Speaking as a complete Max Jagerman stan,, the way the fandom has completely butchered his character. Did we watch the same show where he has an established god complex making him believe he’s better than everyone else or ,,,
The THING about Laios is that everyone who meets him says "you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up." And it would never occur to him to respond "you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid." But they do. They do want to fuck him so bad it makes them look stupid.
One underrepresented genre in Star Wars fics seem to be individual clone-centric narratives, especially in time travel fics, which are my favorites. Not just clone culture- and I LOVE speculative takes on clone culture- but picking your favorite guy in particular, separating him out from the whole of the brotherhood of the clone army and going "okay, what will he do now?"
silly neopetscore doodles from the other day. (in my modern au they are not idiots as much and have been together for a while ever since the aquarium date)
Current mood: The Quarry cast members chaotically debating the proper formatting and pronunciation of Dylan and Ryan’s ‘ship name after the chat asked them to please be quiet for this scene.
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"mortals,
It's the Crown Without a Ruler (WITHER IN FEAR). I am speaking to you today via server-hosted textual display data. make no mistake; in better days, the God of Another Dimension never relied on computers or clockwork, but due to My very TEMPORARY circumstances, it is the best Your Diademic Deity can do.
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THE MASTER CROWN"
(A) Landia/Parallel Landia/"Base" form:
(B) Landia EX:
(C) Traitor Magolor/EX:
(D) Magolor Phase 2:
(E) Magolor Soul:
(F) Crown Shards:
(G) Crowned Doomer:
(H) Final Boss/"Mistilteinn":
(I) Star Allies:
I'm sure glad it isn't up to me! Too many good choices...
All exemplary images courtesy of Wikirby. Check the tags for some finer details on my decisions while making the poll.
exactly how and where do the Endless have their family dinners? hosting it in any one of their individual realms seems fraught with power dynamics, that's right out. it has to be on neutral ground. so... the human world then? meeting in a human restaurant would also prevent a fair degree of antics and fighting, as they can't be revealing all their Endless powers to a bunch of random folks.
this is all to say, i invite you to imagine Endless family dinner at Olive Garden.