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what-even-is-thiss · 1 month

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I still think about during my last semester of undergrad I took comparative religion as an elective and this was during covid and a bad wildfire season so everybody around me was losing their jobs, homes, health. And one day during Zoom class someone explained the word “yeet” to my comparative religion professor as the opposite of yoink

And without any hesitation she said “Ah, so the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away”

And when I tell you that kept me going for at least a week

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sir-ballister-boldheart · 8 months

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Nimona: Yoink is the opposite of yeet

Ambrosius: Yes, but just as fast

Nimona: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

Ballister, looking down from the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me instantly upon impact

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marauderstars · 1 year

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Sirius: “Yoink” is the opposite of “yeet.”

James: Yes. But just as fast.

Sirius: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away.

Remus, looking down from the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me instantly upon impact.

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little-black-dress-zack-fair · 8 months

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Genesis: “Yoink” is the opposite of “yeet.”

Sephiroth: Yes. But just as fast.

Genesis: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away.

Angeal: *looking down from the window* I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me instantly upon impact.

#incorrect quotes #genesis rhapsodos #sephiroth #angeal hewley #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core #final fantasy vii before crisis

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incorrect-mighty-nein · 6 months

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Beau: Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet

Fjord: yes, but it's just as fast

Jester: the Traveler Yeeteth, and the Traveler Yoinketh away

Caleb, looking down the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me upon impact

#critical role #incorrect quotes #the mighty nein #beauregard lionett #fjord tusktooth #jester lavorre #caleb widogast #the mighty queue

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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[teen male reader, peter and ned building lego together]

ned : [throw lego to male reader] yeet!

male reader : [looking at ned deadpan before randomly gasped] yeet is the opposite of yoink!

peter : [looking at male reader like he just discovered expensive knowledge] but it's just as fast!

ned : the lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away!

mj : [who about to approach them] nope, i don't know them [walk to a different direction]

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duckapus · 5 months

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WarioWare Incorrect Quotes Collection

Wario: Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night.

5-Volt: That is the worst thing you could've possibly said.

Ashley: Cauldron Boil and Cauldron Bubble, Baja Blast to Fuel My Trouble...

Jimmy: Why do you challenge them?

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Spitz: Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.

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Wario, after meeting Mona the first time: I've never been an inspiration before.

Wario: Not sure if I like having this much responsibility.

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Mona: What did you two do?

Kat:

Ana:

Mona: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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9-Volt: Why would anyone hate Wario?

Lulu: Maybe because they met him?

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Red, Texting: Ashley, there's a really big moth on the bathroom door, can you come get it?

Red: Please Ashley I'm gonna cry.

Red: Ashley

Red: Ashley?

Ashley, Texting: Hello, this is the Moth. You're next.

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Lulu: I have no parental figures to tell me not to wrestle bears.

5-Volt: It's me, I'm that parental figure. I'm telling you now; Do Not Wrestle Bears.

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Orbulon: I had too many magic beans.

Orbulon: The magic beans are coursing through my veins!

Dribble: Uhhhh, Orbulon?

Mike: Ignore him, he ate seven containers of Tic Tacs.

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(During WarioWare Snapped)

Wario, handing forged Health and Safety approval stickers to Kat and Ana: Okay kids, plaster these on anything that looks like a lawsuit.

Ana: Wario, is this legal?

Wario: When the cops aren't around, everything's legal!

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Dr. Crygor, trying to learn internet slang: So Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet?

Penny: Yes but it's just as fast.

Mantis, also trying to learn internet slang: *nods solemnly* The Stars Yeeteth, and the Stars Yoinketh away.

Cricket, looking out the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me on impact.

Doris 1, with the tone of someone with Experience: It isn't.

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Ashley's Parents: We raised a perfectly well-functioning child.

Ashley: Oh, I have a sibling I don't know about?

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*Mona, Cricket and 13-Amp are sitting in jail together*

Mona: So who should we call?

13-Amp: I'd call 5-Volt, but honestly I feel safer in jail.

Cricket: *sighs* And Master would probably see it as some kind of learning experience.

Mona: ...Wario?

13 and Cricket: Wario.

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Wario: Clearly, this is the Stars' way of punishing us.

Jimmy T: I thought you didn't believe the Stars are divine beings.

Wario: I do for the bad stuff...

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Cricket: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Cicada: That's okay, I didn't throw it.

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13-Amp, reading from an online quiz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for ten million coins?

9-Volt: You stab me, then when my leg gets better we buy all the games we want!

18-Volt: Oh! You stab me too, then we can have 20 million!

9-Volt: Good thinking!

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Wario: While I'm gone, Jimmy, you're in charge.

Jimmy: Groovy!

Wario: *whispering* 5-Volt, you're secretly actually in charge.

5-Volt: Obviously.

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Cicada: Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

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Captain Syrup: So, who exactly is in charge here?

Wario: Well, on paper I'm the CEO, but in practice it's usually whoever yells the loudest.

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to-the-western-wood · 8 months

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lucy: yoink is the opposite of yeet but just as fast

edmund: the lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away

eustace: i think i'm having a stroke

#incorrect narnia quotes #incorrect quotes #narnia #lucy pevensie #edmund pevensie #eustace scrubb

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incorrect-candela-obscura · 4 months

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Sean: Yoink is just the opposite of yeet.

Jean: Yes, but it's just as fast.

Marion: The Mother yeeteth, and the Mother yoinketh away.

Nathaniel, looking out the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me upon impact.

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clonememesfrikyeah · 2 years

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Echo: “Yoink is the opposite of yeet.”

Fives: “But it is just as fast, therefore there equal.”

Echo: “The force yeeteth and force yoinketh away. In the name of out holy savior Obi-wan Kenobi, Amen.”

Fives: “AMEN MOTHER FUCKERS!”

Rex, overhearing all of this: “I feel like I’m having a stroke.”

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incorrect-snkquotes · 2 months

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Kyo: “Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

Shingo: But is just as fast

Chizuru: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

Iori: Well, there’s my eulogy sorted

#submission #incorrect quotes #chizuru puns #kyo kusanagi #shingo yabuki #chizuru kagura #iori yagami #source: tumblr #mod kyo #IVEDNRFJIWOEFJIWHEFNIOWHDFISJ #queue

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princess-of-the-corner · 3 months

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Now I'm interested, what are some of your favorite picks for the cast? Any choices that don't make sense on paper but you have an odd reason for?

Oh for the bnha pmd thing? Okay so they're all pokemon and like. I have. I have Thoughts™.

Like we brianstormed half of this ages ago in the discord and then I made a joke and we brought it back up and Aki is making their own spin on it now(I love this for you btw it's fun and I love seeing the overlap on our thoughts)

ANYWAY: Who is what pokemon!

So first off. All of 1-A are first stage evolution because they're baby.

Izuku - Oh boy. Short version: Mew 3 but thinks he's a Shaymin. Long story will swing back to it eventually

Katsuki - Riolu! I had narrowed it down to Riolu, Cyndaquil, or Mankey, all for appearance and vibes and some in the power category. But then it was pointed out that Riolu evolves through /friendship. and I just. The narrative there? Beautiful.

Ochako - Cleffa! They're from space!

Kiri - Sandshrew! I knew he'd be a ground or rock type and Sandshrew's a vibe and they're all pointy, but also because my AU has Kiri and Tetsutetsu as siblings I wanted something to fit both of them as they'd be the same thing, and main Sandshrew is ground but the Alolan one is part Steel for Tetsutetsu

Shoto - Vulpix, still a Chimera so he's both Kantonian and Alolan.

Denki - Pichu. Like how can I not he already gets the Pikachu jokes but Pichu is extra baby and can't yet control the electricity!

Jiro - Noibat! Just fuckin look at it!

Tsu - Froakie. Frog!!! Will eventually be a Greninja and look at the similarities!

Fumikage - Murkrow. Once again. Obvious choice.

Hagakure - Kecleon! Invisible baby!

Ojiro - Aipom! Monkey! Tail is a hand!

Sato - Milcrey but like. Big one.

Momo - Eevee. Simple but many possibilities!

Himiko - Zorua. Known for disguising!

Mei - Tinkaton. It just. It's pink and it builds weapons!!!!

Monoma - Smeargle. he copies things!

All Might - Palafin. IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY PERFECT CHOICE

Recovery Girl - Blissey. Nurse pokemon!!

Present Mic - Chatot. I have to make the gay bird be the other gay bird it's a pmd story I have to!!

Midnight - Slazzle

Cementoss - Conkledurr

Power Loader - Exadrill

Nezu - Ironically, the one random Human who got yeeted into the pokemon world.

AfO - A VERY pissed off Mewtwo.

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Going into the Todoroki drama for a second:

Enji is an Incineroar(Seriously LOOK AT IT).

Rei is an Alolan Ninetails, chosen because 1.) compatible with Incineroar and 2.) can make both fire and ice kids.

We're /kinda/ breaking some of how in-game genetics and abilities work for the kids to match their canon powers.

Toya is a Kantonian Ninetails but he got Snow Cloak instead of Flash Fire

Fuyumi is all Alolan

Natsuo is the opposite of Toya, being Alolan but having Flash Fire instead of Snow Cloak.

Shoto, as mentioned above, is a Chimera. So he got both the Kanto and Alola forms in one.

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Swinging back to Izuku's bullshit: Basically Dad for One but with me yoinking from my other Monster AU.

AfO being a very pissed off Mewtwo. Has become the thing he hated and tried to make another Mew, resulting in Izuku. Baby Izuku ends up teleporting his ass out of there and is found by Inko(a Shaymin). Imprints on her as a mother figure and unconsciously uses the transform ability to copy her form. Inko does not know what happened there but that is a baby and it's hers now damn it. Izuku knows Inko isn't his mom but isn't aware that he's not a Shaymin.

#bnha mystery dungeon au

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lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Ryan: "Yoink" is the opposite of "yeet," but it's just as fast.

Steph: The Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away.

Alex: I feel like I'm having a stroke.

#ryan lucan #steph gingrich #alex chen #luchenrich #bird squad #life is memes #life is strange #life is strange true colors #incorrect quotes #incorrect life is strange quotes

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guywhodoesthingssometimes · 10 months

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Yoink is the opposite of yeet.