#this movie sucks though

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael doesn’t like his father in any FNAF universe..

#myart #chloesimagination #reblog #william afton #michael afton #vanessa afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #steve raglan #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 3 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael would HATE movie William #I think that’s an accepted assumption BAHA #Shocker all William’s suck 🔥 #I always got the impression William sees his family members as pawns #so movie William meeting Michael would immediately try to manipulate him #though of course Michael wouldn’t have any of it #pulling the lighter out only one way to get rid of this man #Vanessa also expected her father to say something like this #BOTH of you get him!! #I haven’t drawn William enough maybe I’ll do it more soon!

[txttletale]

I like Paprika a lot but it’s so uncomfortably homophobic and transmisogynistic. Everything with the villains being contrasted with the out of nowhere good hetero love is so bleh. Everything else rules tho, esp the music.

both of the villains are cis men? idk where you could be getting transmisogyny from tbh

#ask #i agree the Villainous Gays thing sucks #as does the ableism #great movie though

[arcanespillo]

Jumper (2008)\ American Heist (2014)\ Obi Wan Kenobi (2022)\ Life as a house (2001)

#i still have to watch his other movies but it feels like every character hayden plays gets this lmao #the i left you but i thought about you everyday trope #it's like #forget about your son for ten years #come back #try to get him back #but the son is always him #LOL #or brother i guess #Jumper (2008) #American Heist (2014) #Obi Wan Kenobi part VI (2022) #Life as a house (2001) #hayden christensen #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #parallels #ewan mcgregor #david rice #sam monroe #kevin kline #adrien brody #his movies all suck though that's too bad

[sonknuxadow]

you know i do wonder how many sonic characters actually have living parents. like knuckles is the last of his kind so obviously his parents arent around anymore. both guys who could be considered shadows dads are 100 percent confirmed dead. sonic is canonically an orphan im pretty sure. and on the other side of the coin cream is like the only character in the game cast who has a living parent we actually see onscreen. but what about everyone else i dont think theres a straight answer for any other character. other than rouge's mom being mentioned a couple times i Guess but we dont even know anything about her or if shes still alive just that she existed at some point. are these kids constantly putting themselves in danger because they dont have parents around to stop them or because their parents just dont care

#like what about tails. im guessing he didnt have any sort of family he was attached to if he left to be with sonic so quickly #but that doesnt really mean he didnt have parents at all. maybe he had parents and they just sucked i dont know #what about amy. what if she had parents this whole time we just never see them. #what about blaze. considering shes a princess id assume she was born into that role #but i dont know if her parents are ever actually mentioned #maybe theyre dead and there was no one else to take on their role and thats why blaze has so much responsibility at such a young age? #silver . he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone i cant really imagine him hvaing parents sorry #considering charmy is 6 and living with vector. an adult whos obviously not his biological dad. #i feel like something probably happened to charmys parents #espio i dont really question as much #becuase it feels very common in the sonic universe for teenagers to have more freedom than would be expected in real life #or maybe its not that common and the teenagers we're actually following are just living the most fucked up lives ever. i dotn know #but either way. espio where are your parents buddy. are they still alive. vector where are YOUR parents are they still alive #i dont know if i actually want canon explanations for all this though #because its kinda fun not knowing every detail about every characters life and being able to speculate and insert your headcanons n stuff #to be clear im talking about game canon #i know stuff like archie sonic and the sonic movies and the 90s cartoons will sometimes give characters new family members #or talk about their family situation even if the games dont say anything about that sort of thing

[strrwbrrryjam]

i don't expect adaptations to be carbon copies of the original, because then what would be the point of the adaptation when we already have the original. i don't expect adaptations to be better than the original, sure, there are a few cases of that happening, but it's rare.

what i do expect adaptations is to be faithful to the source material, keeping to the same themes that were integral to the original, and i do expect adaptations to maintain the integrity of the characters, especially in a show like avatar the last airbender, where much of its appeal and depth come from the growth, development and the relationships of the characters and that's where natla fails.

#changes to characters can be good sometimes. but the changes the creators of natla made are not good. #if you believe that the changes they have made are for the better? im not listening to you. argue with the wall. #i dont really care if you like it. if you like it. good for you! #i didnt. it sucks ass. its... so flat and completely assassinated so many characters. katara. bumi. iroh. hakoda. #there are few positives. it isnt all bad. most of it is though. #its not worse than the movie. ill give them that. some of the scenes were great. but... ugh. #side note - i see a lot of people complimenting the outfits and... sure. they look pretty. but the thing is they shouldn't look pretty. #aang is 12 years old. he's reckless and messy and loves to goof off. his clothes are not going to look pristine and brand new. #sokka teaches children to be warriors. you cannot tell me his clothes wouldn't be dirty and torn. #same with katara. but she's an amateur waterbender who messes up. a lot. #ZUKO HAS BEEN ON A RUN DOWN SHIP FOR THREE YEARS. his armour would be OLD. AND SCRATCHED UP. #especially with how careless zuko is. he is a person who will strive to achieve his goal even at his own expense. #his armour and clothes would be beat up and worn. #its got a cosplay feel to me. like these are just people cosplay characters that they only have a shallow knowledge of. #its. just. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i hate it #natla #netflix avatar the last airbender #atla #avatar the last airbender #strawberry speaks

[the-true-noodles]

why does nobody mention the prequel?

honestly i get the hype about the original Goncharov movie from 1973 but the prequel that was made in 1979 was pretty good too.

also; all this talk about a sequel, i dont remember there being one? didnt goncharov die in the orignal??? why would there be a sequel?????

im so confused.

#can someone explain the rumour about a sequel? #i watched the orignal and the prequel with my dad once #and even though its been a while #i distinclty remeber there only being two movies and one of them being the prequel #am i misremebering things again? #goncharov #goncharov prequel #unreality #also zepotha sucks #no offence to the tiktokers but just no

[spirkbitch]

someone said “kirk sucks and spock deserves better” implying that spones is the “better” relationship for spock

i’m sorry what? like ship what you want but literally every chance he gets (whenever kirks gone lol) bones is calling spock names and making fun of his lack of emotions while also undermining his authority

and other people in the replies were actually explaining their reasoning, (for shipping spones over spirk) like how the relationship development is more interesting than spirk (valid) or how they like the dynamic better (i don’t but also valid)

so like, yeah it’s a show and obviously it doesn’t actually matter what you ship but personally i very much disagree with the idea that bones is what spock deserves or that it would be a healthier relationship like that person was trying to imply

#star trek #spirk #star trek tos #tos spirk #tos #tos spock #spock #can’t remember who it was to tag #it was in the replies of something and i can’t reply there so #if you’re the person that said that and would have preferred to be tagged i’m sorry #i can’t remember #and i’m not scrolling that far back in my notifs to find it #like am i wrong though? #bones is mean to him all the time #and i can see how the development in the movies makes it an interesting ship #but like throughout tos he sucks towards spock #and kirk is wayyy nicer especially to spock #so i just don’t see where the ‘kirk sucks and spock deserves better’ comes from #plus in sarpeidons past spock told mccoy he never liked the way he treated him #just doesn’t seem like the best basis for a romantic relationship

[vmbrq]

ovulation horny is something neither ethan landry nor charlie walker is equipped to handle LMAOO

unless.

#you push them down under you and they just stare at you eyes big as hell #they’re both fine as fuck how could they not expect to be jumped #CONSENSUALLY OFC EVERYTHING IS CONSENSUAL #now i’m thinking of cnc with ethan landry or charlie walker but instead of them being the ones in charge it’s you #ethan could be studying or charlie could be watching a movie or or or or or really anything i’m just #*gnaws at the bars of my enclosure* #them putting up a bit of a fight (CONSENSUALLY) or trying to deter you but eventually giving in and letting their sweet gf use them #pushing or grabbing at you to deter you turning into either hands being pinned above their heads or grabbing at you to pull you closer #protests and insistences and weak complaints fractured by curses and groans until they dissolve into moans and whimpers #telling you that you two shouldn’t be doing this right now or you have to stop even though their breath is trembling and they’re on the #verge of cumming #and they choke on their words when you clench around them and dig your nails into their chest and keep using them to get yourself off #OR them just being ready to give you whatever you want #they just let you do what you want #you wanna suck their dick? say no more. you wanna sit on it? say no more. #SCREAMS #I JUST #claws at floorboards #SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION

[aemondsvisenya]

I saw teen!Aegon in your post so... headcanons about dating Tennant!Aegon?

Ty is my babe, I love him, so your wish is my command! I wasn't sure if this was Westeros!Aegon or modern!Aegon so... given the term, "dating", I went with modern!Aegon. I'll be honest, 99% of this is inspired by Ty's character in that UK drama "Consent" that he just appeared in, since that character was literally so young!Aegon coded.

Disclaimer: Ty is 20 - nearly 21 - and an adult, please do NOT send hate to me. If it makes you more comfortable to read the imagine as being the Aegon played by Tom, go ahead, but I wrote it with Ty's portrayal in mind.

Warnings: sexy time mentions but not in terribly explicit detail, usual fuck boi shit. Also, I was going to do separate SFW and NSFT sections but... this is Aegon. It's all not-safe-for-tumblr to be honest.

Being In A Relationship With modern!teen!Aegon - Headcanons

(Side note: Ty baby please do more things because typing your name in the gif search brings up a LOT of gifs of your dad and I nearly posted this with a gif of him instead of you)

Oh he's an absolute fuck boy

Before you got together, he was known for sleeping around and not having a single serious relationship - all he wanted was a bit of fun, no strings attached. You had always thought he was hot, but you knew letting him use you was only going to cause unnecessary pain

Your sensible ideas disappeared down the toilet when you attended a party at Aegon's house that the whole school/college was at, and somehow (no doubt partly due to the unlawful amount of alcohol in your system) you ended up dancing with him - 'dancing' meaning grinding back against him as he wrapped his arms around your middle, mouth on your neck and hips firmly pressed to yours

Dancing downstairs in front of everyone very quickly became a hot and heavy fuck upstairs in his room, and you ended up falling asleep in bed together

You woke up the next morning in his bed, with him fast asleep beside you; you tried to leave before he woke, but he'd wrapped his arms around you in the night and you accidentally jolted him as you got out of bed. He blinked in the sunlight, squinting at you and frowning sleepily. "Come back to bed," He mumbled. "Too early." When you nervously mentioned that you should probably go, he frowned even more, this time a little sadly, sounding exhausted as he muttered, "No... don't. Want you to stay."

To be honest, you had expected that it was just a hook-up like all of the others he fucked, so you were shocked when later that afternoon (after his hungover had started to lessen somewhat) he smirked and told you, his voice low, "I've wanted to fuck you for years... And now you're mine."

And that's that: suddenly you're dating Aegon Targaryen.

Aegon is... not the most romantic of boyfriends, it must be said.

He absolutely tells all of his friends about fucking you, he describes your moans and body in explicit detail to them, bragging of how many orgasms he can pull from you; he also shows off the nail marks and bites you've left on his skin, much to the hollering of the other boys

He absolutely has a group chat with the boys and is constantly sending them shit like "holy fuck just got the best bj of my life", "just got the life sucked out of my cock", "drowning in pussy" or whatever

When the two of you are together in public, be it in the corridors of college or out somewhere together, he always has his arm slung around your shoulders - it's his way of showing that you're his, that you're taken by him, and he smirks proudly about it. If there's a seat somewhere - a bench, a cafeteria chair, whatever - he'll sit down and pull you onto his lap, which usually leads to you two making out or him groping you in front of his mates as they laugh and make catcalls

You two are the bane of the teachers' lives, they're so sick of telling the two of you to stop dry humping on school grounds

Away from his friends and alone with you, he's... slightly softer. Only slightly, mind you, but still.

Aegon very much just always wants to fuck; what starts out as innocent study sessions to try and help him with his coursework always results in some form of sex. You genuinely do intend to help him... but he has very different ideas - not that you're complaining, of course...

You had once thought that all of his bragging and ego was ridiculous, that he was probably absolutely dreadful and just boasting to impress his friends - it's safe to say that while he brags far too much about his prowess as a lover, he is excellent in bed

Sex isn't that romantic usually, it's a wonder if you're both entirely undressed to be honest, but it's hot and heavy and he knows exactly what makes you feel good. He prefers being on top as he fucks you, getting to force you down and maneuver you around so you feel good around his dick, but he's not going to complain when you ride him either

It's usually after sex that he'll sigh, pull you close and quietly admit things to you that he's never admitted to anyone before; that he knows he is not good enough, that his mother and father are always going to be disappointed in him, that he has no idea what he wants to do with his life. "Aemond is mother's favourite," He murmurs as you trace patterns over his bare chest. "And father... he's always preferred Rhaenyra over us, even when one of her little shits took Aemond's eye out..."

None of his friends see the way his shoulders slump when he comes home to his father's car gone yet again, the way he flinches ever so slightly when his mother says his grandfather is coming to visit, when she shouts and berates him for his failing grades... but you do. Apart from his brother Aemond and sister Helaena (his youngest brother Daeron is away at some prestigious school for gifted students, you learn), you're the only one who sees it.

You know better than to ask him about it, better than to raise the subject when it causes him so much pain - but your actions speak enough. Your kisses and touches are a distraction, a way for him to forget that he's the family disappointment, that he will never be enough

"Fuck them," You find yourself telling him often as post-coital exhaustion takes over both of you. "You're enough for me."

#aegon ii targaryen #aegon x reader #aegon targaryen #aegon targaryen x reader #aegon ii tagaryen x reader #house of the dragon #imagine #hotd imagine #hotd imagines #ty tennant #aegon is probably 17-19 in this idk lol imagine what you want #genuinely i love aegon but damn is he hard to write i love him though he's my pathetic meow meow #modern aegon #modern aegon targaryen #modern hotd #anyway i'm tired so i'm sorry if this is short or sucks #i missed a screening of my fav movie for this and i'm also poor so check out my ko-fi bla bla bla #teen aegon

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Nicholas Van Ryn - Dragonwyck (1946)

#vincent price #nicholas van ryn #gothic horror #my goth boyfriend #dragonwyck #fuckk #bowtie #hes so sexy #his lips though #is it wrong that i want to suck them? #among other things #but still.. #bicon #bisexual #god #fav #photo #photo edit by me #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #king #dapper af #goddamn son

[piggiebonez]

stuff

z*adrs dni. ауе хуй в говне

#i love the dib with his face flayed off but everything else sucks balls #i dont know why the second one mentions to boldly flee. its the first thing i thought of #just wanted to draw them all hanging out. they would never hang out EVER but still #they would not be watching shit nostalgia critic movies though. idk what they would be watching but nc doesnt make sense #i mean nothing makes sense in this scenario really. because they would not be hanging out together #whatever. its fine. ive seen worse #my art #iz #invader zim #zim iz #iz zim #dib iz #iz dib #dib membrane #iz gaz #gaz iz #gaz membrane #gir iz #iz gir #gir invader zim #blood cw #cw blood #gore cw #cw gore

[vampireghostlawyer]

spending halloween in court :(

#had to cancel all my plans anyway for the mpre #still sucks though #wouldve liked to at least have the time to watch a movie or something #clem.txt

[thewritingowl]

One thing I've noticed as I've gotten further into the DPxDC fandom is that people don't believe me anymore when I tell them I don't consume DC media.

Like, I'll be like, "Oh I don't really know much about the DC universe" which is true! Most of my knowledge is from fandom osmosis and various wiki dives I've done for the sake of my own fanfic. Even then, my knowledge tends to be very batman specific because that's the niche that I've found myself just cozying on up into.

But then I'll be talking with one of my irl friends and they'll mention something about batman or one of the robins and I go off about the things I've learned (like according to the batman wiki APPARENTLY Duke might be immortal????? Like what the fuck????) and they'll go, "Wow you know a lot about Batman, huh?"

and I have to sit there being like, none of this knowledge is knowledge I gained legitimately. I was just trying to enjoy some fanfic of my comfort media from when I was a child and suddenly I found a Danny Phantom/Batman crossover fic and now I've written over 100K words for a fandom in which I've never consumed content and whose other half I have not watched since I was a literal child.

My friends are out here being like, "Wow, Eli, you must be a fan of DC!" and like, I can't just TELL them that I only can bring myself to enjoy DC media in this very specific context because the fandom itches a particular area of my brain that has not been scratched in a long time. Like, I'm not MAD that I've ended up in these predicaments, I'm just constantly living in a state of wondering when do I stop denying that I know a lot about Batman and accept that I've become a fan of Batman media in the least legitimate possible way.

IDK if this makes any sense, it's just a thought I had while I was working on my one shot for day 6 of DP/DC Week. Also like, it feels very weird to just throw my thoughts out into the void like this when I've only really interacted with other DP/DC crossover fans via my own fanfics and other ao3 comment sections so like please excuse my general awkwardness as I shout into the void that is tumblr.

#random thoughts to spew to the void #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #All the people who are like ‟I've never seen Danny Phantom before but have this DP/DC crossover fanfic anyways‟ I love you so much #Normalize making fanfic for shows you've never seen #Just go solely off of the fandom's vibes #Our canon now #I do constantly worry though that eventually people will call me out for being a 'fake fan' #Despite making it abundantly clear that I have not consumed much DC media #Like okay I guess I'm exaggerating when I say none #I've seen the Lego Batman Movie and read the webtoon #But the rest of my dc knowledge? #Straight from you all and wiki dives #Though sucks for you all #I have not written this much in this amount of time in so long #I may be a secret fake fan but y'all can't get rid of me now

[honorable-c-note]

Should've eaten that empanada, Miguel.

#miguel o'hara #i made this before i saw the movie #but #anyway #silly guy #atsv #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman across the spiderverse #isn't he just adorable #got that whole 'i want to suck your blood' face on here #very hotel transylvania #i wanna put him in my pocket #even though he's taller than me #giggle #atsv textposts #my stuff #this man HAD ME BLUSHING AND GUSHING IN THE THEATER #i wonder what kind of empanada it was #chicken? #beef? #spinach?

[violentdevotion]

wait do you have a fav boys character yet ?

i really like butcher but i feel like that's a basic answer and also the wrong answer. in another world id like frenchie but i can't get over how much i hate the actor. I love maeve theres never a moment she's on screen where im thinking get this woman outta here she's always entertaining to me. i like starlight but (and this is probably a bit nasty to say) there's smth a little uncanny valley about her sometimes where when she's talking im not listening but staring at her face trying to see what features throwing me off. I hate ashley but the actress played an insufferable character in jessica jones too and I really appreciate her ability to play The Most annoying woman you know.

centrist answer i like them all (except stormfront. hated her before i even knew she was a nazi. she was on insta live and i was waiting for her to explode and die) but my fave would have to be butcher bc i find im rooting for him the most and constantly justifying his actions. but sometimes karl urbans accent pisses me off. also black noir but he doesn't Do anything so it's hard to have him as a fave bc he's barely there.

#ameeras.got.mail #kieran tag #ik men like soldier boy so ill wait to see him do some evil disgusting horrendous thing that would make most ppl go ew he sucks but make #cis men ages 18-35 go wow hes soo cool #i like kimiko too but i dont think im allowed to say shes my fave when sometimes when shes like i dont want to be a weapon anymore :( im #mad at her and thinking get over it. i like mm but hes kinda this mother hen character and i dont rly tend to favour characters who are the #rational voice of reason like can we please get some conflict here #hughies whatever. i rly like his dad though lets go simon pegg #in the 7: homelander sucks. i find a train fun but his athlete storyline wasnt compelling to me personally bc the more i thought about it #the more i thought his superpower sucks. despite it all i find the deep kinda fun. i like that hes a scientologist. #didnt like transparent. was meh about lamplighter. didnt like whats his name sonicboom?? had a personal vendetta against that hijabi supe #we saw for like 2 seconds girl what are you doing there !!!!!! why are you playing into the diversity market !!!! #like edgar but in the way everyone likes giancarlo esposito's characters #nadia is whatever she was always meh to me even as a background character but i rly love the idea of having the superpower to explode #peoples heads with your mind i cant help but think of the xmen and think about if there was a mutant with the ability to explode heads with #their mind and that was their only ability and what a hard fucking sell that would be for xavier #(ive never read the xmen comics and have only seen some of the movies so i like to imagine charles xavier as lilo in the lilo and stitch #cartoon where every episode she would find an experiment with a unique function to destroy and would have to find it a home where it could #help instead. like yeah this experiment fattens people up and eats them lets put him in a resturant or smth #but with mutants #this mutant makes ice lets send him to a fridge company. this mutant explodes heads lets.... erm. #)

[bigshepherdrascalmug]

Honestly even though I don't like MLP creepypastas, I am so happy that they are back with full force, and literally EVERYWHERE I GO, because it means the fandom it's coming back. Ahhhh, bless TikTok, bless Twitter. I missed this fandom ;-;. More, please. More fun horse show no sense please.

#my little pony #mlp fim #mlp creepypasta #mlp au #mlp infection au #mlp g4 rant #mlp g4 #mlp #I hate g5 #mlp g5 sucks #mlp g5 is not the worst thing of the world but as a continuation is just oretty bad #i don't care about g5 as it's own thing but like as a continuarion it sucks #the g5 movie was good but it wasn't worth ruining 10+ years and my childhood and favorite piece of media for #no hate to g5 though I don't like it but you do you #also for whatever reason g5 is very popular with kids so yeah let them be happy I guess