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#this is probably only funny to me
adoptayansavealife · 1 month
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Listen:
Yandere who is an eldritch monstrosity or alien or some other strange inter-dimensional being who doesn’t understand anything about humans
so they try and give you gifts but the gift is like- a giant ugly ass rock
because in their mind humans like gold and jewels = humans like rare metals = you will love this big ROCK containing the least bountiful and rarest element in the galaxy
And they present you with this gift and you’re like dude what even is this why would I ever want or need a giant rock
and they just look at you like this
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incorrecthatchetfield · 5 months
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Linda: *falls*
Everyone: *giggles*
Linda: All right you, laugh it up. Laugh away like this is some episode of Friend!
Alice: ... Mrs. Monroe, do you mean "Friends"?
Linda: I don't know movies!
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cleo-serotonin · 3 months
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them: you better not be a grainy cunty zane bennett holding a drink when i get home
me:
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str4wberry-goblin · 4 months
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My favorite single mother💕💕💕
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slmcreative · 8 months
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callsign-bunnie · 1 year
Conversation
Alex: *ranting about something*
Gaz: *looks at camera* I don't understand what he's talking about but he's so cute I'm just going to let him continue
Gaz: God, I'm going to ride him until he can't fucking think later
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heavenlyshadowhunter · 2 months
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Memes based on my own fic, inspired by the comments a reader left on it
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asheep-asleep · 4 months
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Sephiroth Super Nova
Final Fantasy VII - 1997
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dead-birds-art · 6 months
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In the middle of my nightly ritual of pacing in the darkness while listening to music and rotating my blorbos
Envisioning whole ass musical numbers feat. aforementioned blorbos
Have Persona on the brain cuz I been playing P3
Had the thought of "Hey, what if Persona game but main cast is all theatre kids or something."
Entertained the thought further, thinking "Ok, but I don't want them all to be a part of the theatre crew right off the bat... so how do we get them there?"
"Oh!" I say to myself at four o'clock in the morning "Maybe it could be an after school thing for those who end up in detention!"
But then
Realization...
Fuck
That's just High School Musical
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qwqika · 9 months
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I drew this like a month ago but didn't post it.. but I remembered it today and did a silly extra doodle to go with it
maybe this is just funny to me lol
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captain-neutrino · 1 year
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Nonbinary on nonbinary violence
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Valerie Recruits Danny To Work For Nasty Burger So She Has Someone To Cover Her Shifts For Her While She Goes Ghost Hunting
In Other News, Local Hero Phantom Not Seen As Much Lately, Citizens Concerned, Mayor Masters Celebrates
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mxtallmadge · 1 year
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Laf and Adrienne when they first got married, probably.
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septembersghost · 6 months
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absolutely SENDING ME that these are all being released on october 27 aka 1989 TV day aka columbia and capitol records sitting at board meetings and going, “nothing else big will be released that day and there’s probably not a lot of crossover between our audiences.”
me, with terminal sinatra, streisand, and swiftie disorder because they are always consistently amongst my most played artists (and the yentl anniversary is something i take personally! 💙): 👁️👄👁️
thank you this caters to me very specifically i am being fed i WILL be streaming 😂🥰
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rememberedbyamark · 8 months
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Told my brother that I was bingeing Peaky Blinders all day and he just sighed and said that it was a good show but the "Sigma Male-Grindset" guys had ruined it for him and the algorithms had flooded his TikTok/YouTube with that sort of stuff because of it.
Now with that in mind, take a wild fuckin guess as to what the Peaky Blinders tag here on Tumblr looks like? It's X Reader fics. Every single post is x reader fics or otherwise thirsting over the characters
I hope Tumblr never changes
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dragon-cookies · 1 year
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Ok one more doodle for tonight. Vanessa swapped out Moon's hat
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