#this is not funny probably i need help

[codgod-moved]

^3^

(there’s a bonus drawing under the cut that i don’t like enough to put in its own post but i still think it’s cute lol)

fambily :]

#.png #mcytshipping #qsmpshipping #qsmp #qsmp missa #qsmp phil #pissa #< that’s still so funny #eyestrain #tried some fun stuff with the rendering how do we feel about this gamers #been needing an excuse to use some of the brushes i’ve made and properly test them #also missa’s hair situation is Truly getting out of hand someone help him #god am i gonna have to start putting the eyestrain tag on all my art #i’m sorry i just like neon okay #i feel like anyone that’s followed me for a long time probably knows that #anyways welcome back to me posting gay shit on main it’s been a while

[valentjin]

nobody asked but perhaps part of the reason why Raphael looks so tiny in this cutscene is because Tav and Yurgir are apparently both floating like a foot off the ground 😭

#raphael bg3 #raphael #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #they did NOT need to do him dirty like this he's already only half yurgir's height without yurgir FLOATING!?@?! LMAOOO #i know it's probably just to help w scene comp or whatever but like. GOD. it is so funny. short king

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

personal non-lore related headcanon - all of the sherbs probably need glasses. C!Rina and Cedar definitely have acted upon this. They definitely have glasses. Ajax *had* glasses at some point, who knows where they went. And Quixis. Well Quixis *has* glasses, yes, but currently they are not of use and just collecting dust. (...they literally don't have eyes. they literally don't need them.) None of the other ones do, however tempted quixis may be to glitch some glasses to ic-

(Ash *has* them, but Ash does not *use* them)

#i just think this headcanon is funny #but also. yeah they probably need them #quixis gets glasses a treat #sometimes q will still put them on because theyre not *completely* completely blind but #yeah #sherbertquake56 #icarus morningstar #quixis #fable smp #fsmp #a tag to help find my own posts

[puppyeared]

28 for the ask game !!!!! ^_^

28: do you collect anything?

send me a number!! 💌

#also very fun conversation starters!!! i like to think it helps people get to know me a little #my favorite pairs rn are my spirited away soot sprite socks and my i need to pee socks #the soot sprite socks are knitted and the material is nice and breathable. and it has a cable knit along the middle its rly cute ^_^ #the i need to pee socks is like this guy on a horse and hes holding a flag that says 'i need to pee.' and at the foot it says 'again' #that one is actually one out of three blue q socks which are probably my favorite brand cause theyre so silly and good quality #the other ones say pro wrestling!! why? because!! and these wrestlers beating each other up. on the sole it has a guy #saying somebody bring me a folding chair!! and the third one says 'i am going to get shit done' and on the sole it says 'later' #id love to get more blue q socks but theyre a little hard to find around here besides ordering online #i wear different funny socks every day of the week and its fun to see peoples look of delight when i show them #ask #ask game #answered #doodles #yapping

[harbingersecho]

some pride-themed stuff + random things to pad out the space lol. i do like these kind of pseudo-collage sketches....

also a little (never to be finished) comic thing abt grimmons under read more. didn’t know where to put it bc i don’t want to make a seperate post for it. donut does pride in blood gulch, simmons is stealth and casually finds out grif is trans too

#rvb #red vs blue #kai #grif #locus #caboose #donut #church #mine #*23 #i feel like simmons would try to be more stealth and 'emulate' masculinity due to issues whereas grif would be more casual n joke abt it #like grif is at that point where he's so comfortable with who he is that he doesn't care but simmons cant help seeking validation #he gets better later dw. but blood gulch simmons is an insecure suck up and we know it lol #ANYWAY. im not going to put a dissertation abt trans grimmons in the tags lol #i just put another night on mars lyrics there bc its been on my bgc playlist for ages n it came on so. <3 #also caboose smeared all the colors on his face.probably caused a huge mess too and somehow got church to wear that shirt. #probably bc tex n tucker think its funny so they egged them both on abt it lol #i need to learn to reign in the tags but i cannot shut up. forgive me.

[shadeswift99]

Currently obsessed with Joe's dedication to immersion in failing to describe his technical issues as anything other than "I seem to have broken my hand", followed by Exactly None of the Empires folks offering to help him with that

#hc x esmp #joe hills #it's really funny #it was such a good opening for the ''injured traveller lost in a strange land'' trope but also he Genuinely Needed Help With That #like he couldn't. break blocks at all hdhfhhs #or use anything #but nobody in or out of character even questioned it #i mean tbf he only said it twice and once was with just Oli and Oli was probably busy being. Oli #''ah yes traveller your legs must be soo tired after your long journey yeees'' ''actually my hand is -'' ''your legs must be so tireeed!'' #hdhhfjfjs #great job everyone

[sea-owl]

What about a different type of Au!? In Season 1 When Colin is at the Featherington house trying to court marina. what about while he is waiting for his turn a duke or a Visount who Penelope met while helping him out of a situation shows up t court Penelope and while they are talking he make Penelope laugh meanwhile Colin who is supposed to be their for marina is looking at Penelope and the caller and realizes as he makes her laugh that he loves and is super jealous and trying one up the caller the whole time. How do you Think that would go?

Chaos, typical Bridgerton chaos. A scene is about to be made. Colin was already standing next to the seated Penelope waiting for his turn to talk to Marina so he got a front row seat of Marquess Odysseus Rose of Winchester. 

Colin first noticed him out of the corner of his eye. The man quietly slipped into the room. Colin would put him around a little bit taller than him, Benedict’s age with Anthony's build and quiet confidence. The man's hair was dark, darker than Colin's own chestnut hair, and scruff along his face. His brown eyes were scanning the room. 

“Pen do you know who that is?” Colin whispered to Penelope. Was it a relative of her’s? If not why wasn’t he announced? Who was he looking for? 

Penelope’s eyes followed Colin’s line of sight, recognition lighting them once she landed on the man. “That is the Marquess of Winchester, Lord Rose.”

“So not a relative of your’s?” Colin asked.

Penelope shook her head. “No, I assume he is here to call on Marina like the rest of the gentlemen. Odd though, the rumors say he is more focused on his academics than looking for a wife.” 

Marquess Rose looked in their direction, as if sensing their stares. A small smile formed on his face as he began to walk over to the pair. Colin noticed in his hands he carried a quill made out of a peacock feather and two journals. One of the journals was plain, something he himself has used before during his Grand Tour, the other was embossed with a floral design. 

“Miss Featherington.” Marquess Rose bowed his head. “I had hoped to see you.” 

Colin looked back down at Penelope. Again? They’ve met before? 

Penelope giggled. 

Wait, giggled? Colin found himself leaning back a little. Since when was Penelope this comfortable with some stranger? Colin felt his eye twitch, and his hand slid across the top of the chair until the back of Penelope’s head was unknowingly leaning against his fingers.

“Pen,” Colin said stressing her name. He wasn’t sure if it was to grab her attention or this stranger’s in front of them. Either way he had gotten both. “I don’t believe I have had the pleasure of meeting your new friend.”

“Oh.” Penelope blushed. So bright, and red. They reminded Colin of his favorite fruit raspberries. “Marquess Rose this is Mr. Bridgeton.” 

Marquess Rose turned towards Colin, was he sizing him up?. “Bridgerton? I believe I went to school with your brother Benedict.” 

“That sounds about right, you look to be about his age.”

“So you are the third brother?” 

It was innocent question, many have asked it before, but something about having a titled lord ask him that in front of Penelope set Colin on edge. 

“He’s the traveling brother,” Penelope said. 

Colin tried not to flinch. 

Something lit up in Marquess Rose’s eyes. “You travel? Have you heard the folktales from the places you travel to?” 

Colin nodded, unsure why the marquess would be asking about folktales. 

Thankfully Penelope spoke up. “Lord Rose studies different folktales around the world and how similar figures have appeared in different cultures.” 

Marquess Rose nodded. “Yes, I am currently focusing on mermaids and maidens of the sea. It’s utterly fascinating how similar and different each part of the world views them and how they came to be.” 

A lord and an academic? So he actually has a brain under that pretty head of hair? Dear god, no wonder Penelope seems excited to be in his company. Colin found himself wanting to shoo Marquess Rose off to see Marina already. So what if the marquess showed up last he’s sure Lady Featherington would push him right up to the front if she knew he was here. Maybe Colin should let the lady of the house know someone new was in it. 

As if she had a similar thought, and Colin did find it so satisfying that Penelope could almost read his mind sometimes, she pointed her head in the direction of her cousin. “Calling hours are almost over soon. If you wish to see Marina my lord you may want to make your way over there.” 

Marquess Rose looked confused, and. . . no. No he was not here for-

“I am sorry Miss Featherington but I am actually here to call on you.” 

Penelope’s face flushed again, her eyes darting everywhere but the marquess. “Me?” 

Colin felt himself go stiff. 

Marquess Rose chuckled. “Yes, you Miss Featherington. I had quite enjoyed your perspective on the sirens from the Odysseys. I had hope that you would take mercy on this lord and share your thoughts on Queen Penelope of Ithaca.”

Rumors say he’s not interested in finding a wife my ass, Colin thought, his grip tightening on the chair. 

Before either Penelope or Colin could respond Lady Featherington had announced that calling hours were over. 

“Here,” Marquess Rose said handing Penelope the embossed journal and peacock quill. “Write your thoughts in here. I can come back another day for you to share them with me.” 

“Lord Rose these are too fine for me-”

Marquess Rose cuts Penelope off by closing her hand around the quill and journal. “They are my courting gift to you. One of many actually.” With that Marquess bowed his head to Penelope one more time before leaving. 

Colin and Penelope both stared at where the marquess had just left. Well Penelope stared, Colin glared. 

Penelope traced the new quill. “This is the first time someone has came to call on me.” 

Colin felt himself bristle. He had. . .came to call on Marina, not Pen. As Penelope stroked the spine of the journal Colin promised himself that the Marquess would not be the only caller Pen had tomorrow. 

“What are you doing?” Benedict asked. 

Colin was surrounded by books, looking as if he was on a mad quest to find the right one. In one hand he held the story of Eros and Psyche, while the other held the Odyssey. 

“One of your old schoolmates, the Marquess of Winchester, came and called on Penelope today.”

Benedict scrunched up his nose, trying to think back on who this marquess is. “Okay, what does this have to do with you tearing apart the library?”

“He claims he wants to court her,” Colin spat the word, “but when he first arrived he said he wanted to hear her thoughts on the Queen of Ithaca in the Odyssey. Then he left her with a  journal and quill, but no book to reference from. Without a doubt he is looking to embarrass Pen just because she is clever and witty.”

Benedict crossed his arms. “Still doesn’t explain the library.” 

“I am going to call on Penelope tomorrow as well with a gift of the Odyssey that she may reference and examine,” Colin said. Now getting up from the floor he began placing both books in a bag. “If Lord Rose thinks-”

“Oh you mean Odysseus-”

“HIS NAME IS ODYSSEUS?!”

#so I know nothing and just picked a random title and last name for odysseus #it's fanfiction #we rolling with it #I'm picturing ben barnes when I write odysseus if that helps #today is the day i find out jonathan bailey and luke thompson are 5'11 #luke newton is the tallest of the three at 6 feet #bridgerton #polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #odysseus' name was chosen just to mess with colin and thought it would be funny #yes colin is still in denial but tbf he probably needs a wack with a good heavy stick at this point for him to fully realize his feelings #odysseus au #odysseus rose

[p0is0n-is-th3-cur3]

✨Memes✨

I did not make these credit to whoever did

#Memes #worm on a string #bad memes #i need mental help #these probably aren’t funny #but who gives a shit #i find this funny #send help #i’m very gay

[uncanny-tranny]

So I saw this show I used to watch as a kid on a streaming service, Hoarders, and it's about, as you'd assume, people who compulsively hoard.

When I watched that show as a kid, I remember how you were invited to almost... judge these people, "Oh, how could you live like that?! I'm glad that's not my house..." and I remember this shock factor that sunk you into the episode, at least in the early seasons.

I think it's a product of the attitude we have about these sorts of things. When I look at that now, all I see is trauma, people who are suffering, and then essentially being shamed on television, no less. It just feels like watching somebody at their lowest for an hour, recounting trauma, disability, loss and grief, mental illness, and so many things.

#mental health #mental health advocacy #ask to tag #man though... i was super young when i actually watched that series though like this is like maybe 2010 we're talking #and look maybe i'm a hashtag snowflake who is too concerned about this shit but... i'd rather be a snowflake #i just remember the tears and the person who was compulsively hoarding being stressed and pressured #and it just makes me think about how entitled people are about mentally ill people #i'm not saying that these people didn't need help. i'm just saying that a camera crew probably shouldn't be part of it #i think about my worst episodes of mental illness and it's like would i have wanted a camera crew? like even if i had said yes in the past #i just think it's complex and nuanced and that's why i'm not trying to shame anyone about this based on opinion #i concede that i am not an expert and i also can say that i personally don't think it (the show) was done in good faith every time #feel like my words may/will be misinterpreted/misrepresented about this but i hold true #like i tried watching an episode just in case i was wrong and. i was not having a good time. even when the expert they got came on #really didn't like the way she introduced herself with 'ooh i KNEW i came to the right place when i saw the yard' like it was funny :/

[todayisafridaynight]

What do you think Mine’s reaction to Masato / Aoki be like?

tbh they'd probably be. amicable. at the very least.

#snap chats #like they have similar values its just that mine's more openly depressed about his belief system and doesn't take pride in it like aoki #i talked about this before omg thats so funny... but yeah no aoki's more proud of 'how the world is'. prob cause he's 'on top' of it #mine begrudges the fact he needs material goods to be useful to people #meanwhile aoki's happy to exploit others if it means he advances. for the most part anyway #he only really starts to show some regret when confronted by ichi. and get the shit kicked out of him for twenty minutes #wait i was rewatching the cutscene and started to throw up cause i got reminded of me in high school again aoki you're 42 stop this #Back On Track Though. mine and aoki had similar pursuits: attain power to be loved thats the core of it in simple terms #they went about it differently ofc: for mine money was power and for aoki popularity was power. Both Very True TBH but anyway #mine realized that even with money his person wasnt valued #and aoki realized that even with recognition people didn't value his character. sins the arakawas. fcukin dummy #i mean aokis a jackass so no wonder but thats not the point of this. fuckfest of tags #they wouldnt be friends. aoki's incapable of friendship and mine would probably quickly recognize aoki as being power hungry #i think mine's been in enough business meetings And Knows Enough About Politics to recognize Professional Fakerism when he sees it #actually do you think mine'd be swindled by any 'kindness' aoki expressed like when kanda left him and he thought he just went to get help. #that shit was wack LMAO BUT REGARDLESS idk i have to go to class soon so im not gonna spend too much time thinking of this #if they needed to they'd just use each other for whatever purpose they needed the other for. idk why mine would need aoki tho #TLDR mine probably wouldnt think too differently of aoki compared to any other power-hungry freak #we can revisit this topic when. im not learning about JP history vjERJALKJ

[altruistic-meme]

if you could... describe aftg in 5 words

oh this is not as easy a question to answer as it should be akfhsdkf bc like. i could describe its plot, or my thoughts on it as a fan, or how it makes me feel, or just make a joke, or or or and bc idk why you're asking it makes it harder :'))

but let's see...

plot: gay sports mafia found family.

fan: drama, familiarity, trauma, comedy, home

feelings: love, understanding, chaos, joy, comfort

joke: you know, i get it-

(as you can see, i couldn't pick which one to go with, so choose whichever 5 words you want lmao)

#anyway the hard part is cus like. if you're already a fan then you KNOW it's plot #and i would go with either feelings or joke probably #if you aren't a fan you won't understand joke and maybe want the plot to see if you'd want to read it #in which case getting my feelings or thoughts on it could also help you decide #especially bc 'gay sports mafia' is something it has been described as OFTEN #and thus you wouldn't necessarily need ME to tell you that #anywya #i spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME thinking about this so ya know. i do hope you see this kshdfhsd #i know how it can be sending anon asks #especially if you don't follow the person you sent it to like MAN rememebring to check in and then scrolling the blog to find it???? #so sorry i never shut up here #anyway if you ARE someone who hasn't read it yet and are interested; please feel free to reach out to me with any questions!!! #aftg contains a lot of potentially triggering material so it's good to have some understanding of what you're walking into! #(i did not but thankfully i'm not easily triggered by most things lmao but it still is nice to have that warning) #aftg #askers #anon #shh ac #also if you HAVE read it please appreciate my joke. i think im very funny.

[felizusnavidad]

question: do you know which former coworkers or collaborators lin is closest with? he probably meets a lot with chris jackson (freestyle love supreme), he did that thing with leslie odom jr. in january, right? and the schuyler sisters cameoed in tick tick boom. but does he interact a lot with certain people? basically: who are his friends and why do i expect you to know this haha

ok, so like you said chris jackson for sure, they've been friends for such a long time, but i believe he is also still close with other fls guys (i definitely saw AT LEAST utk & shockwave on his instagram a few times), then tommy kail & alex lacamoire, he was also spotted with andrew garfield a few times (even last year) so i assume they are hanging out from time to time. now either i made it up or he said in one interview that quiara alegría hudes is literally his neighbour (they were working together on in the heights & vivo), so they are probably still friends too (sorry if that's a totally fake information but i feel too lazy to check it right now, i'm like 96% sure it's true tho). leslie, phillipa & renee, too, yes. he's also friends with john kander, they both confirmed haha. i wanted to say jordan fisher but i don't know, i think maybe? they're not besties but they are definitely close. i don't know, he is friends with a lot of people & this is just off the top of my head.

#it's so funny that you guys always assume i know everything & then it always turns out i... know... a lot #i probably need help #lin manuel miranda #lmm #anon #yes i got your letter yes i'm doing better*

[rowanthestrange]

You ever heard of ‘second childing’? That thing where for your first child you read all the books, you hyperfocus on every little thing, plan out their life and time, and rush them to the doctor if they hiccup; but for your second child you just watch casually as Jessica ricochets off the coffee table and you’re like…‘eh, they’re fine’.

Second Childing this puppy hard. Are we fully puppy proofed? Beh, it’s safe. Sure the ground level food cabinet door hasn’t been reattached yet and we’re gonna see him wander in with a packet of instant noodles at some point, but whatever.

#admittedly it was a much more stressful life period #when i got brigsy #and he /had/ to be well behaved #for his own safety as well as the disabled people around him #(doberman-cross not a dog that can risk getting in trouble) #and now i’ve got a co-parent #disposable income #emergency resources and people if needed #so that probably helps lower the stakes a lot #but it’s funny the amount i have a wibble of panic #then immediately my brain goes #‘it’ll be fine’ #which is all probably good #this is all probably experience #and positive situations driving it #but it’s so funny to get #an emergency puppy #zero planning it just happens within days #like not knowing you’re pregnant til you’re in labour #no time to plan out the best #it’s just happening #and you’re gonna roll with it #…less than an hour to go #gimme the pupper #tie me to the rocket and fire me at the shelter i’m ready

[synth-spinner]

All the younger spideys keep finding ways to annoy superior cuz they know he isn't going to do anything except verbally react in a way that's so old man core that it is funny to them. They frequently prank that loser and he genuinely thinks hes just struggling to keep up with Kids These Days </3 but also if they request him to do something he will try even if hes suspicious of it (because he has a soft spot for kids and if he doesn't they'll go running to Peter slandering him) and everytime it ends with him being hit with a Delicious Pie to the face

#ESPECIALLY miles gwen pav and peni and margo because i know superior would support them all the way #hobie does it the best but superior still only at most yells at him to GET OUTT because again he is trying so hard #this probably makes no sense but see my beautiful mind: #superior is some old man hes trying his very best to be nicer and wants to help whoever he can to make up for his past. #plus he has a soft spot for kids especially cuz he wants to give them the support he never got #thats canon btw and also he wants people to like him (canon also) and he knows he has to work with these people #so the younger spideys can just go up to him and prank him sillystyle and he will always react so genuinely its so funny... #again view my beautiful mind: miles tells him to put his hand on the table and hes like . ok morales do u need my help or... #and then miles puts a cup full of water on his hand and hes trapped there or the water spills on all his tech #(very fixable situation but its for the gaffs the goofs.. and also stick it to the old people) #one time hobie tells him to spell icup and he goes im not falling for that. next hour hobie tells peter superior creased miles' shoes and #[the wolves get me] #superior spider man #superior spiderman #elliot tolliver #synth speaks #to be very clear superior would 100% be on miles' side he believes strongly in always trying to save people and also deciding ur own destiny

[goldensunset]

the story may be silly but this stat breakdown is even sillier

#like. help me.. that’s so funny just look at this..; #what if you had garbage everything. and then absolutely ridiculous physical defense #like #??? #why does it need all that #aren’t there more special ghost or dark attacks than physical. i at least thought there were #or psychic cuz it’s poison #wouldn’t special defense be more useful #it has to mean something like it’s probably in reference to some aspect of the pokémon’s concept #i feel like having high physical defense makes sense logically for like steel or rock types #or really any big and bulky creature #but this is not only a little guy it is a FRUIT. a peach. that thing should bruise easily #unless we’re talking about a peach pit #but like even then. that is just silly #and again why not give it a half decent attack/special attack lol #oh well protection against earthquake i guess #sv dlc spoilers #teal mask/indigo disk #pokémon

[stonyponyofficial]

i love seeing how much paratext i can fit into the tags. read my footnotes boy

#violet originals #postposting #like that's its own statement right #and then i come down here and tell u everything i was thinking about it #like i just made a post where i put some non organization tags on it for fun as a fun reference #but also it helps clarify the original statement in a less committal jokey way i can have a little fun with #so i start thinking about all that and i get the hilarious original idea for this post and i think abt those tags #but it's only available to those first people who see my original post as it was made #not reblogged #someone can screenshot those tags but they aren't necessary to understand #but they don't add to the post itself just elaboration that isn't really needed #and they aren't all visible at first bc u have to hit the button to see the rest #so my extra little thoughts are there for anyone to see but ull probably wanna see them more if u know me a little through online #but mostly i thought it'd be funny to make this kind of post and then just let the tags run wild bc that's what the post is about see? #do u like all this extra clarification or would u rather i have just posted the post #or nothing at all #or put these tags in the post #bc that could make sense but the original text of the post is to be shared around and 'related to' by other Tumblr users who do the same #so it can't be too long but i need to say all my thoughts about the subject or ill explode and make another post or reblog a comment #so it's all down here instead where it's optional and i can just kinda say what im feeling without feeling like i have to funny it up #i should probably read house of leaves #idk is that related i only have a tiny idea of what that book is but it seems related somewhat #umm #hi :3 #kisses u with tongue #adds tags to this later bc im silly :3 #hi char hi io #the two people who will probably read this far now lmao