#this is my favorite joke

[py6oto]

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2023.08.03

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#hlvrai #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai tommy #hlvrai fanart #this is my favorite joke #among with the 30 other favorite jokes !! #anyways. hlvrai fandom let tommy wear colors that aren't yellow i have never seen it !! #freelatta #i suppose? #im not quite what you would call a shipper but im sure freelatters would appreciate seeing this i think

[moonlightsmasquerade]

Mim adam starts turning at small minor inconveniences . His jacket gets caught on the door and his hand turns into tentacles

ASDFGHGFDSA drops his drink and goes shoggoth mode

#this is my favorite joke #tfw your a terrible abomination and youll make it everyones problem

[higudrawshi]

Yeah! Everyone knows that!

#THIS is my favorite joke #easily hands down so far #aside from the waiting for keiichi one

[n-x-black]

Kyoukai no kanata is so cool I wish glasses were real

#n ; thoughts #this is my favorite joke

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[yellobb]

#polls #m rambles #still one of my favorite jokes I won’t lie

[quimser]

the boomerang was haunted by a hair stylist rated 0.7 on yelp. not that dib knew, of course

#if the joke in panel 4 doesn’t make sense - zim heard ‘haunted’ ‘boo’ and ‘rang’ in the same sentence #finally. a comic starring my favorite zim expression in the entire cartoon #iz #invader zim #zim #dib membrane #quimser art

[stitchedspider]

btsv leak

#fanart #atsv #the spot #spiderman: across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spider man: across the spider verse #miles morales #yall stop using this post to slander spot in the tags HES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER PLEASE IT WAS A JOKE 😭

[the-moons-coffin]

Qué dijo el gato después de chocar su carro? Miauto!

#zodiac says words #this is my favorite joke

[rendevok]

favorite thing ♡

the inspo:

aaaaand some inner dialogue for your viewing pleasure:

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #just so we’re clear on what’s what: the MAIN joke is that phoenix is disagreeing with him #what his favorite thing IS… well.. i’ll leave that up to you (but you can read my thoughts later in tags) #fan art #ace attorney #aa #rendoodles #weirdly proud of how these turned out despite how uncleaned they still are #one of my interpretations of this would be Phoenixs favorite thing isn’t disagreeing with Miles but rather the faces he makes when he does #you could also go for the sappy ‘you’re my favorite thing’ or the less so ‘your ASS is my favorite thing’ #truly the options are limitless. please let your imagination fly like the wind

[hiding-under-the-willow]

anyways. What

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc s10 #docm77 #joehills #joe hills #juppet #vintagebeef #doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf #also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week #why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭 #it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline #im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing #or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao #seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid #wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting

[doodle-empress66]

Minor spoiler

but I was not expecting a reference to the jokes about that Val money counting scene from Addict

#Val not being able to count money #my favorite fandom jokes #where’s that one fanart of vox and velvette watching val try to count bills and then vox goes “…he’s crying” #Bad eye sight huh? Val haters #we’ve got his weakness #vivziepop #animation #hazbin hotel #addict mv #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #huskerdust #hazbin valentino

[podcastwizard]

saw a billboard advertising a low calorie pasta as having "the same amount of calories as a salad." brother if you saw the salads i ate you'd hurl

#in this house we believe cheese and creamy dressing supremacy #they got rid of my favorite salad at that place by my work i'm gutted #this is for my friend who made this joke with me thanks babe couldn't have done it without you

[cattimeswithjellie]

I would never tell any Hermit how to make their own videos, but I am desperately hoping and praying that Mumbo keeps pretending to destroy his slime farm in every episode from here on out, and that he uses the same three clips to do it.

I mean, it was very, very funny by the end of this episode, but it's the sort of joke that just gets better the harder you lean on it. Just make it the magical disappearing slime farm and swear you rebuild it twice a day for funsies. It'll be exquisite by the end of the season when the entire surrounding landscape has been terraformed and is entirely different but he's still using the Week One clips. Please Mumbo, this is the only thing I want from you.

#it is also pretty funny the way some people in the comments clearly did not get the joke #but i was laughing way before that #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #can you tell running gags are my favorite type of humor?

[mommyashtoreth]

The thing abt Crowley that I think is missing from a lot of fan content is people like. how do I word this. people like him so much that they're not willing to make him do things they find unlikable. Crowley's demonhood is usually represented in fan stuff by him like, doing bad things to bad people, people who "had it coming" one way or another, which I think works in serious contexts but is just no fun if you're trying to match the tone of the source! Crowley comes up with and does things that are objectively annoying and unpleasant and that's Fine. It's hilarious. We all need to make peace with the fact that Crowley would play Instagram reels loud as hell on the train, she'd be in front of you on line at the drug store paying with exact change, she'd show up to your baby shower with one of those toys that make a bunch of noise, she invented the leafblower. Etc. These jokes write themselves they're so easy and they're always funny and I want to see more of that sort of energy

#one of my favorite jokes from the book is something like 'crowley tried to hit a hedgehog and missed'. THAT'S the energy i want #open mick night #good omens #gomens #crowley #1k

[fima11]

Leech twins are going to be the death of me. (I am scared of their character. ai's)

#digital art #drawing #doodle #twst fanart #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech #art #I hate them and love them in the same time #jokes on you jade is my favorite guy #disney