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cartoon-lovers-world · 4 months
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Little things I realized after watching TWT for the 12525428685 time (which I should've noticed sooner)
The difference between Poppy's and Branch's personalities. While Poppy heard 'One big party', Branch heard 'Fighting'
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Cooper's ears are usually positioned upward, while the Funk trolls' ears are usually positioned downward. Why? He grew up with the Pop trolls, whose ears are positioned upward
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While the Funk trolls' hearts beat purple, Cooper's beat pink, because, deep inside, he's still a Pop troll
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I was mind blown by this one! Ok, so, I always asked myself 'Why do the Pop trolls have the harpy thingy? Why not the Funk? Why not the Country? Why the Pop? Then I realized that 'Each leader grabbed a single string and said 'run''
Which left the Pop trolls with the harpy thingy
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radioactive-cloud · 6 months
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hear me out. what if it is a live version from one of their concerts (a.k.a. cha cha cha during the nordic tour) and it will be in fact a backstage vlog and they are just fucking with us?
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im-smart-i-swear · 11 months
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(i KNOW im late to the party sorry)
so uhhhh that trailer huh???? it just fucking appeared. out of nowhere.
anyway. i have no explanation for this than ‘net looks like a guy who would ramble about fnaf lore passionately and get into heated debates with felix about the timeline. all while nika has no fucking idea what is happening’’
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rossthren · 4 months
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Anitabortion guy just comparing willingly getting a clinical abortion to a person secretly drugging their partner to induce one at home.
Like yeah buddy a medical procedure done in a clinic by medical professionals is totally the same as someone sneaking drugs into a persons food or drink.
Literally saying abortion is bad because it's the same as being drugged by some who doesn't want kids. Like wtf, the leap in logic.
"Woman no allowed abortion because Grod no want kids so Grod bash woman over head with rock instead"
Bet the guy would tell me I shouldn't be allowed to drink then tell me if I don't drink I would be given booze at home with out consent.
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Sometimes being a queer woman means spending a fucking hour in bed arguing to the air second by second against a transphobic add you somehow got showed on youtube
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potatounicoorn · 11 months
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Okay I know some finnish have propably been very disrespectful losers, I have too been too harsh on Loreen. But can we talk about the swedish newsreporters for a second?
Sweden WON. They WON Eurovision. And what is Sweden making news about? Making fun of Finland and throwing tantarums at finns for not giving them public votes.
Wonder why that happened.
Sweden WON and Loreen made history. First woman to win the Eurovision song contest twice. She should be celebrated. So why can't swedish be happy?
"Our weird little brother Finland is throwing a petty fit for losing" "Finland used to be part of us" "Sometimes the public is wrong".
Camoon Sweden, you won. Why do you have to rub salt into wounds?
"Some Germany got votes but not us" "I don't think they can find 10 better songs than Tattoo" "Finlands voting was rigged"
Thats what Sweden is saying. Instead of celebrating Loreen it seems. Because of course a nation of 5,5 million people can throw a national campain to not vote Sweden. Makes a lot of sense.
Also our commentator got some of this too. Apparently Mikko was telling everyone to vote tactically. In fact he read a joke from the live chat about tactical voting and no countries were mentioned. So no, YLE did not incite any camoain against Sweden. Loreen was actually Mikko's favorite.
Käärijä was descriped as "harshly partying salad bowl". Cool Sweden.
Of course we also have "shame on Finland" "fuck them" "stupid people".
You know, listening all this you would think Sweden lost. And I would have understood all this if they did, cause Finland has been saying these too. But Sweden WON, Loreen WON. THEY WON. So why can't they be happy instead of being bitter for not getting a few votes (which didn't affect the end result in any way) from Finland?
Loreen deserves better and Finland doesn't deserve this shit from Sweden.
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whole-circus · 10 months
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Hello!! May I please ask for something along the lines of… Like, several creepypasta characters (like EJ, Toby, etc-) with a gender neutral s/o who usually covers their body head to toe, like, not even leaving a piece of their skin out in the open, maybe mostly due to some deep seeded insecurities,, or they got some bodily deformities,,, or both— But they let their creep see them without all the clothing after maybe like a month or two of being in a relationship???
(You don’t have to do this one of course, I just really like your writing, I also hope you have a nice day/night!!!)
Creepypastas x gn.reader that covers their body!
➥ with Jeff the Killer, Homicidal Liu, "Ticci" Toby, Eyeless Jack, Ben Drowned, Laughing Jack
Hi hello love! Sorry you waited a lot! :(
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☆ Jeff the Killer
Oh? S/O? Is that really you? Jeff is pretty suprised - but he doesnt complain! Im pretty sure he would try to get you uncover yourself earlier because he is stupid and a meanie. But when you done that yourself? He is relieved, he would be scared that you are maybe afraid of him? Maybe he did something wrong..? Like lets be real, he is a serial killer, he wouldnt blame you. Ofc he would never say that out loud. But when he sees your body, he doesn't feel any diffrent about you - no matter what you were hiding. If you were insecure then he would be way nicer to you, showering you in kisses..maybe even more close activities..because he loves you for you.
☆ Homicidal Liu
Doesn't mind that you cover your body a lot, and doesn't really mind when you showed him - dont get me wrong, he loves that you feel comfortable and trust him that much, but he never wanted to push you. Also! Even if he finds you really attractive, then he is is in relationship with your for your amazing personality. But when he sees you? Man, I mean he doesn't complain. You are still the prettiest person he has ever seen! No matter what were you hiding - if it was just some insecurities or deformation! He would place kissess all over your body and complement you even more often (is that even possible??).
☆ 'Ticci' Toby
Curious boy!! There is a high chance that he actually aksed you about it..or! He didnt even noticed, he just..dunno, were with you and didnt thought about it. Why are you always so covered head to toes? Are you a spy? Maybe a magic creature? What are you hiding silly..? If you finally show your body and explain, he will be even more in love! Like you are such a dummy, he loves you anyway - no matter if you actually were hiding something like deformation, or if you were insecure. He would kiss all your bad thoughts away! I totally see Toby saying all this lovey-dovey stuff, he would be your number one supporter!
☆ Eyeless Jack
He noticed the way you always dress in a lot of clothes, no matter the weather..or how you try not too look into mirror whenever you pass them. Jack sense that something is wrong, and that you hiding something. He propably thought that its all becasue of him - are you scared? Disgusted? Maybe you didn't feel safe with him? The situation were killing you both, so he was so relieved when you told him the reason! Jack is a grown ass men, and no matter what were you hiding, he doesnt care. Like come on, he is literally a demon, there is no way you could scare him away! He would be even more clingy to you, caring about your well being and always put you first.
☆ Ben Drowned
Ben can be a huge tease about how you dress, he would make a lot of this sex related jokes, so it wasnt easy to you. No worries, he loves you a lot, you are his bestfriend and partner..but he was wondering what is wrong. At first he thought that its just your style (he doesn't judge, he is a ghost himself!!), but you were always covering your body so he got more suspicious. But when he finally sees your body? When you finally tell him what was wrong? He was glad you cared so much about him, that you were so trusting. He wouldn't make a big deal out of it - like oh, you look pretty..now wanna play with him? Ben made you place already..(this place is definitely his arms tho!)
☆ Laughing Jack
Jack is really touchy, he just clings to you like koala and its hard to make him stop. So its pretty obvious that he noticed how you were a bit distant sometimes, always making excuses and stuff. He was pretty miserable because of that, you are his S\O ..he wants you to feel safe and comfortable around him.. So he start asking a lot of questions, most of them were pretty random, druing normal conversations. But he waited..and it was totally worth it - he immediately hugs you and give you a lot of kisses! He would spend hours and hours praising and worshipping you..no worries, he has all the time in the world!
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katsukatzz · 3 months
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Desperate Carlo x reader
warnings: suic!dal thoughts
Wrote by @kaifougere666
Carlo looked into the distance at the ocean, frowning and throwing pebbles into the water.
You were sitting on a massive cobblestone; the pencil was sliding across the elite parchment, outlining the refined, aristocratic features of the boy.
"If I ever disappear, will my father regret it?"
Carlo sat down and rested his head on your forearm.
"Don’t say that, please,”
You almost whined, sitting down on the other side.
Carlo glanced back at the waves on the ocean.
"I'm serious,"
his expression was solemn.
"I'm just wondering. If I were to disappear, would my father really care?"
"I don't know the answer, but please don't do anything stupid.."
Carlo sighed and looked at you with a heavy heart.
"I won't. And what would you do if I...you know...?"
"If you ?"
Your gaze changed from worried to serious "I'll catch you back from doing anything stupid."
Carlo stared at you for a few moments. Then, he smiled faintly, trying to ignore the growing lump in his throat.
"And what if..." Carlo looked away from you and then stared straight ahead; the waves kept crashing against the shore. "What would you do if I disappeared??"
"I would create a parallel universe where you never disappear. And if you keep disappearing, then I will create other parallel universes to save you until you stop trying to go away and disappear."
Carlo smiled at you, feeling slightly less hopeless. "So no matter what happens, even if I were to disappear, you'll never give up on me?"
"Never."
Carlo sighed and relaxed, letting out a deep breath. "Thank you. Even if I'll never disappear, I just need to know you've got my back..."
"You idiot." A tear fell from your eye and caresses your cheek, only to go to your chin
Carlo's brow furrowed. He watched you, his expression filled with concern. "Hey... Don't cry..."
You hug Carlo tightly
"I hate how life made you so... desperate for affection and approbation. The thing is, I see myself in you. And I hate it. I hate how your father made you like that... this asshole. He's just like my mother.. I'll be there for you, Carlo. I'll never leave you."
Carlo's eyes slowly got wet with tears as if he had been holding them back for a very long time. He buried his face in your shoulder and held you tightly. The hug he gave you was gentle, like a warm, sweet embrace of a loving soul.
“I…”
he began,
“I don't even know what to say. Thank you…really.”
"My love for you is so painful.."
You said, eyes still tearing up.
A few tears ran down Carlo's cheeks as he continued to hold you. His body trembled slightly, feeling overwhelmed.
"It's all so painful... all of it."
"But this pain.. it feels so good.." You let out a giggle as you still hold Carlo.
"Did I suddenly become a masochist?"
You laugh
Carlo couldn't help but giggle with you at this point. But he hugged you tighter, squeezing you harder. He pressed his face against your neck and smiled softly.
"I...I don't know what's wrong with us, really..."
"Everything propably. But that's why our psychology is so interesting if you see it from an exterior mind. If we were to be novel characters, then we'll be full of depth and interesting character background. "
You laugh
"Too much background,"
Carlo agreed.
"We need some character development instead... and a happy ending,"
He said with a small, hopeful smile.
"Yes."
You nod, a hopeful smile on the lips.
"We will get this happy ending."
Carlo hugged you even tighter, not wanting to let you go.
"You promise?"
"I promise."
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Hope you enjoyed ♡
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onecornerface · 5 months
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the time I trolled 4chan as a fake flat earther for six hours in 2012
In July 2012, I got on 4chan and pretended to be a flat earther. I passionately argued for flat earth theory for six hours with almost no break. I kept a single thread going the whole time, getting over 400 replies. I’m not sure if I still have a PDF of the thread, but I do have some quotes from people who responded to me. Looking back over this a decade later, I am proud.
[CW: Slurs]
"There's no way you're actually this dumb. There's just no way."
"the flat earth society is one of the best trolls i've ever seen, in all those days of /b/"
"I tried some scientific research on this topic a while ago. I ordered a pizza, got two because the first was not what I ordered. I let the first dry out under a light bulb. Eventually, after a couple weeks, living creatures started populating Planet Pizza, after a while orbiting their home planet. This is proof, that the earth is flat. tl;dr Earth is a pizza, probably on a bigger pizza which probably is in a room with an even bigger pizza."
"Sir your thesis contradicts climate, you don't know what refraction is, you can't explain day and night, ebb and flow and you're also paranoid and/or outright stupid since you believe in conspiracy theory."
"You are a stupid faggot, and the whole of society would be better if you stopped breathing it's air. ...unless, of course, you're a troll. In that case, I'll award you an 8/10."
"I however, HAVE BEEN TO SPACE. Twice. I assure you, having orbited the planet many times, it is indeed a sphere. OP is an idiot, his only defense against me is 'omg gimme proof' which I can, and once given, 'u r part of the illuminatee' Ugh. Ignorant dumb ass piece of shit."
"Damn OP 9/10"
"If we dealt with this on a daily basis i would kill myself."
"Yes my jimmies are rustled, because I hate ignorant, inbred fucks like OP. Go die in a hole. Oh wait, you couldn't, you'd be scared of just falling through into space."
"10/10 OP good trolling, keeping in character and sounding legit"
"9/10 OP. My jimmies will be rustled for the whole rest of the day after reading this tripe."
"[S]ome eyebrows must be raised in the direction of the /b/ros still continuing to argue about this. Better standard should be expected from you guys, but taking away nothing from OP. Excellent work."
"If you're not a failtroll you are, by far, one of the most deluded and idiotic people I've ever seen post on /b/, which is a tremendous feat."
"9/10 for commitment"
"love this thread op 10/10 for still being here." (This was three hours in.)
">Focuses on the obscurely worded >Ignores every other point >Provides no answers About what I was expecting."
"Go hung yourself, please Humanity doesn't need such stupid people like you are"
"I'd believe someone who says the earth is flat compared to someone who claims otherwise and can't grammar correctly."
"I haven't laughed so hard at something on /b/ for a long time."
"OP, I'm not gonna bother asking you anything. I just wanted to let you know this is the best thread I have seen as long as I can remember. You truly are amazing. Good fucking job."
"nice arguments though i am in awe of your reckless faggotry and ignorance and skills of producing believable logical fallacies."
(Four hours in) "I can't believe this thread is still going. OP is the most successful troll of all time."
">Earth is flat >Every other celestial body is round >mfw 1/10"
"Great thread. You are not a troll, I saw you other times here and I knew personally a man from this society."
"holy shit 0 of fucking 10"
"Billiard balls are also flat. Isn't it obvious that they sprites?"
"10/10 OP wins"
">almost 5 hours of this shit 10/10"
"Big respect OP. OP is alpha as fuck"
"but seriously, OP is the man destroying everyone with his devasting arguments for hours huge respect man if i would suck a cock then I'd suck yours and I'd propably come before you do"
"3/10. Painfully obvious troll, yet impressive to see so many anons actually failing to make a compelling argument."
"Willy Wonka travelled around the world in 80 days, and ended up back where he started, just in time for tea. You can't explain that."
"Did you ever wonder what happened to Amelia earhart? She flew too far. Gov't shot her down past the ice wall. They obviously couldnt have her come back from that trip, she would tell everyone"
"I myself subscribe to modern rational empiricism, in accordance to which OP's arguments are absolute bullshit. And yet the attempts to challenge his unfalsifiable beliefs have proven mostly futile. A great majority of those posting in this thread have no idea why they should believe the earth is round."
"There has to be trolling here, I seriously can't believe what I am reading."
"this is beyond epic"
"I'm starting to enjoy this so i'm upping you from a 2/10 to an 8 but it ends now."
"OP is now argueing since 6 hours. This is the longest discussion I've ever seen in my life. Of ALL discussions, not only 4chan."
"arguments presented thus far by flatty: >did you personally do the experiment? no? then the results are invalid >here's my evidence; as demonstrated in this experiment someone else did also >oh; you did the experiment itself and it basically shows that the earth is round? >there's probably crazy gravity or some shit; hell if i know or >just because we can't explain every one of these phenomena and a spherical model can doesn't mean we're wrong. i'm serious you guys also >pictures lie and you should never believe them; despite mind boggling quality and quantity available for universal use online"
"Explain how we can have fat asses and tennis balls but a flat fucking earth."
"9/10 OP, well done!"
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tadssstrange · 4 months
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I know this is stupid question, propably someone already anwsered fort this, BUT I don't care.
Does Whole pronous are he/she? Because in Dream there is that line:
"But when Harmonia shines, Atlas beholds her"
And many people seem to inteprate Hormania as a whole, soooooo does that means that Whole have he/she or even she/her pronous?? (Because I might have bad memory but I don't remember if ever whole was refferented as "he" [I don't talk about verbs because Whole was sometimes refferent as a man {so that means she is a man I guess}])
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transingthoseformers · 2 months
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G1 SG au: The Autobots' ideology sounds similiar to functionusm on the surface, but it isn't.
Both consider beastformers animals and bots with object altmodes objects/others' property. The SG Autobots also consider warframes stupid and violent, but guns and artillery pieces intersect in two categories. And crucially it doesn't matter if the object-altmoded bot turns into science equipment — they're still an object.
But the SG Autobots are actually car supremacists; cars can do anything they want and have any job (pretty un-functionist), while everybody else (even those functionism would place highly) are lower-class citizens.
The functionists and the G1 SG au Autobots would propably end up fighting.
They probably would, that's fascinating yeah!
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thedawningofthehour · 5 months
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My doth theory is that this whole exploding collar thing will backfire real soon and someone important on Draxum side will end up in it (or perhaps someone from turtles side will get stuck in it?? Idk someone important will get stuck in it). Reasons why I think that:
1. Putting a bomb ON A COLLAR feels like something important. Like collar is such a visual way of doing it. It draws attention to itself
2. Idk I rewatched Evangelion Rebuild movies maybe like 3 months ago so Explosive collars made me think of it and DSS chockers so now I'm overanalysing these stupid collars
3. Tiger Claw did describe Gale getting kidnapped as "Prople wanting to see him in a collar" or something like that so maybe????
4. That's it I'm used to the fact that if it's a collar then it's propably important and if not, then at least they will let the main character wear it for a while. Like it's both visually striking and propably looks not that complicated. Perfect and easy to remember. Ofcourse you would want to put one of your main characters in it, so now people buy chockers made to look like it on ali express for cosplay.
I doubt that will actually happen, like litearlly my only lead that it will is one line that most likley means nothing, and I'm more than anything just joking about how putting something on a collar feels like a memorable visual that propably will be at least a bit imporant. And main character will wear it for a hot second to make it cosplay worthy (like litearlly in evangelion in span of 2 movies, three different main characters wore it, one at the time with the last one not even leading to much as it got just removed off her. Like she could just put her mech on autodestruct or something for it to be turned off, but nope. Collar)
Explosive collars are a pretty common trope-it even has its own TVTropes page. (not linking for people like me who will lose whole nights to it) Battle Royale used them too, and if you're a fan of The Hunger Games (new movie just came out, anyone seen it yet?) Battle Royale is absolutely a fun read.
The ones I was thinking of, however, are the slave collars from the Fallout series.
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(I mean, are you fucking surprised it's Fallout-inspired?)
In the lore of Fallout, these were used in prisons and detention camps, especially on Chinese prisoners, and potentially developed for use on laborers to keep them working and obedient. (hey, it's good satire if it hits close to home) After the Great War, they were quickly co-opted by slavers. They function as an in-game enslaving mechanic, so the game doesn't have to script a whole slave-driving sequence of you leading your slaves back to slaver HQ-you literally just slap the collar on and they'll deliver themselves. It's kind of a chilling aspect of life in the wasteland, the casual cheapness and disregard for human life. Oh, and the whole Dead Money DLC where you get a bomb collar and have to navigate a resort and casino while dodging corrosive gas and radios that will interfere with your collar and set it off prematurely.
The collars that Draxum wants aren't as shoddy, and he would mostly want them for people who are around his son/responsible for keeping him safe when he's out of the house. Because he's going to have to do that at some point. He can't trust anyone's loyalty or bravery-but he can trust that they'll do everything in their power to protect him if they know their heads will be blown off the moment Galois's heart stops.
And yeah, the visual is important. The symbolism is important. A collar is inherently demeaning, demoralizing, a literal grip around one of the most important parts of your body. There's actually a guy in New Vegas that will talk about how he intentionally puts slave collars on a little too tight so it bites into a slave's neck and constantly reminds them what they are.
But at the same time, it's a barbaric tool. It would not be good PR for everyone to see Draxum's minions with these around their necks, nor would it particularly endear said minions to him. Also worth noting-slave collars are common in art and fiction because they're effective symbols of slavery, but in real life slaves usually didn't wear collars. Because slaveowners didn't want their slaves seeing how many of them there actually were and rising up against their masters. For those of you who've read ASOIAF, remember that Astapor (and to an extent Meereen) did not fall to Dany's forces or even her dragons, but to the very slaves they trained and sold.
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(Draxum's heard way more about Game of Thrones than he ever cares to know)
In short-Draxum knows what he's doing, and he intends to use this tool sparingly, but wisely.
The way you phrase this implies that someone is going to cosplay my shitty fic. Though I do feel like it will be fanart opportunity.
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vettos · 2 years
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I am so happy about all the dreamling fic's but guys.... Are there some with the classical "you can not date my son"? Fic's.
Like (this is propably ooc): Family dinner happens and Desire is like "Dream has a boyfriend. A human!".
And after everyone is like: "A human? A man? Since when? What is his name?"
And his dad is like: "You can not date a human, we have rules. And all human men just want sex anyway!"
And Dream is like: "He is immortal, so it is not against the rules"
And then big old dad wants to protect his son from stupid sex crazy human man but he will give him a chance and then he visits him in the pub and they become best buddys.
"Did you know Hob likes beer? He also likes football We will go to a game next week! And then we have BBQ with his football buddys. Manchester united go!"
I would really like some family fun stuff, even if it is not true to the comic. But we need more Dream and his parents.
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About Joe and Taylor
It troubles me that you all hate him for the end of the relationship when is stupid as a listener not to see these repetitive paterns in her songs. Taylor doesnt seem to adjust well to when the thrill passes, she goes dark or goes for drama witch further puches the individual away! Its exhausting and unhealthy! Its normal for long term relationships to go through ebbs and flows. It does not have to mean the relationship is dying. Communication is key to a healthy relationship and we know she doesnt like that, she loves drama and signs! At the end Taylor’s problem is she is in love with being in love! Stop blaming her ex only! She is not perfect! She propably started sabotaging the relationship when it got ‘’boring’’ so she could chace the high... 
PS Not to say that he is perfet , it takes two for relenshionships to move on... he was there when everyone and the media hated her! Matty shows up only when she is at her top game! 
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magpiecrust · 4 months
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Some people are... just really stupid. For example, two internet conversations about Inglourious Basterds;
I had to explain to a guy on youtube that Landa killed Hammersmark so he could take over her role in Operation Kino, since he obviously can't take the credit for being the mastermind if Hammersmark, who's also famous, is around to contradict him. This guy went "that can't be the case because Aldo and his boss will know the truth!!!". For fuck's sake. Aldo's boss is knowingly letting Landa off the hook and lying about his involvement in Operation Kino, or at least telling Landa he will do that. The masses would propably not listen to Aldo if he tried to tell the truth. But Landa misestimated Aldo, so he gets the knife in the final scene.
I suggested that the pipe thing in the opening scene was some kind of a 'mine is bigger' joke, and this (different) guy went "whatever, i'm just going to stick with what the director says". Do you, do you understand that directors and writers are never going to explain literally everything that happens in the story. Is thinking for yourself such a foreign concept???
I had to explain to my mother that Shadow Weaver is manipulating Catra. Then she went "I don't read into things that much!". What's wrong with you, mom?
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It’s 8 pm and I have 220 pages left in CoT,, now so I stop before shit goes down or stay up till midnight to finish it….
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