this is me talking with people who don't give a shit about my shipps but i'm very excited to explain every single detail about why they love each other so much.
I happened upon this masterpiece and it perfectly depicts me for the past two days because for the past two days I have had ice cream for dinner. Like, I went out and bought an ice cream cone for dinner two days in a row. Adulthood.
me: *racking my brains for something other than the cruel prince because otherwise there will be no conversation, just a brain dump of everything tfota related* oh, you know, *lamely* books.
Phone: *incoming call, incoming notifications, 'hi this is a call to inform you about your extented warranty', mails, projects, people that want to hangout*
Me: no. Don't tempt me. *Tries to study*
Phone: *'a cat video has been sent by ______*
Me: *throws book to watch it*
Book: Baby I'm not even here, I'm a non existent bitch
Mental breakdown: *opens the door* hiiii long time no see
Me: you were here just last night-
Mental breakdown: *not even listening* I bought the boys *walks in eating popcorn*
Me: oh fuck nah-
Stress, Seasonal depression, depression, anxiety, inner whore, everything I've done until now: *all walk in*
Brain: Awh babe. You can't study now
Exam stress: Hi babygirl *punches in the face*
Me: Welp. Guess I'm gonna fail.
Marks: definitely
My therapist: You'll be fine, just think you'll pass and you'll pass, it's about the way you approach the exam-