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dawnthefox24 · 2 months

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This just came to me last night, okay so imagine this. Spy x Family crossover Ace attorney, would be the funniest and craziest shit to ever happen in game and in anime.

Can you imagine Anya freaking out cause one day Loid and Yor are framed for a crime they happened to be at (which they probably did), resulting them to be taken into custody injuring a few officers in the process.

Anya knows her parents didn't commit a crime but they probably did, though she knows how careful they are. So imagine she finds out about Phonenix and asks him for help and of course chaos ensues

#ace attorney #spy x family #i hate my brain #you cannot tell me that this wouldn't be funny #ace attorney crossover spyx family #this is pretty dumb #but funny at the same time #anya forger #phoenix wright #dumb brain things

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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months

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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police'#even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

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bixels · 2 months

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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

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littlewh0r321 · 14 days

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#older man younger woman #good slvt #attention wh0r3 #cvm wh0re #older daddy #slvtty #cvm in me #free use slvt #cvmslvt #fr33use #natural titts #use me however you want #pretty cvnt #dumb cvnt #patriarchy k!nk

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babygirlbondage · 4 months

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in my opinion i should be allowed to stay at home, be the cute little puppy under your desk while you play video games giving you head for moral support, and have that be my life. i dont want any of this “functional member of society” bullshit

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silver-horse · 7 months

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it's fascinating that those biphobes compare women liking astarion to women liking legolas and they mention a popular post that says "I never understood why so many straight women are into legolas. what do you think he is going to do? top you?" they bring this post up like some sort of proof "haha. so right. so true."

EXCEPT the notes on that popular post are filled with THOUSANDS of women commenting "no. I am gonna top him" and "bold of you to assume women can't top" and a lot of them are bisexual women commenting "I am bi and I only like men who look like a girl lol" honestly relatable Lmao

they act like that shitpost is pointing out some truth about how those women are silly. but the replies on that post show the stupidity of that assumption. people really don't get that feminine looking women don't just want to be rough handled by some masculine dude. and people have varied tastes and sexual desires. there is so much misogyny all tangled up in the biphobia. but it's subtle in a way that they don't notice their views on these matters are flawed because even when we point out what's wrong with these gender essentialist stereotypes, they ignore it and treat it as a joke "haha you all act like we wanted to behead bisexuals"

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casycloud090 · 6 months

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MOVIE SPOILERS (KIND OF??)

This is canon because I said so

#Fnaf movie #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #fnaf fanart #William afton is pretty dumb #It’s a miracle that he ever passed highschool

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kreamybabyxxx · 1 month

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Just an FYI

There is nothing wrong with two bimbos making out and having sexy time. 💕

#kreamy baby #bimboification #bimbo doll #dumbification #bimbo purpose #dumb slvt #dumb bunny #bimbofied #pretty cvnt #cunny #lesbian bimbo

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beanghostprincess · 6 months

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luffy knowing a bit too much information about beetles and zoro being oddly good at math are concepts that make me extremely happy for no reason

#actually the reason is that they're often seen as idiots but they just think differently #and also they're pretty much neurodivergent #luffy infodumping about beetles and zoro is like 'uh yeah sure captain' *didn't understand shit but luffy is happy so it's fine*#zoro explaining the most complicated equation known to mankind bc of some dumb new attack and luffy's like #'why are you using letters? math is with numbers haha silly zoro'#they're so real for all of this #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #one piece

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dawnthefox24 · 4 months

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Sojourn:*Is watching Hanzo being a bit quiet and secluded, watching him as he just hugs himself a bit leaning against the wall quietly.* Genji: Are you just going too stare at my brother like a creep Sojourn or what?*He said holding two plate of cake which was probably meant for Hanzo* Sojourn:*Jumps a bit before sighing* Genji a little warning please and I'm not...Okay well maybe I am but how come he's quiet? Genji: What do you mean? Hanzo has always been quiet around people everyone here knows that Sojourn: Yeah but he reminds me of those guys...Like you know the tall dark and mysterious, like you're brother doesn't talk to no one an- why are you laughing? Genji: *Is shaking with laughter* H-He's not dark and mysterious....He's autistic Sojourn: He's...Hanzo is autisti- Since when!? Genji:*burst out laughing* My brother isn't dark and mysterious he just doesn't wanna talk too you Sojourn:*completely flustered* But he talks to Cole and Ana! Genji: That's because I introduce Ana to him, also Hanzo enjoys Cassidy company because he's is also autistic so they bond. Sojourn: Since when was Cassidy Autistic!? Genji:*laughs even harder* Everybody knew Cole was autistic why do you think he talks so much!? Sojourn: I don't know maybe he liked hearing himself speak!? Genji: Cole doesn't even know social cues when the conversation ends!! You known Cole Longer than I have and didn't know he was autistic!? Sojourn: No one told me!!*Is completely flustered* Genji: Because everyone thought you knew,we all did. Even the new recruits know their both autistic !! *Laughs even harder than before*

#overwatch shitposts #genji shimada #hanzo shimada #Sojourn #Vivian Chase #cole cassidy #Hanzo is autistic you can't tell me other wise #saw it on tiktok #Yes I do think Cole is also autistic #my small headcanon #this is pretty dumb #i got bored

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frownyalfred · 28 days

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imagining a competition between Bruce and Clark where they try to see who can play dumb more convincingly and it’s just a masterclass in acting and posture without an obvious winner. one look at them as civilians and most would write them off as idiots. the people who do know them can’t bear to watch their routines in person because they’re too good, in a way that just wrong enough to make your teeth itch.

#thoughts #sorry I’m rambling #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #two pretty best friends #who are also pretending to be dumb #it’s like a comedy routine watching Clark kent interview Brucie wayne

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poltergirlst · 26 days

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shout out to the smart subs who get dumb for their mistresses only 🤍

#fdom #bd/sm mistress #gentle domination #gentle fdom #bd/sm bunny #mommy k!nk #cute boys #puppy boys #good boy #pretty boy #dumb bunny #dumb puppy

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edorazzi · 1 month

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Page 6 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! I previewed this unfinished page back in 2022 when I started this project, and now it's here - love at first shriek!!! 🐞❤️😾

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#miraculous ladybug #mentor au #bridgette cheng #felix sphinx #adrien agreste #A Matter of Trust #HUGE props to the people who remembered ''ARE YOU DUMB'' from that long ago!!!#to this day bri has no clue what he said to her; she was just looking at his face :')#so many conversations as an engaged couple where felix is just talking at her; and bri takes none of it in because he's lookin pretty #yes honey you're so right honey is that new eyeliner honey :0 #josie's art

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autisticromancrowns · 2 months

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If ur having a rough end of the day like me, please enjoy my cat looking way too intelligent for how dumb (/fond) she is <3 <3 <3

#cats #cats of tumblr #funny #cute animals #cute cats #positivity #lift your spirits #kitty cat #i love her #she's so dumb /fond #tabby cat #pretty cats

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kreamybabyxxx · 1 month

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I’m a dumb attention whore

#bimboification #bimbo doll #dumbification #bimbo purpose #ask kreamy #dumb slvt #bimbofied #dumb bunny #pretty cvnt #kreamy baby

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