#this isn't an au or anything i mean canon undertale post pacifist

[egglands-worst]

thinking about undertale skeletons in space.

papyrus would try to set up a lemonade stand on the moon and then be confused and disappointed that no one is buying anything. sans would be off somewhere fortnite dancing also on the moon in hopes that someone would be looking thru a telescope.

can you imagine. you're a scientist looking thru your big fancy telescope and you decide to look at the moon only to see sans fortnite dancing. almost as if he sensed you looking he looks up and winks directly at the telescope. can you imagine.

there's a deep space probe that they're eagerly awaiting the first photographs of this one astroid to show up. the moment they get the data, the images slowly pan over from one side of the astroid to show: papyrus, frozen stock-still in a pose reminiscent of bigfoot, standing on the asteroid. As the scientists are trying to puzzle this out, the skeleton himself appears and apologizes profusely for ruining their incredibly important and scientific documentation. nobody understands what is going on

sans is selling trips to the moon for the small price of 5,000 g. someone coughs up the money and sans disappears, and then appears back a moment later and says "thanks for paying for my trip to the moon"

papyrus shows up on mars one day and dusts off the opportunity rover, maybe makes a couple small repairs and then waits for her to recharge. The moment she starts working, he smiles his big bright smile (right in view of opportunity's camera) and leaves. NASA riots as suddenly they start getting signals from the opportunity rover again. and then riots again as they see that one skeleton again--

#undertale #this isn't an au or anything i mean canon undertale post pacifist #they do all sorts of unexplainable things why stop now #also they don't have lungs so they don't need to breathe air so all the issues with that is negligible #sans #papyrus #feel free to add on any dumb things these dudes would do #also my gaster would like. accidentally smack into the international space station. and then start dad-ing all the confused astronauts #probably brings them some fresh snacks #much to their unending confusion #''hey ground control? we think a skeleton just adopted us???'' ''what.'' #everyone just goes with it at this point because omce monsters were freed from the underground and other monsters started coming out of the #woodwork all over the world #things got really really weird #and trying to justify these weird skeletons wouldn't be worth it. all they'd get is a headache #anyway this post is brought to you by: Yearning #i wanna go to space so bad. so so bad. #blaidd screams