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#this is pathetic
averageludwig · 7 months
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OOH WAITER , MORE DEMOMAN PLEASE!!!!!
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honeypleasejustkillme · 10 months
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my taste in men has gotta be a form of self harm
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skyloftian-nutcase · 3 months
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I need to wear a shock collar so somebody can electrocute me whenever I get lost in scrolling oblivion
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suckmyarschkarte · 8 months
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look who's opened his mouth (hendo. it's hendo)🙃 here's the summary:
· i thought my six-pack would convince jürgen to let me play more
· i didn't feel wanted at liverpool anymore :(
· it didn't matter, whether i stayed or not, everyone would have criticised me anyway 😔
· it wasn't about the money, stevie had never even mentioned it. i just wanted something new and exciting (not the money)
· i'm an ally, i have gay friends! i've worn the rainbow laces! (which i'm not gonna wear, because i don't want to offend anyone's culture and religion)
· i'm not a politician lmao
· we can't criticise different cultures from afar, nothing's going to change (i'm here tho, i'm helping, i'm an ally, i can help make positive changes 🙂)
· i'm sorry you're so easily offended 🙄 it hurts me btw, i've always tried to do my best for the gays
· before qatar we had a meeting with the fa about human rights, i thought, omg that's shocking, but i went there, got to meet the workers, and it wasn't like that at all :)
· i'm so brave to let a non-straight journalist interview me, i could've gone with someone else, who would've protected me more 😤
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musicalcompanions · 7 months
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So Gege complained about Gojo being too powerful and hard to write around so he offed him like that and now Gege made Sukuna even more powerful??? Make it make sense.
Idk hopefully Gege will bring out something truly extraordinary, but I’m not holding out too much hope for that.
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bagofboiledeggs · 6 months
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Finally, I have a place to put my shrine of misfortune
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motherofplatypus · 1 month
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Guess Thomas also works for instagram now 😂
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bpdohwhatajoy · 3 months
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I can’t do anything right
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heliosinwater · 5 months
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lord above.
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etoiile · 4 months
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i want a bf so bad
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silvyysthings · 1 year
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The servant is already answering under our comments and wiith the same words ....pathethic
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ghostampede · 1 year
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god i don’t think ive been this insane over a fictional character in a very long time but something about wolfwood from trigun 1998 has me in an insane chokehold. i drew him earlier and nearly sobbed from joy. i practically squealed when explaining him to a friend earlier. this is insanity.
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xiaodear · 2 years
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hi all!! i know i've been gone for a couple months but i still wanted to put something out, cue this extremely small fic ft venti
ps sorry for the lazy format & probably poor grammar, im super tired and whipped this up in a few mins lol
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this was certainly...new.
you see, venti wasn't used to being punished; why would he be? he is the anemo archon, after all. these games he'd play with you, however, could be absolutely enervating and irritating—you simply could not take another second of him teasing you, fingers practically ghosting your skin and gentle, almost entirely inaudible words of every single filthy thing he'd like you to do to him, everything he'd like to do to you. you were at your breaking point, patience and self-control thrown to the wind.
hence why the two of you are here now, standing under the comfortable shade of the large tree at the heart of windrise, a statue of the seven looming over you both. there's no doubt, mondstadt is beautiful, but compared to the man in front of you? the humble little nation was a joke. venti was in a compromising position, small hands laid flat on the stone figure while his back arched wonderfully, clothed ass presented to you. oh, if his loyal subjects could see him now, they'd be so, so disappointed in their bubbly, kind-hearted god. "i wonder," you murmur, slowly making your way towards the petite man. anticipation rushed through his veins. "how would the people of mondstadt react when they find out the powerful being they worship is nothing but a desperate whore?" a hand settles itself on his ass, squeezing and groping it like putty. he doesn't respond. you whisper into his ear, "really, you should've just become a prostitute instead. fitting, no?" he’s naughty, so naughty, doesn’t say a word and ruts his backside on your clad form instead. that’s why you’re doing this, that’s why he needs to be punished; needs to learn who he really belongs to.
you tangle your fingers in venti’s soft black locks, yanking his head back with a force so powerful it made his dick jump with a start. despite the twinge of pain, you could see a small smirk begin to form on those little pink lips of his— a smirk full of lust and sin. in an instant, you knew this would be much more than just your ordinary sex session.
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thornyangel101 · 10 months
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It's so funny how @stilldreaming47 thinks "she" has bigger boobs than me? Apparently, "her" bra size is 36D, whereas mine is 42H. See what one has bigger boobs? That's right. Mine are bigger, yet "she" is claiming that her boobs are bigger than mine. Just go to "her" profile, and you'll see how small "her" boobs are.
The reason I'm putting quotation marks around the pronouns is that I'm convinced that the "wife" is actually a dude pretending he has a wife. It's so fucking funny to see how pathetic that guy is, pretending to have a wife. Probably does it just to get pictures of peoples boobs
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girlbossingblogg · 3 months
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you won. i lost the battle, i lost the war. you won. you got it all. take it, cause it’s yours. you won, i’ll just go, i’ll just let it fall. you won, over and over again. is only my fault, i didn’t understood it before. because you won when you owned me. you won when i was the only one. you won when you hold me. you won because you made me rough. and look at me now, while you take the prize. the prize that’s yours; supposedly. how didn’t i know, that you won? how did i ignored, that you owned it all? all when i was alone and you were in a group of four. you won, you won it all. i lost. i give up. i can’t let myself be in war. not anymore. not like before. cause you won. that’s what you’ve always done. you won, pathetic whore. you won. and i lost.
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