#this is so stupid why do i like cars

[kalofi]

he has to wait for luffy to get distracted by something and leave before he can make a break for the bathroom

#this is so stupid but i got a request that said and i quote ‘luffy doing smth stupid to zoro’ #and so i delivered. #click for better quality #reblog this if ur gonna like it plz #art #one piece #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #zolu #sure why not love wins #in case it wasn’t clear he’s showing zoro that one car commercial screamer jumpscare video

[irregularbillcipher]

so god forbid i’m seen just as an average human being

#bill cipher #andrew kryptos #gravity falls #not gonna tag flatland because it seems too tangentially related but you guys get why i draw their mortal designs grayscale and victorian #for anyone going 'what's going on with baby bill's chest???' that's a victorian scoliosis brace #they're mostly covered by clothes usually but with a low collar you would be able to see parts of it #i usually translate his mild irregularity to scoliosis #just realized there's no full drawing of canon era bill in his stupid used car salesman suit. ah well #just know the jacket has a smilar triangle shape to the jacket he wears in the last flatland era drawing and has triangle buttons #you guys have seen it i posted that design before #a good portion of these drawings is just me going 'hee hee victorian fashion fun.' loved drawing andy's stupid big coat #also-- if you notice there's a jump in bill's clothing quality from the pictures where he's around 8 to the one where he's a teen #that's chuck's doing. he was like 'well if you're going to work in a tailor shop you should look the part >:(' #and bought bill a 'uniform' so he had some nicer clothes. bill's folks don't really bother getting him nicer clothes most of the time #but if someone else is paying they won't turn it down and he picked up on that

[hood-ex]

I have seen you talking about Dick & Dami's relationship and Dick & Tim as well,but what are your takes on Dick and Jason actually?

Like how you wish their relationship should be portrayed today and where are them missing when it comes to making those two acting like siblings?

Do you think in the past their dynamic was better?

How Dick views Jason and how Jason views Dick?

This is difficult to answer because there are like 8 different stages to Dick and Jason's relationship with various dynamics. They also view each other a bit differently depending on which stage we're talking about.

The way I would like their relationship to be portrayed today isn’t necessarily possible thanks to Jason’s integration into the family and acceptance of the no killing moral code. For me, their ideal dynamic is portrayed in Outsiders #44-46. And I know people are gonna find that regressive as hell but, tbh, that dynamic is far more interesting than the kinda awkward thing they have going on now.

Although, I don't mind that they acknowledge their brotherhood in a serious manner now. Like before they'd kinda be like, "Eh... I mean... we were adopted from the same guy but... brothers? Eh..." And now they're more firmly in the, "We're brothers," camp. So that development is interesting.

Character progression wise, it wouldn't feel right for for them to be super close in the way that, say, Dick and Tim are (unless we saw a lot of trust and relationship building between them), but at the same time, there is part of me that kind of wants them to have that older sibling bond (except Jason is closer in age to Tim than he is to Dick sooo actually let's just leave older sibling things to Dick and Cass... not that Cass is much older than Jason though so LOL this is why Dick has to lone the oldest sibling thing by himself... which is funny because Dick is technically no longer the oldest sibling, he's a baby brother now... except Dick and Melinda's relationship really hasn't progressed much sooo you could say they share blood but don't consider each other family yet, in which case, Dick is still the oldest... I mean, regardless, Dick is the oldest sibling of the Waynes... god why did they have to make all of this so difficult 😫).

#jason's like blerghhh dad always loved you best. but also hey we should work together bc you're a killer like me #and then jason's also like hey dick you were the most amazing thing i've ever seen and idk you're cool but i won't say that to you #and then he's also like hey dick i've got girl advice for you and i also need your opinion on my hair. oh now bane is trying to kill us #and then he's also like oh you got amnesia? i don't give a fuck about you and maybe i'll kill you #and he's also like oh you trust me? okay well... we're brothers and i'm gonna save you #and then dick's like oh hey kid call me if you need me. oh you died? i am literally devastated i'm so sorry #and he's also like wow you're very good at what you do but i don't trust you... okay but i trust the intel you're giving me sooo.... #and then he's like why the fuck are you dressing like me and killing people?? quit doing stupid shit!! #and then he's like jason what the fuck are you doing--let me help you!! #and then he's like kinda indifferent to jason but jason is still Ugh this family is stupid why am i here #and then dick's like ofc i'm gonna come help you if you need me but also this is awkward af and things are weird between us so bye #except not bye because i'm staying here to help you and your team #and then dick's like i'm being controlled by joker so i'm gonna kill yoooou #and then he's like eh i trust you and i'm gonna help you bc we're brothers but you literally wrecked bruce's car you numbskull #and then he's like you're doing dumb shit and i have to take you down but oh thanks for not letting the train kill me #and then they're both like meh we're doing shit w the batfam even though neither of us should be here rn #and yeah that's how it goes. that's. literally it. writers cannot keep their relationship consistent in the long term #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #relationship analysis #anon

[babisawyer]

Jackie realizing she’s gonna have to take care of shauna and jeff’s ghost baby

#🐇 #yellowjackets #truly it’s so interesting to me how much better this season is than the first that literally never happens for me #the current timeline is finally getting interesting. Jeff is still the best part #love how fast misty took to being a cult that is so her™️ #Jackie liking poppies is interesting to me both in the Jackie is gay camp and also you know the whole thing with wizard oz and her death #the ending was so fucking depressing I need a nap now #like I’m so happy they didn’t eat the baby that would have been so incredibly cheap but glad to finally have answers #like do we think shauna was dreaming or had she temporarily crossed over because like where was Jackie and the French dude #I’d say it would make sense that Lottie could be there somehow #idk it reminded me a lot of Jackie’s death of course so I have many questions #I will say the cop story line is pretty stupid like no fucking way is any of this legal and also let’s kill that creep cop shauna #I will help you girl I will drive the get away car #I was also like wondering awhile ago if Lottie’a camp is near where the plane crash was #and my best friend and I were like no there’s no way and then they tell us it’s in New York so like possibly close to the boarder? #I tried looking up cherry hill but I couldn’t find anything idk it’s probably totally unlikely and they just also happen to be in the woods #I didn’t get a preview for next week is there a preview? idk #my complaint this week is where is Jackie lmfao where is her ghost why wasn’t she in sex ed give me something I’m not ready to move on!!!!

[elvenbeard]

Road Trip 2/4 🏜️

Absolutely no smoking allowed in the car (cause it's Vince's baby... coffee and fastfood to go are already pushing the limit), but it's important to take breaks anyway when you're on the road for a while, crammed into a tiny, hot space together!

... to enjoy the new sceneries, stretch your legs, and give big hugs to make up for being stupid a little while earlier about something that doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things.

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk vp #cp2077 vp #cyberpunk photomode #kerry eurodyne x v #kerry eurodyne #vincent ezaki #otp: to bad decisions #my vp #did I accidentally scratch up the car completely on my search for a scenic location? no why #did I try my best to photoshop away all the damage? yes xD would no one have noticed if I hadn't pointed it out? oh well... #anyway there's something about that second pic that just made me go absolutely feral ;___; #they've probably been bickering about something stupid shortly beforehand #not downright arguing but bitching around #cause yeh... they both have a temper and big egos it just happens over silly things sometimes XD #and then kerry gets out and has a smoke break and vince follows after a minute to take some pics and then just silently hugs kerry #and it's all forgiven without many words - cause they both know whatever it was is no point being mad about any longer than necessary #I do feel like a lot of their communication goes without words cause they're both bad about expressing feelings openly #without getting sarcastic at least #and for vince it's a big deal to have someone he is so comfortable around to make that possible cause he's very iffy about touch #and physical closeness in general #and I think Kerry having someone that just gets him and understands him without words is also super cathartic #öljadjsfhadsf getting fucking emotional about pixel men again DONT MIND ME

[jaijaiwriter]

I just rewatched the Cars franchise (yes, ig also due to the new show) and wow (Owen Wilson's "wow"), one of the most hilarious character traits of Lightning McQueen that I realized is that he's so SO childish. This dumbass literally dreams about being some wierd meta flying (cars universe-)alien fighting machine once Dinoco sponsors him. Pouts when he's upset. Hellbent on doing the things he loves (i.e. racing). Extremely competitive. Gets a nightmare about frank demolishing his race and that's enough to get him "I NeED tO GeT oUTtA hErE!". Literally had no shame at all saying 'I love you' to Sally (cars 2), Mater (Cars on the road) and (I'm sure) to eVerYOnE in Radiator Springs. "MaTeR, YoU ArE ThE BOoMB!". Surrounded by obviously new gen racers and still races. Dances in the middle of nowhere just to get his mentee to come with him. Loves dinosaurs. "Oh, Let's scare those folks of my mountain!" Lightning *scared 0.001 seconds ago*: YES COUNT ME IN!. Literaly could be excited about anything except clowns.

and HE'S confused by Mater...

#damn... #pls add more when needed #he is such a dumbass #I love him #Em nOt a baBy #yes yes you are dont deny it #if I ever write a cars franchise story I will definitely fixate on that characteristic of him #you ARE telling ME this is a character that just had his retiring arc? #NoNo Impossible #let him do what he loves forever #Lightning McQueen #pixar cars #cars on the road #(just a tiny rant: yes i did say that why is Lightning confused by Mater but tbf) #(Mater is definitely annoying to watch) #(Lightning's childlike behaviour is more well...written?) #(if that even is the right word) #(Like no hate to mater but pls) #(he is just so annoying) #(His stupidity is literally his personality and nothing else) #(It was really boggling why cars 2 decided to focus on him like WHAT) #(Lightning's childish but he ACT other ways too like it wasnt ALL that he is) #(thats why Lightning is more refreshing to watch) #(Hes childish but hes not immature) #see it like this #*To mater* you are such a dumbass (derogatory) #*To Lightning* you are such a dumbass...(affectionate) #(ignore the rant when needed pls)

[running-in-the-dark]

annnnd now it's 3 am and I'm drawing and I don't wanna stop. but I have to drive to my uni in like. 6 hours. to collect some stupid signatures so I can get my diploma or whatever. 🙄

#... it's a one hour drive which is A LOT for me/for around here. #but at least it's all rural roads. not a lot of traffic. and I basically just have to stay on the one road. so it's not *too* likely that #I'll get lost (I still might. last year I got lost TWICE driving back from the dentist that I had been going to for 25 years.) #but hey that's what phones and GPS are for :') #I still think it's fucking RIDICULOUS that I have to drive all that way just to get like. 4 signatures on a piece of paper. #it's literally just to confirm that I don't have anything that belongs to the university anymore (like keys or books) #whyyyy is that not a digital thing? why is that not just like. something clicking a button? or 4 someones. I don't care. #it's fucking stupid. #anyway I've never driven there myself (took the train for my classes there. but that'd be 3 and a half hours instead of 1 hour and nope I am #not doing that when I can just take the car #🙃) #anyway I'm not going to bed lol oops gotta draw dan('s suits) #personal

[dontmeanyoudontmissit]

Literally going to go insane

#I had to go into the office where there was NOISe and people #then went to the gym where some asshole was had the audio on the bike on full - not on their headphones! and then they left and someone els #showed up and talked on the phone #and since I got home at 630pm my bf has been on the phone with his family (it's now midnight) #and I love him and that he can talk to his family so long but I can't escape his noise #and now he's fucking singing multiple songs into the phone and I don't know why AND I JUST CANNOT. #I have to go into the office again tomorrow and I'm like. Please. PLEASE can I have silence?????????????????? #it should not be too much to have twenty minutes of not having to hear a god damn voice #and that place should not have to be my CAR when I have to deal with PEOPLE on the road #I should go to bed but this man talks loud af into the phone #I showed up to work on the edge of losing it this morning. I got a new chair but I can't figure out what to do to note make it #AWFUL. and it was making me want to tear off my SKIN #so literally I have just been begging for quiet and less stimulation all day #and instead I'm having to blast music so I don't have to hear his stupid voice singing and doing voices and like ??? bro stfu and let your #parents get in a word or HANG UP. #sorry sorry I'm just losing my mind I need more sleep

[bumblingbabooshka]

Watching 11:59 and I can’t believe they just put a literal Hallmark romcom in the middle of Star Trek Voyager down to Shannon hating Christmas/New Years this show is wild

#HEHEHE I'm NOT interested in 'the past' based episodes of Star Trek unless there's alien shit going on #and Tuvok doesn't say anything in this episode :/ #a bit boring #but that old man yelling 'JASON! JASON!' reminded me of that Heavy Rain meme #Sorry VOY writers I will /NEVER/ find an old white dude who idolizes the past to be in any way likeable even when you pit him against #a corporate stooge - I just hate em both v_v #I honestly do believe that a Janeway would monologue dramatically to herself in her car - there's just something very Janeway about that and #I'll buy that it's a family trait. #HEHEH this episode is BIZZARE....I really have NO idea why the writers think we'd want to watch this romcom between not-Janeway and an #old ol d man??? HEHEHEH #I love this stupid fucking show <3<3 like EARNESTLY I do <3 #WHO thought of this?? #I thought for sure it'd be a fanservice thing and the love interest would be played by Chakotay b u tn o it's just SOME GRANDPA??? HHEHEHEHE #HE' S NOT EVEN HOT #T h is is literally a bizzaro hallmark movie where the big corporation wins?? HEHEH #Neelix is so cute in this episode <3 at least he's here if Tuvok's not gonna say a goddamn WORD #He has a really good memory!!! And I like how he was teasing Seven about her having kids but as soon as she looked at him he was like #' O R NO T!! ORNOT!!!' hHEHE...he and Seven arefunny together they are FRIENDS <3 #OH sorry my mistake Tuvok's singular line in this episode is #'I concur with that analysis' #-I bludgeon the writers to death- #at least we got some Harry Kim lore!! I liked his story~!! #this could have a been a neat character building episode - like if it was more focused on the entire cast rather than just Janeway #but . WHATEVER. -rueful and irritated smile- #this is still just a 'blah' episode of Voy for me it takes a lot to make me rate a Voyager episode as like..HEHE ACTUALLY bad and not fun #this is 'blah' bc its not fun has no Tuvok but I like the character interactions in the non-past storyline #liveblogging

[aftout]

I just know that these three would be insufferable to sit in a car with.

#they are on their way to pick up Charlie from a date with Willow and Maxwell keeps joking about her getting killed and it's really-- #--stressing Winona out. #Winona is the only one who can (properly) drive yet Maxwell has the worst case of backseat driver known to mankind. #Wilson makes them stop every half hour so he can step outside and not hurl because he's prone to motion sickness. #and you know the backhand thing dads do when you open a bag of snacks and they want some? yeah. Winona core. #Wilson does not understand road safety though he treats it the same way he treats the laboratory (hence why he has no license) #he begs Winona to go faster so they can pass a car he thinks is ugly and Winona is like THIS IS A SCHOOL ZONE and Wilson goes idc?????? I-- #don't want to look at that stupid truck. and then Maxwell goes im switching radio stations without asking

[bo0zey]

when gerard way said “when i grow up i want to be nothing at all” i felt those words in my gdamn soul bro

#cried alone in my car parked in my driveway for like 17 minutes #i feel so hopeless and useless and stupid so so so stupid i’ll never be smart enough like the other nurses #i can’t fucking think im too slow i don’t know anything #it’s the emergency room and god for fucking bid i have an emergent patient i don’t know wtf to do ever #i don’t know how to initiate protocols or contact interdisciplinary or put in complex orders i don’t know anything i’m so useless #everyone thinks i’m stupid i’ve been on orientation for like 2 months know and i’m still the same useless stupid novice airhead new grad #i just get so frazzled i feel like everyone expects so much out of me and i have to be perfect to meet their standards #but im stupid im subpar im not good enough like them like #ever if they’ve been nurses for years and i’ve only been working as one for legit 2 months it’s just i still don’t know how to do anything #it’s like i can’t think i don’t do things how they want me to do them and then i look stupid im the attending doctor thinks i’m so dumb but #she wouldn’t even hear me out like i know you want both fluids running i know it’s important but he only has.1 IV and they aren’t compatible #we’re trying to start a second IV and he had difficult veins like why are you trying to tell me i’m stupid i know why you ordered it thatway #it’s like nobody gets my dumbass brain but that’s not their fault bc they can think clearly and convey their thoughts to people without #sounding like a fucking dumbass i have no critical thinking skills im just useless i hate this so much i don’t want to be here it sucks #i never wanted to be a nurse i never wanted to be anything i was 12 years old hoping i’d be dead by 18 #and now i’m 23 and i’m still fucking here but it’s clear i shouldn’t be i don’t fit in im not fit for society #i should be euthanized like an unwanted dog that’s been at the shelter for too long that’s exactly what i am #20min later still crying can’t stop being a fucking crybaby pitypartying myself i’m the worst oh my god grow the fuck up already #why is everything so difficult for me why can’t i just fit in literally everyone knows i don’t belong #i’m the dumbest most useless new grad orientee and EVERYONE knows it even management it’s so embarrassing #i’m so embarrassed to be alive and take up space that could be filled by someone so much better smarter prepared someone meant to be there #i don’t want this i don’t want any of this i never wanted to grow up im just a kid in my head i’m so pathetic #i wish i was smart and good at something i wish people looked at me and thought o wow i respect her bc she’s also a good nurse #nobody likes me i’m such a burden to everyone the doctors my preceptors other nurses who deserve to be there #i’m leaking snot everywhere today wasn’t even that bad but i think it’s all just hitting me now how helpless i am #i’m so tired of myself and waking up and making a fool of myself every shift fucking stupid loser i hate myself i try so hard and it’s not #it’s not enough it’s never enough im not enough im an imposter i’ll never be as good as the other nurses even tho i’m really really trying #i seriously don’t want to do this anymore i don’t want to be here i can’t do it everyone knows i’m not cut out for this they all talk shit #ramblings

[da-proti-toku-grem]

feeling like a total asshole today 👍

#an aunt's mom passed away yesterday night #i didn't really know her that much just spoke to her a few times for the typical merry christmas & happy new year you know #so when my mom told me i felt bad for my aunt bc i knew they were really close but i don't feel SAD #but my parents seemed to be like so shocked and sad and my little brother even started crying #and i felt absolutely nothing #idek what my mom saw in my face but she went like 'don't you feel anything?' and like wtf am i supposed to feel #like. i'm sorry for my aunt and everything but i just????? #that already made me feel like an absolute asshole but now we have to go there (like 2hours away by car) #and because i am an adult now i *have* to go to the funeral home (?) today and to the funeral tomorrow #and i REALLY don't want to and thought it's making me so fucking anxious bc i haven't been there since my grandma passed away 2 years ago #i really don't want that feeling that i felt back then to come back #not right now #not when i've been starting to feel a bit better this past week #but i'm already failing at that because they started to come back the moment i was told i have to go #and i feel like a fucking asshole because my aunt's mom literally passed away and she (and her whole family) must be heartbroken right now #and all i can think about is that i'm anxious #i'm anxious to go back there. i'm anxious just thinking that i'll have to express my condolences to people that i don't even know #i'm anxious because i'll have to TALK to people and at least try to look a bit SAD but i can't just fake it #bc if i don't look sad my brain tells me that i'm an asshole that doesn't have feelings like apparently everyone around me has #but if i fake it my brain tells me that i'm an asshole bc why tf do i have to fake my fucking personality #why can't i just express my fucking feelings like normal people do and the only thing that i know how to do is fucking complain #like. i know i rant a lot here but it's literally the only place where i talk about my feelings #i NEVER talk about my feelings with anyone because idk HOW to do it #i have like a million things in my mind that i want to tell my mom or my therapy for example but when i finally convince myself to do it #i just CAN'T. the thoughts won't leave my mouth because i don't know how to phrase them properly #so nothing ever leaves my mind unless i make a post here bc apparently writing my thoughts in english (my 2nd language) #is easier than talking in spanish #and at least if i write them here they don't just stay bottled up in my mind #but i'm too tired of myself and my stupid brain that tells me that i do everything wrong :/ #i'm gonna shut up now bc i once again reached the tag limit

[chennnington]

Hey! BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. ✨💕

I’m sorry I never answered this but I didn’t know who to send it to or maybe I was lazy. I’m sorry

#I’m drunk and not a great role model #so drunk #sorry #kids please don’t drink you’ll look stupid like I do right now #this ask is over a month old and now I answer it and I’m aware I wouldn’t do it sober #but now I’m drunk and not many things matter so why not publish or? #*it #you can use your drunkenness to your advantage actually #for example I sent my best friend a message and told her how much I love her #and I told my two coworkers how much I love them #and I came out to my Polish tattoo artist friend in Norway #but still: don’t get drunk #I really have to focus right now in order to type this #ahaha I feel so ridiculous right now #without auto correct I’d be lost #only get drunk if you don’t have exes you could accidentally text #I Sent my coworkers photos of cars from the movie on tv right now #there was a Lamborghini #I live Lamborghinis. especially the Countach #there was an Aston Martin too #right now there’s Jackie Chan and hyenas

[homosexual-having-tea]

Why is it a controversial take all of a sudden that you should wear a helmet when you ride a bike? Like I've seen multiple people being like "well actually we dont use cars often and we have bike-focused infrastructure, americans are so weird" OK BUT SMACKING YOUR BARE HEAD ON CONCRETE STILL ISN'T GONNA BE GREAT FOR YOUR BRAIN. NO MATTER HOW GOOD OF A CYCLIST YOU ARE, A CONCUSSION IS STILL GONNA FUCKING SUCK. WEAR A HELMET.

#i dont care if you dont rely on cars! geting hit by a car isnt the only way to get injured on a bike jfc!!! #do you wear a seatbelt in the car? then wear a fucking helmet! theyre both there to keep you safe and shockingly #being safe on moving vehicles isn't stupid or weird. not wanting to die from preventable injuries is like. normal. #i saw a guy crash on a completely empty residential street and crack his skull. man was bleeding everywhere bc he didnt have a helmet on #so yeah no. cars arent the only reason people get injured on bikes. be safe for the love of fuck why are you guys being stupid about safety #thats like saying you dont wear a seatbelt because your country has 'car focused' infrastructure #dont be stupid jfc

[running-in-the-dark]

okay I love Fast Car, just like everyone else, but I just heard For My Lover for the first time and now I'm so mad I didn't buy this album on vinyl that one time I almost bought it (I had it in my hands!! I'm so stupid) 😫 oh my god.

#like. I mean fast car is GREAT. though tbh I actually prefer the christian kane cover of it 😬😬😬 #but for my lover is. god it's doing things to my brain #I didn't want to listen to the rest of the album until I buy the record annnd then I stopped buying records so I just tried to ignore 6 #*it #but this song just came up on shuffle and fuck. #I want the record so bad now. I'm still not gonna listen to the rest until then! because I'm stupid that's why! #I wish it wasn't so expensive but fuck it I'd pay that much just for this song. #might even call the closest record store tomorrow to see if they have it. need. need need need it. #okay back to not writing any actual words for my thesis ugh #personal #(and I'm like 99% sure I've already heard most of the album already buuut. not on purpose so it doesn't count) #(and okay they're just. both perfect. but this one is new to me right now so it's extra awesome lol)