THE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME!!! i have sent in TWO non-horny asks!!! out of the many asks i’ve sent!1!1!1! -💫
MY BAD. my brain is also horny your in good company with me 🤝
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Help I misread angry as hungry and was very confused
IM FUCKING DYING SCOOB GUGIVIBUJVBCU 😭😭😭😭
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Definitely DO NOT take parking advice from this guy. 💀😵💫
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sandman comic about adaptations (audiobook enjoyers if u know u know)
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filed under “latest reasons I rejected my high school ex boyfriend”
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We have a new follower!
All hail Mosquitello!
Omg,
this is beautiful! spread the word of Mosquitello!!
(but dont spam people on my behalf please)
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doodled this before I sleep because I wanted to practice some more which is why this is the laziest thing ever
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Dabi is surprisingly a lightweight. You honestly would’ve never figured by looking at him, but as you think back on it, you’ve never really seen him drink a lot. Not when there were celebratory parties, or when things didn’t go right for him. It’s why you’re so shocked when you convince two shots into his system, why he suddenly looks so loose, why his grin splits so wide.
He’s a clinger, you’ve also learned as you’ve started observing the blue eyed man where he shoves his face into the crook of your neck. His body bends over almost uncomfortably to fit into the position, and you can’t help but flinch a little when his damp breath blows a quiet little raspberry on your flesh.
omg wait my favorite thought is of you not even necessarily being a heavyweight, you can just handle your liquor a little better than anyone expects. you love to knock back drink after drink, convince Dabi into some stupid competition that he falls for because he’s such a little nerd and secretly wants to impress you. he does it thinking you’ll be the drunk one first, the one hanging off of his arm and hopefully his dick by the end of the night.
it belatedly shocks him when it’s the exact opposite. when he’s slurring a little and smiling at you, when you watch him through low eyes with a wide grin, when he wraps himself around you like a python, when you shake his face gently as you squish his cheeks together in hand. he’s just so utterly obsessed with you in these moments, and maybe it’s the liquor in him, but he knows his lowered inhibitions are only bringing forth the feelings he’s always suppressed.
drunk sex with Dabi where he’s the one too loose limbed and limp and weak. he flops onto bed like some rag doll with his arms and legs spread wide, but he musters up enough strength to release the heavy weight of his cock from its confinements. doesn’t do much besides lift his head from the pillows with a point to his crotch and a lazy grin, an announcement of, go ahead and hop on already before he’s flopping back down again, ready to lay back and get fucked like how he knows he deserves.
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Uhhh I was going to send this anonymously but I can’t do that with memes so uhh…. Hi? If someone’s already done this feel free to ignore
hehehe HIIIIII!!! Sorry my inbox forced you to expose yourself but OLLLOOOO friend. :)
This is oddly so accurate and it’s kind of funny because Sokka legit did a fly by. One second Ara is feeding the fishes & then Sokka strolls by, BOOM her life changes forever.
Im kind of curious if he had the same expression this plane has… hmmmm….
thanks for this it’s so funny!!!
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