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pickled-flowers · 4 months

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Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps

#sex positivity is also respecting sex lives that dont look like yours #or lack thereof #and insulting people by saying they dont fuck make you sound stupid <3 #im sorry i just cant take people who use their sex lives as a flex seriously its just not my thing!#like yea having lots of kinky sex is cool but not having sex and not being interested by sex is also cool #one is not better than the other the human experience is just very varied and diverse #its normal you wont understand everyone your brain isnt even made to comprehend how many human there are in the world #but we should all have spaces to navigate our sex lives as we wish even if that means interacting with sex as a subject as little as possibl

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ispyspookymansion · 2 years

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girard

#if i went to her school well #i would simply have been her bestie. her girlfriend even.#kora.txt #sorry for carrieposting. no im not #EDIT: FOR EVERY STUPID REPLYNON THIS THAT ISNT REPLYING TO ME BUT CLOGS MY NOTES ONLY I KILL A HOSTAGE. I WILL END YOUR LIFE TOO. FUCK.

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skrs-cats · 2 months

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set after leafpool dies, before the bonus scene w jayfeather dealing w that grief gets resolved. guess who was bitter over a certain cardboard character bitch not being included in that

#welcome to my blog where i *gets hit on the head by an anvil and i fall to hell*#do NOT underestimate lionblaze fans. there are five of them and theyre all fucking stupid #warrior cats #lionblaze #leafpool #squirrelflight #hollyleaf #jayfeather #to the anons in my inbox this is why i havent responded am sorry... will get to u guys when im done w this monster #art #im also having a lot of trouble figuring out the alt text for this. if anyone wants to help itd be greatly appreciated T_T #added ID in alt text! ty curlfeatherstar!!!!! (made a few minor adjustments since that is still in fact leaf in the third image-#squilfs walking towards her!)

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ohposhers · 3 months

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guys im so fucking sorry but FNAF Trolls AU LMAOOOOOO CREEK AFTROLL KILLS BROZONE OR WHATEVER IDK HELP ME

#im so fucking sorry #my buddies and i were watching the fnaf movie and i had a revelation #this is so fucking stupid im so sorry #trolls #trolls band together #brozone #john dory trolls #clay trolls #floyd trolls #bruce trolls #branch trolls #creek trolls #poppy trolls #my art #fnaf trolls au #ngl im probably gonna reuse the idea of creek killing brozone for something else i love this shit

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chaoticas-hell · 7 months

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Matt: I saw you hanging out with Andrew again

Neil: Matt! It's not what it seems!

Neil: Andrew and I are just dating. He's just my boyfriend

Matt: so there are no best-friends feelings involved?

Neil: you are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more

#Andrew in the background: what the fuck?#Im so sorry this is so stupid #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #the kings men #tkm #kevin day #matt boyd

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 11 days

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[Yes this is a reference to that one superman pic]

Transcript:

*sniff sniff* Is-is that a boy I smell?

*sniff sniff* Mmh yes, I smell it! Boy Smell!

I smell a boy!

Ah! what is a boy doing here?!

Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? There's a boy here!

I'm freaking out so much!

Calm down, calm down! Calm down and take a nice deep breath.

*sniff sniff* Mmph it smells so good. I love boy smell so much!

It makes me feel so amazing~

I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boy scent!

IT'S DRIVING ME BOY CRAZY.

Audio source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #im so fucking sorry #i found this clip posted separately to youtube a long time ago and only recently found the source #this stupid clip is one of the reasons i made this account....... i had to let the people know.#this is . perhaps. one of the most canon quotes. to ever be posted.#authors note: i do not actually enjoy boy smell please do not sniff in my inbox. im so scared.#queued post im in another country rn

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horreurscopes · 10 months

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this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him (prints)

#death note #meronia #mello dn #near dn #mihael keehl #nate river #nearmello #i have a disease named 2008 yaoi and it is terminal. sorry #their 15 minutes of screentime and cain&abel slay have captivated me #hits that compelling dynamic that canon gives you just enough to extrapolate about spot #you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up / you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc etc etc im predictable #i've decided to be proactively problematic and interpret their relationship as a brotherhood but also they kiss. hope this helps #anyway flamecon is approaching so im trying to bang out all the illustrations i didnt finish in the past seven months #is it -- yes it's all nearmello. sorry #as usual have this at 3 am the artist's natural unhinged hour #artists on tumblr #illustration #horreurart

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introspectivememories · 2 months

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#fucking idiots the both of them #lewis you lost nico 'britney' rosberg????#and nico you lost lewis hamilton????#you stupid fucking idiots #me whacking them with a roller up newspaper: IT'S. BEEN. A. DECADE. TALK. TO. EACH. OTHER #i mean like at this point it has to be a psychological experiment #how much psychic damage can our fans take before they snap?#why am i sobbing over two forty year olds on the bus?#anthony hamilton and keke rosberg please hold an intervention for your children #im sorry but if i fumbled britney and lewis you would've had to sedate me #like straitjacket and psych ward and everything #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #f1 #brocedes

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miqoting · 5 months

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Furina’s pnuema/ouisa mullet toggle looked familiar….

#furina #genshin impact #fate grand order #fgo #jeanne d'arc #jalter #ive been thinking abt drawing this since i saw furis leaks #im sorry this was rly stupid #‘why did op draw jeanne with a fucking vision’ bc this is clearly a pastiche #this is why i dont draw fate stuff anymore you guys are so mean

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orpheuslament · 1 year

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louis... mon cher... i have made the most wonderful discovery... i believe these young men are called... ma romance chimique... i greatly enjoy l'esthétique of the first albums... so fitting to our vampire romance... there are a few songs in their discography you would really enjoy louis... ici, let me play them for you. they talk about our kind louis... they know of the dark gift... can you stake my heart, saint louis? aren't we, after all, bullets?

#interview with the vampire #my chemical romance #iwtv #this is so fucking stupid im sorry #dante.txt

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heartorbit · 3 months

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just how can i protect your smile?

#you guys like yaoi? can i get you some yaoi #pjsk #prsk #project sekai #proseka #tsukasa tenma #rui kamishiro #ruikasa #AUUUUUGH.#this is what finally makes me actually draw riks. vocaloid autism #putting the link in the caption because NOBODY FUCKIGN TLAKS ABOUT SCISSORHANDS EVER WHERES THE HYPE I NEED HER. SONG OF THE DECADE(2009)#this song makes me incredibly normal. my bad. i saw the miume choreography when i was like 11 and my brain shifted #i wanted their outfits to look like mikus in the mv so bad. Fuck my life for that btw stupid fuckign frill trim. why did she have to slay #tried to think of smth other than butterflies for kasa but i have no brain and tbh i hope his life is miserable so its fine #me posting this only to tmblr and not twt because i fucking hate twt #im drawing more song covers that live in my mind palace so i'll pist them there all together. and maybe here all together. who give a shit.#emnn skeleton orchestra next and it will fix me #Good lord. sorry. Im so caught up posting this for no reason. Get me out of here #im supposed to have a lecture in 3 hours but post covid symptoms say otherwise. im so fucked #i have a cyberpunk dead boy wip with them but idk i dont like posting wips on here its like an archive. n i want to actually finish it #but dear lord rendering it with their stupid outfits. clutches my chest falls to the floor. AUUUUGH #wxs killing me killing me taking damage augh auugh aughg

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plulp · 7 months

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IM NOT A DOCTOR BUT I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP

#my art #dol #harper the doctor #HIIIIIIIIIIII HI EVERYONE 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋#its a little bit off so that makes me kinda upset :( but ill figure something out. it might be the colors :(#or maybe the spacing? i left a lot in the top left :( but its fine #and im going to use every lyric of that song for every harper piece i make so that i dont have to think about making captions okay?#but HERE. a HARPER PIECE YOU CAN REBLOG #i give them the stupid messy sidebun because its cute. to me.#im so sorry about the radio silence but i DID warn you all i get artblock often #but!!!!!! i was also accepted into a zine despite my lack of internet presence :) so ive also been busy with that and other stuff too #accidentally made this while practicing for the piece because i couldnt get the style right :( but hopefully ill get a better hold on it #anyways. harper is not a doctor and i love them so much it makes me sick #harper my EVERYTHING. hes my PRINCESS.#MY ANGEL.#i want you all to remember this isnt just an art blog. its a harper fanblog #ohhh but i do have a few few few announcements to make in my next post okay? so dont ignore it alright? kiss kiss love you #IM GONNA BE FUCKING SICK HES HOLDING THE SYRINGE WRONG. AND I CANT FIX IT NOW BECAUSE ITS BEEN RBED

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ithinkdogshouldvote · 7 months

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Hey now! I’m your step-dad! Please dont be sad! Be! Brave!

Hey now! You’re a strong girl! Fight the whole world! Go! Slay!

You’re enough as you are. I’ll be watching you from the stars.

(Btw! Scary design HEAVILY inspired by this animatic by @topicaltropic that I’ve been watching on loop for like 2 days its soooooo good go check it out!)