#this is canon btw this happened LMAO

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

#mostly completed this a month ago and then procrastinated the final touches until now lmao #its. so low quality. i also switched to a new brush for lineart and now this is kinda 🥴 #i wanted to draw my modern au designs :3 #fun facts: #hua cheng has a glass eye but he still covers it with his bangs #modern HC shops at prada btw #MQ is described as looking more like a civil god than a martial one so he has a goth academia type thing going on #FX wears sports team shirts everywhere sorry #mu qing’s mug has 3 different level markers #“fuck off” “i can hear you i just dont care” and “ok what were you saying?” #i think mu qing would hate that sort of mug but feng xin and xie lian keep giving them to him #apologies to anyone who doesnt know the rules of monopoly this is incomprehensible without previous knowledge #so: do i believe these four would actually voluntarily hang out post canon #yes actually. fxmq and hua cheng mutually tolerate each other for xie lians sake #imo after like a LONG time hc could actually be friendly towards fx (in book 2 fx admits how courageous hong hong’er is) or mq (bitch2bitch #but i dont think thatll happen there is way too much resentment that goes both ways #remember that theyve canonically fought multiple times ‼️ #tgcf #art #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #heaven official’s blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #fengqing #feng xin #mu qing #xianle trio #my art

[francy-sketches]

that thing people do where they write essays and post book quotes to prove how hot their favorite fictional little girl of choice is but it's me pulling out receipts of everytime joffrey and tommen are described with long beautiful curls bc someone said they 'canonically have fuckass bobs' and I'm drawing them wrong

#.txt #funniest vague of all time actually. I love the effort to make it customized. throw my meowmeows in there. unfortunately it is inaccurate ☝ #'but in the canon art-' only the books are canon actually 🤓 #WHAT canon art girl they're all inconsistent. oh no jaime was drawn with straight hair once guess he doesn't have curls anymore #over the costume tweet btw. still #someone convinced that I was bashing artists clapping back by. bashing my art. if I had a nickel for everytime that happened i'd have 2 etc #also said smth about how I can't draw the targs in byzantine fashion bc they reigned for 280 years. what #'ugh stop telling people what to draw 🙄 anyway tudor targs are in the True Canon art so they're the Correct interpretation' #not even fully true btw bc the 'canon art' also has them in medieval/vague fantasy fashion. it's really not consisntent #I never even brought up canon. or what people should draw in their fanart girl that was all YOU lmao #and to be wrong about it on top of that. embarassingggg #vagueing again sorry throw me in posting jail. but like they vagued first let me petty

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

HELLO I AM FORMALLY INTRODUCING ANOTHER ROMANTIC SILLY WITH A WEDDING EDIT AHAKAKAHAKAKAJA MR AND MRS STONE BABYYYYYY LEZGOOOO

their kid is ruby and nobody will change my mind smh smh

og ref below!

i stitched this screenshot - i feel so proud rn HSHSHAHAHAHAH

#this was the most impulsive decision i ever done #it started off as me wanting to listen to oras champion ost and my eyes landed on a hyperlink that has JESSIE AND STEVEN IN A WEDDING #I WAS LIKE WAIT HOLD WHAT'S HAPPENING AND THEN I WATCHED THE EP IMMEDIATELY (as you saw from old post LMAO) #GIRLIE HAD PRIORITIES AND EDITED THIS IMMEDIATELY #anyways yesyes frfr hello i Love Steven Stone i think hes the loveliest man ever #they're not married nor do they have kids in canon but for comfort's sake they totally got married HEHEHEHEH #HAVE I MENTIONED HOW HANDSOME STEVEN IS??? HELLO??? I WANNA MWMAMWMAA HIM SO BAD #editing jessie wasnt a problem... but trying to replicate the overuse of FILTERS messed me over but i tried #BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS SO THIS IS A WIN #there's still another wedding panel... might edit that who knows ehehhehee #ANYWAYS I LOVE THIS SM STEVAIDE SOLOS #THIS IS JAIDE BTW. SEPARATE ENTITY FROM THE ONE WITH RED. CONFUSING I KNOW BUT DW LOL #~ art #selfshipping #selfship #selfship community #OKAY I WILL SLEEP SOON. I MADE TOO MANY TAGS SHSJSKKSLS #jaide (mangaverse).insert #♥️ memoryshipping

[moonlightdancer26]

In another universe:

Snape: *conjures Patronus*

Dumbledore: :o

Dumbledore: James… After all this time?

Snape: Always.

#meanwhile harry in the back: … #this is actually what happened in canon btw #snape changed the memory #he told me himself #after he pretended to die and then ran away when no one was around #albus dumbledore #james potter #does this count as james x snape LMAO #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #jeverus #snames #imma tag it anyway cuz why not #idek how i came up with this #professor severus snape #anti snaters #shitpost #hp shitpost #harry potter #hp

[ryssbelle]

Doctor Who specials without context

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #the fourteenth doctor #donna noble #russell t davies #I’m not angry or ecstatic with how everything happened #BUT #im not upset #I’ve already rationalized it all in my head because to me it made sense! #im up for discussion about it in dms btw if anyone wants to explode about this with me lmao #all I know is what was in the episodes btw #I’m hearing stuff about things said in interviews #but if it’s not on screen I don’t acknowledge it mostly #I don’t take word of god (which is what it means for a writer to speak outside of the media) as canon stuff #like I don’t take it as word of god I guess lmao #it has to be in the episode or it doesn’t count

[laprimera]

Also saying my muse is often canon complimenting and I assume that sort of casual-ness until things establish between our muses and they become their own things or it organically seems to shift to one plot or another / we’ve plotted something specific 🤔 my muses aren’t locked to any specific event and even then I do a plotting call if anyone’s interested in one I may be curating (like the Terapagos event I’m having ).

So like always just jump on an ic post or meme freely assuming nothings happened if ya just want to start interacting with me on a casual basis 👍 I’m not strict, things that have happened are for my character development or for the peeps that were involved, and often with peeps who are timeline or plot locked with something else it’s easy enough to just rummage through inbox or DMs asking if it’s okay to have a casual thread.

#ooc. ･ﾟ ✹ #mobile post #also good points going on in dash! #esp with verses that rub against canons. there’s always a compromise #esp with running a champion muse I have ten muses run @ mine like HEY YOURE A BS CHAMPION FOR LETTING THOSE WHALES KIDNAP THE ORPHANS #and I’m like: ….??? I stepped out for groceries and Geeta would def not allow that but this all happened in ten minutes #don’t assume my muses will allow or do nothing unless I’m participating #not specific to Geeta btw. me and my grocery list of muses over the years it’s happened a handful of times LMAO

[morninkim]

Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - Z-Putties

After recruiting former Count Dregon associates in Rito, Mordant and Scorpina, Zedd has Dr. Finster conduct further research into Putty Patroller creation, utilizing the Dark Specter's crystal shard energy with molten rock to create a new variant of Putty: the Z-Putty.

Much stronger and able to withstand the strongest attacks from a Power Ranger, the Z-Putties prove to be a valuable asset to Zedd's growing forces.

#rotmmpr #mmpr #power rangers #putties #z-putties #my art #truly just wanted to draw a more fucked up putty with spikes and rocks protruding from it #+ borrow elements from canon dark specter for it since rise zedd is also rise dark specter #(if you couldnt tell from me using their names interchangeably lmao) #was gonna include Phantom Morphed Zedd in this post but didn't wanna make the caption too long #+ the z-putties and phantom zedd happen pretty far apart all things considered and itd be a bit awkward to just kinda switch over to that #anyway #OH the whole rotmmpr series is up in the megathread on twitter btw! im just postin the missing bits i havent posted here but have there her

[smittyw]

just so i'm sure- that is a kitty kitty cat iddy biddy kiddy kitty kat catboy(gender nuetral) razamawrinketwinkle yes?

yeas………blinks at u

codependent childhood best friends getting split up and insisting theyre on different sides... my au adora aka dory stays in the horde and girlbosses her way to the top of the food chain while catra becomes a locationpilled scampercel and a pirate to escape the laws of the land. they dont even make out. everyone throws rocks at me but i dodge them all perfectly

#ocs #spop #nicknamer anon #nat & molly btw ^ i just call everyone by the names of the chars i overlayed them onto #who give a shit #its a roleswap its a recast its inherently a huge shift in every canon ship and canon event #hence why i got mad. but i will talk at length abt anything #dont worry btw im a lesbian i care about lesbians so there is still lesbianism happening in lieu of catradora canonicity Lmao #(nobody asked i just feel the need to say so)

[lady-tortilla-chip]

What I want out of new GrePre content is being proven correct about Dorothy and Laurent getting that explanation and then learning OH ok so it’s NOT healthy to forcefully push people into things they aren’t ready or prepared for or necessarily even want. And then he can take that learning experience and use it to properly befriend Makoto without manipulating him (or anyone else) into more schemes. I want it so bad.

#my theory aboyt dorothy btw is that she faked her death for the express purpose of getting away from Laurent #and their whole engagement that he pushed her into accepting #if I’m wrong I’ll be disappointed but only if what ultimately happens is the complete opposite entirely #Laurent learns nothing and they get back together #that would genuinely piss me off lmao #not even because I ship him with Makoto cuz that (likely) won’t happen canonically #but there is literally no reason to have either of them go backwards #pls am begging for that not to happen #great pretender

[thecherrygod]

i havent been into it for too long but im kinda surprised i havent seen a harrykim good ol classic florist and tattoo artist au

like yeah im not so sure how the logic of either of them being in those proffessions would work but im talking mostly aesthetics here

like. harry being a florist just. does something to me. like when kim is like he needs hobbies if you get the gardening gloves he suggest gardening is just very good. maybe its a bit of like instead of becoming a teacher first hes a florist first and stays there. or when he was a teacher they had some of a garden in there and he learned and then maybe got a part time job at a florist to support him on his teacher salary bc those usually arent enough. also i think he still has at least some of his adiction issues but not necesarily to the in game level (maybe amphetamines to be able to keep up with his lifestyle also maybe he grows weed but less relevant until later). and maybe he actually got to marry dora and is actually divorced here. working too much, not making enough money, and when back at home hes still an addict, maybe the relationship lasted more but still it never got good enough to keep.

and kim... theres a few options. either undercover just being on the tattoo shop somehow which is like. not the most sense making but still a possibility. or.. he never became a cop, either, got too disappoined by the system early on, noticed the injustice, but realized that it didnt matter what he did it wouldnt be enough. or he did join the rcm for a bit and then quit bc of that, maybe also eyes died in here too and that was the last straw for him leaving. maybe hes not necesarily the guy doing the tattoos, but more of the designs and piercings (i assume its a million times easier doing piercings than tattoos. i dont mean that it doesnt require a technique too tho but getting a needle through skin for a piercing seems easier than having the pulse to work on a permanent piece in someones skin with specific pressure with consistence, and if he was a cop and quit maybe he has shakier hands.... idk. i dont know how stuff like this works generally ngl. also idk. can you have a tattoo.. parlor? and do designs but not the tattoos themselves? id assume you can but no idea)

ok yeah something like that maybe. and also the shops are either side by side or right across the street. i can imagine harry walking through the tattoo parlor and looking at the designs and looking at a few plant based designs and liking them and just. going in. not exactly for a tattoo or anything but more to like. know how it is and maybe meet the artist and then he sees kim which i imagine with a lot of tattoos and piercings which is sort of whats fueling this at this point bc i wasnt gonna think about it for too long but now im too deep into it and like i imagine this kim as.. kind of distant as he tends to be, will try to hide the fact he was a cop bc at this point hes not proud of that, he just likes making designs while listening to speedfreaks fm, which you can hear from outside the parlor while walking on the streets, but he is cool, and if you talk to him he will talk to you, hes just maybe awkward but also he is kinda weird (which has harry like 👉👈)

and this was just going to be me saying "man i havent seen any of this" and instead i sort of made my take on it and it got longer than i expected. anyways!!!

#my posts #and for organization #disco elysium #harrykim inked flowers au #that. doesnt mean im gonna actually make it. maybe. maybe. but i dont make promises #i make tags for myself. for my own organization and to find things later #inked flowers is bc i worry if i tag it as florist/tattoo artists au the tag is gonna get weird when i search for it #...... but i am attached to it now #............. i. would anyone believe me if i said this is like the second au ive made in my life lmao #i dont do this a lot bc i usually just see what others do i just make canon art and concepts and maybe post canon stuff #..... yeah. also it got too long lmao #also regarding the weed situation yeah i think harry would grow his own and at some point share with kim sfihsiug #like i think kim still has his one cigarette only and not much else. a bit of alcohol every once in a while and just weed #i think i should properly think about harry in here btw #this is all just placeholder for myself if it ever happens? #...... i think i am in a mood to like. write long posts today and also a lot of tags apparently #like... just rambling udsighsudig anyways. yeah. i love them i wanna think about them

[kalmeria]

CALENDULA NAGISA I GOT CALENDULA NAGISAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

#made me change the card in my profile from the maid tsubaki one #which has been there for… months and months now? before she was my blog header here #and i know i replaced that header when the ynk cover mv came out and that was five months ago. so yeah #anyways! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #had to grind for that last ten pull (it took eighty in total) which made me be relatively high on the current event top #considering the wild competition that seems to be happening. the battle live rooms are like always full #anyways time to now go and work some more on getting the other nagisa’s card in the other rhythm game. that unbloomed might be one of my #favorites. great story moment too cant wait to read it voiced #(was just gonna go skip through the whole thing for dia and then realized that oh shit this is voiced i gotta reread it then #but this is not about any of that! this is about calendula nagisa! my first groovyfes card btw! #also abt me tricking non gurumikuers into believing that there is a canon they them character in this game lmao #kori plays d4dj

[somelazyassartist]

Chrisantium meeting his baby sisters,,, he's only about 100 or so here so he's got plenty of time to adjust to not being an only child anymore lol

#oh btw!! there is a reason why Ancelin‚ Fred‚ and Evvy are distinctly Sea Elf‚ Eladrin‚ and Drow respectively! #and not‚ like‚ half-one-Elf/half-another-Elf #Entropy‚ Chaos‚ and Discord are all amab (for lack of better explanation) so they got help from surrogates to have kids! #hence why Evelyn and Winnifred are still fraternal twins despite being different subraces and stuff #so like i promise there's an actual reason for it and not just throwing out biology for unrealistic character design lmao #not that there's anything really wrong with just having fun but in this case there's canon reasons for it lol #but!! different situation from Avefaelor's kids being twins with incredibly different features #while Fred and Evvy were two different egg donor + one distinct parent‚ carried by the same surrogate at the same time #Snowdrop and Bluebell were actually from something called heteropaternal superfecundation! #while both Snow and Blue are biologically Avvy's‚ they're technically half-siblings #because one is the kid of a Tiefling partner and one’s the kid of an Avariel Elf partner within the time most fraternal twins happen #(Avvy is not in contact with either of the other parents and doesn't really have any interest in reaching out to them) #so that's why there's twins with different traits i promise i have thought this out a LOT not just abandoning anatomy for no reason lmao #i think very hard about the serious logistics of this silly fantasy story #WAIT I JUST REALIZED FUCK #for some reason it fucking autofilled to Ancelin and not Chrisantium because i had been writing about Ancelin elsewhere #please ignore the mistake in the first tag i didn't realize it autofilled the wrong name i meant chrisantium #three eyed cats in my living room #entropy #entropy Nightbreeze #chaos #chaos Nightbreeze #discord #discord Nightbreeze #Evelyn #Evelyn Nightbreeze #winnifred #winnifred Nightbreeze #chrisantium #chrisantium Nightbreeze

[diabeticgirl4]

"You know I'm in love with you, right?" Oh jeez it's just as (if not more) weird and awkward as it was in canon

#maddie liveblogs tlovm #vax's face when keyleth goes all 'WAIT WHAT NOW??' on him lmao. yeah that's the regret setting in lmao. #but like. ok. gonna get long and ranty in the tags here. #I mean vax has always been subtle (but not overly so!) w his flirting at the start #all I rly remember offhand is him picking flowers specifically for keyleth and being like... huh..... #note!! I am aro and autistic and generally oblivious to anything romantic in nature!! #so yeah if I were keyleth in canon and vax told me that I'd still be thrown off and surprised but. at least there were hints of it. #in the show?? none of that lol #he's been hanging around her closely and being protective/admiring/etc of her I guess? #but that can be vague and interpreted so many ways #so (in the show) for him to be all 'you know that right? ;)' like????? uhh????? not rly no???? #devil's advocate his vague affection and flirting and ust could've been happening offscreen. which is dumb btw. #also I forgot about the ust. yes ok there's been a Lot of ust onscreen- #-but I hate w a passion ust in general? how momentary awkward silence between 2 ppl automatically means pining??? frick that #the only reason I'm not more upset about them is bc vax has a heart of gold and Respects keyleth and her boundaries w all his being #vaxleth is a weird ship that kinda goes against so many other ships bc it kinda naturally develops like irl couples?? #idk how to explain bc like. it's slowburn but feels natural in the way most slowburns don't #it's a ship that focuses on the individuals' development and character not the romance itself??? if that makes sense???? #I'm going off the rails as per usual but. yeah. I have a lot of weird thoughts about that.

[dreamsicle262]

i forgot that i had wrote this fic awhile back but im still kinda proud of it, so here it is: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44661301

#dream's textposts🖋️ #dream discusses bsd 🖋️ #canon universe btw #not an au this time lmao #a coffee shop date does happen tho

[leave-your-body]

sometimes i'll be watching lore and i'll think "damnn that ctubbo characterisation hits hard" and its like. yeah. this is ctubbo. literally what did you expect. i forget that ctubbo is actually good at ctubbo-ing

#this appies to almost Every character btw not just ctubbo #especially with the long breaks between lore a lot of dsmp content has been fanmade LMAO #so when something actually happens in canon its almost jarring #like WOAH he ISNT just a Guy from our collective imaginations?? he exists in the dsmp fr??? #dsmp #dream smp

[anundyingfidelity]

AFFECTION — Soldier Boy

Summary: During a mission, Soldier Boy receives a hug from you unexpectedly. He likes it.

Pairing: Soldier Boy/Ben x female supe!reader.

Word count: 0.9k

Warnings: canon violence and language, reader is kinda hurted, descriptions of blood and stuff, AU where Ben is working with the team on missions (which is what should've happened on the show btw), Soldier Boy being Soldier Boy lmao, Ben and reader are totally opposites and I live for that. Based on this post.

Note: soooo I'm still making some arrangements to my Soldier Boy long fic and instead I have this short drabble in the meantime. Hope you enjoy it hehe.

the boys/jackles tags: @k-slla

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GEN MASTERLIST!

You groanned, feeling the hard wall hit against your back. It was hard to believe but you thought probably you wouldn't go out of this alive. Your body ached and not even your strenght could stop this guy.

Fucking Butcher, why did you have to follow him to suicide again? Just a couple of cunts, he said. But he forgot to mention they had a weird improved dosis of V injected.

You fell to the ground as the man walked towards you. He was extremely tall and well-buff. No sense the Compound V on his system made him better, or at least that's what he thought. He was tossed to the ground by your side, and you crawled to the corner of the small room.

The distance was not enough to let you run away. You stayed there, watching Soldier Boy's big frame over the man. He used his shield, beting him to death and destroying his face and neck during the process. You were so damn sure his loud groans of pain would remain on your mind at least for a couple of days.

"Fucking pussy," the old man said, wipping some blood off his face. He got on his feet ungracefully and grabbed his shield back. He turned to look at you, still sitting on the floor. "You okay?"

You nodded. "Yeah."

He held you a bloody hand, which you took to stand up. There was an akward silence as you and Ben left the small room, you followed him around the dirty basement, filled with lifeless bodies and fluids on the ground, to meet with Butcher and Hughie.

"Guess those were all," Butcher announced.

"I have the remaining dosis," you took the tube from the pocket of your pants and showed them with a smile on your face. "Was the last one."

"Excellent," Butcher grabbed it and tossed it to Hughie, who saved the tube on a bag.

"We made it out, huh," you mumbled.

"Well, we're still down here, so," Hughie shrugged and three pairs of eyes narrowed at him. "What?"

"Just think positively, for once," you pleaded with a fake sharp tone. "Isn't that hard, y'know."

Ben rolled his eyes.

"We're on a fucking shithole, the kid's right. Let's go now before any of you fuck this up," he ordered and passed by between Butcher and Hughie, hitting his shoulder intentionally in the process.

You quickly followed behind his long soldier strides. "Wait!"

Soldier Boy scoffed and closed his eyes slowly only to open them again. You stood on his way with a big smile and wide eyes. Bruises and blood adorned your face and neck, your clothes were also splattered with dry blood and dirt after killing those clandestine stupid supes on an undercover mission at night, and still you acted like nothing had happened. He stood in place, with Hughie and Butcher standing behind expecting what the fuck you'd be doing this time. Sometimes he thought you were so fucking annoying.

"The fuck you want?"

You opened your lips to say something but nothing came out. Once you closed them, you beamed again and closed the distance between him and you. You wrapped your arms around his strong waist and rested your grubby check against his chest. He tensed visibly under your hug and after a moment you pulled away, your hands behind your back with a shy smile. Hughie and Butcher were clearly holding back a good laugh. They knew better not to mock Soldier Boy, not yet though.

Ben blinked a couple of times, trying to process what happened.

"What the fuck was that?"

You giggled. "Affection."

He wrinkled his nose. "Disgusting."

You gasped and faked sadness on your voice. "Why? I was just saying 'thank you for saving my ass'."

"It's fucking nothing," he rolled his eyes and started to walk again to guide the team outside, with the other two men with playful smirks on their faces following behind.

"Ben!" you quickly caught his pace to stand by his side. "Thank you, okay? Probably you don't like physical contact but I do. And this is how I show others that I care about them and that I'm thankful. I also give hugs because I like them and–"

"Shh!" Ben raised his hand, suddenly stopping his tracks by the end of the stairs that'd lead you outside. He turned and looked at you with that grumpy face of his. "I said you're welcome, sweetheart. Now we need to go, you can talk to me about your hugs shit later."

He pointed to Hughie and Butcher. "Now, you, cocksuckers, go up."

Butcher grinned, going first. "Sure, cap."

"You shut up," Soldier Boy warned, Hughie gulped and nodded, and made his way up on the stairs.

You stood there, with a smile on your lips. Always that fucking, idiotic, stupid smile, even after hard missions like the one you just had. It was like if you were the only one who didn't seem scared of him or anything else. Sure, you were a supe and a smart asset on the team. But still, a very peculiar lady through his eyes.

He sighed and rolled his eyes. Once Butcher and Hughie were out of sight he finally talked.

"Do it again."

"Excuse me?"

"The stupid hug, do it again."

You raised your eyebrows, eyes bright as you realized his request. "Really?!"

"God, woman. Do I need to fucking repeat my—?"

His words were cut by your strong hug. You crashed against his frame so hard he lost balance for a bit. He was certainly surprised by how warm your hug it actually felt. You angled your eyes to see his face.

"Thanks!"

You let him go and got up the stairs. He barely curved his lips at how happy you climbed them. Yeah, well he actually liked your stupid hugs.

soldier boy / reader

#soldier boy x reader #soldier boy x you #soldier boy x female reader #soldier boy fanfiction #soldier boy imagines #soldier boy x y/n #the boys amazon #the boys tv #the boys series #the boys fanfiction #jensen ackles fanfiction #soldier boy fluff