#this is hilarious thank you anon

[w0rped-moss]

You, and the people surround yourself with are a virulent nest of self righteous scum. At every fucking turn you are confronted with obvious obscenities within the fabric of your being, that require only the briefest moments of self reflection to realize. I sincerely hope you realize these grievous wrongs you have wrought, and take steps to fix the them. But you will not, you stupid fucking imbecile

You deserve no apologies. You sit now in the aftermath of your own disgusting actions. The last of the company that surrounds you are deviants and the guilt ridden, and soon they too will realize your gross and leechlike nature, and abandon you in your sopping puddles of self pity. Rot, you disgusting little urchin.

Disney villain ass monologue

#this is hilarious thank you anon #monologue anon

[transannabeth]

Are the buttons in ghost trick really ghost and trick /gen

i would never lie to you about the ghost and trick buttons. you ghost or you trick you trick or you ghost

#not pjo #answered #anonymous #anon #thanks from the argo! #ghost trick #this is from the first like 30 minutes of the game and i think this scene may be in the trailer so it’s not a spoiler #hilariously it doesn’t look like the trailer shows the buttons but it DOES say you ghost and you trick #becuase that’s the game. you ghost. and you trick. #you ghost trick #for people who’ve played yes i cropped off the sides of the screen I didn’t know if THAT could be considered a spoiler #I’m being safe because every person should play ghost trick (I say as I post ghost trick spoilers all the time) #100

[civetside]

whenever i see people talk about a tlt tv show i can only envision it in your art style

that would be so funny, could you imagine a book accurate retelling of gideon the ninth but it looks like THIS

like they keep the gore and death but it has slapstick comedy and cartoony sound effects, it would be like a really fucked up dexter's lab episode

#tlt #ask #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #if they hyped up a TLT cartoon and it looked anything like my art style everybody would be so pissed #it wouldn't be thematically appropriate at all but it would be hilarious i think #but thank you anon! im glad you like the art style #the style i normally draw in is very time consuming so im happy i get to draw some silly cartoon gays and still have people enjoy it #the locked tomb

[sanctus-ingenium]

this is very specific but i love how you draw shiny horses. i have a lot of trouble with that (though that might just be cause i havent done enough studies lol) so seeing someone do it really well and cool as shit is very impressive 👍‼️

I did a tutorial on specular highlights on metallic surfaces here and placing the highlights on horses (or anything, really) follows almost the same principles - which is that the specular highlight occurs at the point where the light beams can make a 90 degree angle between your eyeball, the surface, and the light source. specular highlights are therefore positioned relative to the viewer and not just placed on the surface closest to the light source!

when you add fur or hairs to the mix you have to take into account the grain of the fur, which way hairs are lying. main point is that if the tips of the hairs are facing you it's like looking at a hairbrush head-on, the individual hairs swallow the light and scatter it so that it appears almost as if there's a cast shadow there. but there isn't, only an absence of light bouncing back into your eyes.

this only applies to dark colours! white and pale-haired animals interact with light very differently.

#that horse is hilariously photoshopped.. look at those hooves #also thank you anon!! sometimes i forget to thank ppl when they are nice so thank you

[egophiliac]

like 70% of my knowledge about twst is because I read all the comics about it you do bc they're hilarious, but can I confirm that Rook's character arc was basically just an 'Applejack -> Rarity hypeman (malicious)' pipeline??????

yep, Rook joined NRC as a full-on Rowdy Boy who wore the same ripped-up jeans and sweatshirt 24/7 and was 99% split ends, until one day Vil convinced him to dress up a bit for a concert and he was like, "oh. hmm. actually, I like this." and swung fully into the other extreme of Fanciest Lad. Rook just...does not do middle grounds.

(tangential, but my personal 100% crack actively-contradicts-canon-but-I-don't-care headcanon is that French doesn't exist at all in Twst. Rook personally just made up a collection of fancy-sounding words that, by complete coincidence, happen to sound exactly like earth-prime French.

"but in the City of Flowers --" no, look, his family is VERY rich and VERY weird, it is not out of character that they paid an entire city of people to throw out a few words of their kid's conlang whenever he visits. it makes SENSE --

this is mostly because I think it would be funny if, after Rook gives someone their special little nickname, he has to sit down and explain to them what it means. which I've actually just decided he does anyway, so never mind.)

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland episode 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 6 spoilers #there is only one case where i think it is funnier if rook didn't translate #and that is trey #specifically for that one scene where he's like 'why do you keep calling me that. you didn't call me that in first year.' #and rook is like 'you weren't a chevalier until you had a roi :)' #trey being like '...yeah okay whatever' is 100% more hilarious to me if he has no idea what any of those words mean #anyway i'm going to be thinking about 'rarity hypeman (malicious)' for the rest of my life #thank you anon #i did once try to explain the malleus-yuu dynamic as 'what if princess luna had a very oblivious human friend' so i'm into it

[bonefall]

while i do agree with the sentiment that bloodclan should be more nuanced as an entity i still believe it is wrong to portray them as the necessary "response" to clan injustice (haven't read the books in years but i am pretty sure that bloodclan started with no connection to the clans) / an opposition to the clan's flaws. some of the thing scourge did was out of selfishness and bloodclan isn't the other colour of the black and white debacle with the clans. the clans are heavily flawed yes, but it isn't realistic to completely say that their structure had no redeeming qualities altogether and that all outsider groups is fundamentally better than the clans.

all clans and groups are flawed in their own way and i believe we shouldnt brush past the things that other groups (the sisters and what they do with their toms *cough cough*) did solely to be able to degrade the clans and their culture.

Buddy, you're setting up a strawman. I promise you that if you look into the reduxes I've made of BloodClan, Guardians, The Sisters, and the Tribe, you will see that I don't make any of them a "flawless" alternative to Clan life.

Nor do I say that the Clans have no redeeming qualities. In fact, you can browse the "Clan Culture" tag to see the various expansions I've made to show how these traditions, values, and technological advances make Clan life so alluring.

The overarching theme of BB is that the nature of culture is change. For better AND for worse.

With respect, I think there's something insidious in the wording of "the things the other groups did." We're talking about fan responses to a work that consistently demonizes and degrades foreigners to make the Clans look like the "best way to live," justifying xenophobia. These are not real groups, they are writing choices.

In the franchise with some pretty extreme examples of misogyny, the authors said "What if bizarro world where women rule and have no men... woag..." and only includes a single Clan-alligned member of this culture, with a BAD opinion of them, who can't even do his diplomatic job because he HATES them so much.

In the same franchise that shows Fireheart getting bullied, facing prejudice, and fighting a murderous tyrant who publically executes a mixed-race character, their endgame villain is an outsider, like him, but this one IS a godless heathen who HATES love and friendship and banned families.

In the VERY same franchise which made its first non-malicious group barely able to get through an arc without needing to be saved by Clan cats, totally unable to defend themselves, framed as "whiny" for not wanting their clearly 'inferior' culture to be forcefully changed.

And I'm re-stating all this because, again, no offense to you in particular Anon, but I've been seeing a few people with a sentiment like yours lately. Complaints into a vacuum that don't make targeted critique of anyone's fanworks, gesturing at this broad "woobification" which is apparently out there somewhere over the rainbow, saying things like "well Scourge is selfish" or "well Moonlight abandoned her 13 year old" as if we haven't BEEN knew.

As if we're not all directly responding to these choices. As if I haven't written ESSAYS on this topic.

Since this was about BloodClan in particular though, and you admit you haven't read the books in years, please go back and actually read Rise of Scourge before trying to make critique of the ways fanon rewrites its origin. It's EXPLICITLY a response to the Clans, in the text, that the Erins wrote, it is canon that fanon is working with.

And you want people to take that out and approach it a different way... why? Because it's so incredulous to you that a nation forms in response to a threatening neighbor? That a common enemy through invasions is a way that people might choose to unite, and encourage their new culture to value brutality? Because you don't like the idea of Clan Culture's XENOPHOBIC BATTLE CULTURE affecting surrounding communities??

Could YOU, maybe, be doing this "woobification" thing I keep hearing about? Can I play this stupid game too? What's our stupid prize? Can it be a lollipop? Do we get stickers

TL;DR, ok.

#bone babble #Warrior cats analysis #Warrior cats fanon #Bloodclan #''Ok yes scourge is practically cold war era xenophobic stereotypes and i understand that is a part of canon you dont like.'' #''But have you considered. Hes mean'' #Yes. Yes i have considered it. #If I get another take like this in my inbox im gojng to fucjing add a scene where he kisses babies and looks at the screen and says #'Mmm wowow thank u for the babygirl juice fire star :)' #JUST to annoy them #People gonna be funny to me? Im about to be Hilarious. #Also ANON just to be clear im annoyed because like. Ive been seeing this around. #Sadly today you are the Genocide Frisk to my Angry Sans u.u #I am taking ur ask and turning it blue and smashing it against walls #Man it would be cool to have bone themed powers... i am a bone guy... #But anon you're fine. Just like. Think about what I said ok?

[splatoon-edits]

Frosty Fest Deep Cut Icons

Free To Use, Credit Optional <3

#MERRY SQUIDMAS EVERYONE!!!! im q-ing a buncha stuff to post of crimas as a present to yell <3 #thank you for every nice comment. every insane set of tags youve left. the unhinged asks. the hilarious anon name claiming thing. #the fake splatfest insanity. and for everything else that has happened this year <3 <3 <3 #mod shiver #splatoon #splatoon 3 #icons #shiver #frye #big man #deep cut

[oifaaa]

It’s a shame Tim isn’t going to be in the baby Damian au. Because Tim competing and losing to a 6 year old who is everyone’s favorite is really funny. Imagine being Robin, thinking you’re the coolest kid every and Nightwing like 7 year old better then you. The elementary schooler has high security clearance then most of the batfamily.

You say this like canon wasn't a 16 year old boy losing constantly to a 9 year old child isn't that embarrassing enough for Tim

#ask #anon #im sorry but how are you all gonna tell me #that it's not hilarious that mr self involved tim #firstly getting beat up by a nine year old #then later beat up a nine year old like it was an achievement #and then people turn to me and ask #why do i bully tim drake so much #tim should be thanking me #that he isnt in half my aus #it saves him so much embarrassment

[spearxwind]

I've been thinking about how you've made Talas' physique even MORE powerful lately. And now I'm just imagining him, one-armed, chucking Graves like the world's angriest javelin at their common enemies.

That's genuinely so in character that I had to draw it. Average hunting tactic... and Graves would be all too excited for it, honestly

#in all seriousness honestly im really glad !! This is kind of what i always imagined talas would actually look like :] #i just wasnt confident enough to draw him like that initially but little by little ive gotten better at conveying his body type properly #and i genuinely want him to come across as strong as hell even besides the fact that hes big. like i wanna convey it in shape too #he literally kills huge sea monsters for a living as a day job and then kills the other people who hunt those monsters for fun #and hes banned from walking into any tavern unless he drops his whole paycheck at the counter as soon as he enters #he should simply look the part so im trying my best for that. i have to do him justice #anyway thank u i hope u enjoy this too. i was gonna draw graves just being chucked on their own but then i drew the harpoon #and i thought it was so hilarious to have them on that instead than chucked like a football (which would also happen) #but in said case they'd be less excited about it #if u read all of this also props to you heres a present. its fish (slaps you in the face with it) #windyart #ask #anon #scribble comic #talas #graves #challenger deep

[t4tails]

i need to share a bad take i saw. i saw someone call disco elysium a game for "necrophilic bootlickers" and im not far into the game but im trying to figure out wtf they mean by that

if they play harry as a necrophilic bootlicker, i think that says more about them than the game

#og post #ask #anon #hilarious that im the one you chose to tell this to. thanks

[tsams-confessions]

I wanna scream! Eclipse is begging on his knees bgg style for help and moon didn’t listen LET THE SEXY DORITO TALK YOU TWINK

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#sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams #tsams eclipse #tsams confession #< block this if you dont want to see these #this was hilarious thank u anon #mod 1blood

[kreftropod]

*traps you in chicago*

I'm

what-

...

who will feed my cats??

#sdfghjk hello?? #this is probably the most baffling ask I've gotten in years thanks anon this is hilarious #why chicago? it's so far away do I have to go Now? will you pick me up? I haven't even packed

[laismoura-art]

Harumi hi I bring u and your friends my first born and second born 👧👶

Bye bye

🏃‍♀️💨

This one is for them all? Oh well...

Kuai & Hanzo: YOUR WHAT NOW????

Harumi: Oh... thanks... again...??? I'll be sure to love and cherish this one too! <3

Lisa: A WHOLE ASS CHILD??? LMAO, AWESOME!

Bi-Han: Are they into FNAF? No? Then they can stay...

Sareena: Oh, sacrificial child?👀

Bi-Han: SUNBIRD, NO--

#that Bi-Han drawing is so old lmao #alt!subscorp thought harumi was joking when she told them about her gifted first born #lisa just thought it was hilarious #sareena just thought it was a regular sacrifice (since harumi is a demon) #bi han just doesn't want any fnaf bullshit near him... he's had enough #harumi shirai #lisa liang #hanzo hasashi #kuai liang #bi han #sareena #subscorp #harumi x lisa liang #hanzo x kuai #crimson shadow #bi han x sareena #scorpion!harumi au #thanks for the ask anon! #always a pleasure to have you and your children around <3

[pawbeanies]

Breed breed breed breed breed breed breed breed

UNNNFF

Clean up

hi anon! thank you for the ask!! i was inspired by how poetic it is please accept this

#asks..?!?!?! #anon..?!?!?! #if i was at my computer id add like a dog or smth but i am. at work and cant #thank you for the ask it is so good to me i fwar. hilarious even #i actually havent read milk and honey. but the leik format is so iconic

[frownyalfred]

I was literally thinking that it sounded like Talia took one of those pregnancy music player things (you hold up a small paddle shaped speaker to the belly so the baby can hear the music) and dropped the speaker into the Lazarus pit and hit play on an Andrew rate podcast when Jason was being revived and that’s why he was like that. I’m so glad to have been validated by your posts.

I’m trying not to oversell Jason’s obsession with being an alpha but also, yeah. He’s kinda nuts right now, and it’s half the Pit’s fault and half Talia’s fault I think.

Good thing Uncle Lex is crazier!

#asks #anon #this is a hilarious image thank you anon #dc #myfic #theresurrectionist #a sky of honey #a/b/o mention #a/b/o tw

[pkmn-smashorpass]

As well as you not making this a porn blog, this is a game. Like everyone is capable of saying in graphic detail about what pokemon sex we would do, but it's pretty disrespectful to you running the blog. Like imagine if you invited friends over to play cards against humanity and they started fucking on the table.

This was worded great!

#thanks for explaining it better than me #it’s a game #y’all can reblog with as much detail as you like #and sometimes censoring the asks can be funny #we’re sex positive and kink friendly #but don’t cross the line #unless it could be funny #the Suicune ask was hilarious #by god I can balls #but don’t get upset if I delete an ask #it’s my blog and I decide what I post #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass #ask #anon