#this is the product of talking some crack thots with some peeps after remembering one time when my roomate got cRazy luck and drew exodia

[chaosmax]

AU where everything is the same but Yugi didn’t lose Exodia on the boat ride over to duelist kingdom and thus builds his entire deck around exodia making the annoying stall deck ™ and it is literally his go-to play. each duel takes 2x as long.

Strollin’ up to Pegasus who’s ready to absorb his monsters with Relinquished but wait what why does he have so many cards allowing him to draw new ones and so many kuribohs to save himself from damage--oH that’s WHY

Battle City comes around, Yugi and Strings trying to out-stall each other. Exodia vs Obelisk in the duel against Kaiba, gets to beat him twice with Exodia. “Wow if I had a nickle for each time I was defeated by Exodia I would have two nickles. Which wouldn’t be a lot, but strange that it happened twice.”

EDIT: In Yugi vs. Yami Marik after so many times of surviving Ra’s attacks he also runs out of ways to keep using monster reborn and brining back Ra and gets so fed up his existence is extinguished on the spot due to frustration. Just decided peace, im out, the shadow realm is better than this

Yugi drives Yami Barkura’s patience to the absolute limit as they both are playing stall decks during Memory World. Honda, Jounouchi, and Anzu have long since fallen asleep in boredom “wake us when something happens yugi you got this 👍”

Ceremonial duel. Atem rEgRetS that Yugi still has Exodia. the duel lasts like 5 hours. Atem suddenly wants to trade the god cards for Exodia because at least he wouldn’t be the one getting frustrated just trying to gEt to Yugi’s lifepoints

#yugioh #my posts #this is the product of talking some crack thots with some peeps after remembering one time when my roomate got cRazy luck and drew exodia #i am still bamboozled by that turn of events : ") #crack #yugioh au