#this is hilariously ugly

[rosepompadour]

I had always had a big bust and long, skinny legs — at one time I had wanted to chop a bit off them — and in my netball shorts at school I looked gangly. I always felt top-heavy. But one day at school we were lying around reading and a girl called Paula said, "Your eyes are the color of cornflowers." I thought, How lovely. What a nice thing to say. I didn't have overweening self-confidence, and I don't think any model did. I was flattered when people said or wrote nice things about me, but I saw beautiful girls every day and, compared with people like Jean Shrimpton, I felt I was way down the pecking order. That is the negative side of modeling. You have to look really good to get the jobs, so you put yourself into a situation that feeds your insecurities. If you don't get a job, you think it's because you're not pretty enough. It allows you — in fact, it forces you — to concentrate on your flaws, and that's destructive.

- PATTIE BOYD

#the fact that pattie and jane birkin thought they were plain and jean shrimpton actually referred to herself as ugly is sheer insanity #makes me think of those vomit-inducing girlblogger posts that always pop up: i'm so pretty i'm a real life doll etc etc. #and meanwhile jane birkin is looking in the miror like 'OH WELL i guess i'll have to do' #truly hilarious and sad at the same time #pattie boyd #the beatles #beatlesedit #sixties sweethearts #*

[ruubesz-draws]

Please I-

WHY?!?!??

*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic movie 2 #sonic prime #ugly sonic #chip n dale 2022 #incorrect quotes #oH GOD HE'S BACK!!! #WWWHHHYYYY????? #He's horrible I hate it thanks #like it's so bad that it's hilarious #i'm sobbing #he's actually real #please #why?? #i'm scared to watch the movie #hhhhhh #do not repost #my art

[bears-are-my-favourite-colour]

This letter about Halsin is so fucking funny to me. They're so mean.

#Fucking calling Halsin slobberchops is fucking hilarious #And how dare they call him ugly #He's a big beautiful bastard i'll have you know #halsin #baldurs gate 3 #astarion come get yo fucking bear

[chrollohearttags]

I can take a silly ass teenager with no common sense talking about fic writers but I’ll be damned if a non black bitch being blatantly racist and a bird ho who’s a single mother of three kids and has custody of none of them speaks on me or my friends.

#you got me fucked up severely #go feed your kids—oh wait #go laugh abt that since ur such a fan bitch #speak on that in the comments #idk what the problem is #but I promise y’all don’t want me to start #sitting up in tiktok comments at ur elderly age making fun of writers #the hell be wrong with you hoes #cherry chats 🍒 #what’s so funny abt the whole thing is that she named every racist stereotype she could #and black bitches in the comments laughing #mind you #I don’t have a single fic of what she described #you self hating hoes couldn’t even outwrite my wattpad fics #just illiterate ugly and bitter #y’all be funny but I’m hilarious dpwm

[lavaflowe]

A couple more iterations of Wukong I wanted to get out of my system! I had so much fun with these it’s gonna be hard to pick which one I’ll stick with💀

#tried more hairstyles more fur shapes #all that good stuff #I also Just introduced a friend to the book and I forgot how much I loved the little detail of the Tiger fucking exploding #absolutely hilarious #first time Tripitaka realized he was in over his head 10/10 #sun wukong #jttw #my art #tripitaka #jttw tang sanzang #character design #I also gotta stop doing these doodle sheets theyre kinda ugly

[manyfandomsonelog]

Outsider POV Wrightworth fic where the WAA and the Prosecutor’s Office get tired of watching them pine for each other so they team up to hatch a series of matchmaking plans, all of which completely fail, up until the reveal that Phoenix and Edgeworth are literally married, they just like to keep their personal and professional lives separate.

#Trucy obviously knows the whole time but helps with the matchmaking anyways because she thinks it’s hilarious #just imagining Apollo like ‘Mr. Wright… have you ever thought about telling Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth how you feel…?’ #and Phoenix sighs and responds with ‘Am I that obvious?’ #(he thinks he’s talking about the new rug in Edgeworth’s office that Phoenix thinks is really fucking ugly) #so many opportunities for shenanigans #ace attorney #wrightworth

[romantic-killer]

Kazuki: Anzu. I like you

Anzu: ...WAIT

Anzu: DOES THIS MEAN

Anzu: YOU HAVE HONEY NUT FEELIOS. FOR ME???

Kazuki:

Kazuki, trying not to laugh: Anzu please I’m trying to confess be serious for ONE second

#Romantic Killer #Anzu Hoshino #Tsukasa Kazuki #Kazuanzu #Text #Mod post #NKASDLMDLAS I TOTALLY IMAGINE HER REACTING TO A LOVE CONFESSION LIKE THIS #And if it were Kazuki. He'd do that thing where he tries to hide that he's laughing #Anzu with one of her hilarious ugly faces: You think I'm pretty?? ME??? #Kazuki: Y-yes you're--oh my god STOP I CAN'T right now

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

my siblings think

this bi-han is fine and nice

this bi-han is scary

and this bi-han is ugly 💀

all and all, they said bi-han -without a shadow of a doubt- is definitely a sub sjsjsjsjsjsjs

#let's just ignore they think regular bi han iz ugly like 💀💀💀 #i was flabbergasted #they're just dickheads ignore them #they're reaction to eviler bi han was hilarious tho #and nobody has anything bas to say about titan bi han so 🤭🤭 #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #bi han #sub zero #mk1 bi han #mk1 sub zero #mortal kombat 1 bi han #mortal kombat 1 sub zero

[everynicorobin]

"Bad timeline" my ass she looks fucking incredible at forty there

#one piece #nico robin #volume: 100 #sbs #in case anyone is not in the know: this is part of a mini sbs series where oda draws the strawhats at 40 and 60 yrs old #the top half being the ''good timeline'' and the bottom the ''bad timeline'' #the ''''''joke'''''' being Haha they look 'attractive' in the good timeline and 'ugly' in the bad timeline isn't that hilarious #and of course the men look more or less their age in both timelines... #...while the women stay Young and Pretty in the good timeline w/out a single gray hair or wrinkle #like how do you draw her at SIXTY looking YOUNGER than she does at THIRTY

[pastafossa]

Internet: so there's a MARVEL TAROT DECK COMING SOON Me: YESSSS, so can I see a lil of the inside before pre-ordering? Internet: ...it's a MARVEL TAROT DECK Me: you mean... I can't even see inside? What type of art is it? Internet: it's a MARVEL TAROT DECK Me: that answers nothing Internet: all you need to know is it's a MARVEL TAROT DECK Me: do you have ANYTHING to say besides 'it's a marvel tarot deck'? Internet: ...it's a- Me: just sit down, jfc

#why would you not have SOME preview of what's inside #I NEED TO KNOW WHAT CARD MATT IS #IF HE'S THE WRONG CARD I DON'T WANT IT #i need to know if it's a PIP DECK #i need to know the ART STYLE because if it's UGLY i do not WANT IT #i need to know if this is just someone randomly slapping in images without concern for symbolic meaning! #SHOW ME THE FUCKING INSIDE #considering i've seen like zero advertisements or things about reviews i may need to *be* the reviewer #with pictures of what's inside and whether it matches up appropriately with the symbolism #i would love to have a good marvel deck because A. duh you know me and B. I love tarot for writing so #having a marvel deck for TRT tarot construction would be hilarious #idk. got a few weeks and then I'll consider going for it

[besttropeveershowdown]

The Worst Trope Ever Showdown: Round 2, Side B

Hilariously Abusive Childhood

When Abusive Parents are Played for Laughs.

Ugly Girl Transformation

An "ugly" character, usually female, becomes beautiful after a makeover.

Propaganda:

As someone ith glasses and doesn't feel that great about myself, watching someone who acts like meand who i can see myself in all of a sudden becoming "pretty" because she started to wear makeup and wear dresses and have her glasses taken off and becoming more in touch with her femine side just rubs me the wrong way. And sometimes they will dull down what made her who she was in the first place

#the worst trope ever showdown #wtes polls #anti tropeaganda #hilariously abusive childhood #ugly girl transformation #tw abuse

[cowcowwow]

It's hard being the sole Mew stan but as a Cowcowwow I stay strong /silly

(Mew belongs to @ask-mirage-mews !!)

#mirage mews #mew mm #gffdvdvbxv #listen. LISTEN #I think they're super interesting #they've gone from despising clones to wanting to train one?? #and obviously they DEFINITELY have to work on their attitude and feeling of being better than everyone but #they promised no trouble for mosy and zeus #AND ALSO FELT REALLY BAD FOR THE TWO? #AND ALSO ALSO IS ONLY THERE TO PROTECT MOSY AND THEIR KITS??? SO INTERESTING #also their behavior is sometimes very funny. to me #like girl yea why would you go and call Mosy's NEWBORN KITS ugly?? #but also that's hilarious #because they're so wrong I guess #the kits are adorable #what world are you living in girl #anyways I just think Mew has a big heart and is very compassionate and kind but doesn't really realize it #and doesn't really want to show it either (scared to?) #I love them <33 #pokemon #mew #cow draws #ALSO #they design is just so so cool <333 LOVE the lil splash of darker color on their feet and tail hehe #also FLUFFY #in a small way hehe #and their eyes are SUPER PRETTY #and I think that also has to do with how gorgeous all eyes are drawn in that comic ehehe #but also also #I just love those blues

[thesistersarcheron]

I was trying to put together an aesthetic to tease this, but I don’t have the patience, so please imagine:

Kindergarten teacher Azriel.

#he is tired and he wears sweaters and he fills the 40 oz stanley cup his coworker feyre gave him for christmas to the brim with cold brew #he wears all black and frowns a lot which would be alarming if the kids didn’t find it hilarious #and he carries a denim tote bag with novelty buttons shaped like pencils and apples #(it was on sale on amazon and all of those pockets can’t be beat for convenience even if it’s ugly as hell) #he’s very good at teaching large groups of very small children how to meditate #his nap times are always silent

[spatio-rift]

honestly cant get over how much they got cutified for this panel where they talk about how much they like saiko now. they got hit by the yaoi beam

#murata used to be butt ugly so its hilarious that he got a glow up just for this chapter #yokotas funny too cuz hes ugly the whole chapter but then when its time to talk about how they like saiko now hes suddenly so cute

[galwithalibrarycard]

So I just watched the school for good and evil movie, mostly for Kit Young, and the two main girl characters essentially recreated the main story beats of the scene from beauty and the beast where belle’s love saves the beast, complete with a kiss on the lips, only to then reiterate that their love is “best friends only” AND I just went in the tag to find out that in the books these two girls are SIBLINGS?????? I think this is the most convoluted case of queer baiting I have ever experienced and my head is SPINNING netflix pls you’re going to give the kids watching this a COMPLEX

#WHAT did I just watch #the school for good and evil spoilers #I never read the books they came out long after I aged out of middle grade #I just like fairytales #and clearly the screenwriter/s wanted to make these girls a queer couple so just DO IT #what the actual fucj #so bad it’s hilarious #and the best part is up until that Freudian mess of an ending the rest of the movie was really pretty good #BAFFLING #don’t get me wrong I was bothered by the gender essentialism #and the equating of oldness and hooked noses with ugliness and evil #have we learned nothing with the ageism and antisemitism Hollywood????? #I am losing it someone laugh at the madness with me

[separatist-apologist]

The AI girlies are just stealing from each other at this point like every single AI Cassian has the same (ugly) face. They're indistinguishable. This is YOUR man? Call my optometrist babe. Let me put you on to something interesting to look at, drawn by a real person

#on the one hand: hilarious to see them all copying and stealing from each other #but on the other they do him so dirty #that man is NOT Cassian #he's just Brian a local trainer at planet fitness #he's married but hitting girls up on tinder and claims he's seperated #2 kids he doesn't know anything about #and ugly tribal tats faded under too little sunscreen