#this is a shit post

[ratbastard69420]

#this is a shit post #as in a post that is shit #196 #r196 #rule

[billfarrah]

I wonder if Marcus is embarrassed that Simon would still rather fuck Wille in an ugly wig than him

#young royals #wilmon #anti marcus #this is a shit post

[lindholmline]

are you mentally stable or does your happiness depend on a team of grown men winning a hockey game

#this is a shit post #bruins lb

[nottestelllata]

Taika in every single bts photo: 😐💪🏻 😐💪🏻 😐💪🏻 😐💪🏻 😐💪🏻 😐💪🏻 😐💪🏻

#this is a shit post #you know what valid #taika waititi #ofmd #ofmd bts #ofmd cast #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd behind the scenes

[bunnygirl678]

Green goes up Mt Silver with Gold to see Red again after however many years, Red exits the cave looking sexy as hell

Green: I’m officially entering my gay era

Gold: what?

Green: what?

Red: *hat tip*

#this is a shit post #reguri #namelessshipping #I was trying to type gaymer and my phone corrected it to gay era #this was born

[lunadreamscaper]

What if we made Johnny Cranky BALD!!!!!!!!!!

#taleblr #venturiantale headcanons #this is a shit post #johnny cranky #BALD

[thewhizzyhead]

oki fuck it you know what grace chasity from nerdy prudes must die is annleigh o'daniel from we are the tigers but with extra steps like in-depth knowledge of dismembering bodies, the willingness to fuck the ghost of the dude who fuckin activated her deeply repressed sexual desires, and the power of eldritch beings that dress up as neon abominations and in this fuckin essay I will-

#this is a shit post #they have little to no connection outside of being goof christian girls that are um having teeny tiny trouble with um 'chastity' #and also having a hormone-fueled duet with their partner and having said duet be quite hilarious #however. i like to shit post. grace chasity is annleigh with extra steps only found in hatchetfield. i rest my case #grace chasity #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #starkid #annleigh o'daniel #we are the tigers #also for the starkid people who will come across this post and wonder whatever the fuck we are the tigers is #um well um its also a musical with teenage murder so um if u wanna check out another musical about that after npmd be my guest #id say watt is a bit more grounded and emotionally rooted tho #but its also one of the few musicals i would forever hold dear to my heart so like yea

[grey-sides]

Billy: Alright, well, I gotta go buy some cigarettes. I'll be back.

Dustin, *patting Steve's hand*: I'm so sorry, Steve, buddy, that's what my dad said before he left.

Steve:

#harringrove #this is a shit post #greye talks

[runningwolf62]

The Elden Ring DLC comes out on Leander's Birthday. 🤔What could it mean?

#touchstarved game #touchstarved leander #This is a shit post

[aqgarts]

That mofo, Wally? Yeah, they're the only other bitch my operator has seen in decades, why can't they just eat noodles together? Cas it's always, "Hey, Kiddo," but never, "How are you, Kiddo?"

DE is cruel.

#warframe man in the wall #whispers in the walls #the man in the wall #man in the wall #warframe #mught art this later #idk :/ #anyway #this is a shit post

[bigassbowlingballhead]

How long do you think Mitch McConnell glitched for when he found out there’s a joke about him eating a banana in a film about the homosexuals?

#red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #this is a shit post #and yes #I’m watching the movie again #Mitch McConnell

[whichwitchami]

Does it count as celebrating Imbolc if i go to a routine check up for my spawn who will conveniently be born in early spring?

Like that counts for something right? 😅

#this is a shit post #idk how well the humor in my sleep deprived brain translates #but i think growing something that will be born around the holiday celebrating fertility an birth is a good holiday activity

[saeunfiltered]

Let your keyboard complete the sentence for you.

"The (insert your romantic and/or sexual orientation) has-"

I'll start:

The aroace has been a long time ago but I am not able to get the latest version of the day I am not sure if you are not able to get the latest version of the day I will be able to get the same to you and your family members and all the best for your future and then I will be happy to you and your family members of the day I am not able to come to my house and the other side of the day I am not able to come to my house and the other side of the day I am not able to come to my house and the other side of the day I am not able to come to my house and the other side of the day.

#aroace #asexuality #aromantic #this is a shit post #queer #saeunfiltered

[bunnygirl678]

Green: Hey Gold, you wanna come over Saturday and train or something

Gold: Nah I'm climbing Mount Silver then

Green: Why tho, Red's living with me now

Gold: I like the challenge ;)

-------------

~few days later~

Green: Hey Gold, how was Mount Silver?

Gold: Hard ;)

Green: What?

Gold: What?

Silver: *Boiling over in rage/embarrassment

#dumb shit i came up with in teh shower #preciousmetalshipping #reguri #this is a shit post #i hc that gold calls silver's manhood mount silver cause it makes me giggle

[soobberries]

Don't trust the Kang's of kpop. ‼️

All of them are squishy girliepops until THEY ARENT. They bust out these hardcore muscles and can or will body slam you if provoked.

This species is not to be messed with because you'll get extreme neck pain from the whiplash that they may give you due to the innate versatility they harness.

Don't believe me? Look at this:

Exhibit A. - Kang Yeosang; Ateez

1. Prettiest princess girliepop || 2. bbg stands for big biceps group now- which he's apart of. will headlock you.

Exhibit B. - Kang Taehyun; Tomorrow x Together

1. Squishmallow bright eyed cutie || 2. Bbg but under the previous context. Capable of being an alpha male. [source: trust me bro]

Exhibit C. - Kang Daniel; Ex-Wanna One, Soloist

1. Omg cute cat boy loser! || 2. If he flexes hard enough you can bite him because he becomes a chocolate bar.

Your Honor, I rest my case.

These men are the most beefiest baby girl secret frat male princesses you'll find.

Even their personalities are ridiculously cute but everyone knows there's something dark and restless somewhere in 'em.

#〘chips; fangirling〙 #〘pocky sticks; y.en speaking〙 #I'm full of shit yes #This is a shit post #But also a very real warning 💯 #ateez #Kang yeosang #ateez yeosang #Txt #Txt taehyun #kang taehyun #Daniel Kang #Tomorrow x together #〘cash register here; queue〙

[squish--squash]

I think if any of the hermits were to bite mumbo he'd make the saddest rubber chicken noise, like the most miserable little dragged-out squeak and would look at them with big wet eyes like "why did you do that :("

#mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #this is a shit post #I hope it reads as funny as my mental image of this