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#this is about my own tiddies btw
petrovna-zamo · 2 years
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When Katya said she wished she was bisexual… babe don’t we all
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ctitan98official · 2 months
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@gimmiethatfanfiction : Hi! Love your writing btw but could I plzzz request a body swap where Y/N and Alcina swap body's for a day thx
Oh man XD The ideas that ran through my brain lol. Let’s get into it!
Y/N: *Lying on Alcina’s lap as she strokes a hand through their hair* Alci, what’s it like being so tall? Do you like it?
Alcina: *Smiles down at Y/N* It has its perks… Like being able to reach my candy stash that no one has ever found. However, I do sometimes miss being your size. *Leans down and kisses Y/N’s head*
Y/N: Candy stash?! Where is- Wait!
Y/N: *Thinking* O.o I HAVE AN IDEA! *Grabs Alcina by the hand and tugs her to her feet*
Alcina: *Surprised* D-draga! Where are we going?!
Y/N: To Mother Miranda’s lab!
At Mother Miranda’s lab
Mother Miranda: So… You want me to make Alcina your size? Do you understand how much work that would take?
Y/N: Come on, Mother Miranda! Alci deserves this!
Mother Miranda: Hmm, well… *Looks at Alcina* She is a good cinnamon roll. I’ll try. *Pats Alcina’s arm*
Alcina: *Blushes at Miranda’s praise* Thank you, Mother Miranda.
Y/N: Yeah, science time!
A few hours later
Alcina: *Dozing off with her head on a table in Mother Miranda’s lab*
Y/N: *Curled around Alcina’s face as a makeshift sleep mask*
Miranda: *Barges in* I’ve done it!
Alcina and Y/N: *Startled*
Y/N: *Falls off the table*
Miranda: All the two of you need to do is step into these chambers I’ve made. *Gestures to a machine she has created*
Y/N: *On the ground* Wait, why do I need to go in? You’re just making her smaller right?
Miranda: I need a reference for the machine to scan so that she will be reduced to the correct size. You don’t want her to come out looking like Super Mario, do you?
Y/N: *Grins* Actually-
Alcina: NO! We don’t want that. Isn’t that right, Draga? *Gives them the evil eye*
Y/N: *Grumbles* Fine…
Alcina and Y/N: *Both step into the machine*
Miranda: *Starts it up*
A few minutes later
Alcina and Y/N: *Both step out*
Y/N: *Rubs their face* Damn. I feel weird. Did it work, Alci?
Alcina: *Blinking her eyes* I do feel smaller… *Looks down and notices she’s somehow in the clothes Y/N was just wearing* Wait… *Runs to look in a mirror, shrieks* AHH! I’m you, Y/N!
Y/N: What?? *Looks over at Alcina* Hey! You look like me! Bahaha!
Alcina: *Growls* Look at yourself, Y/N…
Y/N: *Walks over and smacks their head on a hanging light* Yeoww! *Grabs their head*
Alcina: *Snorts* Not so easy being that tall is it, draga?
Y/N: *Looks in the mirror* Holy crap, I’m hot! *Immediately grabs their boobs* Ginormous fun bags! Just for me! How do you get any work done?! I could do this all day! *Squishes the tiddies*
Alcina: *Groans* I don’t know if I should feel flattered or violated…
Y/N: *Sees Miranda cowering in fear at what she’s done* Come here, Mother Miranda! Give us a kiss! *Picks up Miranda and snuggles her into them*
Miranda: *Actually about to suffocate in those big boobles that Y/N doesn’t have the right to wield* Put me down, you dolt!
Y/N: *Whines* Alright… *Lets Miranda go and she falls onto the ground*
Miranda: Ouch! *Dusts herself off, stands up* The good news is that this will be temporary. The effects will only last a day or so… I just don’t know where I went wrong. *Thinking*
Alcina: *Timidly walks over to Y/N, tugs on their dress, makes grabby hands* Could you, umm… Maybe pick me up and carry me, draga?
Y/N: *Excited as hell* :D YEAH! Up you go! *Picks Alcina up and nuzzles their face into hers*
Alcina: *Suddenly feels very emotional because it’s been a long time since she’s been held like this, cries*
Y/N: Don’t cry, babe! It’s not permanent! *Pets Alcina’s head a bit too hard because they don’t know their own strength*
Alcina: Ow! Not too hard, Draga! *Crosses her arms, pouting*
Y/N: Wanna ride on my shoulders?! *Looks hopeful*
Alcina: *Trying not to look excited* … Fine. *Looks away to hide her blush*
Back at the castle
Y/N: Girls! Your mother and I are home!
The Dimi sisters: *Swarm in*
Bela: *The mama’s girl, hugs Y/N’s leg* Welcome home, Mother!
Y/N: *Laughs* Actually, Bela, it’s me! Y/N! Here’s your mom. *Gently puts Alcina on the ground*
Alcina: *Waves shyly as Y/N*
The Dimi sisters: 👁👄👁
The Dimi sisters: *Swarm around Alcina and snuggle her tinier form*
Bela: I’ve never been able to hug you so easily! *Crushes Alcina in a bear hug*
Alcina: *Eyeballs almost pop out of her sockets from the pressure*
Cass: You switched bodies?! How?!
Y/N: Mother Miranda made this-
Cass: Understood.
Dani: This is like a movie! Wait, Y/N! Swing me around with your new height!
Y/N: *Eyes widen* YES! Girls, grab on! Alci Airlines is ready to fly! *Holds out their hand for the girls to grab*
The Dimi sisters: *Immediately grab on*
Alcina: Wait! Wait, no don’t!
Y/N: *Spinning around as fast as they can, smashing stuff with their huge arms, gets dizzy, falls on top of a couch and it shatters*
The girls: *Fall over like bowling pins*
Alcina: *Rubbing her eyes* Y/N is literally a threat to all of humanity while they inhabit my body…
Y/N: *Pops up, suddenly remembers something* The candy stash! Earlier you said you had a secret candy stash. Tell me where it is, Alci!
Alcina: *Smirks* Like I would ever tell you, Y/N.
Y/N: …
Alcina: …
At a huge staircase
Y/N: *Dangling Alcina off the side of the railing* Tell me where your candy is, woman!
Alcina: *Thrashing violently* Never!
Cass: *Shaking her head, looking at them both* All it took was a little candy to turn them against each other. *Takes a bite of a snickers from the stash that she discovered years ago without Alcina’s knowledge*
Note: This one turned out a little crazy, not gonna lie…
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torizcafe · 1 year
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order #1 — "Hi!! Uhm Can I request Scaramouche and Pantalone Aftercare Hcs? I know your still new to all this but I saw your old account and I love your works!"
characters — Pantalone x Reader, Scaramouche x Reader
genre — Fluff, Semi-Nsfw
warnings — Semi-Suggestive, Sexual themes
notes — EEK! First post! Feeling kind of silly that its Semi-Nsfw but oshh... I cant wait to post more! Btw are we still like saying scaramouche or.. :3
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Scaramouche —
Hmm okok so this is Scaramouche we're talking about right?
Wouldn't be surprised if he left to go get himself cleaned in another room and have someone else clean you..
BUT for the sake of this!!
This can go two ways..
I think he'd be really soft and cuddly... Little spoon scara..
Like he kind of uses sex as a way to let his anger out but like he knows that its also a way of showing love so he's scared to hurt you..
So like hes sure to give the best cuddles after and make sure he didn't actually hurt you..
You'd probably (better be) loving it but your all gross and sticky so your prying him off of you..
"You can take a bath later..."
Its final you like HAVE to stay there..
Like he has let down every single wall ever.
After napping he finally takes you to a bath..
I feel like he doesn't care as much to make it so 'Romantic' or 'Pretty' since hes tired but that doesn't mean the aftercare is any worse!!
You both would get in the bath because you both were sweaty and sticky and stuff..
More during the bath his mean facade comes back (sadly?)
The other way though...
Hes a total pain in the fucking ass and is attached to you but never letting you get anything done.
OVERALL!!! 9.5/10 because im biased! but if im honest 8/10 like SOFT SCARA....
Pantalone —
Okok so all I know, rich, business, man with hot man tiddies.
Hes like hella rich obvi so he has like 10 different people getting a bath ready
General Hc though he probably calls you darling.
Like he wouldn't leave you to do his own thing he takes the bath with you in-between his legs.
OR you take a nap while the bath is getting ready and he gets cleaned up then.
If hes inside the tub or not his hands and lips are all over you.
He probably doesn't even have to check for you being hurt. Infact you are FAR from hurt!
Those bite marks he left?? Whats that lmaoo
Infact for every Harbinger you'd probably have so many bite marks you don't bother covering them yk..
too much work if they're just gonna return the same night.
but litterly you'd be living my dream.
He'd have all the good products and your hair would be so fluffy...
Another general hc I think you guys would play with each others hair when cuddling...
Like he has hair thats long enough to do like something silly that couples do!
Okok overall rating... 9.8/10 0.2 points off because he’d probably have to cut it short because he has to go do some fatui paperwork..
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tag listzz- None yet lmao
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Anyone else out here thinking about how in TOS Jim is all smooth and hairless like some kind of Greek statue aesthetic, but then he switches it up in TMP?
He is a character who enjoys switching up his aesthetic, style and wardrobe. We love to see a diverse queen. Jim can rock a lot of different looks. 
Exhibit A: TOS (Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry believed men of the future would have “little or no body hair”):
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Then in TMP he has arm hair. He also abruptly busts out a v-neck once Spock comes aboard to show off a lil' chest hair . . .
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Legit. He is in a full body long-sleeved jumpsuit up to his Adam's apple when he first boards the Enterprise:
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Spock is on board for a grand total of ten seconds before Jim busts out his gun show and tiddies:
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Oh. This sudden wardrobe swap coincidentally just so happens to happen right before inviting Spock to a private meeting in the Captain's quarters with McCoy.
Jim is the only one who does a wardrobe swap btw, Spock and McCoy are still in the same garb. So it couldn’t even be justified with a “passage of time”, this is just Jim being extra. 
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He goes from feetie pajamas: 
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to Gawddayum-as.
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Like FYI Spock, this is the appetizer. There's been some changes around here since you been gone.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Wanna see?
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Image sources: Brought to you by TrekCore, the amazing @plaidshirtjimkirk​ and my own terrible homemade screencaps.
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not-close-to-straight · 2 months
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So, did you then not hang out with the vague friend?
And yes, people not respecting other people's time is so annoying! LIke, I read the article about Madonna being 2? hours late for her own damn concert and I just hate it with a passion.
I did not.
They finally were like “okay what if This at This Time” but at that point I texted back and said “I’ve been trying to solidify these plans since 730 this morning, you took too long and now my day is busy” and they hit me back with a “aw what changed? I was excited to hang out”
I didn’t text them back.
And btw my day wasn’t busy. I was sitting by the fire drinking fireball and writing smut. But the point is, I’d gotten up and dressed and ran my errands early and finished up my emails/invoices etc so I’d be free anytime after lunch but by the time they finally got back to me, my work day was over and I was in my comfy clothes and involved in my story.
Like if they can’t take ten minutes to figure out plans with me then I’m certainly not gonna strap my tiddies back into a bra and go play nice in public. No way. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DONT EBEN HAVE A FUCKING JOB. THEY WERE HOME ALL DAY AND STILL CHOOSING TO BE RIDICULOUS ABOUT PLANS.
And again. If they didn’t want to hang out w it me? Totally fine! I don’t care! But don’t waste my time pretending??
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dumbdomb · 7 months
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hey btw, i only noticed yesterday I think that hucow is one of the kinks listed in your dni/block list. you're a cherished mutual and I'd hate to lose that, but of course I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in any way, and that comes first. I appreciate you indulging me with that, now I just wanted to make sure it's alright. let me know if at any point you want me to unfollow or anything?
first of all, you're good. we are beloved mutuals and you respect me as a person.
i added that because people were messaging me and treating me like a hucow, talking about lactation, and speaking down to me like a subby pet just bc i was posting free tiddies here.
i genuinely have no interest in hucow. i don't think it's hot when other people act or dress like cows, etc. it just doesn't do anything for me. at all. i don't really have anything against it, though. it's simply not my thing and that's ok!! it's fine to like or dislike kinks for yourself!! but when i get lots of activity from other people treating me that way, that's NOT okay... so i created a firm boundary.
i think it sucks that i have to set all these really strict boundaries so people will stop treating me as if i enjoy all of these kinks that i have no interest in, or they're only trying to dominate me...
i have my own kinks that many people don't like and often have in their dnis. i don't go around messaging people with piss and feet kinks in their dni stuff like: "hey bitch piss on my feet" like, that is ignoring their boundaries and i wouldn't have consent to speak to them that way. but for some reason, there are popular kinks around here and people will just assume that i like being treated in ways that i specifically don't, and have often said that i don't consent to participate in. and certain types of people ignore that.
you sent this at a time when i was writing a post to address this issue (again) bc of the increase of icky blogs in my notifications (again)... i don't mind interacting with SOME kinks that i don't have an actual interest in, bc i like my online friends and making people feel good. i've received unexpected replies on my own "hard kink" posts so i always use appropriate tags and never send a message i think crosses any boundaries. (see: me triple checking someone's pinned to make sure i used correct pronouns, body language, avoided any squicks and hard nos, added something they really like, and said something nice just to be sure it didn't sound too mean.)
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i sometimes think cows are adorable. 🐮
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hakubunii · 7 months
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⭐️I found this in my notes and decided to post⭐️
Haku Men And Modern Rooms:
Heisuke- I wanted to let Heisuke be nasty for a change but idk if the other two of the trio would let him live down having anime tiddies all over his room like that lmao. I think he’d probably be into anime and maybe even have some hentai stashed somewhere in his room in modern times, however, I just don’t know for sure if it’s be his whole entire room. His room is somewhat messy and he never makes his bed. He might take a little bit more care to do so if, let’s say, a girl was to come over but I doubt that’s often. Once he starts dating them, the thought to clean kind of dissolves. He might have some secret porn somewhere. My reasoning I guess is bc he’s a young guy and miiight have some pesky teenage hormones left in him. On a side note, I think he’s enjoy Shonen manga a lot and as much as I do not like Dragon Ball, I think he’s enjoy it a lot. That and One Piece.
Chizuru- This feels like a cop out bit I think Chizuru would have a Sanrio bathroom. She has to be surrounded by men a lot and I think she’d appreciate something cute and light hearted for a change (not that Heisuke isn’t RIGHT THERE). I also think the men feel similarly about this so they bring her back cute things all the time to kind of “girl up” her space and because it’s from her loved ones, she’d proudly display them everywhere and finds great comfort in them.
Hijikata- Alternatively, and this may be because I have a lil secret crush on him right now, I think Hijikata might have like one Sanrio thing or two that Chizuru had gifted him but I don’t think he’d DARE decorate his whole room. I also think he’s like a dad that hates the new family cat yet he spoils the hell out of it when he thinks no one sees. So he just has a lil gacha figure of Chococat sitting on his desk bc Chizuru saw it and gave it to him like “for u <3”.
Shinpachi- I think Shinpachi has like one figurine he won and it’s like Tengen from Demon Slayer because he kins him or something idk and it took a lot of time and money to win so he displays it in a bunch of places like some kind of shrine bc he’s proud he won it from a crane games. Btw it’s either Lord Tengen or like VEGETA or something. If he knew about his own figures (I don’t think he has a big fancy one yet ), he’d DEF just display the figure of himself.
I might have inadvertently Otaku-fied these grown samurai by accident shhh
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mechanicalinertia · 1 year
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STMPD Recommends Bubblegum Crisis Fanfiction: Innpchan's Remembrance Day
Remember AD Police Files? The Bubblegum Crisis spinoff series everyone seems to have kind of collectively forgotten about, and for good reason? The series I once called "High Impact Sexual Violence The Animation" and meant it?
Well, it's been on my mind lately, for various reasons. I'll detail them below the fold, but suffice to say that ADP's weirdness and lack of spark parallels its fanfiction - of the half-dozen that can be found on that old Usenet archive, all but one are mediocre in a way that made me put them down before finishing them, save a different one that I read and didn't really enjoy.
All But One.
Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers, the beautiful mind behind Dance of Armor, before he embarked on writing the never-published sequel Arms of the Maiden, wrote this short little squib of a fic, detailing another deployment gone bad and bloody for Tactical Officer Jeena Malso, the somewhat-present heroine of AD Police Files. The prose is delicious, the action is nasty, the tone is full of bleak pale life.
It's midnight in Megatokyo. The streets teem with life that does not live. The AD Police keep order. Or so they tell themselves.
Okay. So. Why ADPF?
Well, I've been thinking a lot about the prospect of a Bubblegum Crisis B-Team. I had this idea back when I started that Anatomy of a Lovedoll that telling stories about the different side characters / guest stars of the various 2032 episodes might be a cool way to explore uncovered sides of Crisis, and flesh out my own understanding of my 206X verse. Sylvie's one, Reika was to be another (and might still be, some many years down the line, I don't really know, it depends on whether or not Witch of Tranquility takes off, or if I decide to go back to Divine Patronage, or or or), and I have two separate ideas for potential stories I could tell centering around Lisa Vanette and Kate Madigan respectively. And then... then there's Jeena Malso. Or, well, Gina Marceau makes more sense as a name to me.
(I also was thinking about Caroline Evers, the Ripper from ADPF, but honestly there's not a whole lot you can do with her.)
She's not really much of a character in ADPF beyond 'borderline psychotic Big Tiddy Tomboy'. Her story is not the one told past the Phantom Woman episode, she's tangential at best. And yet she's by far the most memorable part of the series simply by being big and loud and having a cybernetic arm and saying weird things about women that only a really horny dude (see: Tony Takezaki) would write. (The Boomer went insane because it was a woman, and emotions run high in a woman during sex? Damn, bro, that's some Women Be Shopping right there.)
Then there's the question of Where Is She Now. Obviously since she was conceived of in the middle of BGC's run, she couldn't exactly be a presence in Crisis up until 1990 when ADPF was released. Moreover, since the distributors of ADPF and Crisis were different megacorps - Bandai and Toshiba EMI, respectively - that sort of crossover was restricted solely to Leon being in both series. (Crash, then, was published by Polydor, btw.) Now, granted, there was a manga that was supposed to resolve ADPF as well as hint at the origin of Largo called Dead End City, but the only way I read it, years ago, is through a VK photoalbum that is rather hard to use now because they keep pestering you to make an account. Anyway, in that case, if I recall correctly, Gina had her cybernetic arm attacked by Largo's predecessor entity, had to rip it off, and the day was saved to a degree.
Now, Black Knights Steel Hearts had Gina show up as a merc working for the Super Cool OC, but most of what I remember from that part was her trying to pair off Priss and Leon in the clunkiest way possible. And I don't seem to remember any other fics that are Crisis-centric where she shows up, although the RPG proposed roughly the same path for her, ie going into private investigation or security consulting, only with one arm. I'm not so sure about that. Gina never struck me as the most mentally stable of characters. I can see her becoming a Cyberpunk 2020-style cyberpsycho, you know? Yeah.
Anyway. Where was I? Oh. Right. Remembrance Day. It's really fuckin' good. I'm going to hold off on quoting it verbatim because you just have to read it yourself.
The story itself is incredibly short and simple. Gina and company are assigned to take on a group of rampant construction Boomers who attacked a nightclub and now have fled into an abandoned, semi-flooded shopping arcade. Gina wants to bring in heavy ordnance. Her superior goes against it, but her troopers bring the big stuff (a PIAT? Whuh?) in anyway.
But all the same, they're ambushed. Slaughtered. One trooper, referenced at the beginning of the story, loses her spine but still has enough of herself intact to scream and cry out for revenge and it's just the most poignant scene you ever could see. The op goes bad, the Boomers kill most of the squad, Gina retreats and is marked for 'mutiny' - and, in the locker rooms, freaks out hardcore at poor old Nene Romanova when the news that Gina is likely going to lose her badge is told to her. It's... sad. Again, it's pretty much the only fic that makes me feel for Gina as a miserable person watching everyone die around her. That's why I say unto you: Read this fic.
...You know what, I should make a throwaway google account so I can make a throwaway VK account so I can view Dead End City without a big blue MAKE AN ACCOUNT bar blocking my viewing experience. There's an idea.
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Update 2/12: Investigation by some Discord buddies of mine reveals something I'd forgotten: The PIAT is a real thing, a spring-launched recoilless rifle that was the British answer to the bazooka during World War Two, standing for Projection, Infantry, Anti-Tank:
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Now, you might think 'what in the heckledy feckledy is the ADP doing using an almost century-old weapon?' and we came up with the answer to that, too: it doesn't have to be a good anti-tank weapon, because Boomers (usually) less armor than a tank. But the ability to get a big explosive shell in the face of a combat model without backblast would be a deal-sealer, don't you think? You get a big boom, probably bigger than a 40mm grenade launcher (a 55C can tank something like that, if I had to guess), but it's directed enough that collateral isn't a big concern.
Also, there is a gif of an ADP officer using one in Blow Up you can find a little ways down on my feed. I misattributed it to a Carl Gustaf a year or two ago, but the way the trooper is holding it makes it clear. It's something without blast vents, so it's a PIAT, though it's such a blink-and-you'll miss it moment I'm amazed Innpchan found it and did something with it. No, really. It's incredible.
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Me: just get C2 YaoYao to make your life easier there's no way you'll get a gold right after QiQi
Big titty goth bf Alhaitham: we do a bit of trolling
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(this is on a different account if you're wondering)
My SO: this is what you get for saying you don't find him hot and liking SK more lmao
Me: stfu your just happy cause your an Alhaitham simp
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Hey look Deshret and gof (should I just use her name? It might be a massive spoiler) are together again and his priest is here with his own boyfriend too
Btw if you want my two cents about Alhaitham and Nilou together I'd say you need a proper team and rotation to bypass their skills fighting for field time and bursts being independent nukes but otherwise go for it since it sounds fun
Good luck getting hu tao in the future too
I'm not sure if I should congratulate you but fuck it, congratulations on getting the big tiddy goth bf!! Suffer with me with my c0 yaoyao
Also omfg you have all of them you madlad (use gof, easier for context) I wonder if that team actually works, like a weird hyperbloom/aggravate team hahaha
I have Nilou built for bountiful core so that's what I'm curious about and I did try it out in coop and his story quest, but as it stands, I didn't get him because of his long ass cooldown huhu that's my biggest gripe when it comes to characters *looks at benched Childe* he's still a nice character tho but I didn't mind skipping him for my blessed c1 hu tao pull woohoo
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nibwhipdragon · 1 year
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Joseph.
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Ok I felt bad leaving one of my mutual out so I'm doing this one for Breadcrust Crusaders Joseph. God there is so much wrong with him
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As you can tell, I'm uh...less violent with him than canon Joseph. Just like Icarus I flew to close to the sun with him, gave him so much angst even I can't handle it
A great trade. Gave him canonically massive tiddies and sacrificed his mental health for it
You know what's under the cut. I am going to go insane. Spoilers for Breadcrust Crusaders/The McDonald's Crisis of 1999. Spoilers for the main antagonist of the series too btw, and for stuff that happens to Kakyoin. Adding that last part specifically for you wifey <3
Literally what the fuck. Breadcrust Crusaders started out as just a story about Joseph really wanting the McRib. And at the end of The McDonald's Crisis of 1999 it ended up being about how trauma fundamentally changes you as a person but despite being so heavily scarred from it you can move on, you can heal, you can get better, it ended up being about how love (familial and platonic mostly) is a powerful force, that it can make or break you, that it gives you a reason to keep going, that it'll eat you up from the inside out until it kills you (not in the romanticised way though). It's about how I hate McDonald's and capitalism so fucking much
And Joseph is the main character of the fic, it's his story told through Jotaro/ Josuke's eyes, so of course he'd get fundamentally changed as a character as the overall gist of the story changed. And boy. He is so fucked up.
Like I am about to go English literature class level of analysis here on my own fanfic like damn I'm normal
Like for example. The Hermit Purple change from what it canonically is to the "bloomed form" in The McDonald's Crisis of 1999. At first I just made it red because Dio's Hermit Purple was more red, so it's like a little headcanon of mine that hamon users have Hermit Purple and it can "develop" the more the hamon user practices hamon, and it'll change to red and grow flowers. And ofc that's literally just bloomed form Hermit Purple in the fic. The flowers were hard to choose a colour for and I eventually landed on yellow as I didn't want the flowers to clash with the vine colour and. Just. Everything else fell into place after that
Like holy shit red and yellow? Like the fucking McDonald's colours? Like the colours of the company that created an abomination of nature using black magic that Joseph accidentally revived from loving McDonald's that much? The abomination of nature that quite literally was nestled away in his soul, dormant?
Holy shit red and yellow? Like the coral snake? The snake that's the part of the "Red on yellow, kill a fellow" snake rhyme used to identify venomous snakes from similar looking non venomous snakes? Holy shit Hermit Purple is also referred to as serpentine as well? Holy shit this is about the character that (arguably) caused all the fucking character deaths in the entire duology?
Holy shit red? And Hermit Purple is sort of like a rope? Or a string? Red string of fate? The thing that ties fated lovers together? Love? The thing Joseph had too much of, for McDonald's, for Jotaro, for everyone else, to the point he was straight up slowly killing himself for everyone else's sakes? Hermit Purple? The stand that actively harmed Joseph the more he used it as the plot progressed? Like the actual red strings of fate were harming him?
Strings? Like the things on puppets? Damn bro, that's so funky, it mirrors how Joseph tries his hardest to break free of the narrative's cage but in reality plays into the narrative even more, as if no matter how much he tries to alter the narrative he'll always be a puppet, a toy to tell a story with. Damn it mirrors how he's a puppet, a slave to his own feelings with how he tends to jump the gun based on feelings before thinking about it first
Just. How the fuck did I manage to make a stand design so similar to the canon design that tells you so much about a character the hell
I know I wrote all that fucked up stuff he goes through but I genuinely want him to have a better time. Like jeez bro you live like this? He has Jotaro literally die in his arms. He ends up getting Kakyoin murdered. The whole cult thing. The whole getting lost in the middle of nowhere for about 3 days. The whole getting his head shot clean off. Yes yes I know I wrote all of that but that's not the point I did that because the narrative needed me to, genuinely this was so much angst even for ME. And I LOVE angst! That says a lot! He does get a better life and a better time eventually but like holy shit dude please go get therapy
Actually no with the therapy bit there that just makes him even more fucked because he DOESN'T go therapy for all he went through! He doesn't even consider it! His reaction to trauma is so different from Jotaro's/ typical PTSD symptoms that everyone literally doesn't see anything wrong with him and so he just goes about his day not getting treated for something he really should be getting treated for! Babygirl! The trauma doesn't "bounce off your brain"! You've developed complete apathy to things that would be traumatic as a way to cope! That's not healthy! Learning that Kakyoin, a close friend of yours, was murdered shouldn't have been something you brushed off so quickly! Learning that you were slowly being destroyed from the inside out by an abomination of nature shouldn't be something you brush off either, let alone laugh about! And now that I'm thinking about this facet of his character more I'm just realising he actually gets progressively worse as time goes on. Caesar's death absolutely breaks him, Avdol and Iggy's death upset him but he didn't outwardly grieve, he broke down when it came to Jotaro but that was his grandson dying in his arms even though he was helping as much as he could so like. That one can slide. Then he's just completely uncaring in The McDonald's Crisis of 1999, so uncaring even, that one of my friends found it straight up disturbing! God why aren't you going to therapyyyy (<– wrote the character)
Yes, he does start healing from trauma on his own, but he should still go to a professional for something that severe.
Ok I actually want to talk about his fourth wall breaking and how he heals from his trauma hold on buckle up everyone
The way at the end of the fic where he sorta almost just talks directly to the writer/reader about the future...my god. Holy shit. I wrote that chapter. I wrote that chapter and made 3 people (to my knowledge) cry over it. I actually wrote that. He. He is aware he's in a story, aware that there are readers. He's aware that there are readers that have him as their favourite character, possibly to the point where they'd never want to let him go, never let the story rest. Just continue the story past Dio and Seph because he knows that we'd want more of him, possibly to the point where we wouldn't mind if he went through more hell for the sake of more content, more Joseph. Despite all that he trusts us not to continue/ask for the story to continue because we love him. Love is a double-edged sword and he's trusting us with that sword, trusting that we'll use it in not just his favour, but everyone else's too. He trusts us, believes in us (and so far, that trust hasn't been broken) and because of that he believes that the future will be good, that things will get better. And with just believing it will get better that strongly, he's one step in the direction of healing his trauma.
Fruity bar is still at max bc he is bi + genderfluid in the fic. Literally ticked every box involving gender in any shape or form
Ok I think I'm done now. I've dumped enough thoughts here for today. If anything else comes to mind I'll add it as this is scheduled but uh. If you got to the end of this how you doing
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Nooooooo I’m not a liar ToT
Maybe the problem is that I’ve started playing practically at the start of the game, and as there was not that many units, I would usually get a lot of lower class characters (and they were furries)… I’m surprised, tho, that you didn’t talk about Gin and Hachi! lol they were THE furries if you know what I mean xD
Also, I don’t really think that Schwartz is evil? But he is an actual DILF…. Like, he has a daughter LMAOOOOO (Her name is Carleen, but I might be wrong about that because there are a lot of other characters in more interested in)
Btw, Navigator (fandom calls him Navi), the MC, actually has a personality of his own… he is also really cute lol, I wish we could have seen more of him on screen :(
There are so many characters that flirt with Navi, both female AND male xD (no surprise here, he is a cutie!) and I love his interactions with them… for example, Barton is a military dude, but he seem to really care about Navi (in a pretty harsh manner tho), and Hydrad have his shadow doggos, they are so cute… but it wasn’t very cute to find out that he actually kind of maybe possibly definitely stalking Navi when he sleeps??? Like LMAOOOOOOO it’s not romantical/sexual or something like this, but I see u Navi, I also would be very uncomfortable ToT And oh my god, FLEUR, my love….. I love him so much, he is such a great guy! There are a lot of characters that come from events where they play a more significant role, but alas, you can’t replay them… but at least you can give characters gifts which opens some side stories with them (also, there is a small side story that comes with every skin, but those skins are EXPENSIVEEEE lmao)
Sorry I’m just super excited to talk about AlStars, it seems that the fan base is pretty small… but there is a lot to like about this game and it’s characters
I dunno about that one chief! You promised me plenty of sexy old men and furries and I could basically count them on one hand since the majority of characters was cute little girls and pretty boys! However your cursed actions aside you showed me one phenomenally handsome old man so you are forgiven for all of your sins- past, present, and future.
They were the like… hyena and the black and white dog yeah? I mean… they didnt even go tiddies out so whats the point. Im not swayed by furries unless theres really something going on. If they aint stacked get outta here!
MARVELOUS. DILF Schwartz actually the best character in the game confirmed? You love to see it.
Navi huh…. LISTEN. Im not so much into the main character flirting thing. My ideal MC is one that shuts the hell up and is a vehicle for me to have and omnipresent view of characters relationships. Take Aether from Genshin… one of my favorite stories, with my favorite character is his second quest with his dragon boyfriend Azhdaha. I dont remember Aether doing anything significant… he was just watching the possessed body holding Azhdahas soul staring lovingly in Zhonglis beautiful eyes…It was the best story in the game.
The vibe of the game seems similar to Genshin the way you describe it! Although Genshin does give out free skins every once in a blue moon…. so theres that! Its a shame then Im sorry its a small fandom but I mean… small fandoms have their perks! Like not having to deal with the fandom. Thats good stuff, nonny.
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thinking about how my first anime (not my actual first anime cause i watched them as a kid but my first anime in my anime phase) was fairy tail aka one of the most oversexualized animes ever and i was there just for the plot and the world and now i'm ace
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shotorozu · 3 years
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you wear fish nets
characters : ushijima wakatoshi, kageyama tobio, rintaro suna
legend : [Y/N = your name] f!reader, s/o with thick thighs.
fic type : headcanons [spicy asf] timeskip au!
notes : i’m gonna do a haikyuu dump rq so i can finally make my masterlist (WHICH I KNOW IS GONNA BE A PAIN :,)) this is self indulgent btw, and i might close my requests soon so i could finish up all of my requests. still new to writing haikyuu so bear with me
mild stoner! suna but it’s only in 2 bullets
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ushijima wakatoshi
he’s not very vocal about it, but trust me— man is staring respectfully.
seeing your thighs dressed with stockings is one thing, but fishnets!
oh my, you’re gonna make him run laps around the house for SURE.
you usually don’t wear fishnets because one— they rip a LOT
and two— with your thighs, they can’t just.. slip off with ease. it’s difficult.
but you figured you’d give your dear old boyfriend a treat since he’s been gone for a while.
man has two things on his mind, volleyball, a little bit of farming, and you.
and you get it! man’s out there busting his ass constantly, him and his seggsy ushi self
anyways! he comes home, and he’s surprised to not see you practically running to him
but rather, he is surprised by the FISH NETS!!
he’s there like 🧍 but inside he’s actually like
😳 that’s sexy.
“welcome home, ‘toshi!” you smile at him, and when you cross your thighs— he has to hold back a groan
the soft skin of your thighs pressing against each hole of the stockings were.. enticing
he walks over to you, and observes your thighs— immediately pulling you on his lap to feel your thighs (despite your protest.)
“waka—”
“they’re nice.” he says, his large hands caressing your thighs— fingers running over each hole in the fish net stockings
“very nice,” he says firmly, patting his hand on your thigh, making you shiver effectively.
in short, this gets him very riled up :) and he likes them a lot more than he expected.
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kageyama tobio
very flustered, yet the most that’ll show on his face is a dusted pink blush on his cheeks and ears
while looking away bashfully because he feels like he shouldn’t stare too hard
but wHAT DO YOU MEAN KAGS? YOU’RE DATING THEM!
he comes home one day late, not only to see you getting a glass of water
but also.. wearing FISH NETS!!
why are you wearing them so late though? were you waiting for him? that’s too kind
but that’s not the main issue here, you’re wearing something so.. enticing! and so sexy.
he’s staring too much, and you gradually notice how you feel a pair of eyes staring at you
“you like them, tobio?” you lift your thigh up to give him a better view, and he visibly gulps.
“y-yes.” his face is SO red please help him, and he’s almost reluctant to even look so directly, now that you are aware of his presence
you’ve blessed him with the sight of the cutie that is Y/N, walking around the place with those fish nets.
kags strikes me as a tiddy man BUT boy does he love fish nets on his s/o’s thighs!
runs his setter fingers over the soft flesh of your thighs, tracing shapes over the exposed skin.
wants to badly bury his face in between your thighs— take it as you will, nsfw or not, but the fishnet texture fascinates him
it would be weird, but you’ve grown to accept kageyama’s weird habit of being observant.
please wear them more, and if you wear his clothes (like his shirts) while you’re at it— he’ll just stop working WNDNSKD
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suna rintarou
the problem with liking suna is that there aren’t much timeskip panels i can use 💀
oh my this is a trip in itself.
imagine this!
he’s taken 2 joints of weed so far, and it has already kicked in for him
puffing out a smoke cloud, he watches you from afar— observing your figure
and then that’s when he notices the fish nets, and oh myy he’s about to bust or smth
you + fish nets? NENDJWSJ
it doesn’t help at all that he’s stoned out, like woah— you look even more appealing to him (not that you weren’t appealing to him before that.)
now he’s behind you, tracing your legs from the bottom to the top, latching his hands on your hips
“mmh, look at you go,” he huffs, pressing his head on your neck “so pretty, very pretty, especially with these” he says while playing the material of the fish nets
he kinda wants to bend you down in those but we won’t dwell on them rn
he doesn’t give you much to speak, before pulling you over— and sitting you on his lap
he loves it, he just loves the fish nets.
especially if you wear fishnets with pink accents, he’ll be over the moon.
watching you move around the room while wearing them is the best,
you can be doing whatever— could be jamming to music, or just cleaning the room
it won’t be long before he pulls you over towards him, a hand on the back of your neck while he kisses you with meaning
if you wear them in public, watch out— because his hands won’t ever leave your thighs :))
so yeah, i’d say this is a A+ experience :)
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likes and reblogs are appreciated, thanks for reading
i do not own haikyuu and it’s characters, haikyuu belongs to haruichi furudate. i only own the writing
do not plagiarize my work :))
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stay-neurotic · 3 years
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every vorta ranked according to ME
all screenshots courtesy of @gelnon​!!
13. Deyos
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i hate him and he needs to die. look @ his evil gremlin face. RIP to my homie ikat’ika you cold hearted bastard.
12. Luaran
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she’s fine. just like. she had two lines and then she was dead :/
11. Eris
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miss i’m-gonna-play-coy-and-sit-in-a-forcefield-for-hours-while-my-soldiers-pretend-like-they’re-in-charge-and-i-get-to-infiltrate-starfleet-tee-hee
also fucking whack that they never mentioned the telekinetic powers ever again (though i have my own HCs about that)
10. Kilana
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okay. i wanted to put kilana higher because of the Tiddy but she’s just. not good at her job. “obvious flattery and duplicitous statement” is pretty standard fare for a vorta but then she follows it up w/ “*does a thing* *it goes badly* i regret that i did that, lets still try to be friends u trust me right?” like sisko’s fucking stupid. any credibility u had to try to negotiate a rescue of the founder went out the window when u sent the jemhadar into the ship miss thing!!!
shit would have gone so much better if she responded to sisko’s directness with directness of her own. but she just couldnt fathom a world where ppl are true to their word so she refused to trust sisko. and immediately proved to him that he couldn’t trust her. ksdjfgbdsk maybe u should have read weyoun’s reports more closely bitch
9. Weyoun 8
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his whole existence. is failure. oh my god. he pushes damar away with every word and then is completely fucking blind to his defection. he turns the cardassians against the dominion once and for all by wiping out lakarian city. a fact which he BROADCASTS TO THE CARDASSIAN FLEET, BTW, ALSO TURNING THEM AGAINST THE DOMINION. and in the midst of all this he sends all the guards out the building where he and miss founder are holed up!!! wtf bro!!!!!!! the other clones used up all your braincells!!!!!
8. Weyoun 7
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a. talks himself into killing a founder in order to save the war effort. EXPLICITLY AFTER BEING TOLD EARLIER ON BY MISS FOUNDER THAT ODO MEANT MORE TO THEM THAN THE ENTIRE ALPHA QUADRANT......HELLO HE JUST DIDN’T WANT TO DIE FOR HIS FUCKUP THAT WOULD HAVE LOST THEM THE WAR!!! (and lets be honest, if it was a weyoun clone that sold all those secrets, the weyoun line would have been ended right then and there)
b. INTERSPECIES MATING RITUALS
7. Yelgrun
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he’s just fun to watch.
6. Borath
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listen man. the borath inside the simulation has a voice like butter. i could literally listen to him talk all day. he gets nice & flirty w/ sisko too. and the one outside the simulation is just bitter & done w/ everyone’s shit and does not bother to hide it even around Miss Founder. man has balls. (and i’m very fond of him b/c of @weyoun-9′s borath in our RP, mostly cause my character abuses the fuck out of him and i feel bad but that’s a story for another day)
5. Gelnon
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pettiest bitch in the galaxy. look @ his shit-eating grin. motherfucker pops into a commlink with two jemhadar, starts a fight and then peaces out. deals shady bizz with the orion syndicate and picks obrien out of the lineup just by looking in his eyes. legendary
4. Weyoun 4
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his first time dealing w/ sisko but he manages to create & oversee a successful co-op mission (w/ the help of sisko & omet’iklan ofc) even if the two crews REALLY did not get along. he’s also given the task of fucking infecting one of his gods with a virus and he does it, bless his heart. i just cannot get over his constant obvious vexation toward having to deal w/ his soldiers he openly hates them at all times and it’s amazing (please go watch his expressions during omet’iklan’s “victory is life” speech)
3. Keevan
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this man fucks.
2. Weyoun 5
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“is it any good?” “i think it would be nice to carry a tune” “DABO!!!!” “it’s all so...entertaining~” “besides, i think it’s exciting :)”
his wanting to understand art & music. his love of games. his bickering w/ dukat. his little shows of delight and excitement when petty shit happened. his actual competency at being a diplomat and bridging the gap between the bajorans and the cardassians during the occupation. he made all the right fucking decisions and if dukat hadn’t overriden him when damar asked if he should send troops after the defiant, sisko might not have made it to the wormhole and the dominion would have won the fucking war
1. Weyoun 6
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if you disagree you’re wrong. thanks for coming to my TED talk
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spaceygoobert · 3 years
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Penny for some thoughts about the clusterfuck that is Solar Opposites s2 (Contains spoilers)
Now that I am no longer drunk out of my mind and watched s2 four more times just to be sure I didn’t miss anything while I was crossfaded. it’s time to talk about it
Ep1 was great. It had more lore for shlorpians with a different perspective and i find it interesting that Korvo didn’t even know there were rich shlorpians. They also lived on floating platforms in the sky, like rich people lived in the clouds and working shlorpians lived on the ground, literally separating the two types of classes
The rich shlorpians said they wanted the pupa so they could get back to being rich, which means they don’t know that they will die, either way, they been jebaited
Did not expect shlorpians to be religious... kinda. but i’m not complaining.
The jokes hit hard and everything was kinda fast. The funniest thing about the season was a wacky plots 
I like how different Terry and Korvo are when dealing with negative emotions 
Terry becomes passive aggressive when dealing with negative emotions. specifically with anger. 
When Korvo basically changes everything about Terry in the Lake House episode, the only thing he doesn’t change is how Terry deals with negative emotions. Imagine not being understood and then becoming a goth because no one understands you, not even your partner, who is essentially the same person as you now. And it’s great.
I love violent goth Terry.
kinda shows how repressed he is to the point of “breaking”
Korvo becomes petty when dealing with negatives emotions too, but instead of anger, it’s sadness or when he’s hurt emotionally
S2ep2 reminds me of s1ep3, they both have something to do with parties and Korvo not being included and because he’s petty af he makes a complicated plan. the plot for the episode was just as mind-fucking as s1.
When Korvo’s sad/hurt, instead of talking about it, he makes a whole ass bill to ban Terry from having to hang out with his human friends because he spends too much time with them and not enough time with him. It isn’t until the shit hits the fan that he finally fesses up, which I find to be perfect. AND it ends with a uwu kiss. 
I find it odd and genius that Terry isn’t how you expect him to be. He looks like he wears his heart on his sleeves, yet he’s the one who shows less emotion than Korvo. Plus he doesn’t know how to express bad emotions and does the whole pretending that everything is fine thing
Could be due to being a laid-back person. By being laid-back, it means not worrying or at least showing it (which btw, if you express emotions, it means you care) 
Maybe someone hurt him enough for him to be passive aggressive OR it could be Shlorp, who the fuck knows
it begs the question, if he represses the bad feelings, what else does he repress?
Korvo LOOKS like he wouldn’t be the type to express emotions, yet he’s the one who is able to show sadness and anger— or a better way to explain, he doesn’t hold back on his emotions. He’s more open of the two adult aliens
AND THEY COME FROM THE SAME PLACE.
When Korvo insults Terry, he gets angry
When Terry insults Korvo, he gets sad and cries.
Korvo and Terry do things to cancel each other out. It’s cute.
Like when Korvo bans dinner parties and Terry still goes to them using sci-fi stuff to do it.
or when korvo goes to live with the other aliens and Terry trashes the house to get rid of his presence. Then mentions that Korvo’s dead
They bond over making fun of humans.
I’d expect this from Korvo, but Terry also makes fun of them too, despite wanting to be liked by them. Dunno, maybe Korvo rubbed off on him.
Korvo and Terry strive to get people to like them.
Korvo with the new aliens
Terry with humans
The way they do it is different. Terry acts like himself with humans, Korvo tries to act like himself but he lies to fit in
The wall, my god, the wall was amazing. The episode that focuses on the wall doesn’t take place inside the wall.
I never thought i’d feel for The Duke, though i expected he and Cherie would have some kind of relationship going on
The music, my god so good
Also the trope with the hero who unknowingly saves the villain.
Forest City, (Wood City?) I don’t remember what they called it
The plot for that was so ridiculous; they lose their car in the forest so they use a device to build a city so they could rent a car to find their car, but they end up getting lost in the city.
The fact that Terry took somewhat studied “pathfinding to prepare for life on dangerous aliens world”
I died when Korvo said he wanted to be a gangster, then he never actually becomes one and keeps getting chased by wolves. In the end, he was just a guy in a business suit
Jesse becomes a bad bitch like I knew she would
I can’t believe all four of the characters lost sight of their goal within a few days probably.
Also yumyulack jr
and the ref to wolf of wall street. Wait, is that why wolves were chasing Korvo because he was attempting to be a gangster? WHAT IS THE RELATION, besides being in a fucking forest?
Prostitute Terry and his tiddies
Korvo and Terry actually like being in each other's company
Red Goobler
My eyes were burned out of my skull, you know what i’m talkin about, the “sleeping through the alarm” scene, which got me second guessing myself that maybe it might be an alarm but it turns out they’re fucking. and there’s a wet condom on the ceiling.
the possibility of Korvo being pregnant? For s3? Impossible but still, it would be funny, then it turns out he’s not pregnant, it’s another red goobler, but he can’t tell if it’s from stress or the fucking
Terry is trying his best
I hope they don’t make terry into an idiot. Like in s1, he was dumb but not an idiot.
also terry admitting he’s too insecure to form his own opinions and Korvo liking the fact that he doesn’t have a firm belief
I am happy for that basic rat chick
Also if Korvo’s a bottom, and assuming Terry is one too, they don’t fuck because they’re both busy being bottoms?
After one night of implied sex, Korvo wanted to marry the red goobler. was the implied sex that good?
The apple pencil pro was just weird
Now that the solar opposites are dead, but not really, what now?
Can we talk about how they all went to fulfill each other’s goals more than their own. It’s sweet.
Lets not talk about Terry wanting to eat out Ms. Frankie, but Korvo does it instead, and he keeps going at it
Korvo likes eating out confirmed?
There was a lot of sexual stuff in this show. I dig it.
Also Terry being the first to die in the last episode, I dunno if I could see him killing his family. I mean I know he would but everyone else had some kind of contraption, except Korvo, who used magic instead, which is funny because he’s the most scientific one there, unless he uses science in it then it would make sense.
Mini Korvos look cute but I know they’re all little shits
i kinda wanna know more about Yumyulack’s past as a bounty hunter, like what did they do as a curriculum, was there even a course on bounty hunting? did Yumyulack only say that to sound cool? who knows! I hope s3 has Korvo and Jesse plots because I see them to be the most alike.
Dunno why, but all the solar’s head exploding was aesthetically pleasing and when they all get rebirthed again with their heads popping out of the tree, reminds me of the tree from pocahontas
This season had a bunch of sci-fi stuff and I love it. I hope there’s more sci-fi stuff in the future.
Also Korvo and Terry are both fucking idiots and I live for it.
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Hi, I've never done this before but I was wondering of you could do a scenario where the boys (separate) meet your parents and/or family for the first time. (I love your blog btw, you make my days more enjoyable
God this ask is so freaking cute. Pardon any spelling errors/grammar mistakes cause I did this on my phone at 5:30 in the morning lmao. Also, I'm going by the ~average~ nuclear family of one mom and one dad (even if my own household isn't like that lmao)
The Lost Boys x Meeting the Parents
David
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Will pretend that he doesn't care if your family likes him or not, but he actually Does™
He's not gonna change his look or anything for your parents. He just doesn't want them to be against him or to be an obstacle in any way that would prevent you from seeing him. Your parents not liking him could be a real pain in the ass, and you remind him of that right before the two of you leave. It's basically a reminder to be on his best behavior
It takes forever to actually convince him to meet them because he's kinda like- who needs parents when you're a vampire ahahaha. Plus the only parent he has to base judgement on is Max so he doesn't have high expectations.
But if your parents do like him,,,,and your dad calls him son? Oh god daddy issues have been activated
Your dad put a hand on his shoulder and complimented his hair what do you mean he can't move in???? (If you tell the others they will make jokes that David wants to fuck your dad I'm sorry)
David is a little bit more wary of your mom, but he's still nicer to her than he would be to Max. Basically, David just tones down being a dick and that's it. He's a pretty charming guy when he wants to be so he'd probably 8/10 get your parents approval. Especially if David keeps up the whole "gentleman" thing since he's from like the late 1800s.
Will most likely end up on a first name basis with your parents by the end of the night
Dwayne
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He thinks meeting the parents is important, not because he wants their approval, but because it's a big step in the relationship. It's just solidifying what you currently have and Dwayne is cool with that
Didn't really take much convincing. You just invited him to dinner one night and he just goes "Cool."
Harder to convince him to wear a shirt though. This will take forever, rip your parents but Dwayne likes having his tiddies out. Best you can do is get him to wear a wife beater that shows just a little bit too much side-boob y'know the ones I'm talking about
Dwayne just had a way,,,with parents. He starts off very polite with a, "Hello Mr and Mrs. _____" and you stand to the side as your parents welcome him in like he's always been there. It's been five minutes and your mom is already insisting on him calling her by her first name. He's not a talker but he does put in a little bit more effort around your folks. Doesn't really matter either way though cause your parents already love him
You pull him aside to ask him if he pulled any mind tricks on them but he's just like, "Nah."
Moms love Dwayne. I'm sorry but they do. He eats a lot and he's not picky so once he's cleared his second plate your mom is just fawning over how he's a "big growing boy" and even if Dwayne hasn't aged a day in like nearly a century he still plays into it. Your dad will ask him questions and the two of them talk about Car Stuff™
Dwayne will 10/10 steal your parents sorry I don't make the rules they're his parents now
Marko
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Has absolutely no will or desire to meet your parents I'm sorry. Will probably avoid the meeting for as long as possible. It's not until you're genuinely starting to get pissed at him that he'll groan for a solid minute before saying, "Fine. Fucking fine."
Marko will Not™ change for the meeting. The crop top stays on. So do the leather chaps. It's not dinner attire but Marko makes a point to not changr
Marko acts this way because he's the most androgynous and he's the least likely to be accepted by 80s standards rip. He's just prepping to be hated, even if you swear that your parents won't be assholes
Marko is welcomed into your home and is,,,,, uncomfortable. He tries to make small talk but it's hard to filter out all the curse words he says on a daily basis. He's the second quietest of the boys, so he just clams up whenever he feels like he's making an ass out of himself. Is mostly just overthinking so rip this vampire
Even if your parents like him, it's hard for him to accept that. He just assumes that they won't because he's grown used to Max for like the past century. Is weirdly??? Liked by one parent??? And not the other??? (Most likely your dad because Masculinity™)
May not be popular with your parents but if you have any pets- ohhoHO
Will lay on the floor with a furry friend or will stare inside the cage of your family pet. Marko may not be good with parents but he just Gets™ animals
Solid 7/10 of whether or not your parents like him cause they just think that he's "interesting", but will 10/10 steal your dogs love and affection
Paul
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Most excited to meet your parents and will meet them the earliest out of all the boys
There's no convincing him to change any aspect of his outfit, even the mesh shirt so- don't even ask because Paul will just find a way to turn it into flirting ("trying to get me out of my clothes, babe?")
Honestly, you're gonna have to warn your parents more than you're gonna have to warn Paul
Paul is the type to immediately call your parents mom and dad. Like, they open the door and he hugs both of them like they're his very own parents. Is just as affectionate with your parents as he is with everyone else i.e. kisses your mom's cheek and gives your dad friendly pats on the back. Let's just say your parents are,,,,Bewildered™ but oddly charmed
Paul is like a walking tornado and let's just say that, while Paul is very friendly, your parents aren't super impressed by how "lax" he is. Basically, Paul screams sex, drugs, and rock and roll and this was the 80s parents worst nightmare
He somehow eats three plates of food and your parents are just in a constant state of confusion. Paul is as polite as he can be and thanks your mom, might even offer to help wash the dishes, and has started to affectionately call your dad "pops" before the night is over
Paul thinks the night went great and really likes your parents but there's a 5/10 chance that they actually like him back. Paul promises to come back soon and somehow you know he isn't kidding
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