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#this man falls in love and deadass needs to go through this whole cycle to process it
dinosaurtsukki · 3 years
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being the MSBY Jackals’ physiotherapist
anon: HEY BOO! LISTEN BEING THE BLACK JACKELS PHYSIOTHERAPIST! I can imagine a lot of damage I- bye 😽 I could I please have that as a headcanon 👉👈 thanks! ❤️ (that is a If requests are open..)
they are most definitely open and OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING IDEA WHEN I GOT THIS I COULDN’T WAIT TO START. i’ve been watching a lot of vids on what physical therapists do too and i hope you like this it was so fun to write !!
Bokuto Koutarou:
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he deadass got you mixed up with the sports psychologist
when he walked into your clinic he was all ‘ah, hey there’ before lying faceup on the cot and just talking about his problems
and at first you were alright cause good to make conversation and everything until you realized.... “this guy thinks i’m the therapist”
bokuto: people always assume that i’m really naive and i kinda am but--
you: bokuto,,,, i’m not the therapist
bokuto: oh 👁👄👁
you: does it, um, hurt anywhere?
bokuto: *points to his heart*
after directing him to therapist’’s office, you finally clear up his misconceptions on what you’re supposed to be
you did hear about bokuto but what you didn’t expect was that he was An Actual Ray of Sunshine
whenever he comes to your office for his weekly check-ups, he always brings some sort of present
he likes to bring a package of cookies and the two of you eat them while you have your session
bokuto still uses the term ‘ouchie’ and it’s adorable
he takes really good of himself and his body so he isn’t prone to serious injuries. as soon as he knows something feels off, he’ll stop himself from working and come to your clinic
except,,, he comes way too often
bokuto: I WAS FLEXING MY FINGER AND THEN IT SUDDENLY MADE A CRACK SOUND WILL IT FALL OFF???
you: you’ve... never popped your fingers before?
bokuto: you can POP your FINGERS???
in interviews, bokuto loves to mention all the people who helped him on his journey and ngl it’s a REALLY LONG LIST but he always, always mentions you as ‘the best physical therapist ever!!’
and it makes you so soft you love your job so much
he actually ends up recommending you to his friend, akaashi keiji, because bokuto knows his shoulders and back hurt 
akaashi comes into your office and just goes: “can you crack my back and shake me like a glowstick?”
you: i think you’re looking for a chiropractor
akaashi: ...
you: okay, lie down. i’ll see what i can do
Hinata Shouyo:
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he got LOST TRYING TO FIND YOUR CLINIC
like, you were checking your watch wondering where your client was before he burst into your clinic thirty minutes late
also for some reason he was really nervous to see you poor baby he had the misconception that you were there to find what was wrong with him and then after he wouldn’t be able to play again
so he was genuinely surprised after you just made him do a few stretches for him, recommended some ways to move his body to utilize it better, and just sent him off
hinata: just... just like that?
you: yeah, pretty much. unless you feel that something else is wrong
after that he’s not so afraid to visit your clinic. in fact, he enjoys it quite a lot!
hinata really takes note of the advice you gave him (he brings a notepad and everything) and he likes to call you up to let you know that they worked
he actually calls you A LOT, like you’re probably the person he texts and calls the most other than natsu
at one point he was calling you every single day asking about what to eat until you decided to make a whole-ass weekly meal plan for him to just cycle through
 he’s actually quite flexible (not as much as sakusa though) and he’s so proud of being able to reach farther than his toes
when you’re not looking though he measures himself against the height chart on your wall and you think it’s absolutely adorable
hinata knows how to take care of his body and TRIES not to overwork himself but sometimes he gets really impatient about wanting to improve so he’ll stay late in the gym, practicing his spikes and serves
BUT since his teammates know hinata listens to you they’ll threaten to tell you when he’s overworking
sakusa: hinata, if you don’t leave the gym right this instant i am calling y/n
hinata: just five more minutes!!
sakusa: *pulls out his phones and presses some random numbers in*
hinata: OKAY OKAY I’M GOING
it’s kind of like the adult version of your parents calling the doctor when you don’t want to eat
also you have no idea that this happens
even though he’s moved on from it, hinata still gets a bit paranoid about playing a major game while being sick
you’re always at their games as part of their medic crew and before it starts, hinata always comes up to you and asks if you can take his temperature
you didn’t know why until atsumu explained everything so now you make sure to always have a temperature on you for hinata’s peace of mind
Atsumu Miya:
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someone who actually knows what physical therapists actually do thank god 
ngl you’re kinda shookt at how large he is in real life when he walks into your clinic 
he also assumes right away that you want an autograph so he gifts you a signed picture of himself which you always have on your desk from now on because come on you are a fan
atsumu’s really nice to talk to, he does flirt quite a bit but he genuinely asks about how you are too or if your family is doing alright
such a sweet boy
atsumu’s the one who visits your office often but for reasons that are actually relevant to your job because this man just overexerts himself too much
and he keeps brushing it off and saying that he’s alright but you know better you’re a physical therapist for god’s sake
atsumu: i’m telling you. it’s just a sprain!
you: *pokes his ankle*
atsumu: aaaAAAAAAHHHH
he’s the one that you have to constantly keep tabs on and thanks to the help of his teammates and a spare key, you’re able to drop by his apartment once in a while
but no matter how much of a pain in the ass he is you still can’t help but want to take care of him. whenever you make yourself dinner you find yourself making seconds for atsumu
before you know it, you’re making dinner for your favorite MSBY boys because you don’t want them to feel left out
you also have to stop atsumu from overdoing on the protein shakes and drinking vitamins
because he’s addicted protein shakes especially the strawberry-flavored one but you’re the only one who knows that so shhhhhh
atsumu: if one vitamin capsule makes me healthy, does that mean drinking more will make me even more healthy ??
you: NO STOP. STOP WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING. RIGHT NOW.
one time you got a call in the middle of the night from atsumu saying that he ate an entire container of gummy vitamins and you had to run to his place in your pajamas
idk you just see him so much because he keeps getting injuries and it’s hilarious
atsumu, walking into your clinic: hey, doc! they sent me here cause my back hurts from carrying the entire team!
you: atsumu, you dislocated your shoulder
Sakusa Kiyoomi: 
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probably your most normal client among the four of them but that doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy his visits to the clinic 
well, actually when he first visited your clinic, everyone else stalked him because they wanted to see his Flexible Wrists in action
you had to chase them out
sakusa is SO HAPPY that you just took one look at his Flexi-Wrists and noted it down without going batshit over it
you always spray the cots and your instruments with alcohol before he comes in and sakusa knows cause he smells it and he appreciates that so much
one thing that you do notice is that sakusa,,, frequently glances at the jar of lollipops you keep on your desk and give out to your kid patients
and after a session he just lingers for a bit before saying good bye and leaving so one day you just take a chance
you: would you,,, like a lollipop?
sakusa: .... yes please
he chooses a cherry flavored one and is about to leave when he sits back down on the chair
sakusa: they’ll never let me hear the end of it if they see me
so you let him stay in your clinic for a bit longer before deciding to also get a lollipop and that’s how the two of you end your sessions
no talking. just lollipop eating
(i know how it looks but pls don’t add sexual connotations i jus want sakusa to enjoy a fricking lollipop)
he actually likes to remember the scientific muscle names and everything just to impress you 
also, he doesn’t want to give you a hard time but he also likes visiting your office and talking to you (and eating the lollipops) so he makes up all these excuses to come by your clinic
sakusa: i hit my toe on the table
you: okaay, do you need a bandaid?
sakusa: it was the small toe
sakusa’s quite selective about the people he’s with so he’s kind of attached to you now. like it or not, you’re his personal doctor
prepare to receive texts like ‘y/n, i have a cough. what should i drink?’ 
you: sakusa, i’m a PHYSICAL THERAPIST
you: also, ginger tea is supposed to be good for you
he’s actually your eyes and ears when it comes to monitoring the team. kind of like the kid who tattles to the teacher in pre-school
sakusa: y/n, atsumu’s overdoing it again
you: is that so?
atsumu, in the background: NOOOOO NOOO I’M NOT !! SAKUSA’S LYING
you have such a soft spot for sakusa. when he had to be confined at home for breaking his ankle, you sent him a whole jar of lollipops
he ate them all in one day
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bnhaclaimedmysoul · 4 years
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how would inasa be as a boyfriend?
an anon​ requested: Do you write for any character or just the once on your masterlist? If you do, could you please write hcs of Inasa as a boyfriend? He needs more appreciation especially now that we get more content of him 😩 if not then feel free to ignore this 💞💞
character: inasa yoarashi
genre: fluff
note: ok, i’ll admit i haven’t caught up with bnha lately, but i was looking around for info for inasa and i’m highkey in love with this piece of muscle. but anyways, have some fluffed content and enjoy ♡
–– medusa.
in general
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- let’s start off with the fact that this man is loud and proud of his feelings towards you
- he isn’t the type to shy away from feelings, especially when they’re feelings directed to you
- so he’s straight to the point when he first asks you out, expressing his interest for you right away
- he doesn’t really mind if he’s a bit too forward
- inasa isn’t the type to beat around the bush after all
- he confesses in the most direct way possible
- maybe even a bit too loudly
- which may cause a slight bit of discomfort on your side given that the whole class of the hero course in shiketsu was staring right at the both of you
- you’re all stiff at the side while the pile of meat stands across you with a proud expression
- of course, he doesn’t care about the attention
- but he does, however, fail to notice the hint of discomfort tainting your visage
- it takes a few moments of stuttering, swaying in place and shaking until he realizes that you were uncomfortable with the unwanted attention
- attempt number one goes straight out the window
- luckily, he’s quick to thinking for an alternative to get you back, which is to turn to his peers and to banish them from the classroom immediately
- although he did so politely, he earned a few sighs and grumbles before they eventually sauntered out
- you can’t help but facepalm 
- ah, this boy
- but you really can’t help but allow him to do so with his large eyes peering down at you before he clears his throat, repeating his practiced speech of love for you
- man, does he pour his heart out into confessing his feelings for you
- it isn’t much of a surprise given his persona, but it certainly does something for you
- so of course, resonating with the feelings shared, you agree to a date
- and another date leading to the next date before he had gone on to another confession
- another practiced speech of love for when he asks if you wanted to be an official item
- and who were you to put his speeches down?
- not when you were completely in love with this zealous hero
cuddles
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- first of all, this beefy man
- ugh he’s absolutely thicc and he looks like he gives the best hugs
- which he does, what you see is what you get–– heck, maybe even more
- as built as he looks, he’s all so soft
- think of him as some tough looking teddy bear
- the first time you give him a hug, you can’t seem to retract yourself from him??
- the way his muscled arms wrap around your frame gives you the impression that you were meant to remain there
- he seems to think the same as he couldn’t let go of you either
- there’s no going back after that first hug because that would mean cuddles
- beef boi gives the best of cuddles
- the warmest of cuddles to be specific
- his frame is quite large, which provides enough warmth for the both of you
- he may be a tad bit heavy against you given his muscular form, so him laying right atop your frame is a big no-no for him
- he’s afraid of hurting you
- but that doesn’t stop him from being overly clingy to you during cuddling hours
- loves being the smaller spoon between the two of you
- when the time comes for hourly cuddles, you can bet your ass he’s already in bed, curled up
- he will deadass pat the spot behind him for you to take with a wide grin
- you can’t say no
- he has puppy dog eyes
- he just wants to be the small spoon so give it to him
kisses
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- as confident as he seems, he’s ridiculously shy when you two attempt at your first kiss as a couple
- like... he initiates it
- he goes in for it, cups your cheek, leans in before his cheeks completely flush, pulling away right before the both of your lips touch
- he makes a big fuss about it, it actually catches the attention of the civilians passing by
- it gets you flustered as well, which is no help during the first few attempts
- yes, attempts
- after the first five of him repeating the process, you’re practically done with the whole cycle of him retracting and squealing like a fool
- so you take it for the team and do the deed yourself, cupping his chin and planting your lips upon his in an effort to shut him up
- and the moment you two kiss, the tension weighted on his shoulders lighten before he eases himself against your lips
- when you pull away, he takes a moment to catch his breath after all the panicking
- he never gets enough after that day
- it’s four kisses in the morning, three more in the afternoon, five more in the evening
- he soon gets used to smooches, going in for his hourly no matter the location much to his peers dismay
- like i said, he doesn’t care
- he’s madly in love and he communicates this through words and actions
overall
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- he’s a newbie at all this
- and he’s really trying
- he doesn’t mean to make you uncomfortable with his volume and tone, he gets a little too excited sometimes
- but that’s okay, he’s learning since all new to the feeling
- he is, however, glad he gets to learn with you
- each day he spends with you, he falls in deeper
- his passion for you grows into something beautiful as he makes an effort to sweep you off of your feet everyday 
- it honestly feels like you’re being courted everyday
- he never gets tired of it though, he loves you a whole lot
- he treats you like royalty and it shows
 - in conclusion, inasa is the best man
- a whole king fit for serving his one and only
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roadkill-75 · 6 years
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unpopular opinion: panic! edition
warning: this is a rant
the fans who still talk about ryden and only stan the old music are highkey annoying like sis its 2018, brendon has said MULTIPLE times that he doesn’t like it when people ask him about ryden and he hasn’t played songs from pretty.odd (except for nine) in YEARS.
Like imagine being in Brendon’s position where he wrote this album with ryan, spencer and jon and then the whole falling out happens and ryan and jon leave (this is 2008).
then vices&virtues comes out THREE YEARS LATER, and brendon and spencer are still getting asked about the break up when theyre just trying to promote the new album. And i think theres an interview somewhere of brendon and spencer talking about the interviews and brendon deadass says “yeah ive been having panic attacks again and really bad anxiety from talking about it”
THEN SPENCER LEAVES CAUSING THE ENTIRE CYCLE OF ANXIETY ABOUT THE PROMO FOR NEW ALBUM AND INTERVIEWS ABOUT THE BAND SPLITTING UP TO RESTART (this is 2011ish)
then we have the twtltrtd/doab years where everything is fine and brendon finally gets some stability...
THEN DALLON LEAVES AND YET AGAIN BRENDON HAS TO DEAL WITH ALL OF THIS WHILE PROMOTING NEW ALBUMS (this is now 2017)
*AND AFTER ALL OF THIS TAKING ITS TOLL ON BRENDON AND A WHOLE ASS DECADE GOING BY SINCE PRETTY.ODD PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BRING UP RYDEN TO BRENDON AND ASK HIM ABOUT THE BAND HAVING SO MANY CHANGES OVER THE YEARS*
tltr; brendon has been through alot over the past ten years, he doesn’t like when people ask him about ryden or that whole 2008-2011 time period so just please for love of god stop torturing this man bc he is extremely happy w/ sarah. like do i really need to get the video of him trying to sing northern downpour live and having a breakdown and SOBBING for yall to understand to stfu about it.
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