#this is. this is literally a quote said by joseph ii holy roman emperor about his SISTERS HUSBAND

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things that killed prince philip: louis xvi’s strong and perfectly satisfactory erection

#this is. this is literally a quote said by joseph ii holy roman emperor about his SISTERS HUSBAND #imagine your mom tells you “watch your sister fuck and teach her guy how to bust a nut #and you’re just like well okay #he gets hard his penis is pretty decent but he doesn’t MOVE and they’re having pain