina&kiri friendship fic, a soulmate au where kiri doesn’t get the soulmate he was hoping for (part of the oct prompts collection)
the mystery gang (x) - 4.1k - tell me how i wrote this much about a scooby doo-styled fic concept lmao. anyway, part of the oct prompts, includes some bakusquad shenanigans
wasteland, baby (x) - 4.5k - bakusquad bodyswap post-apocalyptic au and yes it’s just as chaotic as it sounds lmao. part of the oct prompts collection
like the sun (x) - 2.8k - the beach episode + baku&mei friendship (which i learned is called kat and the hat???? adorable) fluffy content, part of the oct prompts collection!
something sweet (x) - 1.2k - the actual kiribaku prompt i got lmao. coffee shop meets scavenger hunt, we adore a grumpy barista baku lmao. part of the oct prompts collection
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todokami/todo&kami
oh, worm? (x) - 16.5k - it was supposed to be a joke but oh my god i love the idea of both todo and denki being memelords and falling in love with each other over it
secret tunnel (x) - 3.6k - conspiracy theorist todo meets conspiracy theorist denki in college au format and it’s really just top tier content imo - part of the oct prompt collection
all i want for christmas (x) - 3.5k - it was supposed to be a crack concept but as per usual it became less cracky the longer i thought about it. todokami fake dating babeyyyy - part of the oct prompt collection
**hydrangea (x) - 2.9k - soft todo introspection about his lil dragon hoard of things that make him think of his friends, which he decides to share with denki
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shiggynatsu (x)
**death of summer (x) - 28k - the first fic i ever wrote for them and the most chaotic meeting i could come up with within the realm of canon divergence lmao. todofam hosting...shmigaraki
terrible people (x) - 960 - a lil babie established shiggynatsu fic about shiggy’s bday, basically just soft and wholesome - part of the oct prompt collection
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shinkami (x)
don’t want to say goodnight (x) - 3.2k - kyouka pov on a shinkami getting together lil thing that lived in my brain rent free for a long time
don’t want to say goodnight (x) - 1k - yes i’m aware i see what i’ve done lmao i see the mistake i made. anyway this one is villain!shinsou and villain!denki so it’s like,,,,,the slightly spicier version. part of the oct prompt collection
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other
**twelve over, seven up (x) - 4.5k - a bit of aizawa introspection after oboro’s death, bittersweet but mostly wholesome
a danger and a wonder (x) - 2.4k - mina&tokoyami friendship and bonding over mina’s kid and hawks’ kid (who tokoyami is babysitting) - part of the oct prompt collection
fish and feathers (x) - 4.1k - my chance to flex my remaining runescape knowledge to have jirou and denki friendship via the interwebs content
a name freely given (x) - 4.2k - shigadabi fake dating royalty au where shiggy’s fae? sure why not lmaoooo. part of the oct prompt collection
kabloom flower shop (x) - 2.8k - a wrong-number tattoo shop/flower shop kirikami au that was lowkey hilariously fun to write. part of the oct prompt collection
awake me from my nightmare (x) - 2.3k - the only fic i’ve ever tagged with mcd, an among us au of all things. baku&uraraka friendship and betrayal, part of the oct prompt collection
**for the record (x) - 2.1k - shiggy&dabi...allianceship? sort of? lmao they’re angel and demon, spies, and part of like a rebellion thing. and they don’t like each other which is always fun! part of the oct prompt collection
a different kind of hero (x) - 1.1k - established tododeku future fic where todo just got his quirk stolen (and deku already lost his in an afo fight), mostly bitter with just a tiny spark of hopefulness. part of the oct prompt collection
forget me not (x) - 2.1k - kiri&uraraka friendship, amnesia and artist au like i really went off here but it was so sweet and wholesome and i had a great time. part of the oct prompt collection
**lightning in a bottle (x) - 4.5k - chaotic kamibaku getting together but they’re WITCHES it’s a MAGIC AU and BEDSHARING IS A THING. part of the oct prompt collection
passing notes (x) - 1.6k - shiggy&eri friendship which is a thing that would be hilarious if it happened in canon tbh. part of the oct prompt collection
no turning back (x) - 6.5k - shiggy&deku friendship but make it royalty au and a 5/1 trope just for kicks lmao. part of the oct prompt collection
worthy adversary (x) - 1k - baku&shinsou friendship/childhood friends au that deserved more than 1k lmao. part of the oct prompt collection
together (x) - 3.2k - denki&mina friendship but they’re allied with vampires to fight some werewolves bc why not right? also lil taste of shinkami just like tiny bit for the flavor™. i should really do a bit more with this au huh? part of the oct prompt collection
a good thing (x) - 1.2k - shinsou&aizawa friendship? fathership? sonship? u know how it is lmao. a little sprinkle of shinkami for the flavor. part of the oct prompt collection
brighter than the sun (x) - 730 - can u tell i don’t usually write miritama lmao. some soft parallels bc they are soft. part of the oct prompt collection
try again (x) - 1.4k - dabi&shouto siblingship but dabi can time travel bc i said so (actually bc the prompts said so but whatever lmao) part of the oct prompt collection
that’s it lovelies!! nearly 600k this year and some of my favorite fics i’ve ever written, and i cannot begin to thank you all enough for your incredible support, i adore you all so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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theskamlibrary · 4 years
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75 dates in the Skam Universe Masterpost
Thank you so much for everyone who participated, we had a total of X dates in the Skam Universe. We are so grateful for every content creators who put such hard work and shared it with us, you are the backbone of this fandom and the ones who make it worthwhile. 
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FIC
Cliché by @catloves3 {WTFock - Zoë Loockx/Senne De Smet - 497 words}
written for (fun)fair
Senne, Zoe, Jana, and Luka at a funfair.
*****
click by @butforwardiscalling {Skam Italy - Niccolò Fares/Martino Rametta - 1613 words }
written for shooting photos 
niccolò has a camera. martino is his preferred model, willing or not.
*****
Cheats and Prank Wars by @toobaddiane {Druck - Matteo Florenzi/David Schreibner - 2507 words}
written for prank war
It’s the summer after their first year in university started and the boys are just lazying around. After an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine gives Jonas an idea, they engage in a harmless prank war. What could possibly go wrong when someone is super competitive and their boyfriend is their teammate?
Or Matteo and David are teammates in a prank war and David is a competitive jerk.
*****
I think I like my eyes by @ayellowcurtain {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 1026 words}
written for building a pillow fort 
*****
shut up and kiss me by @orpheuscris {Skam Espana - Cris Soto/Joana Bianchi - 3441 words}
written for study date
Joana and Cris have been at odds nearly the entire time they've been sitting next to each other in class. So that’s why it’s such a surprise when one day, near the end of the semester, Cris invites Joana over to her house to study. And why she’s even more surprised by herself when she accepts.
*****
show me the things (that you believe in) by @softdemaury {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 6329 words}
written for at home movie night
“Guess there goes your movie, then.” Lucas says while they’re sitting down at the kitchen table.
“Wait, you didn’t organize this to get out of watching that damn thing, right?” Eliott squints his eyes at Lucas, raising his fork in an attempt to look threatening.
Lucas laughs, “You think I’d do that? Of course I didn’t. We’ll just watch it next time, no big deal.”
or
5 times Eliott fails in making Lucas watch 10 Things I Hate About You and the 1 time Lucas takes the matter into his own hands
*****
Future Little Koala by @youleavebehindmemories {Skam Italy - Eva Brighi/Giovanni Garau - 2697 words }
written for wedding 
It's basically Giovanni and Eva at the wedding of Marti and Nicco with glimpses into Gio & Eva's future, domestic life! (as well as background moments from others)
*****
Feels like Love by @tunonseisolonico {Skam Italy - Niccolò Fares/Martino Rametta - 2602 words }
written for karaoke 
“Come on, Marti! Let´s go and sing a song, the two of us!”
“You for real?!” Marti immediately exclaimed, being full of doubts.
He couldn't help but got flashbacks in his head, thinking back to Silvia´s 80´s party, him sitting close to Nico on the couch, Emma on Nico´s other side. Niccolò asking them to sing a song with him, Marti already refusing to do so back then.
“Of course, I´m not joking!”
“Well, sounds like it. No, I´m not going to sing a song with you!”
*****
come with me, my love (to the sea of love) by @lepetitepeach {Skam France -Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 4816 words }
written for aquarium
there’s a small touch of wonder to everything that lives in the ocean
*****
critter cottage by @spacekardemomme {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 1546 words }
As he walked further into the room, he watched the rise and fall of eliott's chest, the way his hair is messily sprawled along the pillow, a few strands scattered across his forehead and cheekbones.
this is who i’m meant to spend the rest of my life with
*****
Yearning for more than a blue day by @modestytreehouse  {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 3723 words  }
written for brunch date 
He really should leave while Isak is still asleep and spare him the awkwardness of waking up beside Even. Spare himself the shame when Isak recognizes him.
*****
Kings of the cargo hold by @evakuality {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen -  3029 words}
written for cruise // art created by @hjertetssunnegalskap1 
“You’re early,” a voice says, a breathy, stuttery quality to it as its owner pants into the room behind Isak, the clatter of his feet loud as his footsteps echoes off the metal of the walls. “I was supposed to be here before you.” “What is all this?” Isak gestures at the table laid out in front of them. “Well, you agreed to eat with me,” Even says, his unfairly gorgeous blue eyes lit up as he stares into Isak’s soul
Aka, the one where Even gets extra as he prepares for the perfect moment with Isak.
*****
sens de la vie by @livvyblxckthxrn {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 2809 words}
written for museum date
a little dive into all of those instagram pics and stories
*****
det betyr jo alltid noe, det gjør jo det by @pagnilagni {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 8722 words }
written for apple picking // in Norwegian // translation in English by Bolomapa
Han står oppgitt ute på den overgrodde plenen og ser på epletrærne. De er gamle og krokete, har altfor mange greiner, de henger for tett sammen under den tette trekronen, tynget av røde epler tett i tett, de skulle vært tynnet, sa naboen, og treet skulle vært beskåret, han sa det et par uker etter at han beskar sine egne trær. “Men det er for sent nå, sevjen stiger, treet kommer til å blø i hjel. Du får ta det neste år i stedet”, hadde han sagt, mens han klappet ham faderlig på skulderen.
Han ser på epletrærne med den modne frukten, en mengde epler har falt ned i natt, mange flere enn i går, han burde plukke dem nå, han burde absolutt det. Men hva skal han med dem, lurer han på, en fortvilende klump i magen spør ham om svaret på det, for han aner ikke, å bruke en kilo epler er greit, kanskje to, han kan vel bake to eplekaker, men alt dette, det må være hundrevis av kilo, hva faen bruker folk dette til?
*****
You’ll never believe how ice cream helped this man to get a date by @nofeartina    {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 3333 words }
written for ice cream 
If it wasn't for Magnus, Isak would never have ended up at this ridiculous hipster ice cream place. But then again, he never would have met that ridiculously cute ice cream guy, either.
Sometimes it really pays off being a good friend.
Or 5 times Isak buys ice cream for Magnus and 1 time Even buys it for Isak.
*****
come and fade me by @ho1ogram {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 3957 words}
written for grocery shopping
And no matter how many times he repeats the same lines over and over again till he runs out of reasons to support why dating should be banned (it's a lie; Lucas will never run out of reasons for this purpose, he just gives in to the looks the boys - or Eliott - throw at him) that his friends understand his struggles, his pleas for them to stop. And always, like clockwork, he ends in having them set him up with an unknown guy.
or, Lucas is tired of going on dates after dates with guys that aren't Eliott, and Eliott has a few tricks up his sleeves.
*****
Thousand spires and thousand bridges by @hjertetssunnegalskap1 {Druck - Matteo Florenzi/ David Schreibner - 46352 words}
written for vacation // art by @hjertetssunnegalskap1
In this world, Matteo and David met during Abitur back in Berlin, just like in the canon story and they made sandwiches and almost kissed at the neon party, but David backed out, Matteo did the same and.... nothing more happened.
Now they are studying in Prague. Matteo thinks he lost his chance with David a long time ago. What David thinks, nobody knows.
*****
it's nice to have a friend by @livvyblxckthxrn {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 6592 words}
written for rollerskating
5 times eliott and lucas definitely were not on a date, and one time they were
*****
to all who come to this happy place, welcome by @tawmlinsun {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 4703 words }
written for disneyland // art by @cottonsdraw
"eliott demaury, you just passed your bac. what are you going to do now?"
"i'm taking my boyfriend to disneyland!"
*****
Super Smash Bros by @thegirlnooneknows5 {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 11672 words}
written for video games // playlist
“Okay. Pretend I’m a customer. Sell me this game.”
Eliott's smile was determined. “You ever had a customer you wanted to throw into the wall?”
“Countless.”
“Knock-Out X lets you live that fantasy.” He pulled the game off Lucas’ lap and held it up. The thought of Eliott’s hands so close to him coloured Lucas’ face pink. Eliott continued, “Just imagine if you could throw that customer into a wall and leave with no scratches, bruises or consequences. And look super badass while doing it.” “Seriously, though. You’re going to love it.”
-Or, a Striking Vipers Elu au in which they fall in love through a virtual reality game because love transcends all
*****
Coffee, Gay Gurus, and a Dance by @amyriadfthings {Druck - Matteo Florenzi/David - 1242 words}
written for coffee date
Good things happen over coffee. David & Matteo visit a veritable Berlin cultural institution and learn how to swing dance. Gay Gurus in action. Bonus gay gurus to appear eventually.
*****
Small Things by @probablydaydreamingg​ {Skam Italy - Niccolò Fares/Martino Rametta - 3232 words}
written for concert
Martino gave Nico two tickets for a concert as a graduation present. A cute date ensues.
*****
Hedgehog, on the rocks by @flying-elliska {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 4635 words}
written for drinks
Lucas's boyfriend just left him, two days before he has to go to his cousin's wedding, who just so happens to be marrying the town billionaire, and his friends are all otherwise engaged...
So as he arrives alone, he heads to the bar for some liquid courage.
Turns out the bartender isn't having a great evening either. So he embarks Lucas in a creative quest to find him the perfect beverage...
...
It's not a date yet. But there's still time...
*****
If I Should Fall Behind by @irazor {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 14732 words}
written for fancy dinner // art by @lovethem2121
The plan for tonight had been crystal clear. Stay close to his best friend, and steal her away if needed. Hold her hand through the ordeal of meeting Noora again for the first time in years. Then Even shows up – and suddenly, nothing goes the way it was supposed to.
Or: 3 times Isak didn't know what to say to Even, and 1 time he did.
*****
Fontainebleau by @hallo-catfish {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 12770 words}
written for camping
Lucas, let’s go camping, Eliott says, and with a vision of perfect quiet and green leaves unfurling before his eyes, Lucas agrees without even looking up from his problem set.
*
The summer after Lucas' first year in university, Lucas and Eliott take a weekend trip to Fontainebleau. 
*****
Under Starry Skies Above by @fille-lioncelle {Druck - Matteo Florenzi/David Schreibner - 7197 words}
written for weekend getaway 
Matteo and David have been feeling a little dejected, so Matteo suggests they get away for a weekend trip.
*****
Lost & bound by @hjertetssunnegalskap1 {Skam Norway -  Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 16397 words)
written for bicycle date
Even has been in a bicycle accident and he has lost his memory of the past three years. However, Isak gets a shock when Even tells him that they’re bonded soulmates, and expects them to be a couple.
*****
Così fan tutte by @hallo-catfish {Skam France - Chloé Jeanson/Lucille, Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 14070 words}
written for opera
Lucille goes to the opera. It’s another double date.
*****
ART
➔ @hjertetssunnegalskap1 : X - X
➔ @cottonsdraw : X
A TOTAL OF 196,241 WORDS HAS BEEN WRITTEN FOR THIS FEST, CONGRATULATIONS AND THANK YOU TO ALL THE PARTICIPANTS! 
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blissfulparker · 3 years
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Hey girly :) cute popular guy from my class it's on my close friends on Instagram now HFVITBIYNIH should I post some thirst traps?? Also omg my friends and I were talking to him about people who sell feet pictures for money, and my feet is cute so I was like: I mean might do that, but as a joke, and my friends were like: But who would buy pictures of your feet? AND he said: I would JFVIGHJUHB I LAUGHED SO HARD OMG - dream anon
Absolutely post thrist traps for him 🥰 also I think about selling feet pics but at the same time my feet are so fucked up from the years I did sand volleyball 😔
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aquakris · 4 years
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Can someone explain where the whole Ethan has a foot fetish thing comes from😂😂😂like it was just said once on tumblr and we’re all like that’s accurate 😂😂
it’s a joke I made from last summer when I seen this screenshot on Twitter that e liked this girl’s post that was selling feet pics. I’ll tag the tag below so you can see it
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crtter · 4 years
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I know I've joked about odd fetishes with my friends before but stealing someone's art and posting it out of context to make fun of them is shitty. Like, it's one thing to say "haha feet are weird" to a friend, but to publically humiliate someone based on something harmless is.....Not Good.
Hmm imo there are jokes and jokes. Like, I have a “weird fetish” myself and, while it’s not a well known one like the ones people usually joke about, I personally wouldn’t mind it very much if people made lighthearted jabs at it (lighthearted being the key word here). Actually I’d totally joke about it more often if I wasn’t so shy, heh. There IS something inherently funny about being into something most people don’t think twice about.
But yeah, the main difference is how you’re joking about something. Saying something like “haha X character would totally sell overpriced feet pics” or “we should turn all billionaires into furries so they would blow off all their money in commissions” is one thing, being a popular blogger with god knows how many followers, saving someone else’s drawing that was probably posted in a space they reserved specifically to post kinky art, reposting it to your blog and captioning it with the equivalent of “haha I wonder how FUCKЕD UP you have to be to think this is hot” is another. I don’t see how that’s different from cringe compilations or those old “bad art” blogs.
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araxo · 5 years
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Hi y’all, pls stop asking me to sell pics cause I don’t do that 😂😂 and the feet post was just a joke.
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