you know how some goats are just fucking massive. i'd like to imagine asriel just perpetually gets taller (whereas kris, human, does not) so asriel gets back from college and kris just stares at him like, "you have something i want." (/ref)
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
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please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting
edit: oh god it has 20k notes and it's been running for less than a day
edit 2: please tag me in any art of this i'd love to see it
edit 3: all of you guys ascking where the vanilla extract is. Here it is, you found it. Congratulations.
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No vanilla extract because my recipe doesn't call for it.
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Lego Swimming Pool Layout
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You know who you are
but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry
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