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#this is possibly a terrible idea but fuck it
vanillaberrychills · 3 days
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Guard-dog simon pretty please 🙏🏻
cw: hybrids, mentions of naked bodies
an ;; I think this was a hybrid request, not sure, but if this wasn't what you meant I had another idea ;) // not proofread 😞
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— You were relatively well known in your family as the one prone to danger, a fucking magnet for the worst disasters possible. Even just going out for an evening walk you would returned with a shoe missing your hair a mess, looking shell shock as you admitted a dog just chased you for three miles. Maybe you were just unlucky, maybe you should've interacted three times with those videos for good luck. Whatever it may be, your family was fed up.
They decided the best case scenario was a guard dog hybrid, but they couldn't just trust you with some random beast from a shelter. No, they contacted your uncle. John Price. You honestly weren't sure if he was even really your uncle, but he sure as hell spoiled you like he was. Which is why it was a no brainer for him to already fess up an injured hybrid soldier to watch over you.
That hybrid being Simon Riley. Initial meetings were fucking terrifying. Your whole family too wary to approach the big, brooding male with ear pin pricked straight upward, a tail left motionless behind him, tattoos across his skin and a glaring expression from behind a skull mask.
If it weren't obvious, the two of you weren't exactly compatible at first. He was just a grumpy, old war dog. Scars across his skin you'd occasionally see while helping him clean up. Your fingers running across his bare skin, feeling the ridges and bumps. The cold water made it all ache for him, he'd wince and growl just a bit, showing some teeth. But no bite.
You were surprisingly much more gentle than anything he has experienced before, so thorough in anything you did, so different from his former captain, yet somehow still the same. You washed him to clean him of impurity, a man who had walked miles covered in blood and the fear piss of his own enemies; shrunk down to nothing but your "sweet" guard dog.
It didn't take long for him to grow fond of you.
Within a week he went from hovering next to your bedroom door to shuffling closer and closer, until you eventually yanked him down so you could bury your face in his warm body. Shared and hushed whispers between the two of you - well, sort of. It was mostly you, whispering in his ear while you traced a scar over his arm, eyes staring up at his beautiful, empty brown eyes.
"Where did this one come from?" Your voice so soft, your breath tingling against his skin. It made his eyes feel heavy, but how terrible would it be if he fell asleep first? How terrible would it be if he told you those marks came from killing a man? A living, breathing being.
Needless to say, Simon didn't speak back. He would just listen to your words, and you waited back patiently. Until you would realize this wasn't up for discussion. So you would slither your finger tips across his forearm, his tattoos, the imprints of scars, and toward his cheek. It had been a long time since he had felt that gentleness right against his face. Was it so shameful for him to shut his eyes, to let his ears pin back just a bit? To soak in your small, airy whisper?
"It's okay."
Fuck.
From then on, he wouldn't have to pretend he gave a shit about you, when you treated him as gently as this, so rewarding and pure. Not like a filthy mutt on the street. From then on, he hovered over you like a looming storm cloud. Lightning striking those with an extended gaze.
Safe to say your "luck" had improved, right?
Maybe he would tell you about those scars one day, love. As long as your keep touching him so sweetly, so gently, so curiously. Could you do that for him? For your "Si"? As you called him of course. Would you keep your prolonged touches somewhere that could get him in trouble?
Make him finally grumble out a soft, "Please."
And of course you would smile, a smile almost as manipulative as his former captain; one that made him finally see the resemblance. How much power you had over him. All he could think about was spending nights buried within your soft, steaming core. And you would just allow it, teasing him for being your needy guard dog.
He wanted to shut you up, to fuck you into silence, but Simon was a good boy. He wouldn't be rough with you. Wouldn't dream of hurting his master. So, Simon would let you rub the rip of his cock, make him cum on your thighs into a shivering orgasm. Whispering how if he was good, he could cum in your cunny. Only if he was a good boy.
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jenniferjareauwife · 2 days
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r got injured on the last case so has to stay behind with garcia on a case, which leads to lots of texting and face times with jj. maybe jj finds it hard to sleep away from r for once, so r stays on facetime until jj falls asleep
Stay On the Call Please
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pairing: jennifer jareau x fem reader
category: fluff
warnings: none
word count: 727
summary: you have to stay behind with garcia while the team goes on a case and your girlfriend misses you
I squinted as I tried to read Garcia's computer screen. How does she know which information to read? We were currently on call with JJ, telling her potential suspects for the current case. She was already at the hotel room, it was pretty late so I don't know why she was calling us but we were willing to help. "Hey Pen...can I talk to y/n?" JJ's voice was a bit quiet and I could tell that something was wrong.
"Yeah." Garcia dismissed us and I left to go sit at my desk, still on call with JJ.
"What's wrong babe?" I asked, clicking the FaceTime button, wanting to see her beautiful face again after 3 days.
"I miss you." She told me quietly. When she accepted the FaceTime I saw that she was laying in the hotel bed and she looked super tired. She had dark bags under her eyes and she looked defeated.
"I miss you too honey." I frowned when I saw the state she was in. "What's going on? Anything I can do to help?" She shrugged. "Jayje...come on. You can talk to me. Please talk to me baby, it looks like you haven't slept in days."
"Because I haven't. I can't sleep away from you." She partially hid her face in her pillow after her confession. "I miss you so much." My heart melted and I was overwhelmed with the urge to book a flight to Augusta just to see her again. "I'm sorry for the constant texts." She added. "I just really miss you."
"Don't apologize hon, ok? I get so happy when I get your texts, it means that you're alive and well and it's a chance to talk to you." I assured her. "You can text me anytime you want, ok? I'll always answer." I wanted to give her a kiss on the forehead so badly but it wasn't possible. "I love you so much."
"I love you too." She let out a loud sigh that I could hear through the phone. "I really wish you were here. Fuck that unsub for shooting you." I let out a soft chuckle.
"I know. I wish I was there too."
"I mean, there's no one to cuddle when I'm trying to sleep! It's terrible!" She exclaimed. "I can't sleep without you." She said again. "I really can't." I frowned.
"I'm really sorry baby. But you've gotta try, right? Just close your eyes and try to fall asleep, ok?" I tried to keep my voice soft, hoping it would coax her to sleep. "I should probably go-"
"Stay on the call...please?"
"Of course. I'm probably going to end up sleeping in your old office anyways. It's hard to sleep in our bed when you're not here." I tried to comfort her a bit by telling her I was having the same issues as her.
"Good. There's a blanket in there and it's really comfy. I took naps in there a lot." I smiled warmly and made my way up to her old office, plopping myself down on the couch and pulling the blanket up over me.
"It is really comfy." I agreed. She smiled and giggled a bit as I wiggled around to try to find a good position. I ended up hugging a pillow since it was the closest thing to hugging her.
"Thanks for staying on the call."
"Of course. I'm sorry I can't be there with you. You have no idea how much I miss you." I told her with a small pout. "Don't forget to take breaks, ok? I swear to God JJ if you go after that unsub when you haven't slept in 3 days if he doesn't kill you I will." She laughed and nodded.
"Ok. I wont go after the unsub like this." She smiled warmly. "I'm gonna try and get some rest." I nodded, prepared to hang up. "No no. Stay on the call. I think you being on the call will help me sleep." I nodded, willing to help her in anyway I could.
"I love you JJ. Don't hesitate to text me or call me if you need anything, ok?" I hooked my phone up to a charger so it wouldn't die.
"Ok...I promise. I love you too." I lied there and watched as she fell asleep over the phone with a smile on my face.
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kyouka-supremacy · 1 year
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WAIT YOU AREN'T AMERICAN???
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#Sorry akdbrvekkdbrjekbdke this is just. not the first time I receive an ask of this kind and I really can't figure what makes this idea–#come across and how to stop it akdmbrkskdbbeksbdbeksk#I am. very much not. Besides I feel like my English is super broke so I thought at least *that* would give it away!!!#people asks me stuff#It's just. There's a big modern cultural colonization by the usa of my and other European countries–#which... Eh... Doesn't make me... Well... Uh... Very fond of the usa to put it that way#And I KNOW it's unfair towards the people and I love all of my friends from the usa deeply and truly#But like. I totally get this is just a small thing but like... It's hard to explain.#But you need to understand the influence the usa has on Europe is BAD. And at least in my country it's utterly terrible.#And it's more of an extension of a deep capitalist structure than all usa's fault but like... My country is currently undergoing a–#privatization of healthcare and education following a blatantly american model which is BAD. There's like one (1) thing that our country–#has going on which is free healthcare and some of the current leaders want to change that just because for them if that's how it works in–#the usa then it must be good. It's bad. it's screwed up. Once every year someone brings up making of the country a federal state–#like what the fuuuuuck what is wrong with everyone. Not to mention all the media we consume comes directly from the usa and contributes–#spreading the idea the usa is on top of the world and all other countries are underdeveloped compared to them. You see why it's bad#But like. God this is an awful and faulted way to reduce an extremely complex subject I really can't dwell on because an entire thesis–#could be written on it. But there's a huge cultural colonization in Europe that makes people feel like there's no possible alternative to–#late stage american capitalism which is sooooooo so so so fucked up.#Because capitalism wins the moment people start believing no alternative is possible
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ruthlesslistener · 1 year
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honestly all i'm getting from this discourse about the new hp game and the inevitable 'separate the art from the artist' thing is that people need to really tone tf into the difference between 'this thing looks and is problematic but is actually fine to enjoy privately with an extremely heavy hand of criticism because the author was incredibly tone deaf with it or was falling into prejudices present in their own society' vs 'this shit is literally nazi propaganda even if it doesn't look like it at first because the whole fucking intent of the very racist author was to trick people into agreeing with their racist ideas'
Also yes you can hyperfixate on something or have something as a special interest that can be fucking terrible, but that is no grounds for you to not be critical of it or not understand that talking about it is supporting that harmful rhetoric or is actively endangering people through promoting it- though speaking from experience, just knowing that the author was a pos and that all the bigoted shit in their work was intentional gave me enough of a terrible feeling to ward me away, and I've got some pretty fucking grody special interests to boot
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springtrappd · 7 months
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every single story out of the fnaf novels reads like if you asked a team of perfectly normal middle-aged ghostwriters and marketers who have never engaged with the horror genre seriously in their life and tasked them with writing a creepypasta for twelve year olds
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salsflore · 11 days
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#fretting over my future once more. i’m afraid i might actually kms if i go back to a regular school but i’m worried i’ll completely#fuck up my chances of getting into a university if i don't#turning to that cursed website Quora . i can’t do this i’m just TERRIFIED i’ll fuck up and only realize it a year down the line#i don’t want to think about what hasn’t even happened yet but i can’t just blissfully ignore the possible consequences either#i hate that this happened to me. i already had a Plan. a straightforward idea of what i was going to do and then i get ARRESTED omggg#why is it me that has to have my life disrupted like this‚ right? i hope hope hope things will turn out okay in the end but i am just sad#about everything that’s ever happened to me#i want to do the private candidate thing so badly but it means not finishing the last 2 yrs of highschool#i’d still technically be learning tbe same things but its more about the certificate or whatever that comes with it#and the friends‚ too ....#of course you only do this to me when i am almost at the finish line and ive found people i click with! thank you 👍🏻 salamat sa lahat 🤗#i need to do more research on the topic before freaking out . but i'm just. eugh so so sososososo sad#💭#negative#cw vent#edit: it is becoming more and more likely that finishing my edu in a regular school would be the best option but AHHH#i really. i really cant emphasize how much i dont want that for myself. i hate it#i miss my home so terribly. but whatever i guess!#also i relapsed so thats kind of a bummer ...#cw self harm
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badolmen · 10 months
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Would it be a bad idea (purely hypothetically) to go through the application and interview process to be a scab writer only to reject whatever offer you’re made? I’m just thinking about that Reddit post about that independently wealthy tech guy with time to spare who would get jobs at shitty tech-bro startups only to do fuck all for a few weeks before they had to fired him. Obviously in this scenario you wouldn’t accept employment to preserve your ties to WGA (assuming they don’t extend their no-membership-for-scabs to people who never actually scabbed?). Idk it just seems like a good idea to waste their time and resources while also clogging up the system to prevent or delay actual scab writers from being hired.
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kendallroygf · 10 months
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convinced only maybe 5 of you understand kendall btw
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arcaneyouth · 5 months
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anxiety is such a weird lil shit
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cherry-shipping · 1 year
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not that id ever want a job, and in reality if me and sans lived together hed probably be the one mostly responsible for our income on account of his countless fucked up jobs, BUT. i love the thought of sans being a cute shitty little househusband sending me off to work with a kiss and a lunchbox except the lunchbox is just, like, a compact bomb of as many sausages and a gross slurry of a million fucked up condiments as he could fit in there
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aeide-thea · 2 years
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'yeah i'm totally trans-inclusive, as long as you don't expect me to remember that womanhood doesn't map tidily onto the ability to get pregnant [some women are postmenopausal! some women are infertile! some women don't have uteruses, and not even all of those women are trans!], or to ever frame anything in a way that isn't Men Vs Women As Antagonistic Binary! unbelievably insulting of you to suggest otherwise!'
#like was the OP of that post overtly T*RF-y when i clicked thru? no.#did their blog remotely suggest they cared at all abt trans ppl? also no.#did like half their posts talk abt Men as though there was no possible overlap ever between Men and Women? uh‚ yup!#like. this will be the last post abt this unless something else happens—i turned off anon asks finally bc fuck that—but it's just like#this isn't even abt 'careless wording' it's abt wording that's entirely consistent with the way the last many posts in yr blog frame things#and it isn't abt splitting hairs‚ it's abt having an accurate understanding of who these things affect#and not deciding that other ppl constitute sufficiently small fractions of the picture that you can just generalize them out of it entirely#which is a key piece of the master's toolset and will not dismantle the master's house!#like. to reiterate something i said privately earlier: swallowing the normative definition of Womanhood wholesale#is a terrible starting point from which to challenge the normative treatment of women#i'm a feminist and feminism is clearly still necessary but like#if you're going to slice off all the bits that don't fit neatly into the glass slipper... that's not any kind of feminism i want#or indeed recognize as feminism#like. sorry. if the 'language that's most convenient and accessible to you' is harmfully inaccurate…#*you're* the one who needs to work on your framing#it isn't fucking semantics. it's revealing real things abt yr worldview that harm and erase real women.#also like. if you're more insulted by the idea that a stranger didn't fully investigate you to find out whether the whiff of T*RF was Real#than by the reality that you're peddling rhetoric T*RFs use *all the time* to support their bigotry—you might in fact be exactly the bigot#you protest being labeled as! bigotry is worse than having someone say 'maybe a bigot‚ kinda smells like one' about you in passing!#truly too many tags i'm just mad.#(and unlike the blogger in question and their buds will not be venting by sending Nasty Ad Hominem Anons)#(so it's all just going right here.)#in conclusion no‚ i don't trust you to use cisnormative language bc you're 'TOTALLY going to come back and collect the rest of us later!'#you absolutely will not!#ugh. okay. enough.
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maxellminidisc · 11 months
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Genuinely forgot how sick the heat makes me feel. I fucking dread summer...
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whimsyprinx · 11 months
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the fun part about periods is that there’s enough time in between them for you to forget The Horrors so by the time your period starts again you get to suffer The Horrors again as if for the very first time!
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chaotic-history · 1 year
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I will die on this hill
#cause the whole thing in Candide is he's arguing against Leibnitz who's saying it's the best of all possible worlds and that everything#that happens happens for an eventually good reason#and Voltaire's not just arguing that everything is terrible; for all that he's smarter than Pangloss Martin is still wrong about Cacambo#coming back.#and Martin's idea was that there's a Good god and a Bad god that control everything#but Candide (book not character) shows that things like the Lisbon earthquake or good men drowning simply don't have a reason; good or bad#things happen essentially randomly and there's no order to it#*but*#(and this is moving away from the absurdism point but I want to talk about it)#despite all the random uncontrollable things Candide faces there's also much that's manmade#and I've seen some interpretations of the book that seem to thing the ending is saying to just escape from the world and don't bother#with trying to change it but I don't think that's the point because first of all obviously Voltaire didn't think it was useless to try and#change things or he wouldn't have written the fucking book; and also Martin and Pangloss share the similarity of believing that#any attempt to better the world is pointless because Pangloss thinks it couldn't get any better and Martin. well. also thinks that but in a#negative way#and the way I see it the book is as much a critique of fatalism as it is of Leibnitz's optimism#and really those are one and the same; if this is the best world it means nothing can ever improve and we're stuck in this pile of shit#tldr; shit happens for no reason; ya can't fix it but at least you could make it a bit better for the people around you; and you might as#well enjoy some pistachios while you're doing it#guys i promise i do know how to write actual literary analysis and someday i'll post it#but it's easier to just rant in the tags for 5 minutes#also jacques and the old woman both fundamentally changed the story through being willing to help candide + pangloss/cunégonde
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brw · 1 year
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I am kind of curious about simon’s mcu racebend bc if I’m not mistaken Eric Williams is textually racist. I doubt they would explore that in the mcu regardless but like. It’ll be weird to see a black actor portray a historically racist character
how he treated Nekra was fucked up
Hi anon!
Eric has always been a weird bigot to Vision and Wanda, Vision for being an synthezoid and Wanda for being a mutant, and I do think him being like, properly also antiblack and racist makes sense, but to be entirely fair outside of the early issues of West Coast Avengers and the sister series Vision and the Scarlet Witch that aspect of his character hasn't really been there, and with how Englehart wrote Pietro a lot I think Englehart likes to write racist elder brothers. Like in his debut he fights against Black Panther, and there he's fuckin complimenting T'Challa for being a "worthy foe", and in Avengers #160 his hatred towards mutants is the most notable bigoted thing he says. Like, I definitely think it is something that makes a LOT of sense with the kind of person Eric is, but I also do think for the show you can easily adapt Eric without including that; his abusiveness to Simon and Vision is a much more remembered part of him in contemporary comics, for example.
it is one of my big fears for the show though, to be honest; it would be pretty impressive if they made a Wonder Man show and didn't include Eric in some way, because beyond Simon's relationships with Wanda and Vision, Eric is definitely one of the more recognisable ones, and definitely the most Simon focused dynamic. Eric's inclusion is pretty much guaranteed, and I'm concerned they'll hire a white actor to play Eric because of him being racist, which would be a fair enough concern and thing to want to avoid, but it would also completely change the dynamic between Simon and Eric. Eric being the older brother Simon looks up to, who Simon even after all these years can't bring himself to really hurt because Eric's his big brother, even when Eric is incredibly abusive towards him makes more sense if they're biological brothers from the same abusive father.
Like, the fact that Simon puts up with Eric so much and never really fights back despite being much stronger, and the fact that Eric literally learned necromancy and mutilated his own body and was willing to kill the Avengers for his brother's memory is something I think makes a lot more sense if they're biologically related, and I hope they keep that aspect of their dynamic because it makes them very interesting to me. It'll be difficult to adapt, but I hope they manage to make Eric an horrible person while also remembering at the core of his character is a genuine love for his little brother, and a desire to protect him and protect his memory, even if he's a violently abusive person who has zero interest in unlearning those tendencies.
And yeah, Nekra genuinely deserves so much better than him, if anyone deserves to fully kill Eric it's her. So glad she's getting more respect and nuance, especially away from Eric who yeah, as I said, has zero interest in unlearning his abusive tendencies and just sucks to be around even if you're not focusing on his bigotry. Like, she raised him from the dead not once but twice and the second time he drains her alive??? Also, marvel needs to seriously fix the kid him and Nekra have, Death Reaper or whoever, because the way she debuted was absolutely fucking terrible.
Anyway tldr; Eric sucks, he always has and he always will and I just hope the fundamentals of his character won't be lost when we talk about how much Eric sucks when they adapt him, and I hope we won't lose the important parts of his relationship with Simon in the adaption, whatever that looks like.
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nebulainatree · 1 year
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how to design inkling character help
#Nebbie posts#Nebbie text posting#text tag#This absolute bitch has been stuck in my brain for like a whole month but I have no idea what he looks like#He's like. He's a dick and he has awful anger issues and is full of hate and plays illegal turf wars#And ever since a kid stabbed him in the leg in like 4th grade and got away with it he's been a vengeful piece of shit#Who decided to remember every possible detail about everyone who's ever wronged him and make their lives as hellish as possible#Frankly he's awful. I love him#And he and Plus have this terrible beef since he commissioned a weapon from Plus and then felt like the money was too high so he.#Ok I'm still not sure whether he doesn't pay or if he just cancels the order mid thing and Plus doesn't pay him back but. War is declared.#He's constantly vandalizing Plus' graffiti advertisements and dissing him to everyone in the illegal turf scene#But of course Plus isn't the one to back down. He goes fucking bonkers. He hacks this guy's ikatter and shit.#Every day is a struggle between these bitches. Inkling guy undermines Plus' weapon deals. Plus fucking doxxes him. Blood and hate and death#It's fucking visceral it's insane they genuinely loathe each other. They want to rip each other apart tentacle by tentacle. They say this.#So anyway fast forward past that almost actually happening and the inkling guy is in a polycule with Plus now#I'm soooooo mentally ill for this guy. If only I knew his name and what he looked like#By the way all this happens like way in the chronological future for these characters unfortunately. So I probably wouldn't even draw it#Also also Plus and him still like.#Hate each other . Like they're beating each other up constantly and sometimes Disc gets confused by that but it's like a romantic beat up#It's like. Ok. Boys will be boys ig#Send fucking post#Anyway this is a call for help as it is way past midnight here and I absolutely need to go to bed but my brain is rotting#If anyone does have cool hairstyle ideas for this guy you can let me know but this is mostly just. I'm constantly thinking about these guys#Goodnight.#I am NOT tagging this Splatoon. This is just me being sleep deprived. And I don't have a tag for that so.#Oh also the inkling guy gets mandatory therapy via court verdict after getting arrested for attempted murder.#Since I headcanon Splatsville doesn't have prisons because it doesn't have more than a rudimentary sort of police system#If you really fuck up they exile you. Go die in the desert idiot basically.#Or sometimes they'll send like really bad people to Inkadia since there's actual laws there
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