#this is why i can't have nice things

[thetopichot]

As much I love Middle Ground, which I absolutely do don't get me wrong; HOWEVER, everytime I fucking think too much about Finn & Auron just being a cute couple & just chilling I THINK ABOUT THIS FUCKING YAOI TEMPLATE

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #auron yuurivoice #yuurivoice finn #finn yuurivoice #the middle ground #middle ground #this is why i can't have nice things #BECAUSE IT TURNS INTO THE STUPID YAOI TEMPLATES #this is what I fear #I DONT WANNA TURN THEM INTO THE YAOI COUPLE 😭😭😭😭

[sadnessunderthebridge]

For anyone reading this, it is about hour 10 and still no Ao3. Not sure how much longer we'll last here, we're getting desperate, we've already lost some to Wattpad and Fanfic.net. Wish the rest of us luck.

Update: we have finally gotten access to our beloved Ao3. We shall rise once again.

Update #2: It's been also 24h with out Ao3, we managed to make minimum contact last night, but this morning, we again lost contact. Our readers are struggling, praying to your gods or deities, or whatever you believe I have a feeling we're going to be here for a while.

Update #3: After over 24 hours, we are finally officially back, and we have been rescued by our great Ao3 gods.

#ao3 #/j mostly #guys i was in the middle of some heavy smut 😭 #steddie #ao3 is down #ao3 issues #a big fuck you to the dicks who tried hacking Ao3 #go fuck yourself #what did we do to deserve this #this is why i can't have nice things #this is why im gay #ddos attack #we shall make it through young warriors #edit: I manged to get it to work last night but I feel asleep before I could finish the story #ao3 back online

[meerealsssss]

i was so happy. i was so proud of myself. then the fucking bracelet broke.

#this is why i can't have nice things #or have nice moments ig

[pharawee]

Was anybody going to tell me that Boss Thawatchanin my beloved is in Naughty Babe or was I supposed to find out myself completely by chance from an unrelated post on my dashboard

#i'm two eps behind and this is what happens 😭😭 #i do it to myself #this is why i can't have nice things #:(((( #jane watches stuff #(jane doesn't watch stuff and misses out on their faves)

[maegorsbignaturals]

Friend: Oh, i have seen that dragon show you told me! And some videos about the conquest, Robert's rebellion too. That guy Maegor was quite bad, wasn't he?

Me, acting totally normal about the man that i have dedicated just a few posts, a few rants, a small blogs and a few toughs of every single interpetation of his character:

#maegor targaryen #asoiaf #meirl #this is why i can't have nice things

[eyeballcommander]

Say, if you like cats so much, why don't you just get one? Lord Hater has a pet, Dr. Schwarzschild has a pet...

Who? ...Wait, that's Bert.

Anyways pets-- even relatively low maintenance animd like cats-- are a lot of work. And I barely have enough time to take care of myself!

Seriously, how'm I supposed to remember to feed it when I keep forgetting to eat?

#I USED to have some spiders in my room #Nice ordinary spiders that did a good job at pest control #I'm not even sure if I can call them pets because I pretty much allowed them to exist and they rarely acknowledged me #Given that they're- y'know #Spiders #I swear those things will stay still for months #Only way to check if there's still a spider there is to get a pointer out and give it a light poke #it was nice to watch them weave their webs when they happened to do it around me #And I did look forward to seeing them #But SOMEBODY'S beast that can hardly be called a spider climbed up and ATE them!!! #Can't even keep Captain Tim out when he looooove using the vents #And believe me I've been experimenting with acid proof walls! #Anyways #This is why I can't have nice things #Even a symbiotic relationship with my Four Corner Guardians who I fed once in a blue moon #The bugs mostly came from Lord Hater's room since they're near each other and SOMEONE keeps leaving food out #So aside from a few rare occasions they were entirely self sufficient

[isekyaaa]

I am.... way too picky with my prompts......

#rambles #this is why i can't have nice things #i'm such a pain in the butt #i really have to be like #'no long prompts. no dialogue prompts. no......' #pain in the butt #that's what i am #maybe i'll make a prompt event eventually

[uozlulu]

Read fic twice over to check for typos

Write fic summary

Post fic to AO3 and cross post to Tumblr

Three days pass

Look at who all has been bookmarking my fics

Notice I typed “thieves comes” instead of “thieves come” in the summary of the new fic

???

profit

#needless to say i fixed the typo #this is why i can't have nice things #adventures in fic writing

[immortalmuses]

Me, at the start of reading RWRB: Hell yeah, a main character who is BIPOC and from Texas and on a journey of self-discovery, clearly I will be adding them as a muse.

Also Me, halfway through RWRB: [sobbing] why do I love these stupid, emotionally repressed white boys with stiff upper lips and sad emo vibes, WHY?????

#this is why i can't have nice things #ooc #choosing violence | ooc #it's Nicolò Di Genova all over again

[abutterflyobsession]

ugh, I put my pencils somewhere safe again didn't I . . .

#a butterfly obsesses #probably somewhere it makes complete sense for them to be #and I proudly thought I'd find them again no problem #this is why I can't have nice things #they disappear into the void

[fiendfifofum]

Thinking about all the war crimes I could have done by now if I believed in myself a little more

#sentimental #aspirational #what's a few war crimes between friends? #this is why I can't have nice things #yes #we all have at least one war crime in us #it's true

[gothcroissant]

Sorry about the flat falling through—I feel that. About six months ago I moved to the UK, and there was a perfect flat, like, decent rent, spacious (for me, at least), fucking window seats, perfect location, etc, but it didn’t work out for a slew of boring reasons. That said, I found another place, and while it’s imperfect (s2g the shower is the width and length of an apartment sized fridge, right across from a primary school and nursery so I wake up to screaming toddlers every morning), I’ve realised that it’s very much an in-between place. Wherever you end up going, while I sure hope it would be The Place cos you should absolutely have a place you’re happy in, if it’s not, maybe the next place will be. Take care of yourself, keep looking, and don’t give up! Something’ll pan out.

thanks, friend. i got to live in the most perfect apartment for 4 months i guess, and I'll never be able to afford anything this nice ever again, and I hoped this was the forever place but it was just an in-between place. like, it was a sublet that had a 50/50 chance i'd be able to keep it, but the people (who, ha! also own a whole actual house!) want it back and i knew that it might happen and i shouldn't have gotten my hopes up and i just feel so dumb, and so sad, and i also feel resentment and envy stinging in my veins. so now I have to move for the second time in 5 months. and i'm angry at myself for making such a stupid, expensive mistake. and i'm angry that i thought for a second that maybe i could have something nice, and feel safe, and trust that things were gonna work out. but i remain in between. hopefully soon we both will land.

#will delete probably #childish on main #this is why i can't have nice things

[brick-a-doodle-do]

BIRB

FUCK

#talking brick #this is why i can't have nice things #why did he follow me INTO LAVA #IT'S FLYING HOW DID IT DO THAT #DUMBASS BIRD #but also i dearly miss him already :(

[canichangemyblogname]

Walked around the corner to find my cat chewing on my work suit jacket. Like... practically suckling on the tag. The collar is all wet.

#why? #just why #this is why I can't have nice things

[windwardstar]

anyway gotta love missing the big ORANGE on the front of the carton and it being the very first ingredient when you check the juice carton to make sure it doesn't have oranges

then realizing it and having to scrap that idea

and then grabbing a different juice drink you also checked the label for (and being correct in it not saying anything about oranges)

but then that juice drink has generic "natural flavors" and "fruit juices" for color and flavor and suprise! they include orange because your mouth and lungs are now full of mucus!

#this is why i can't have nice things #because fruity things almost always have orange hiding in them #and savory has garlic and onion

[martsonmars]

now i'm feeling like i'm being annoying with the pornbots lol

#this is why i can't have nice things #i'll shut up for today