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cafecdramin · 23 days
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A compilation of ACTUAL things Dan has said to/about Phil that makes me want to set myself on fire:
You're my plinth of life
You look good there, you look strong, you look powerful [...] you look lovely
I mean, Phil, your biceps are wonderful and you have nothing to be ashamed of, okay?
I think your personality is too adorable for it
I know us better than you do
You are an amazing morale booster and you're really fun an nice
You are so unique and amazing that no art can ever capture your essence
You have to get prepared to revenge my death and give me the rub rubs to bring me back up
I think the universe would rip in half, let's not try [going further apart]
And Phil, something I talk about is the importance of having people to support you and that's been you, throughout my life. Through the little existential crisis, you've been there feeding me snacks, and as annoying as you have been, at least you've been there
I will find you in any world, Phil!
Obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic, this is someone that genuinely liked me, I trusted them, and for the first time since I was a tiny child I actually felt safe. And the relationship that we formed at that point was something that I needed in my life. We are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates
We’re like two 4,000-year-old tortoises just silently chewing grass, staring into the sunset.
Your fucking faves could never have that chemistry day one! Show me your favorite duo, I'll wait, I'll sit the fuck right here!
Best friends, arch enemies, husbands, business partners, partners in crime, soul mates, just mates, who the fuck knows?
Remote crisis manager
Moon butt
These little nuggets
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jellibean2018 · 2 months
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You Belong to Me Part 2. (Sneak Peek!!)
Authors note: So, writing part two is taking a bit longer than I expected it too so I will add this as a little inside to what the next chapter will hold. Just to let y'all know I am still writing it and I still intend on posting the next part. I know this sneak peek is small but this chapter is looking to be about 4k words so please enjoy this little sneak peak! Part 1
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Crickets and cicadas' sweet melodies filled the ambience of the forest. You watched as fireflies floated with the summer air. How the leaves in the trees danced to the summer breeze. You laid in a soft, warm bed of grass staring at the dusking sky. The clouds were painted vibrant colors of red, orange and lighter shades of pink. Specks of white started to slowly decorate the evening sky. You were humming the song that made you fall in love with romance, “La Vie En Rose''. You watched the sky fade to black, like the final curtain falling on the most magnificent performance. 
‘Quand il me prend dans ses bras. Qu’il me parle l'a tout bas. Je vois la vie en rose’ (When he takes me into his arms. He speaks to me softly. And I see life through rose-colored glasses)
You could feel a presence beside you, lying with you in the tall soft grass. You felt no fear in this moment, all you could feel was a sense of peace. Soon enough the humming had morphed into a voice physically singing it. It wasn't yours but my god, was it heavenly. You hummed along to the heartwarming lyrics.
‘Il me dit des mots d'amour. Des mots de tous les jours. Et ça m'fait quelque chose’ (He speaks words of love to me. They are everyday words and they do something to me)
It was a voice you vaguely recognized, why couldn't you remember? You wanted to turn your head but you couldn’t, your whole body was relaxed in the grass. You felt safe but that awful feeling that something was wrong was growing by the second.
‘Il est entré dans mon cœur. Une part de bonheur.̴ D̸o̵n̴t̷ ̴j̶e̶ ̸c̴o̶n̴n̷a̸i̶s̸ ̵l̸a̵ ̶c̴a̵u̷s̷e̴’ (He has entered into my heart. A bit of happiness. T̸h̶a̴t̷ ̶I̵ ̷k̸n̵o̵w̵ ̴t̸h̵e̴ ̷c̵a̷u̷s̷e̴ ̸o̴f̷)
  The beautiful song started to distort, suddenly black tentacles sprouted from the ground latching onto your legs and arms. Holding you to the now cold dark earth.
‘Ȼ'ēꞩⱦ łᵾī ꝑꝋᵾɍ ᵯꝋī. ᛗꝋī ꝑꝋᵾɍ łᵾī đⱥꞥꞩ łⱥ ꝟīē. Īł ᵯē ł'ⱥ đīⱦ, ł'ⱥ ɉᵾɍē ꝑꝋᵾɍ łⱥ ꝟīē’ (ł₮'₴ Ø₦ⱠɎ Ⱨł₥ ₣ØⱤ ₥Ɇ. ₳₦Đ ₥Ɇ ₣ØⱤ Ⱨł₥, ₣ØⱤ Ⱡł₣Ɇ. ⱧɆ ₮ØⱠĐ ₥Ɇ, ⱧɆ ₴₩ØⱤɆ ₮Ø ₥Ɇ, ₣ØⱤ Ⱡł₣Ɇ)
The tentacles started to drag you slowly into the earth, you fought against the restraints but were losing horribly. Your heart beating harshly against your chest and your lungs started to panic by being swallowed by the earth. The beautiful dark sky painted with stars was now angry shades of red. The forest around you sets ablaze. Flames that climbed higher than the treeline. Tears streamed down your cheeks and the last thing you saw before the earth swallowed you forever, was a red haired man, with a soul wrenching smile.
‘Ɇⱦ, đēꞩ ꝗᵾē ɉē ł'ⱥꝑēɍȼꝋīꞩ. Ⱥłꝋɍꞩ ɉē ꞩēꞥꞩ ēꞥ ᵯꝋī. ᛗꝋꞥ ȼꝋēᵾɍ ꝗᵾī ƀⱥⱦ.’ (Ⱥꞩ ꞩꝋꝋꞥ ⱥꞩ Ī ꞥꝋⱦīȼē ħīᵯ. Ī ӻēēł īꞥꞩīđē ᵯē. ᛗɏ ħēⱥɍⱦ ƀēⱥⱦīꞥꞡ) 
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You stared into the porcelain cup holding a cold cup of jasmine tea. Dazed and in deep thought. Rosie had invited you out this morning to have tea at her favorite shop in the colony, she was chatting with the owner and you didn’t mind. You didn’t dream much in your life, you always wondered what nightmares were like. Ever since your attack, shit since you’ve been down here, they have been a nightly routine but last night was… different. It felt like a warning of some kind. It was, without any mistake, Rosie’s friend you had met a week earlier. Alastor, you had found out through Rosie he was also an overlord as well. The Radio Demon he was called. You’ve asked around town, and the only ones who were willing to talk about him were the children. The gist of what they said was that he was not a demon to be messed with. You’re just happy that you were under Rosie’s wing. It seems she is the only Overlord he interacts with. You best stay out of his way.
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hacked-by-jake · 5 months
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𝗗𝗪 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 "𝗕𝗮𝗯𝗲"
Characters: Jake, Richy, Dan, Thomas, Phil, Alan
Warnings: None, I guess. Phil got slightly suggestive but it's Phil so. Oh, and no beta read.
A/n: Hey, look what this is. A little, silly, headcanon thingy. What can I say? No idea how I came up with it. But I was bored. Don't expect too much. It's small and it's silly, as I said. Hope you like it anyway. 💚
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𝗝𝗔𝗞𝗘
Oh boy, he would freeze on the spot and be unable to move.
He would stare at the table as if he could set it on fire with his eyes. Although he has clearly heard the nickname, his mind needs a few more moments until it has seeped through every cell of his body and the real meaning breaks over him.
You could swear the man is starting to shake with tension.
He is completely shocked that you give someone like him a pet name and indirectly express your feelings for him.
On the inside he explodes with joy and in his imagination a tear rolls over his cheek which he holds back in reality with everything he has.
Either way, he would be absolutely powerless against the crooked grin which is slowly creeping over his lips, so he does nothing but let it happen.
He has clenched his hands into fists and his cheeks turn slightly red in embarrassment but he has to hear it again.
"Can you repeat it?" he would whisper with broken voice.
You would of course repeat it and it would burn into his memory and he is one hundred percent sure that this is the most beautiful thing he has ever heard.
If possible his love for you would increases even further and if you would ask him right now to commit a murder for you then he would only ask which weapon you want him to use.
If he were to stand, his knees would probably give in and he would collapse.
He’s completely at your mercy.
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𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗬
Pah, the hyperactive rubber ball would lose all composure.
He would look at you with the widest grin and you would be worried that his cheeks would tear open as much as he smiles at you.
He would wrap his arms around you to pull you happily in for a hug. Probably the hug is a little too tight.
He would kiss your forehead and then rattle down all the pet names he can think of to test what would be the best name for you and how it feels to pronounce it.
He would continue without interruption throughout the entire day.
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𝗗𝗔𝗡
Pff, Dan is a macho.
That man would immediately start grinning like the greatest charmer and would tease you with it.
"Well, see, see, babe it is now, huh? Took long enough. But I’ve known for a very long time that you call me that every night in your dreams, I mean, how could you not"
He would smirk sinfully before placing his arm around your shoulder, pulling you closer to kiss you.
Then he would whisper "I love you too, babe" against your lips.
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𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗦
What should happen? The guy’s a puppy through and through.
He would look at you like he was your pet and you just showed him his favorite little toy and he would be waiting for you to finally throw it so he can bring it back to you happily.
You can swear that you see his eyes getting a little wetter but he would say "I have something in my eye" to distract but you know of course that it’s just an excuse and would have to grin about it.
He would kiss you gently and tell you how much he loves you, of course not without also using a pet name for you.
In his head, however, he already plans that you both move into an apartment together, how you get married and have children and lead the happiest life until the end of your life.
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𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗡
First of all, he would warn you and ask you how many times he has told you not to use his police radio at home to "call" him. He has a private phone with which you can make calls very well.
But then he would have to concentrate completely on not grinning broadly and would tell you that in his lunch break would come home so that you can continue talking there.
The rest of the shift he’d be a little grinning idiot no matter what case he’s working on.
After he came home, he would wink at you and confess how much he enjoyed you calling him that and telling you to always call him that.
Of course, you will do it with utmost pleasure. Of course, you'll be using the police radio.
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𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗟
He would smile cheekily and answer you. But of course not without using the same pet name at the end of his sentence and emphasizing it extra strongly.
He would stop cleaning the bar to come around the counter grab you by your hips.
Of course he would kiss you and then whisper in your ear.
"Babe? That’s fucking hot, I think I can go home earlier tonight, the others can do the rest on their own. We should go home urgently."
It's obvious that he would wink at you.
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frogchiro · 11 months
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As mentioned before, my brain has been consumed by Welt ever since I started playing and now please have this little fluffy thirst with him ;;
fem!reader, nsfw but it's really mild, like nothing explicit happens, nipple play and breast sucking >< very fluffy and sweet, possibly ooc Welt, age difference (reader is in her early 20's), reader has a past
!also possible spoilers on the prologue of the game!
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OKAY SO, I imagine this taking place right after departing from Herta's Space Station with the Astral Express. After the disaster at the station you, Himeko, Welt, Dan Hang, March 7th and the newly acquired member of the team, Caelus, set out on a new journey to a planet called Jarillo-VI to possibly learn more about the Stellaron and Aeons.
You were really lucky to join this lively group of so many different personalities, even more so to being able to call them your friends! A life of a mercenary wasn't an easy one, especially since you had to do the dirty work ever since you were barely a teen. It sure had it's moments especially as you got older, being able to wander and see all what your world had to offer, fighting bandits and monster was a thrilling experience for sure! But after years of doing so it quickly became a mundane thing to do, the thrill of adventure gone and replaced with it being more of a (very strenuous) chore to keep food in your stomach. With no one to come home to and with the very few 'friends' you made it quickly became...depressing and frankly, empty.
Everything changed when you met the charming Lady Himeko during one of your journeys. To be perfectly honest you still don't know how it happened; one day you're slaying another monster and on the other you're standing in this brilliant intergalactical train to explore the unknown of space with a group of people who call you their friend and you can finally call that someone too.
But...you'd be lying if you said that you didn't have favorites. Something about Welt and his specific kind of charm made you swoon and his kind heart and old soul only sealed the deal.
But back to present. During the journey to Jarilo-VI all of the members of the team scattered around the train. Caelus was in the main hall looking in fascination into the vast endless space, March was probably somewhere causing trouble, Himeko was busy reading, Dan Hang was probably in his room looking through old archives and Pom-Pom was grumbling something under their breath about 'an unruly pink girl'.
And you? You were staying in your room, deciding on lazing around in your comfy bed before the new big adventure on the unknown planet; something was telling you that there would be much more trouble than any of you thought.
Just as you were laying around and almost falling asleep, a quiet knock reverberated through your otherwise quiet room.
'Come in!' you loudly said, thinking it's maybe Caelus with a question or perhaps March with one of her 'genius' ideas, but it was none of them.
It was Welt, standing just on the threshold of your room, looking tired and quite worn out. Your sleepy eyes widened slightly at the sight of the older man and immediately called him over to sit with you on your bed. What concerned you even more was the lack of resistance from the man, on a normal occasion you'd be elated to see that your partner was finally getting comfortable enough to be more open with his feelings without the 'but it's inappropriate !' talk.
Just the sight of the brown haired man in such a state made you upset so you immediately slid in next to him when he sat down with a heavy sigh. Your hands gently brushed through his graying hair and made their way down to his strong neck and shoulders to massage them a bit and relieve some of the pressure.
The deep pleased rumble coming from Welt's chest was enough of an answer but your massage was soon enough interrupted by the man turning around, broad shoulders moving and soon he was facing you with your face cradled gently in his warm palms, rough with calluses from years of fighting.
You allowed yourself to relax even more, your head feeling heavy again as your eyelids slowly closed again before quietly asking the one burning question:
"Hey love, not that I'm complaining but...did something happen? You're usually not this affectionate", you chuckled slightly and Welt released a amused sigh himself.
"Yeah, guess I'm not huh? It's just...eh forget it darling, nothing important anyway." Welt looked down again while still holding your face, his thumbs gently caressing your cheeks now.
You moved closer to him, your full breasts almost touching his chest with how close you were, and it was your turn to take his face into your hands to make him look at you, a slight flush spreading on his pale cheeks.
"Weeeell, something clearly is bothering you, I can see it clear as day Welt. I'm not going to pressure you into saying it but I see that something is on your mind and not in a good way." You words were accompanied with one of your hands moving up his cheek to his hair where you combed through it, the gray streaked hair soft under your fingertips.
Instead of replying, you saw Welt moving his hand from your exposed thigh, to your tummy before slowly dragging it upward your side only to rest on your shoulder where he slowly slipped the thin shoulder strap from your nightgown down and leaning in slowly to lay a gentle kiss on your neck before moving your your collarbone and shoulder.
You let out a breath at the warm affection from your boyfriend, your hand still in his hair while the other was now firmly placed on the bed to keep you up in your position.
Soon, you felt Welt move down from kissing your shoulder to the beginning of the swell of your breast while maintaining eye-contact with you, his beautiful golden brown eyes half-lidden and dimmed with love.
You decided to move into a more comfortable position and while still cradling Welt's head to your breast, you moved back to lay on your back against the mound of pillows nestled on your bed allowing Welt to cuddle to your side and continue his insistent affections.
A slightly louder breathy moan was let out when Welt started to mouth and lick at your pert nipple before finally closing his mouth on it and suckling, his eyes never leaving yours. You looked down at the man sucking with a content hum and noticed that the formerly tense muscles started to relax in your hold, his face also starting to become more and more lax, a serene far-away look in his eyes.
You let out a quiet pleasured sigh as you let the older man suckle as much as he wanted while still cradling his head and combing through his hair. Whatever it was that was troubling him could wait just a moment longer, Welt finally relaxing in your hold and you did not wish to upset him just as he started to enjoy himself.
You'd address it after Welt felt ready and after your nap. Your eyes slowly closing and breath relaxing, lulled into sleep by the gently tug on your nipple and Welt's quiet hums.
As long as you had each other, you knew everything would be fine.
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veryferaldistributions · 11 months
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My Favorite Quotes from the “Bride of ReAnimator” Commentary (Not Included in the “Gay” Compilation):
Herbert: “Go. Home.”
Bruce: “Oh yeah, lot waiting for me there. How ‘bout that front room? Pet the dog! Find the finger eye puppet. Have some leftover spaghetti!”
Jeffrey: (about the Bride) “So she’s Meg. She’s Gloria-“
Bruce: “She’s the virgin-hooker with the twinkle toes.”
(Herbert and Francesca are barricading the lab door.)
Bruce: “Why is she helping you?”
Jeffrey: “Because she knows there are creatures out there (laughs) puking Cream of Wheat!”
Herbert: “You’re better off without her.”
Bruce: “Thanks for the advice, Dear Abby!”
(Herbert is talking about the feet of the ballet dancer.)
Bruce: “Y’know, Herbert’s parents made him take ballet for five years…”
(Over the course of the film commentary, they make several jokes about how Chapham is always seen with food.)
Herbert: (at Chapham) “What are you doing in here?”
Bruce: “Eating!”
(EDITED POST TO ADD MORE QUOTES/FIX ERRORS IN FIRST BATCH UPON REWATCH)
(Dan gets stabbed in Peru.)
Jeffrey: “Your kidney’s been lacerated, but you’ll be alright!”
Bruce: (sees his own name in the credits) “Who’s that?”
Bruce: “How did they get down there (Peru)?”
Jeffrey: (dryly) “By a plane, Bruce.”
Jeffrey: (singing to credits music) “Oh MEEEEG, my loooove, where did you goooo my deaaaar?”
(Movie cuts from Peru to Miskatonic.)
Bruce: “Oh yeah, like those two would be let back in the States!”
Bruce: “(Bride) is the ‘Frankenstein’ of the series. If the second is ‘Frankenstein,’ what’s the first?”
Jeffrey: “…Re-Animator.”
Bruce: “What is with my HAIR?”
Jeffrey: “Well, that was your choice!”
Dan: “Herbert, I have something to tell you.”
Bruce: “I’ve found a new hairdresser.”
Dr. Graves: “Who’d want to steal body parts?”
Jeffrey: “Ohhhhh, I think we knoooow.”
(Herbert is stealing Meg’s heart.)
Bruce: “Like Dan wouldn’t have enshrined that already.”
Herbert: (at Hill’s head in the morgue) “How did you get in here?”
Jeffrey: (mumbling) “…I hate this scene.”
(They both laugh at the puns anyway.)
Jeffrey: “Nice wheels, Dan.”
Bruce: “You bet. All in eight months. Got through customs. Now I’m driving a Dodge Swinger.”
Bruce: “I can’t get over my BeeGees haircut.”
Jeffrey: “Barry Gibb lives!”
(Later in the movie.)
Jeffrey: (singing) “Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin’ alive! Stayin’ alive!”
Bruce: “Of course this house has a basement.”
Jeffrey: “It was one of our requirements.”
Bruce: “One of your requirements.”
Jeffrey: “Well…”
Herbert: “Security.”
Dan: “From what?”
Herbert: …
Jeffrey: “From what?!”
Bruce: “Do I merit an answer?!”
(Herbert is showing Dan the reagent.)
Jeffrey: “DRINK IT! DRINK IT!”
Bruce: “Y’know, Herbert has this nasty habit of shoving things in Dan’s face. Iguanas, reagent, amniotic fluid-“
Jeffrey: “Dead cats.”
Dan: “I’m moving out!”
Jeffrey: “Why?”
Bruce: “Because, I like this heart patient in the hospital MUCH more than you!”
Jeffrey: (laughs) “What, you gonna move in with HER?”
Bruce: “No one will ever get rich overestimating Dan’s bad taste.”
(Herbert is trying to convince Dan to reanimate Chapham, next to the boiling pot.)
Bruce: “Sure…why not?”
Jeffrey: “Lemme have some tea first!”
(Cuts from the basement to Francesca, in Dan’s bed.)
Francesca: “Daniel?”
Bruce: “Why am I down there? WHY? What am I thinking about?”
Jeffrey: “You needed to get another prophylactic from the lab.”
Dan: “Herbert!”
Bruce: “I’d like to have a nickel for every time I’ve said ‘Herbert’ in these two movies.”
Dan: “It helps me to think of you as Meg.”
Bruce: “Betcha that makes her feel good. No wonder she dies!”
(Gloria flatlines.)
Jeffrey: “And that made her die.”
(Herbert and Dan are reanimating the Bride.)
Bruce: “Don’t try this at home.”
(Herbert puts on the gun holster.)
Bruce: “Wild, wild West. Herbie, get your gun.”
Herbert: “There is my creation!”
Jeffrey: “So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!”
Bruce: (singing Rick Springfield) “I wish I was Herbie’s girl!”
(The Bride is trying to seduce Dan.)
Bruce: “Oh boy. I certainly wasn’t paid enough for this.”
Bride: (to Dan) “You made me?”
Herbert: “I made you!”
Jeffrey: “Yeah! Get that straight, babe!”
Dan: “You’re not Meg. Meg’s dead.”
Bruce: (flatly) “Wow. What a revelation. How edifying.”
Herbert: “Make a note of it, Dan! Tissue rejection!”
Bruce: “You write it down, ya little squirt! I’m tired of taking your notes!”
Dan: “You’re alive.”
(Falls to his knees.)
Jeffrey: “And I worship you!”
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hexologh · 10 months
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“ME AND THE DEVIL.”
I'm not really good at doing Yandere stuff, Kinda busy with my main story at wattpad too, Since school is over I just wanted to relax ya know?
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Cool request @chipichopi Hope this little story is okay, like I said I'm not good with yandere stuff..
Hope the lyrics are right, I mean I listened to the song cuz I don't really listen to Stalkers tango, but it's a good song.
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You don't know how long you've been trapped in this room. Hours? Days? Weeks? Time has become a blur, and the only thing that remains constant is the presence of the one who calls himself your "forever love."
But love? No, this isn't love—it's something darker, something twisted. It's an all-consuming obsession that suffocates you.
In the midst of your confinement, a faint melody reaches your ears, originating from outside the room. It emanates from his living room, perhaps. You wonder what could possibly be happening out there, but in this confined space, it hardly seems to matter.
Suddenly, the door swings open with a resounding bang, causing you to flinch involuntarily. The chains that bind your hands clink together, the sound echoing in the silence.
Suddenly, the room was filled with music, and there he stood before you.
Macaque, that was his name, now etched into your memory. As he gazed at you with his love-sick eyes, a sense of revulsion washed over you. Yet, you couldn't help but admit that, for a talking monkey, he possessed an undeniable allure.
"I know, I know, I know this situation's strange..~" he sang, his voice echoing through the room. Each step he took brought him closer, and you couldn't help but sweat nervously as you instinctively moved backward, your back colliding with the cold, unyielding wall.
Macaque seized your chin forcefully, tilting your face upward to meet his intense gaze. His grip left you with no choice but to look into his eyes.
"Love me, love me, love me, love me, Love me, love me, love me, love me, Love me, love me, love me, love me more than you possibly can...!" Macaque repeated the words, his voice filled with an eerie passion. You could have sworn you saw hearts forming in his eyes, an unsettling display of his distorted affection.
He pulled you into a tight, suffocating embrace, his grip exceeding the boundaries of comfort.
"Dance," he whispered with a commanding tone, leaving you with no choice but to comply. Reluctantly, you moved in sync with him, your bodies swaying to the rhythm of the song.
"It's not that complicated, no matter what they say," Macaque grinned, revealing his sharp fangs. "You'll never meet another me..." The sinister undertone in his voice sent shivers down your spine.
As his forehead pressed against yours, closing the distance between you, he continued, "I know, I know, I know I'm always in your place. But don't you see, my dear? I am your Doppelgänger. Have your faith so.." His chuckle carried a dark edge, a foreboding sign of his twisted desires. A crimson hue spread across his face, intensifying the eerie atmosphere.
"—Love me, love me, love me, love me, Love me, love me, love me, love me, Love me, love me, love me, love me more than you possibly can!" Macaque emphasized the line, his favorite in the song. The words made you feel nauseated, repulsed by his deluded affection. You longed for it to stop, for someone to rescue you from this torment.
"It's not that complicated, no matter what they say. You'll never meet another me! It's not that difficult to get your head around. You'll never meet another me. You'll never-never-never-ever-ever meet another me!" His possessiveness rang through his words, declaring that he wanted you all to himself, denying anyone else the chance to be with you.
As you danced, the chains that bound you tugged and caused pain whenever you moved too far from him. The ache served as a constant reminder of your captivity. You yearned to strike back, kick him to where the sun don't shine.
—But alas, it seemed that fate had abandoned you in this twisted dance.
"Ey-ey-ah, Bada-bam-bam-bam-bam, Bada-bam-bam-bam-bam, Bada-ba-ah Bam-bam-bam-bam, Bada-bam-bam-bam-bam, Bada-bam-bam bam-bam, Bada-ba...!" Macaque smiled, swaying his body while forcibly moving yours in tandem. His touch was invasive, manipulating your every movement.
Suddenly, his hand found its way to your throat, his sharp claw resting against your skin. You couldn't discern whether he intended to kill you or if it was another sick display of his power.
"It's not that complicated, no matter what they say. I'll never meet another you. It's not that difficult to get my head around. I'll never meet another.. you..." His words sounded alarmingly genuine, as if he truly believed them.
Nah.., you refused to succumb to this madness. You would not allow yourself to fall in love with this maniac.
Never.
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artheresy · 3 months
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My dynamic for Dan Feng & Yingxing
Hi hello, I said I would finally post this after long debating over if I show it here first or in my fic first, but fuck it. That’s a long ways away and I need to rant about them because they take up too much space in my brain.
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So this post, isn’t me claiming that this is the canon dynamic between Dan Feng and Yingxing or that this is the only right one or whatever. This is purely my own view of what I think their dynamic would be based upon how I see their individual characters with the little bits and crumbs we’ve been given so far in HSR. I can’t go over every single aspect of them here because I just purely can’t think of every single thing so this is primarily going to be talking about the fundamental key parts of my interpretation of their dynamic! If that makes sense, I’ll hop right in
Be warned, this is pretty fucking long, I think so much about them it actually hurts me physically, like it’s painful. This is me just letting my autism run while talking about two of my favorites, so be cautious… sorry in advance if some areas turn into tangents, again I think about them so much its actually too much I think about them too much
AGAIN, THIS IS MY VIEW OF THEM!! Based on the characterization we have so far which isn’t a whole bunch, this is my interpretation of their relationship based on how I view the bits of characterization we have and what we know about them
Okay so one of the biggest and most fundamental parts that influences how I view their dynamic and the course of their relationship is looking at how exactly and why exactly I think they became close. Jingliu in her companion quest says:
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I think this statement she makes “to see someone so arrogant get along with someone so proud” is actually the foundation of why they get close and their dynamic works rather than an obstacle that they somehow overcome. Specifically, I think that it was Yingxing’s arrogance (partially genuine and partially a habit born for the sake of his own survival) that allowed the two of them to get close. When we see lines from Yingxing via Dan Heng’s memories or via the Mirage Echo, though he uses Dan Feng’s proper title, he seems to talk rather casually to him. Even in a tense situation as secretly being in Scalegorge Waterscape for research would seem, Yingxing still is very lighthearted and in some languages, even laughs a little as he banters with Dan Feng. I have my own headcanons for why he has this casualness to him, but either way it’s a genuine part of him and a part of his canon characterization. I think that casualness, a product of his confidence/arrogance and maybe a little of his obliviousness as well, allows for them to get close. It evens the playing field, Yingxing sees Dan Feng as his equal, as a person, as Dan Feng rather than as his position of Imbibitor Lunae High Elder of the Vidyadhara. I could speculate all day whether or not other people had treated him similarly before and he shot it down (there’s a lot of the actual evolution of the dynamic that I will write I swear), but I think there was something very unique in that casualness that Dan Feng might not have experienced before, not from anyone else, not from the other members of the HCQ he had met before. Perhaps even Yingxing’s background would play a part in how shocked by his behavior DF is. Either way, it is that casualness, that equalness unlike he had ever experienced before, mixed with all of Yingxing’s other characteristics such as his cheeky nature that manages to quickly break down Dan Feng’s walls and make him feel compelled to grow closer to YX. Whether their first meeting was via Baiheng and Jingliu or a chance encounter before they eventually join the HCQ, Dan Feng is coming away from that shell shocked by the sheer audacity of this short life species, feelings he first interprets as offense before he realizes he’s actually amused/interest in him, and Yingxing walking away like “Huh? That was the High Elder I guess. Seems nice, a bit stiff tho!” There is no worship of Dan Feng from his side for any reason, not for his skills, not for his position, not even as an unattainable ethereal beauty situation. He views him as just another person, an equal, and no part of him views DF in this cocky “he’s not unattainable bc I already have him” kind of way because…
Another fundamental in my personal interpretation of their relationship is that Yingxing doesn’t truly seek anything from Dan Feng nor does he ever necessarily try to pursue him. And all of this isn’t in an insecure “We’d never work” kind of product of overthinking way of choosing not to pursue him. Rather, it’s primarily because Yingxing doesn’t feel the need to. He doesn’t need his romantic feelinhs to be satisfied or fulfilled especially with the difference in their lifespans. As long as he can be by his side and stay close with him until his time comes to an end, Yingxing is truly perfectly content with that. A lot of this additionally stems from a certain place. That being that after he gets to know Dan Feng better and learns of the sheer pressure he endures due to his position, the choices he feels he’s forced into, the level of restriction, even with all of the influence Dan Feng still has, he doesn’t want to be an added source of pressuring or discomfort. To sum it up, Yingxing leaves the ball in Dan Feng’s court so he can act as he sees fit when he feels like it. There’s an added layer to this also of Yingxing not wanting to ruin the current state of their dynamic (a topic I’ll get into more). In the end, this is just yet another part of Yingxing that utterly pulls Dan Feng in. He is very used to being distrusting of others and refusing to get close to many people, primarily out of wariness of the potential ulterior motives people may have when befriending him. Contrastly, Yingxing doesn’t expect or even want anything from Dan Feng even the closer they get. Dan Feng can see that, and it makes him trust in Yingxing. Makes him trust to the point that he feels comfortable enough to make attempts pursuing Yingxing himself rather than meeting at a stalemate, refusing to go after a man Dan Feng knows won’t chase him as to not risk pressuring him and bc he’s fine with how things are. That isn’t to say though that Yingxing won’t respond to any attempts Dan Feng makes first though, because he absolutely will. Well… that is if he can recognize any attempts from Dan Feng at all because he can be rather oblivious in the face of people making advances at him-
An added part to all of this is that Yingxing with the way he acts, both in general and in this specific regard, ends up being part of what helps influence and encourage Dan Feng to do more to take what he wants, actually follow his desires in certain aspects rather than keeping up his stiff outer image and denying himself of everything for that sake of his position. The HCQ in general all have influence helping Dan Feng open up more like this, seizing things instead of either waiting for things on a platter or never having them. However, Yingxing's bold nature is definitely the strongest factor as he ends up helping Dan Feng learn to identify what he wants for himself. Whether that want is something as complex as moving forward in a relationship when not only has Dan Feng had very little experience with close connections to others, but also is so accustomed to the stillness of long life, or something as simple as taking breaks and time to himself to live and breathe and experience life moving around him. It's through Yingxing (and the rest of the HCQ) that Dan Feng learns to be more selfish. It's through all of their care and kindness and love that Dan Feng learns that he too is not merely a pillar to stand tall for his people. That he is a person with needs and wants, and it is perfectly fine to be selfish and prioritize yourself at times.
So that previous section got into a little bit of Dan Feng’s trust in Yingxing, but what about Yingxing’s side of things? What about his trust in Dan Feng? I dunno what it is about him, but I feel like Dan Feng is the kind of person who can hear some of the deepest confessions and see the barest parts of the heart of someone he cares about and not treat them any differently like as if they are fragile y’know. Like Dan Feng is the person who Yingxing, out of all the HCQ, can truly confide in because he knows he won’t be seen different or treated in a drastically different way. Ultimately, Jingliu isn’t someone he feels he can go to for super emotional things which she likely herself knows she wouldn’t be able to help much with, Jing Yuan and him have a very light hearted joking dynamic that makes changing the tone and breaking the mood for a deep heart to heart much harder so he doesn’t often do it, and Baiheng… well, deep down Baiheng still sees Yingxing as that disheartened little boy, who had lost everything and was being told that there’s nothing he could do about it given his lifespan, that he couldn’t avenge what he had lost. If Yingxing were to tell her how he honestly truly feels about everything in his life, the traumas he still hadn’t overcome or the thoughts that plague him every day, he knows she would end up fretting over him, mother hen style. Being overly cautious as if his mind is made of glass, and as much as he loves her, he hates the idea of her changing how she treats him because of just how much she cares for him in turn.
(It’s a trait I see Baiheng having as to it being an obstacle in her other relationships like with Yingxing but works well in her relationship with Jingliu, caring for her and treating her softly, not underestimating her, in a way that others are too afraid to treat the unwavering, ice cold Sword champion! Matching DF and YX’s whole situation with his arrogance and casualness)
In the end, Yingxing feels like Dan Feng is the only one he can truly trust with the deepest corners of his heart and mind without worrying of Dan Feng either judging him or suddenly treating him like a fragile piece of porcelain. Even if he were to take note of something Yingxing told him and do something in response perhaps to ease his worries or heart ache, it would never be something out of pity or thinking Yingxing to be unable to take care of himself. Because ultimately, that’s where this all stems for Yingxing. He has lived so much of his life underestimated, whether having his skills and abilities questioned for being a short life species or sometimes intentionally sometimes unintentionally having his ability to take care of himself questioned like he needs a caretaker. Something that again is partially due to again to being a short life species. What Yingxing likes about Dan Feng is from the moment he met him, he doesn’t feel as if he is being questioned or underestimated. Dan Feng makes him feel as if he is truly seen as an equal, even with their distinct difference in power. It’s a treatment from Dan Feng that serves as a response to Yingxing’s own treatment of Dan Feng, his casualness to the other man making it clear he sees him as an equal as well.
And that? Well that is perhaps the most important part of the dynamic. In canon, they both have struggles with how they are seen and treated by others based on preconceived notions about their status. Dan Feng being in a way dehumanized as he is put up on a pedestal for being an incarnation of Imbibitor Lunae, for being the High Elder of the Vidyadhara, a position that he wants to escape because of the sheer loss of identity just a role brings. Yingxing being underestimated from the moment he stepped onto the Xianzhou because he wasn’t a long life species to the point that the other celestial masters on the Zhuming borderline bullied him into doubting himself, thinking a lot about his own death, and as a young boy (not even a teen yet), literally saying “Maybe I’ll never live to see the day my parents are avenged.” In my view of them, for them to truly be as close as they are established in canon, I think that from the start of their dynamic they make it very clear they see the other as a genuine and true equal in a way that other people haven’t or perhaps, can’t fully.
I said this before my in Aurizzm Yingxing post, but yeah, I don’t think Dan Feng or Yingxing would have come into a romantic relationship with each other with any experience at all. I know Dan Feng with no experience is a very accepted idea, and I agree with it very much given his isolated position and his proud attitude and that 100% plays into my view of their dynamic. I also however, firmly believe Yingxing came in without any romantic relationship experience too. The difference here ends up being in how inexperienced each of them are. Yingxing has had a lot more friendship experience, and he’s experienced crushes before which is how he can identify his own romantic feelings better than Dan Feng. But he’s never actually been in any relationship. He’s never had the time, he’s got his own goals in mind while being painfully aware he’s on a time limit, and let’s be real like I said before, This Man is married to his Forge. Meanwhile, Dan Feng truly hasn’t had any friendships prior to the HCQ. Knowing him and her too, I firmly believe Dan Feng and Jingliu’s relationship for example, was for maybe a few decades, maybe a literal century, just them sparring without words from time to time. So Dan Feng not only going in with no friendship experience, but I think that man also is having to recognize some new emotions and feelings he’s never experienced nor can put words to. So Dan Feng’s disaster comes in being painful aware of the presence and intensity of his own feelings… he just doesn’t have the words nor experience to recognize exactly what those feelings are. It’s an absolute disaster on all fronts, somebody pray for the HCQ who unfortunately have to experience all of this.
There’s an added layer I want to go more into looking back at the first part of why their relationship works and the thing I said about the Baiheng trait. As we saw with Jingliu admitting to her feelings towards his attitude as a child, she wasn’t… she wasn’t really a fan so to say of his arrogance. And given y’know, what we see of the people of the Luofu, I don’t doubt many people have similar reactions. Part of Yingxing’s limited experience comes not only from his own decision to not pursue anything, I think part of it comes from being for whatever reason feeling distaste for him. Whether it’s their own prejudices against Outworlders, or his bold attitude and lack of formality that makes any interest they had in him end up flying away. Which ugh, makes it even more special that this attitude of his, born out of necessity for his own survival on the Xianzhou and for his ability to move forward in his craftsmanship after all he went through, which has pushed so many people away, ends up being the exact thing that allows him to get close to Dan Feng. IT’s UGGGHHH Sorry, but I just need to scream. I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THEM OKAY?? THEY TAKE UP TOO MUCH SPACE IN MY BRAIN, I CAN’T HAVE A SINGLE MOMENT OF REST BECAUSE OF THEM
Again, this is my view of them and their dynamic based upon what we have been given in game so far, the crumbs of characterization we have. God I hope we get more. This isn’t me saying this view of them is canon or anything, this is just how I view them. This is the dynamic and thoughts that have grown like mold in my head from thinking about them WAY too much.
I have so much more I could talk about, certain specific things or things that don’t even immediately come to mind right now. If you want to ask more about how I view them or have some topic or aspect of them in mind, please hit me up. Either send something to my inbox or bust your way into my dms to talk about them. I love them so much. They mean the world to me.
And honestly? I could just make two whole separate posts also just about how I specifically characterize each of them, but I think I need to let my brain rest a bit.
And don’t think about this dynamic specifically in reference to how it could reflect on their current selves because you might just end up hurting yourself like I have. GOD I HATE THEM
#okay so I have so much more to say about df/yx but i wanted to take the tags to talk about rh#i want to make a separate post about them as well mostly bc of smth ill rant about here#the arguing between rh antis vs rh shippers has devolved into such a lack of nuance from both sides that its HURTING MY BRAIN#rh anti: ‘Blade HATES Dan Heng’#yeah he does#but also its not a shallow kind of hatred#it’s a multilayer complicated hatred built on past feelings of regret betrayal and fundamentally a past love from yingxing#that is what the hatred we see (mostly amplified outwardly by the mara) is all built upon that is PART of the appeal its tragedy its doomed#it’s a loss of what was and how that influences its own unique dynamic different from df & yx#rh anti: ‘DH hates Blade’ also true but again#its become a complicated kind of dislike mixed with the shock and realization of who Blade USED to be and past memories coming back#additionally there’s a little something called character and relationship development where dynamics and characters change over the story…#rh shipper: ‘You’re saying Blade hates DH lol are we reading the same game’ YES WE ARE#YES HE DOES#He does hate him yes its a complicated kind of hatred as I already said but that doesnt erase that he does hold resentment towards Dan Heng#did none of you?? read the relic lore??#if you believe that dan heng is destined to die with blade then you believe hes apart of that ‘final funeral to the unnamed’s life and#to everything he ever hated.’ …like guys why are we saying he doesnt hate him at all#it outright flies in the face of blade’s character to say he doesn’t hate him like HELLO? it’s just a complicated hatred#not nonexistent and like seriously the hatred again adds to the appeal of their dynamic#their tragedy lies in how their past forms were once close and through a shared sin plus some stuff to inspire Blade’s vengeance that#that relationship has been completely destroyed beyond repair under the weight of their sin#love replaced with an eternal hatred and remorse a betrayal grave enough to spark such violent revenge#is what makes rh appealing! makes their dynamic interesting and that dynamic developing further as threads of their past still linger but#alas arent the same as before fundamentally changed and unique to them again MAKES IT INTERESTING AND TRAGIC!! esp knowing blade will die#yingxing#dan feng#xingyue#renheng#honkai star rail
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i need you to make a rockstar!joel fic based on this bc i know he’s irritating actress!reader all the time 😭😭😭 https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNc9dtJR/
Omg YESSSS (side note: i love Dave Grohl so this fits so well (ps this is gonna be me filling the doc with random thoughts pls enjoy))
He doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. You’re not sure if that makes it better or worse. You love him, you do. You married him. You gave him three children. You wake up every day and choose to do life with him. You love him so fucking much. But, you swear to God, you’re gonna punch him in the face if he doesn’t stop finding new ways to annoy you.
He’s a musician and has the musician habit of tapping and drumming on things whilst working out a melody or whatever else is swirling around in his head. The tapping you’ve gotten used to. The vocalizing of random thoughts, you have not. You’ll be trying to read a script or something when he comes into the room and just starts making random noises or quoting movie scenes under his breath. One time, you burst out laughing and woke the girls up from a nap when you heard him whisper, “Lieutenant Dan, you ain’t got no legs,” out of nowhere. If you say anything remotely similar to a song lyric, he starts singing the song, guitar solos and all. It makes the kids laugh and the older girls have been known to secretly giggle when you give Joel a look for annoying you. Still, he hasn’t stopped and has no plans of trying.
His new favorite thing to do is to narrate everything he does in a Kardashian voice. Getting orange juice for Sam in the morning: “Oh my God, this juice is literally gonna be so good for you.” Taking Daisy for a walk: “You are literally so fit. Bible.” Leaving a room: “Okay, I have to go I have a thing.” You have no idea where he picked it up or why but it’s driving you up a wall. Finally, while you’re getting ready for bed, he mutters something in a Kardashian voice under his breath and you whip around.
“What are you doing?!” You ask and he raises his eyebrows at you.
“Washin’ my face?”
“No, not that! What is this new bit or whatever you’ve picked up?”
“What do you even mean?” He asks in the Kardashian voice and it takes everything in you to not grab his shirt and shake him. “I’m literally not even doing anything. Bible.”
“You’re making me crazy.”
“Why?” The long vowels and the high-pitched voice is annoying but it’s the twinkle in his eyes that makes you break and laugh. “You’re literally being so dramatic. I’m not even doing anything.”
“Stop! Where did you even get this from?”
“Get whaaat?”
“Joel!”
“Who’s Joel?”
“I’m gonna call your mom.”
“I’m literally a freaking adult. You can’t call my moooomm.”
“Our children are gonna start sounding like this un ironically if you don’t stop,” you threaten as he crowds your space, pushing you against the sink with a smirk on his face. “You’re gonna sleep in the couch if you don’t stop.”
“If you hate it so much, why are you literally smiling?”
“Because you’re ridiculous!”
“You literally married me.”
“I don’t know why.”
“Ouch!” Joel says, suddenly dropping the Kardashian voice, and you laugh. You put your hands on his chest and quickly and profusely apologize but he makes a mock pained face away from you. “That is literally,” he pauses to make an awful crying face. “The meanest fucking thing you ever could’ve said.”
“Joel-”
“No, because like why would you even say that? You, like, think you know somebody and then they just betray you and it’s like you literally can’t even trust anybody these days.” He’s breaking himself with his own bit and you both burst into silly laughter.
“You desperately need an ADHD diagnosis.” You say.
“I’ll get one as soon as you get one.” He counters and you squint at him.
“Touché, Miller, Touché.”
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myveryownfanfiction · 26 days
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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AG IN BIO DNI
Chapter 34
tags: @illiana-mystery, @eroticaplush, @onedirectionlovers2014
Warnings: swearing, HR, mention of smut (not our favorite couple surprisingly)
“I can’t believe you couldn’t get us out of this.” I groaned as Dan and I walked into the courtroom. “I mean it’s so absurd we have to be here on a Saturday.” Dan laughed and squeezed my shoulder. I curled into him more and turned into him.
“oh I know you’re not even awake when you start quoting the breakfast club.” He teased. “Although I’m surprised you didn’t quote bender.” I halfheartedly hit his chest.
“Eat my shorts and shut up.” I mumbled, smiling at him.
“and there we go.” Dan laughed. We sat down as the HR guy finally showed up.
“Dan be nice.” Abbie said as the HR guy passed around name tags. “Jake is just here to do a quick HR training and then you all can leave.”
“nice?” Dan scoffed. “That ship has sailed, sunk and not been found for 30 years.” I giggled and wrote my name on the tag before doing the same for Dan. He looked down as I stuck it to his chest, smiling at me softly. Abbie looked at him with a smirk. Dan frowned when he noticed and walked away, holding my hand the whole time. “Oh shut up.” He complained as went to sit down. We positioned our chairs as close to each other as we could and Jake gave us a look.
“now what would you say to someone who wants to talk to you about a personal problem?” Jake asked.
“I would give them time so we could sit down and figure out whatever was going on.” Abbie said. Jake frowned.
“that’s one way to do it. Anyone else?” He asked. Dan shrugged.
“I’d fake a heart attack.” My head snapped over to him and Dan shrugged again. “And when I came back and they asked how I was doing I’d fake another one.” Dan gave me a tight smile. “Except for this one. I actually talk to them.”
“with the one person exception aside, dans actually…kind of right.” Jake said. I raised an eyebrow at Dan and shook my head. “It seems like there’s some kind of hostility in the room. What’s going on?”
“we’ll ever since the judge suggested we move in together, things have been a bit rough.” Gurgs said. Olivia and gurgs explained their situation as Jake stared at Abbie in shock. Meanwhile I was staring dan down.
“oh you know I will do anything to get out of a conversation.” Dan said.
“yeah but considering you’ve had a heart attack I don’t like the idea of you even faking one.” I said. Dan paused and nodded.
“alright. Yeah. I understand that.” He said. “I shouldn’t have said that. Sorry.” I nodded and turned to see Jake looking at us.
“sorry. What did we miss?” I asked.
“you two are married?” He asked. “And started a relationship here?” I nodded.
“Yeah. Hence the double fielding on your list.” Dan said. I raised an eyebrow at Jake.
“There a problem there?” I asked. Jake nodded.
“The two of you shouldn’t be working together at this point. Even after all the paper work was done, there should have been a separation from work.” He explained. Dan and I looked at each other, worry clear on our faces.
“I filed to keep them both on the same shift.” Abbie explained. “Their relationship didn’t and doesn’t affect their work.”
“still…” Jake said.
“hold on are you telling me we’re going to have to…what?” Dan said. “Either break up or change our hours?” Jake nodded.
“we could get the two of you into different courtrooms on the same shift.” Jake offered.
“hold on hold on.” Abbie said. “Let’s talk in my office.” Jake got up to follow her, arguing the entire time.
“you all are dismissed by the way.” He said before leaving the room.
“Dan…” I said. He grabbed my hand and led me down to the car. “What are we going to do?” Dan hugged me before we got into the car.
“I don’t know. Abbie will figure something out.” He whispered. “Until then, we’ll just keep doing what we’re doing.” I nodded as we headed home. The next day, we headed back to work. Jake was sitting in the gallery again and I turned to Dan. He squeezed my hand and we went to work.
“don’t worry.” Abbie assured me. “As far as I know it has gotten fixed. Paperwork is up to date and down at city hall they are all on board with the two of you continuing to work together in this court.”
“good.” I breathed a sigh of relief. “So why is Jake here?” I asked. Abbie sighed.
“because apparently I fucked up the HR training.” She admitted. I squeezed her shoulder and headed over to wyatts desk. Right before break, Wyatt nodded at Dan.
“So Dan isn’t there something you wanted to say?” Wyatt prompted. Dan nodded and hit the gate. A barbershop quartet led by Flobert stood up.
“it’s been a long time coming and you really deserved better so here’s making up for running off and eloping. Your sweetheart Dan really just has one question to ask and he really hopes you say yes. So without further ado…” they sang. I looked between them and Dan, watching him get down on one knee. I gasped and covered my mouth.
“I told you I’d make up for it.” He said with a smile. “So (Y/N) Fielding, will you marry me? Properly.” I laughed and nodded.
“yes!” I said. “Hell yes!” Dan got up and we met in the middle of the courtroom. He hugged me tightly and kissed my temple. Everyone in the courtroom started clapping and I saw our parents sitting behind Jake. “Oh god. Our parents are here.” I laughed as Dan turned around, keeping his arm around me as our parents made their way over.
“yep.” He said, smiling at them. “I asked them too. I wanted to do this last week but mama and daddy weren’t able to get out here. I wanted them here when I asked properly. And I knew your mother would kill me if I didn’t ask her to be here.” I laughed and nodded.
“that’s true.” I confirmed before breaking away to hug my parents. We all headed to the cafeteria to celebrate.
“so what are you two going to do?” My mom asked.
“what do you mean?” I asked, pulling my attention away from Dan entangling his fingers with mine.
“I think what she’s trying to say is what are you two going to do with the wedding.” Dans mom said. “I’m sure it’s going to be better planned than the last one.” Dan and I blushed.
“mama.” Dan complained. “We’ve been over this. We were overcome with love and we couldn’t wait any longer.” I giggled at his embarrassment. His mom winked at me when he buried his head in his hands.
“We know dear.” Dans dad said. “She’s just giving you two a hard time.”
“it’s going to take a lot longer to plan than the last one. That’s for sure.” My dad said. “And you’ll have more time to get rings.”
“No.” Dan and I said at the same time. Everyone looked at us surprised.
“Sorry. It’s just we’re pretty attached to these.” I explained, looking at Dan. He nodded.
“they’re engraved. And pretty special to us.” Dan said, holding my hand and running his thumb over the ring.
“we picked them out for each other in New Orleans.” I looked at Dan and smiled softly. “Tried to hide the engravings from each other honestly. It didn’t work but they are part of our story. And we don’t want to change our story too much.” My parents looked at each other and smiled. Dans parents nodded.
“we should go talk to Abbie.” Dan said. I nodded and we got up. Everyone looked at us confused.
“She was planning a wedding not long ago.” I explained. “She might still have some of the books and what not.” With a promise to meet up for dinner soon, Dan and I headed towards Abbie’s office. Wyatt stopped us before we could go down the hall.
“you don’t want to go down there.” He warned us. “Abbie and Jake are getting it on in her office.” Dan looked proud while I raised an eyebrow at the news.
“thank you Wyatt.” Dan said before taking my hand and leading us back to the cafeteria. “Well I guess we can have that family dinner tonight.”
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Warm Heart Pastry (Harry x Chubby Reader)
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After having his morning ruined, Harry meets the person who makes his favorite pies.
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Hi guys, I'm here with something else. Not sure where I'm going from here, but if anyone has a suggestion, I'm happy to hear it. Anyways enjoy.
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He had long ago discovered how annoying the planet Earth was. Although the one thing the humans had gotten right was food. For every delicacy Harry tried, there was always another on the horizon.
As of this moment he was ordering his usual breakfast, Apple pie and extra runny oatmeal.
“You can’t order that.” The waitress said boredly.
“Yes I can.” He then pointed at the menu. “ See. “
“How about this. We don’t have pie. So just get something else.”
Harry's eyes narrowed. “Dan! The rude waitress girl is lying to me!”
Dan knew this was coming. Not being prepared for Harry's oddities always brought on a argument. Making his way over, he tried to calm the situation. “She's right Harry. The pies haven't been delivered yet.”
With his morning already ruined, he thought everyone else should experience his annoyance. “Delivered, you have been lying too. What garbage have you been feeding me?”
Dan rubbed a hand down his haggard face, as the waitress left him to deal with Harry. “It’s not like that. We get them delivered from a local, who bakes out of her house. In fact it’s odd that she hasn't showed up.”
As he finished his explanation, Asta came through the door.
Harry was in front of her in a moment. “Asta, the pies are late!”
She took a step back, from his volume. “What?”
“ (Y/N) hasn't made her delivery yet. “ Dan said in answer. He knew the quicker Asta got involved, the faster Harry would calm down.
“Huh, that's weird. I don't think she's ever been late.”
This worried Harry greatly. What if the pies stop getting delivered all together! “We must see the pie maker.”
Asta nodded. “Yeah, a house call couldn't hurt. We’ll check it out dad.”
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She found it suspicious that Harry wanted to rush over to a stranger’s home. Until she realized what had started the conversation. So she decided to call out the alien. “So missing pie deserves a house call?”
His eyes flitted anxiously between her and the road. “That is not the only reason. Being the town doctor, I need to care for all my patients.”
“ Harry, last week you threw out Ben for over sharing in therapy. “
“He was being a baby. “
Asta could feel the starting symptoms of a migraine.
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As they arrived at the small farm house, they noticed the jeep parked in front. “Her car is here.”
Only a few steps were made towards the house, when a loud bleating caught their attention. Asta rushed to the barn behind the house and Harry followed after.
What they came upon was a bizarre sight. A full figured women kneeling next to a goat laying in the ground, surrounded by a large group of goats. She seemed to be panicing.
She noticed them and frantically said. “Thank goodness, could you help me. I think she's having a breech birth.”
They both made it through the group of goats and knelt next to her.
“Harry can you handle this? “ Atsa was already slipping into nurse mode.
Thankfully it didn't take much for Harry to be his usual demanding self. “I need a pair of gloves. “
“Here.” The woman said, handing them over promptly.
He slipped them on swiftly. “I will now reposition the baby. Have towels ready to receive.”
She already had them in her own gloves hands. “Got it.”
It went on like that, then working perfectly in tandem. Asta stood to the side in awe. She had never seen someone work with Harry so well. Most people wanted to choke him within a few sentences.
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“I honestly can’t thank you enough Dr. Vanderspeigle.” You said with a dazzling smile.
At least it was dazzling to Harry. He had never met a human, let alone being, that he had ever melded so well with. You seemed to have what the humans call a spark. He decided that he would not let you slip away so easily. “Call me Harry. We should exchange cellular numbers to remain in contact. You may have more goat needs.”
This offer was odd to Asta. Harry had never put himself out for anyone.
Beaming at him, you agreed. “Maybe you could go over some of your techniques with me over dinner. Tomorrow? “
“Yes. Make sure there is pie.”
As she nodded and smiled brighter, Harry knew this was the start of something new.
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To Be Loved | Risky Romance
Daniel Ricciardo x Giselle Wolf x Max Verstappen
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The first thing that lets me know my boys are home is the fact that the cats are suddenly abandoning me for the door.
The second, the thuds of their bags as they hit the entryway floor.
The third? Their large frames popping up in the doorway, only to freeze upon seeing the dining table.
"Schat, I thought we discussed that we'd reschedule Valentine's?" Max questions, looking to Danny for confirmation to only get a nod in return.
"You wanted that because you and Dan wanted to be the one to put it all together," I correct, smiling slightly as Danny chuckles at my slight attitude. "I put it all together. You two said what we did would be up to me and you two do so much for me already."
"We-"
"Are going to put these sweats on and come out and do crafts with me," I request, handing them each the sweatpants and hoodies I got us all matching, mine currently on my body and showing the little decal of a Redbull car on my chest, a 1 and a 3 side by side on the door. "It is my formal request. Plus I'll let you take me to bed at the end of the night if you go along with all of this."
"That's bribery babe," Daniel groans, running a hand down his face. "You are a cruel, cruel woman."
I can't help but smile, because I know now more than ever I have their attention.
"Sweats now, I'll start the candles and order dinner," I instruct, shoving them to their chests and walking away to get the house phone.
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"Can I tell you how happy this makes me?" I ask when they come back in, lighter still in my hand above the colored tea candles.
"See it in your eyes," Max assures, coming up and wrapping me in his arms, "It's the only reason we're going along with this."
"I'm going along with it because I think this is going to be fun," Dan corrects, joining our little hug. "So what's on the table here? Literally and figuratively?" Has asks, hand pinching my side as he pulls away, both boys moving to seats.
"This looks straight from your Pinterest?" Max is the one to point out, chuckling as he sees the supplies.
"Because it is! We're going to decorate little candles for the table and then I got you two liquor glasses and me a wine glass that we can all paint," I smile, and seeing their smiles back at me, eyes practically the shape of hearts as they look around at all the candles, lights dim as their favorite drinks sit at their seats, the last one occupied by Jimmy and Sassy.
"You put all of this together in just the few days we were gone?"
"Well, I ordered the sweats a few weeks ago, but the rest yeah," I blush at Dan's question.
But it's Max who has tears in his eyes.
"Thank you for loving me this much."
And I can't help the tears that rise to my water line when I take each of my boys hands.
"Thank you both so much for loving me and giving me somewhere to put all my love."
"God, I love you two."
"More than Texas?"
"Close tie, Baby."
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Rank the ofs characters from favorite to least favorite
Ps love your blog 😊
HMMMMMMMM, i'm going to stick with the main boys and cheum because i either have next to no opinion about the rest of the cast (yo, plug, dan, gap, etc.) or you already know i fucking hate them (atom, boeing); i like april well enough, but she didn't get much screentime - i think more of her than the other supporting/guest roles, but her position as cheum's girlfriend kind of just made her likable and that was it.
all that being said, i think these are going to be obvious, if controversial, but get ready for a lot of words regardless. hopefully no one finds this through the search function 😅
1. top
MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i genuinely love everything about him. i think he was actually the only character who never went out of his way to hurt someone, was only ever mean to or fought with people who started (and deserved) it, and even tried to be friendly with people who treated him like garbage. he was always sweet with mew, only ever yelled to defend himself (and even with mew, just barely raised his voice), and truly was never the asshole the other characters, the fandom, or even top himself made him out to be. even the stuff that was actually true that the fandom hated him for was hot lol can't account for taste *flips hair* and he was so loving!!! i don't know why people didn't get that!!! plus the way he wraps himself around someone when he kisses? 👌👌👌👌 despite his limited screentime (🤬🤬🤬🤬), he still had the best character development and backstory.
2. mew
not a surprise that everyone (except boston lol) loved him. i didn't always like his choices and i think the writers dropped the ball on him hard with some very bizarre character inconsistencies but barring most of episode 10 and 12, he's like top said: cute, sexy, and interesting. like. so sexy. soooooo soos ossoso so sos fuckign sexy oh my god. he wasn't naive or bland, he had so much more going on, and i loved how playful and competitive he was. i don't have a lot to say about mew tbh i just love him haha
3. nick
WHAT A FREAK OH MY GOD. i think he fell victim to more drama contrivances than i would have preferred (the audio being edited, him never confronting sand about stealing it or telling mew who stole it, dan disappearing from his life, his whole storyline completely forgotten). really, the only bad dude of the bunch who i loved because he was so... fascinating. and again, didn't really do anything just to hurt anyone; there was no malice in his actions, he just was... a freak lol but it was weird how much it felt like the drama didn't really care about him?? for example, i HATED his ending. while rejecting boston was the right thing to do, what happened after that!??!???? did he move out?? did he go to america? did he keep working at dan's office??? what happened to him!!???!??? justice for nick!!!!!
4. cheum
i really like how serious she is most of the time but that she also has a goofy side. however, it didn't make any sense that she went from feeling for top and relying on him to going back to calling him an asshole. it would have been way more interesting (and lbr, realistic!!!) if they became friends again. plus her just instantly forgiving atom for lying about boston just because he was a babygay??? come on. other than that, i think she had some pretty consistent characterization and growth: she was probably the only one who really cared about their friendships, and to a fault (wanting to help mew, being frustrated with ray overlooking her, dropping top without trying to understand him, and giving boston a second chance just because she felt guilty and wanted everyone to get along again), which was an interesting trait/direction. plus, her wanting to kiss ray was so real and iconic.
5. boston
yes, he's higher on the list than i ever would have expected. i still hate him: there's the sexual assault and coercion, creepy creeping, talking shit about or screwing over his "friends," only apologizing when it was demanded of him (and even then, half-assed), and only ever caring about himself. but! at least he did it in an interesting and not annoying way. i was never bored or annoyed when he was on screen; as much as i hated him, i did kinda wanna see what he was going to do. it was even almost fun to hate him! i think they could have done more with him (his subplot with atom was pretty pointless - his fucking top should have been enough for him to end up friendless lmao), like his dad's verbal abuse/not being out to him or his parents' divorce, and had been more honest about what everyone actually saw in him. he was an asshole to the point where it was unclear why anyone liked him lol but i do like that he got what he wanted in the end, and in the worst possible of circumstances! i wouldn't say he got his true comeuppance, but it was a cool end to his arc.
6. sand
oooh, sand and ray fought hard for who i hated more lmao but in the end, there were at least a few things i liked about sand: smashing his phone to steal the sex tape (seriousSLY WHA TWAS THAT OMG IT WAS AMAZING fucking lunatic), making plum wine, and his relationship with his mom. then why isn't he higher than boston? while boston has pretty much no positive attributes as a person, the things i hate about sand as a character outweigh those few things i like about him. the way he lets ray walk all over him no matter what, can't forgive top for boeing when boeing was obviously a fucking dickhead, doesn't apologize to top for ruining his life, pretends to give a shit about mew when he just wanted to blow up top's life and get back at ray in the process, and somehow being kinda... boring? the aforementioned stuff i liked was certainly interesting, but most of the time he just kind of... followed along with ray; there wasn't that much more to his arc, it was just a cycle of abuse. plus, the fandom claimed that mew thought he was better than everyone, but sand actually thought he was better than everyone, and never acknowledged that anything he did was bad. everything was justified to him. and he clearly is addicted to alcohol too like why did he just keep drinking with ray when he knew ray was an addict!!! come on, dude!!
7. ray
like boston, why do people like this guy!!???!????? characters and viewers alike! every single thing about him is annoying. in the first episode, i thought he was just quick to anger and therefore actually had the potential for being my favorite character, but he's just a whiny little bitch. the way he talks, the way he treats his friends and especially sand, the way he BARELY EVER apologizes for the worst of what he does (apologizing for not telling mew and cheum about being hospitalized but not about yelling at them and exposing their secrets; apologizing for calling mew dumb but not SCREAMING AT HIM FOR NOT FUCKING HIM????????????!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!???!???????!???) (i think the one time he did was only when he kissed mew and that was just because mew was going to cut him out of his life, i don't believe for a second it was because he actually felt bad about it), how he always brings up his dead mom as if that's an excuse to treat everyone like shit, and the way he gets away with everything. fucking everything. he should have gone to jail! twice! he spends the whole series denying the fact that he has a problem and then goes to, what, a week of rehab and just is perfectly fine? that shit with boeing was so out of line and yet sand was the one who had to apologize for it?? what the fuck??? acted all high and mighty at top despite CHEATING ON MEW?? AND NOT BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE TRICKED HIM HE REALLY DROVE TWO HOURS TO FUCK SOMEONE ELSE AND THEN FACED NO CONSEQUENCES FOR IT SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS GUY. i really truly cannot think of a single thing i like about him lmao completely insufferable. hated nearly every moment he was on screen. i probably would have liked the series 38402390483024 times more if he weren't in it. AND I HATE THAT I WROTE THE MOST ABOUT HIM OUT OF EVERYONE
moreover:
in general, it's actually kind of a bummer that the writers felt like they needed to include sandray at all. they were the only characters in the main cast who were wholly made up and not based on anyone irl and it made them the weakest links. i'm going to sound like a hypocrite because it pisses me off when people say this about topmew, but i think the series would have been improved without sandray.
that's not me hating on firstkhao!!!! i wish they had shined in their own series, because their talents were wasted in this one and their fanbase overcompensated for it in nasty ways. i have a hard time believing that they would have been so popular if they weren't played by firstkhao.
if the writers had incorporated some elements of ray's character (his crush on mew, bringing up his family life as an excuse for bad behavior, the way that the other characters actually like him for some reason) into boston, it would have made for a better character and the whole series would have come out a lot cleaner. his motives for fucking over top and mew would have been clearer and the tension with nick more complicated - nick could have been the one to expose topboston. the shit with boeing could have still happened, but just with The Bar Singer, and more time could have been spent on it to flesh it out. they didn't need to have the boyfriends, friends with benefits, fuck buddies theme - it would have worked just as well with just boyfriends and friends with benefits. nickboston's relationship went from fuck buddies to friends with benefits in two episodes anyway. and aprilcheum and plugyo could have had more screentime!!!
WOOF! the tenses in this were a mess, sorry. i wanted to include screencaps too, but i didn't want to gather them soz. anyway, this was fun to go through, anon! when i really look at it, the characters who went through the least amount of character development were the ones i hated the most, hmm 🤔 thanks for asking and loving my blog! 🥰
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This isn’t gonna be a robust academic breakdown, it’s a shitty paperback novelization of one of my favorite horror movies and it’s only 170 pages long. But!
This is by no means the best novelization of a movie I’ve ever read, but it’s also certainly not the worst. The book does interject some very interesting ideas and elements that the film simply didn’t have time to explore. Namely, the added backstories of the characters. Which again, I don’t hate, but I wish were explored better. 
However, I have to temper that praise with the fact that this book is just… not a particularly well written horror story. It doesn’t do a great job of translating the things that make Reanimator genuinely scary or compelling into novel form. It’s just a bad media translation. What’s more, it’s weirdly mean-spirited at times, particularly to Herbert. Which is fine, Herbert can absolutely be a bastard, but the problem is so much of the mean spiritedness of this book feels weirdly homophonic.
In that way, at the very least, this novelization is an interesting time capsule of pre-Internet queer readings of Reanimator. The author clearly picked up on the gay subtext of the film, he just happens to think that that it’s bad! Which is at worst profoundly uncomfortable, and at best genuinely pretty funny. I don’t know if I’m ever going to get over “are you guys lovers or something”.
If you are a huge fan of Reanimator, which I am, I would recommend reading this book. It gives Dan, Herbert, and Meg more flushed out, rounded backstories. In particular, it gives Meg a lot more drive and character motivation. Which is always super nice.
But if you’re looking for just like, a really good horror book, would not recommend this. If I had to recommend any novelization, I would probably recommend The Wicker Man.
I think I said this earlier, but I looked into it, and there was never an official novelization of Bride of Reanimator. And if anything, this whole exercise has just made me want to write that. So, I got something out of it. Not to mention some genuine laughs at this weird, weird book. And sometimes that’s all you need.
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Howdy, Ace! I hope you're well. Do you have any fic recs for panic attacks? I'm not fussed about the fandom really. Thank you so much!
Oh my god I love panic attack fics so much. I've read sooooo many of them. Okay here are some of my favorites:
(9-1-1 Fox) you never said i wouldn't go through it (just that i wouldn't be alone) by jcp_sob_rjl_lmep Summary: Buck woke up abruptly, staring at the ceiling, hands already clutching his chest. His heart pounded and his lungs heaved for air. What was it that Coma Hen had told him? That maybe his panic attack hadn’t been a panic attack at all, but his real body going through something? Buck was pretty sure this one was a real panic attack. aka, Buck wakes up from a nightmare and needs to know Bobby is alive.
(Ted Lasso) Bird by Bird by ExuberantOcean Summary: The stress of Nate's betrayal and the press over his mental health causes Ted to have a panic attack while with the Diamond Dogs. They help him through it.
(Cursed) Scents and Sensibility by SuperLizard Summary: Chapter one: panic attack, vomiting
(9-1-1 Lone Star) Backfire by annaslibrary Summary: Tumblr prompt: Hey could you maybe write something where T.K. has a panic attack at the station and no one can calm him down but Carlos and his dad please.
(Graceland) Panic by petersnotkingyet Summary: Bates wakes up in the middle of the night and finds Mike having a panic attack. Bromance ensues
(Hawaii Five-0) hold me tight (or not at all) by icoulddothisallday Summary: Danny has panic attacks. Steve finds out
(MCU Tony Stark) Hydrophobia by Majinie Summary: Tony is fine with water. Really, truly, honestly. He can drink, bathe, shower, everything. There is no problem. He's fine. Tony is fine and Clint is an asshole. Or, how Clint triggers a panic attack in front of the whole team and tries to pick up the pieces afterwards.
(Lucifer) Deal by hearmerory Summary: Chloe didn't spend five years being best friends with the Devil just to let him go back to Hell. But recovery? Relationships? These are not things Lucifer has ever found easy. In the weeks after Lucifer's return from Hell, he and the humans, angels and demons who surround him find out how long, hard and traumatic those roads can be.
(Lucifer) Se Permaneço ou Me Desfaço by RushAndTomatoJuice Summary: When she'd suggested a trip to her mom's cabin for Christmas, Chloe hadn't expected the snow to undo the Devil.
(Lucifer) Take Me To Church by SilverWolf7 Sumary: Lucifer finds out the meaning of the word 'trigger' when on a short errand with Dan. He does not like it, or his reactions, at all.
(Lucifer) now i wake up by your side by JuliaRose12 Summary: “Sweetheart,” Chloe continues as she slowly drops to her knees in front of him. “Lucifer, you’re hyperventilating.” She reaches forward and lays a hand over his thigh. It takes everything in Lucifer not to push her away. Maybe the conversations they seem to keep having, about how Chloe feels safer with him than with anyone she’s ever known, about how she isn’t afraid to face danger if it means keeping her family safe, are starting to sink in. Lucifer looks up at the exact moment that Trixie steps towards him, and it’s like waking from the nightmare all over again. or, Lucifer has a nightmare that triggers his fear that Chloe and Trixie aren't safe around him. Like always, Chloe brings him back.
(9-1-1 Fox) The Future is Brighter than any Flashback by SilvertonguedClotpole Summary: "No dramatics" Bobby had made them promise- this would be a perfectly happy and fun BBQ that the entire crew was in desperate need of- and so, of course, something had to go and happen, right?! How could a simple handmade 'gift from the heart' from Chris end with Buck spiraling in Bobby's arms in the middle of Athena's back yard? With memories and insecurities that he had hidden away drowning him like the tsunami had tried to and the weight of losing Chris, and nearly Maddie, and Eddie finally taking its toll.
(9-1-1 Fox) Swimming Against the Tide by Scribbles97 Summary: The 118 get a call to a water park. Everything is fine until someone turns on the wave pool. The wave pool that Buck is still in.
(Downton Abbey) Same Sad You by angryessays Summary: "Thomas discovers that leaving service and moving to sunny California doesn’t cure his latent depression. He feels increasingly worse, thinking he’s letting Guy down or that he misled Guy. Guy is super patient and helps Thomas get back on his feet." (angryessays)
(Leverage) but don't you shake alone by tragicallynerdy Summary: Trapped in a collapsed building, an injured Eliot and panicking Hardison do what they can to keep each other alive, safe, and whole.
(Bridgerton) Don't let it show by LemonSquash Summary: The moment after Anthony Bridgerton heroically carries Kate back to the manor after her accident falling off the horse. Where Anthony Bridgerton runs out of the room, but this time Benedict follows him.
(MCU Loki) did you see the fear in my heart? by unintentionallyangsty Summary: During their first winter on Midgard, Thor drags Loki into a nearby town to, following Bruce's suggestion, see how the Midgardians decorate for the holidays.  Loki is less than thrilled by the development (and by the idea of celebrating a Midgardian holiday, in the first place), and things reach a breaking point when he finds himself in an unfamiliar place, surrounded by strangers.  All but one, that is. 
(MCU Loki) looking in their eyes (when they're down); by unintentionallyangsty Summary: Mobius makes a small error in judgement, and Loki encounters an unanticipated trigger as a result. (Or; Loki needs more comfort than he is willing to admit, following a particularly difficult field mission, and Mobius is more than willing to assist).
(Lucifer) F Is For Falling by SK_Kasai Summary: "Never fear asking a question, urchin." He said after a while of uncomfortable silence, awkwardly clasping her hand in his ridiculously larger one, "Never to me, especially." "But what if I make you sad?" She asked, brow furrowing, "I really don't want you to get sad, Lucifer. You're already sad enough." "Sad?!!" He repeated, scoffing, "The devil doesn't get sad, urchin. Really, now, where do you even get these outlandish ideas?" She regarded him, unamused, still trying to decide if she should ask that question of hers. "I won't be sad." He sighed, curiousity burning, urging him to know what the bloody question had to be, "I give you my word." She sighed again, before closing her eyes and nodding. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Lucifer went for a laugh, the horrible pick-up line version of her question flashing in the back of his mind. But he failed. Tremendously.
(Shazam Billy Batson) little and broken (but still good) by MashpotatoeQueen Summary: Billy Batson finds himself alone in a crowd after losing Rosa in the quickly moving bustle, and everything is fine, really, really. It's fine. Except that it's not. It's not, because there's a little voice in his brain that goes, 'Oh no, not again,' even though that's perfectly irrational and obviously not the case here. Obviously. (He maybe sort of panics. Just a little.)
(The Witcher) an incessant burning 1derspark Summary: “Jaskier,” Geralt prompted after a while. “Can you look at me?” He shook his head and hoped that his mumbled "no" would be heard. Geralt sighed but didn’t try to move him. His hand was running a comforting trail up and down Jaskier’s back. Eventually, he spoke again. “Yen, she told me some things, but I didn’t realize…” He trailed off, and Jaskier could hear him swallow. A click of guilt in the throat. He reached over to Jaskier’s arm. When he didn’t startle or protest Geralt took his arm. He rubbed a gentle finger over the wax burn. It was a barely-there thing, nothing to get all riled up about. But even having his arm exposed made Jaskier want to crawl into a hole. (Or Jaskier’s newfound aversion to fire, and the comfort he deserves.)
(Downton Abbey) And suddenly there was a new door… MemberOfTheFates Summary: Post movie: A series of fortunate unfortunate events leads to Mr. Bates’ early retirement and Lord Grantham being in dire need of a new valet, at the same time at which Richard has to quit his job in London. Thomas really needs help realizing that he is and ever will be an important part of Downton Abbey. Fortunately, there are many people who want to see him happy and who will go to great lengths to achieve that. Will the Downton staff and family accept who he really is, when it is right in front of their eyes? And will the constant risk, his relationship brings endanger everything he fought for? OR the one where each and every person in Downton Abbey learns how much it takes to care about Thomas Barrow.
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Hello! What are your favorite getting-together/first kiss fics?
Honestly, this could go on for a while. So I’m going with first thing that comes to mind. There’s a lot of chaptered fics that include getting together/first kiss, but I’m just putting purely getting together/first kiss for brevity’s sakes. Other admins feel free to add!
A Dance With Death (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)
Summary: Dan is the God of Death, who helps people to the Underworld when they pass. One day, he randomly pops up at a masquerade ball for Prince Philip's coming of age ceremony. He doesn't know why he is there, but it's hard to focus on his job when the prince asks him to dance.
All Signs Point to Us (ao3) - RyRyCaptain
Summary: When the queen and king gives birth to Daniel, they soon learn that their son is deaf. In order to let Dan express his opinions to those who haven't learned sign language, they find him a translator who happens to be the son of the King’s advisor, Phil. Soon enough, Phil starts to realize thAt he fallen in love with the younger boy.
blanket of stars (ao3) - silentdescant
Summary: “That’s all for now, thank you.”
“I’ll be back to check on you in a bit.”
The whole script is so routine, Phil thinks his brain would short-circuit if either of them deviated from it. Dan walks away and Phil sinks lower in his seat, sighing into his blue drink.
“When are you gonna ask him out, man?” Martyn asks.
can't help the itch to touch- to kiss. (ao3) - thescienceofphan
Summary: Phil is Deaf and Dan sleeps around a lot. So when people see them together, they worry about Phil’s emotional well being and shame on Dan for preying on a deaf boy, but it’s not like that. Not at all.
(or an AU where deaf!phil and playboy!dan are best friends and people think they’re dating)
Graveyard (ao3) - Tidbitswithtoby
Summary: "You're bringing me lunch in a graveyard?"
"Sounded more romantic in my head."
Love Scenario (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)
Summary: When Phil first saw him in the spring, he thought he looked like bubblegum.
Neighbourly Nook (ao3) - wednesday_ukiru
Summary: The stranger had a dimple on his cheek that appeared when he laughed.
“I’m Dan,” he said, extending his hand. Phil reached for it with extreme eagerness, their knuckles knocking together in a particularly painful way, and they both winced, but Dan immediately broke into a smile. “I don’t know why I offered you a handshake, I never know how to do them.”
Soft and Scared (ao3) - Phandiction
Summary: Scared!Dan is guilted by a friend to enter a haunted house
Phil doesn't want to hurt anyone but is guilted by a friend to terrify people in a haunted house. He feels horrible when Dan's friends leave him there to cry on the floor after the scare and comfort ensues.
The World Going By My Window (ao3) - CaibrynM
Summary: Dan is a reluctant Crown Prince, always watching the world outside his window and wondering what else is out there. As he walks through the village outside the Castle walls one day, he meets a quirky villager with a passion for nature, an oddly constructed house, and a secretive past.
Things That No Longer Need Mention (ao3) - abriata
Summary: The kissing doesn’t stop.
Two weeks later, Dan has a hand in Phil’s hair and Phil’s hand on his spine and he basically can’t feel his mouth anymore, and they were supposed to have left for the BBC ten minutes ago.
Dan still has no idea why Phil is doing the kissing thing, but it’s definitely too late to ask now.
too loud in public (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp
Summary: dan is too busy snogging a cute stranger named phil in a closet at a university party to realize the cops are about to break it up
VETSCO à gogo (ao3) - sierraadeux
Summary: The guy is just really hot, and maybe Dan’s also a bit concerned he’s going to fall with all the times he’s watched him wiggle and wobble on seemingly unsteady limbs. He never does, or at least he hasn’t yet, but Dan would like to think he’s got his back if he ever does.
or
the twitch streamer who just can't seem to get his roller skating neighbor out of his mind
we have more in common than i thought (ao3) - manicpixieidiot
Summary: bad boy!dan has a bit of a secret crush on nerd!phil, and when grouped with him in class he uses the opportunity to convince him to come to a party. (what happens next will shock you!!) (not really, no shocks don't worry)
featuring a latin class, a party, becky&jessica, flustered drunk boys. and more softness than intended.
Lmao this is the quick list
-Rae
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Jazz's Words of Wisdom
Written for Dannymay 2023 day 16 Prompt: Fangs Fandom: Danny Phantom Characters: Danny and Jazz Words: 623 Summary: Danny noticed he has a new addition growing and he doesn't really know how to feel about it. Luckily Jazz is there to set his head straight
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Danny’s tongue poked and prodded his mouth as he stared in the mirror. They feel weird and different, but a part of him feels like him. Like Dan. The idea that he could be like him in any way angered Danny. He knows he can’t get rid of them, but he could always make comparisons.
His fangs are smaller, kind of like a puppy's. Not a comparison that he could ever imagine himself making, but the idea that people won’t notice them unless they were actually trying to pay attention made him happy.
He didn’t have multiple sets like Dan did either. He only had one set. One fang on each side. Frostbite warned him that he might gain more in the future but he’s happy with these.
“Danny, what is taking you so long in there!” Jazz banged on the door. Normally Danny would roll his eyes, but spending so long in the bathroom just trying to make himself feel better wasn’t an ideal way to spend his time anyways so he quickly turned on the water, fake washing his hands as he opened the door to let Jazz in.
“Sorry Jazz,” Danny apologized, doing his best to talk without fully opening his mouth. He can accept the fangs as part of himself but he doesn’t want to actively show them off either.
Jazz narrowed her eyes at her little brother, but left the issue for the future.
Going back to his room Danny really shouldn’t but he grabbed a random mirror to continue looking at his fangs.
Poking them with his finger he felt one of them draw blood. Giving a small wince he took his finger out of his mouth to look at the mix of blood and ectoplasm coming out of his finger.
“That’s what you get for poking sharp things,” Jazz said, standing in his doorway.
“How long have you been there?” Danny asked, subtly wrapping his bleeding finger in his shirt.
“Long enough to see you be an idiot. Give me your finger,” she held out her hand, taking Danny’s finger and easily bandaging him up. “Ready to talk yet?”
“I have fangs,” Danny admitted, red covering his face.
“Yeah Danny you’ve had fangs for over a year now,” Jazz rolled her eyes, releasing his hand.
“What are you talking about!?” Danny asked.
“Danny, you've had the fangs for over a year. They were smaller at first. They’ve just gotten bigger since then and you’ve finally noticed. It’s never bothered me, Sam, or Tucker. You’re the only one really being bothered by it,” Jazz told him.
“They remind me of him,” Danny admitted, looking at the ground.
“Just because you have fangs it does not make you like Dan,” Danny flinched at the name. “You are your own person who makes your own decisions. You are my little brother and if there's one thing I can promise you it’s that you’re not evil,” Jazz promised him.
“But what if-” Danny was stopped by Jazz holding up her hand.
“No buts. Daniel Fenton, you are not whatever future self you think you are! Your looks do not change that. If I have to force Sam and Tucker on you I will. Not accept that they are just another part of what makes you well you!” Jazz yelled at him.
A small smile formed on Danny’s face as he looked toward his sister. “Thanks, Jazz. Really.”
“Anytime little brother. Now, how about some food? I’m hungry?” Jazz asked, walking out of the bedroom door, Danny happily following behind her.
His fangs might not be his favorite thing about his ghost powers, but he figured he can deal with it, as long as he has his friends by his side.
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