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bahbzxxx · 2 years

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I know I've said this before, but I will say it again~

☆ミI want to be Venti's trophy wife. ☆ミ

Just imagine your life married to Venti. Seeing as he is a god, he would probably take any chance to spoil you rotten with his love. You two likely would call stormterror's lair your home, probably because it's a place that Venti knows that your secrets will be safe, and the two of you can live in blissful harmony forever.

That lovely little pond with the small bridge near the edge of old Mondstadt is where you both most likely spend your evenings, after returning from starsnatch cliff to watch the sunset. (Gotta give Marvin and Marla their turf.) Here, as the cooler breeze envelops you, the two of you sit by that bridge, holding onto each other tightly and exchanging body heat underneath his or your cape, should you be wearing one.

As your heartbeats fall into the same content rhythm, he whispers stories of his past into your ear~ some you've heard plenty of times, and some are new. Some bittersweet and downright harrowing, and some just plain hilarious and made to poke fun at himself. It is your laugh of pity towards his silliness that makes his eyes light up, his smile widen, and his cheeks rosier.

Since becoming his partner, you may notice that he doesn't feel the need to drink as much when he is with you-but when he brings wine to share with you, it's always the best quality he can find. On the warmer evenings, the two of you will sit by the little pond, the beach, or maybe even starfell lake; perhaps putting your feet in the water, leaning onto each other with cider in hand. Perhaps you are taking a nice walk, arms linked with each others. Or, you could be putting the fresh cecelias you picked earlier into his hair as the two of you ramble on about utter nonsense in the eyes of others, but it's these useless conversations that make the two of you fall in love a little more each passing day.

It's these small things that make Venti one of the best husbandos. Yes, Ven Ven is Maestro. He is papa. But this rodent ruler is our husbando. Always was, always will be.

#i love venti #genshin venti #genshin impact hcs #genshin #venti husbando #venti is husbando shaped #husbando #venti fluff #beloved of the anemo archon #venti #cringe #venti x reader #shameless #cute venti #no srsly I'm not kidding #this is why i’m single #venti is maestro fr #besties for life

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polithicc · 22 days

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tried to split an apple with my bare hands tonight and it didn’t work :(

#have a video of it too #embarrassing #this is why I’m single #pers

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piece-of-mined · 1 month

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I was at the gym tonight and a cute guy working out on a machine caught my attention.

A minute after I noticed him, I observed as he got up and walked to the machine across from him where a hot girl was working out and he adjusted a part of the machine for her that was out of place.

It made me consider how a cute guy would probably never do that for me, because I less resemble a conventionally attractive girl and more so resemble a short and squat troll with bad hair.

#this is why I’m single #I don’t deserve cute guys helping me or paying me an ounce of attention #personal #dumb #rant

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its-no-good-to-me-decaf · 28 days

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Spoken to a person for a week and they are acting like they own me and how I cant talk to anyone else.

Update: I told them to fuck off.

#this is why I’m single #people are cracked in the head

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happyugly · 2 months

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nobody wants a boyfriend who looks like a girl anymore

#this is why i’m single

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nkatr84 · 1 year

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Oh boy…

Saw Wakanda Forever. Excellent, touching, movie. But um…I realized something…👉🏻👈🏻

I think my type is hot complex Latino men…I mean Pedro Pascal. Oscar Issac. Now Tenoch Huerta.

Space Daddy.

Moon Boys.

Aqua Papi.

Dang.

And this clip doesn’t help.

I mean why’d he have to flex!? Dang it!

#namor #marvel #black panther #wakanda forever #I can’t even swim #aqua Papi #fictional boyfriend #fictional men #this is why I’m single

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tailoredshirt · 1 year

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I have a date on Saturday 😭 crying because 1) I wasn’t nervous at first but suddenly I am, and 2) I don’t have any jeans that fit me right now and idk if I should wear leggings or work pants, or go buy jeans after work tomorrow

#I guess work pants #this is why I’m single

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imtherainbownow · 7 months

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i have NO CLUE how to talk to cute boys. And I forgot the cute boy in my gym class’ name. But he’s so cute!! I’m average looking most of the time. How do I, a pansexual disaster, walk up to the man who is just my type, and ask for his name??

#This is why I’m single #I’m so oblivious man #can’t talk to people I have a crush on

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cemeterymidtown · 1 year

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She re on my ani til I mater

*EXTREMLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND*

#this is only funny to me #reanimator 1985 #haha #I thought of this 4 hrs ago #this is why I’m single

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a-hearts-a-heavy-burden · 2 years

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Why am I single?

Because nobody has ever said the words “Why don’t you just tell them all to fuck off, love, and be mine?”

#the amazing devil #Madeleine Hyland #Joey Batey #Little Miss Why So #Love Run #This is why I’m single

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raplinesmoon · 2 years

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do u ever just think about Seokjin smiling when he reaches peak happiness and the way his smile is so big and his eyes crinkle and then u get butterflies in ur stomach? or is it just me?