#this is about elon musk

[suffer-my-beloved-mutuals]

I want to bite kill attack kill bite bite kill attack bite kill

#this is about elon musk #also the people who ruled to over turn roeVwade #i am attacking them

[etakeh]

#humans #population #Robert Evans #I am not a ZPG person necessarily #but I do like the idea of taking care of the people we have before we worry about adding more #but rich people have other priorities #Elon musk

[mental-breakdown-machine]

i've gotten so used to getting my news for the fucking destiel meme especially in the last week that my first reaction to seeing this

is to say "oh no" out loud to my empty room

#destiel #spn #destiel meme #russia #titanic #oceangate #mark zuckerberg #elon musk #i must say that IS how i found out about that #which is fucking hilarious

[teainthedust]

Rich people (derogatory)

#this is about elon musk

[totallynotacat13]

I feel like muskrat is is one of those guys in middle school to wear strictly neon every day and only ever wear shorts. Even in like -15.

#this is about elon musk #we shall call him muskrat #twitter #elon twitter #elon musk

[pleasedontanalyzeme]

Whenever a rich man in the US starts being in the news again (or continues being in the news) I relisten to the thief king part of archive 81 and go "yeap that tracks"

#This is about elon musk #Archive 81 #It's not not about #jeff bezos #Or #donald trump #though

[nowlander]

Honestly, if aliens came to conquer Earth, billionaired would joik then in not time and try to sell us the idea that this best for humanity

#let's respect natural order of having opressed and opressors #elon musk #this is about elon musk #jeff bezos #feel free to add the billionaires of your choosing

[lost-carcosa]

#elon musk #twitter #tesla #actual physical labour #elongated muskrat #the more i learn about elon musk the more i realise he can go fuck himself

[clottedscream]

*pins you against a wall* you thought you could just come crawling back to us huh?

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#yuri #socialstuck #gijinka #humanstuck #humanstuck websites #rent lowering gunshots #i’m doing my part! blam blam blam blam blam #girl x girl for real…. #forget marceline. let’s talk about the hottest new lesbian ship #dairydraws #humanized websites #elon musk #twittypet #twitblr

[robotic-poet]

Reminder that Elon Musk's trans daughter did not come out publicly and was outed by court leaks. Please stop sharing her information, and she'll share it when she wants.

#I've seen a couple of people talking about it #And I'm pretty sure people aren't aware #Elon Musk

[generallyjl]

this twitter blue shit is absolutely murdering me genuinely what the fuck are you little weirdos talking about

"george washington wants you to pay $8 a month for free speech" is not the serious take you want it to be but it is sooooooo absurdly fucking funny

#like technically they are fully absolutely correct about u.s. founding fathers hiding freedom/rights behind economic barriers #but very much not in the way they want it to be #elon musk #twitter #twitter blue #filter out those tags as desired pls it is truly an unhinged dumpster fire over there with a big ol fasc-y stink in the air #images not described #ill go back to add that this evening #anyways this is why nobody wants this shit no matter how hard musk tries to force it on them now #basically everybody who paid for that little blue checkmark is Like This about it and just in general

[teethburger]

me who doesn’t have a twitter account, keeping up with the whole elon musk thing via screenshots on tumblr:

#fr this is hilarious please keep posting about the stupid rich twitter man #joey says some sh #shitpost #chaoscore #elon musk #twitter

[phoenixcatch7]

Like I know it's self indulgence but it'd be so funny to see a full kardashian style Brucie Wayne, spoilt playboy prince of Gotham, local sunshine idiot on the front page every other week for darwinian levels of idiocy or billionaire levels of donations.

But he gets kidnapped or something and there's illusions or mind magics that make him think he's in the bat suit and then he gets dumped in the middle of a live world broadcast arena to fight some goons.

Like he doesn't think anything of it, batman's been kidnapped and forced into gladitorial arenas for sport many times before, maybe he always carries concealed weapons so he's still got like grapples and batarangs and stuff, but he's just going full doomslayer on these guys. No cowl. No suit. Just an open silk shirt and a pair of slacks. In full view of the world.

Tell you what, what about the whole justice league. Just a group of the motleyest people you've ever met. There's about as many famous people as there are absolute nobodies.

Several billionaires defer to the guy who writes articles on outdated lead in buildings and socio economic corruption. There's a renowned museum curator flying and uppercutting aliens so hard they get tossed across the room. There's a guy who spoke in science conferences about meta containment procedures running up the wall and delivering a roundhouse kick to three enemies at once. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Of all people. Two world famous idiot ceo celebrities. And they're back to back whaling on armoured alien henchmen like a well oiled team. A ten year old podcaster shooting lightning from his fingers and no one in the group bats an eye.

Just.... Insanity.

#To be honest I don't care if there's any fallout #Maybe it happens in a dream world or smth or maybe they reverse time or wipe memories or something #I just want the juxtaposition of batman in Brucie Wayne's skin #No society mask. Jaw jutted eyes sharp he's tossing goons around like it's nothing #The fangirls would go insane. His stockholders are cowering. Everyone who knows anything about him is blue screening #It's like a fever dream but he's so full of adrenaline he's panting condensation on the cold arena like a wolf #And people are having their whole worlds collapse #Superbat celebration kiss after they defeat everyone? Why not if you want #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #justice league #It'd be like idk if Taylor swift turned out to be... Idk there isn't an equivalent #Like if Elon musk turned out to be a paramedic on the side #Or a world class neurosurgeon #This is purely self indulgent but it'd be so funny.

[tokimaeki]

#titanic #titanic submarine #i know very little about what is happening but as soon as i heard the words 'elon musk lost a submarine' i knew what i had to do

[quasi-normalcy]

It is pretty fucked that a woman who got more money than God for writing entertaining but not particularly deep books about wizards and an objective idiot of a man who got more money than a thousand Gods for moving other people's money from one column to another can just decide that people like you shouldn't be allowed to exist in peace and you have to pay attention to them because capitalism says they're intrinsically millions of times better than you.

#xitter #i don't even care about jk rowling or elon musk as individuals anymore #i hate a system that gives such individuals such an outsized say in what happens to everyone else #malignant individualism #death to capitalism #death to billionaires

[nando161mando]

#fuck elon musk #anti elon musk #elon musk #elonmusk #apple #apple inc #elongated man #we’re ev experts – 10 things we hate about tesla and why elon’s electric car firm needs to do better #elonjet #elon musty #fuck elon #elongated muskrat #elon twitter #elong musk #elon musk twitter #elon mask #elon moschus #x #musk vs zuckerberg #musk #twitter refugees #twitter meme #twitter #spacex #space x #apple mac #apple music #iphone #ausgov #politas