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dnfao3tags · 1 year
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Anon asked: maybe magic user!dream? ive seen read a few with george but not much with dream that being said idm magic!george either thats cool too
i hate tumblrs editor it always eats my posts or posts them too early, all these keyboard shortcuts r so stupid
i couldnt rly find a lot magical!dream either but anyways here's what i got
also im pretty sure ur asking for general magical aus but i threw in a couple harry potter aus as well
magical!dnf
— in love, in war by moobloom (teen | comp. | 5k)
George’s mouth twists into something unpleasant. In the open night of the balcony, the golden light of the ballroom spills over him, casting shadows over the dips and valleys of his features. “You know my capabilities better than I,” he says, not without irony. “I suppose I do,” Dream says softly. The wind rustles between them and he lets it hang, the implication; George is soft, spoiled. He doesn’t belong. 
— Protected by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 102k)
“I don’t care about anything like I care about you. Not even this kingdom. My place is with you.”
— Aether's Legacy by LightNS (teen | comp. | 136k)
George never wanted to be one of them. But at eight years old, he discovered he was a Psychic and he was committed into a faraway island academy for Extramundanes. Despite the difficulty of making friends when even other super-powered classmates are afraid of him, George finds a tight-knit group of best friends who aren't afraid to stand up for him. Yet with age comes his developing abilities, and as he grapples for control, the disappearance of one of his best friends leads George and his friends on a runaway road trip to rescue him. However, they fail to realize their true adversary is the threatening power searing inside one of their own.
— sunlight and soil by miamango (teen | comp. | 19k)
George, an eighteen-year-old witch hoping for a fresh start, moves to the city to work at a bakery. But then he meets Dream, an irritating, wonderful boy that leaves him breathless.
— This Must Be The Life by crabnap (teen | comp. | 32k)
It's George's last year at Hogwarts, and he's in love. Who knew a prank war against the fifth years would be the thing to finally bring feelings to light?
— Snitches Got Me In Stitches by earlgay_milktea (gen | comp. | 2k)
The Slytherin Seeker crouched down, standing impossibly steady on a moving broom, almost like he was preparing to — oh. Oh, shit. As Ravenclaw tried to close the last bit of distance, the Slytherin Seeker jumped. For a glorious moment, he hung in mid-air, the sunlight lining his silhouette with gold. Both of his hands were outstretched. His eyes were focused on the ball with such desperation, such intensity, but his mouth bared a grin. His hands closed around the Snitch. And he began to fall.
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scaffolding · 1 year
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It's moobloom isn't it. That's why you hate the glow squid?
ive already revealed the answer but you sent this before it was posted so yes. that's 100% accurate
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tubb0 · 3 years
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no more minecraft cow mobs. society had moved past the need for minecraft cow mobs.
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melon-official · 3 years
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sorry moobloom i just love squid too much
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moo-moo-meadows · 3 years
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I want a L’manberg pin so mcyt fans will recognize me but regular people are probably gonna think it’s like fuckign Netherlands or smth
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queensparklekitten · 2 years
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what your favourite minecraft biome says about you
snowy plains: you’re enamoured with winter cabins and skating and something to do with blankets and soup and fireplaces
ice spikes: you dream of being elsa-but-called-something-else 
snowy taiga: you hype about christmas on november first
snowy beach: what 
grove: you have a cabin in the woods fantasy but with more sweaters. alternatively, you like snowy taigas but hate being pricked by sweet berry bushes. 
snowy slopes: you have at least one creative mode world dedicated to sledding with a boat
jagged peaks: you like great views, and either you have shaders or you regularly run on 2 fps and a laptop hotter than the sun. or both. 
frozen peaks: either you’re a more diehard version of the snowy slopes, or you really love adventure and the feeling of being able to conquer the world and capes blowing in the wind
windswept hills (if you just double blinked, extreme hills): either you’re obsessed with the emperor’s new groove, or you’re nostalgic but not too nostalgic. there’s around a 50% chance you can mlg water bucket. 
gravel hills: you don’t exist. ugliest biome in the damn game 
windswept forest: you like extreme hills but you also like having lots of trees around. you probably build spruce cabins a lot. 
(side note i accidentally typed windwept but corrected it. banger name if you ask me.) 
taiga: you’re either a wolf girl, you have a shitload of animals to compensate for how lonely minecraft is, or both. 
mega taiga: you think podzol and mushrooms and moss look rad as hell. that or you like mining giant trees into interesting shapes and like spruce wood too much. 
stony shore: you are extremely, and i repeat, EXTREMELY desperate for some coal or iron for XP. this biome has been your favourite for a few minutes ever since running across it and will stop being your favourite once you are done mining coal. 
plains: finding a village is one of your number one priorities, and you build a LOT and put a lot of flowers in your builds. you feel the loneliness of singleplayer pretty intensely and got really hyped about the addition of bees. there’s around a 40% chance you’re a horse girl. 
sunflower plains: either you’re obsessed with cure sunshine, you are cure sunshine, or you would love cure sunshine if only you knew who she was. 
forest: you’re into cottagecore in the good way. you probably really like moss or mushrooms or both. one of your favourite things to do in minecraft is just explore and look for pretty things. you get all your music taste from tumblr. you really want to have antlers with flowers on them. alternatively, you love parkour 
flower forest: you’re a being of taste and culture and either you’ve put a heart-shaped window in one of your builds or you’re now going to after reading this post. either you only kill animals out of necessity or you just go into creative mode for leather. the buzzy bees update gave you life and basically injected you with sparkles and love. you build a lot. you still wish the moobloom had won. you’re like the backbone of mineblr 
birch forest: you think birch wood is really underrated. come on, guys, it’s freaking pastel! pastels are the best! that or you’re herobrine. 
tall birch forest: you watched that one video that referred to tall birch forests as “enchanted forest” seven years ago and now it’s what you think of every time you see a birch tree with more than five blocks of trunk visible 
dark forest: you love lore and the creepy aspects of minecraft. rose bushes are one of your favourite minecraft flowers. you love the concept of dangerous forests you can get lost in and come across something supernatural while looking for the exit and possibly never return. you aspire to be a pair of glowing eyes watching from the woods and you use the word cryptid a lot. basically you’re the evil version of the player who loves the regular oak and birch forest biome. that or you just love dark oak wood, and respect for that. it’s such a good shade of brown and the doors and trapdoors look like chocolate. dark oak is an extremely good wood. 
swamp: you call yourself a gremlin and a creachur. you love mushrooms and occult stuff. you have been wanting minecraft frogs for years and the announcement of their arrival in 1.19 was one of the most euphoric experiences of your life. you are devastated that the glare didn’t win the mob vote. 
jungle: either you’re a cat lover who’s also a minecraft veteran, or you lose your mind for pandas; either way, the village and pillage update was a HUGE deal to you. you’re probably also really into adventuring, choose your minecraft food for taste rather than how many hunger points it restores, and you like making treehouses and/or bridges between giant trees. 
bamboo jungle: you’re content to live your life surrounded by pandas 
beach: you wish it was summer right now but it isn’t so you’re living vicariously through minecraft 
mushroom fields: you cannot be killed in a way that matters. references aside, you’re either a chaser of the rarest things in the game, you romanticize decay and returning to the earth and the concept of mushrooms and other fungi that are your friends growing on you and making you anew (70% chance words like bloom or blossom are used somewhere here), or you’re Mario. 
meadow: you really love flower forests but you can’t handle biomes that have lots of trees because then the skeletons will take shelter during the day and shoot you when you think you’re safe. and no, you can’t just play on peaceful, you need your endermen! 
stony peaks: you’re a villager
desert: either you love searching for and looting temples more than anything, or you’re a machinima noob
savanna: i don’t expect you to exist, but if you do, then you will defend acacia wood until the day you die, and you’re still waiting on that update that lost the biome vote and said something about termites and baobab trees. if the swamps can get updated despite losing the vote, there’s a chance. 
shattered savanna: you like to live dangerously with your elytra, or at least do obstacle courses. your laptop is giving you third degree burns and if you ever tried to get a shader it would catch on fire immediately and spread to your entire house. 
mesa: you loooooooooove mineshafts, and you’re basically a piglin when it comes to gold. you have the patience for glazed terracotta in builds and love the look. that or you once got tons of amazingly good enchants while in a mesa biome and for years harbored a superstition that if you placed your enchantment table setup on red sand it would bring good luck. 
wooded mesa: see above but also you leave crafting tables in random places and waste a lot of wood that way. 
warm ocean: you're still obsessed with the update aquatic. how the fuck was that like 4 or 5 years ago. you probably have a tank full of tropical fish in one of your creative mode builds
lukewarm ocean: you’re a bedrock edition player trying for that achievement where you eat nothing but dried kelp for days. 
ocean/deep ocean: you love love love prismarine and there is a not insignificant chance that when boats with chests come out you’re going to try a thing where you make a boat with a chest and live on it and can’t stay on dry land for more than a day. 
frozen ocean: you’re making a nether highway and need ice. 
dripstone caves: you voted for the copper golem and you want to make a build that uses dripstone as the teeth of a gigantic monster 
lush caves: you love flowers and axolotls and cute things and pink and i want to have a picnic with you while we wear flower crowns 
deep dark: you’re absolutely obsessed with lore above all else and you love making everything about horror. you’ve got dozens of theories and are just waiting for the opportunity to go on for hours about them. you either listen to creepy disturbing music or you should. you probably live for that adrenaline. on the off-chance that you’re not obsessed with lore, then either you don’t understand that fighting the warden is a bad idea, or you want to hold hands with a warden. 
nether wastes: you’re nostalgic as hell and quartz is one of your primary xp sources. or rubedo makes you see shrimp colours. 
soul sand valley: you’re fucking deranged. you probably bite into kitkats. i’ll give you a pass if you enjoy nyooming across the place with soul speed boots on creative mode or peaceful, but anything else and WTF. why. 
crimson forest: you’ve lost count of the amount of times you ran out of food in the nether and now you view the crimson forest as heavensent even though you fucking hate hoglins. you get all your pearls from piglins because you hate killing endermen. 
warped forest: you love the colours TEAL and PURPLE and also endermen. you hide in 1x1x2 holes a lot. 
basalt deltas: you’re either a parkour enthusiast, a lore enthusiast, a magma cube, or a freak. there’s a pretty good chance magma cream is your forbidden fruit and i get that. mojang let me eat magma cream challenge 
the end: you were extremely obsessed with endermen from the moment you started playing, and you probably read dragonology. nowadays you’ve got a detailed picture in your head of the end before it became a barren wasteland. if you’re really diehard this probably includes the story of exactly how this place full of life and lots of species and buildings and creations was destroyed and reduced to an almost completely lifeless collection of rocks floating in the void. you make yourself sad with your own lore theories a lot. 
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doodlebloo · 2 years
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Hello doodle boo, let’s start it off with the obvious pick, c!Tubbo for the ask game?
Ohh c!Tubbo headcanons I could do this all day truly.......
(all /rp of course)
A: Realistic
C!Tubbo obvi goes nonverbal sometimes when he's stressed or having a bad day, but he also normally likes to be alone on days like that. Not because he particularly dislikes the idea of company, but because he feels rude and uncomfortable sitting in silence with anyone...
...Anyone except for Tommy, of course.
Tubbo will sometimes go nonverbal and just follow Tommy around on his day to day, not speaking or even helping with his activities but just being near him (being near Tommy has always made Tubbo feel better.) Tommy never questions him (though he will ask him to help or joke about getting rid of him), and it really does make Tubbo feel better because he knows Tommy gets it, and won't think he's being weird or rude.
(Eventually, Tubbo is able to do this with Ranboo, too. Once Ranboo figures out that he shouldn't expect much conversation when Tubbo tags along on some mining trip with him, things get a lot easier for both of them.)
B: Funny
Tubbo has had so much weird shit happen to him that he just never mentions, Ranboo genuinely cant tell is he's lying sometimes.
Tubbo will sit and tell him about how he actually got possessed at one point by the spirit of an ancient archivist who compelled him to save every bit of current history he could so that it would remain intact after the nation inevitably fell, but Tubbo reckons he may have sort of enabled the possession by accidentally poisoning himself with pufferfish... It ended up okay, though, because at some point while he was hunting and exorcising dreamons he ended up exorcising the spirit from himself and now he only feels the compulsion to immortalize history like, once a month.
Ranboo just nods along and smiles and files it in his Tubbo book under the "???" category.
C: Sad
Tubbo misses Schlatt more than he'd ever like to admit. Nobody except for maybe Quackity will understand it, but Tubbo really did believe in Schlatt; He knew he was awful, but it was so conflicting for him. Yes, Schlatt killed him, but wasn't Tubbo sort of in the wrong? He was technically a traitor, even if he thought he was doing the right thing. Didn't Schlatt have the right to be suspicious of him, to have him executed? And what did Schlatt do that was so bad, anyway? He mistreated Niki, yes, that Tubbo knows, but most of his policies seemed... Strange, sure, but not inherently wrong.
Tubbo goes through cycles: one day he hates Schlatt, thinks he was nothing but a senile old man who had his cabinet do the work for him and drank himself to death. Other days, though, Tubbo reckons he may have been kind of brilliant, in his own fucked up way.
Tubbo knows he doesn't really wish Schlatt were still around, but... Sometimes he thinks about trying to find his ghost. Just to speak to for a bit.
D: Unrealistic
Listen. Regarding c!Tubbo's species, I honestly do prefer Human c!Tubbo. There are a lot of reasons why that I will likely make another post abt later but I really do like the idea of all the L'Manberg members, with the exception of Fundy and of course Eret's probable relation to Herobrine, being humans.
That being said... If I HAD to choose, moobloom hybrid c!Tubbo has so. Much. Potential to me. Nevermind the symbolism of the most bright and gentle of mob hybrids fighting wars and having nukes etc, I really just love the potential of this bc FLOWERS... Tubbo swearing he's doing fine in Manberg but Tommy touches his hair and one of the leaves cracks and flakes away. Tubbo's flowers staying wilted for a week or so after his death, staying wilted for the entirety of both times he thinks Tommy is dead. Michael giggling in delight as Tubbo is able to make a flower sprout right out of his hand and curl around Michael's hand... Again I do prefer Human Tubbo most but Moobloom Tubbo ALMOST made it into atyfil I really thought abt it............
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dogin8 · 3 years
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dream gets a lot of drama for fake allegations and shit but frankly I feel like we're all missing the mark
THIS IS ABOUT MOOBLOOMS, THIS IS A POST ABOUT MOOBLOOMS IN THE MINECRAFT, THIS IS A POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE GLOWSQUIDS, DREAM WE COULD HAVE HAD MOOBLOOMS, FRIENDSHIP WITH DREAM ENDED, GLOWSQUIDS CAN GLOW AWAY
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nowornever13587 · 3 years
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My Dream SMP Headcannons PT 1
(By character but otherwise with no particular order. And just who I have hc's for.)
1. JSchlatt
- He's a goat hybrid. Does anyone remember what the mountain goats do in the next update? THEY SHOVE YOU OFF THE MOUNTAIN. Therefore, Schlatt has a natural instinct to randomly shove people off of things.
- You can vary the shoving people thing. Evil Schlatt always does it on purpose and laughs cruelly. Nice Schlatt laughs, apologizes and usually the other person doesn't mind.
- He's also both stronger and weaker than people think. He can withstand a lot of weight and strain but can't really use it anywhere else. Hence why he can't swim. His body is to dense and he sinks because of how his body is built.
2. SBI Family (overall)
- It is an adopted family, but a very loose kind of family. And I mean loose. Phil is the "dad" but it's pretty much because he's just the oldest and had his shit together before the others/ found them.
- I'm am fixing the fridge thing by saying the kids were all found on really cold nights and its a inside joke between them.
- Phil knew Techno first and the longest, but their bond is more friendly than parentental. Basically the kind of bond you'd get from spending years with someone, which they have. (Antarctic Empire I respect as part of my cannon)
- Wilbur has also been around a while, but not nearly as long as Techno. He is older but because Techno was there first, he considers him the older brother. Also Wil is slightly more "clingy" to Phil, meaning they have much more of a father/son bond.
- Tommy is the youngest but voraciously independent. He met Phil when Techno was starting to branch off, leading to the to them not having a close bond. (Hence the excitement when Techno agrees to help Tommy) And Phil was also starting to get a little tired of "home life" and urged Tommy to do whatever. Tommy fell much more instep with Wilbur but not entirely enough of a brother bond formed.
- Tubbo was found a bit after Tommy and the two got on much better as really good friends. Wilbur often took the two along with him on adventures while Phil was busy with his Hardcore career. (The Streaming/YT is their jobs but its more of a reality style thing)
- They all consider one server with their house in it, their home server. Their Home Crystals link up to it and that's usually where they got between living in worlds such as the SMP. [Will make a second post about the mechanics]
3. Philza Minecraft
- Avian Hybrid, parrot wise. Big wings and partially scaled feet with his sandals. Tends to eat less meat than most Players.
- Although he holds himself to honor and doesn't fly until he finds an elytra or something seriously bad happens. (Not a hard-core death but the server is collapsing, unnatural danger.) But he does flutter sometimes to get across wider gaps.
- He is more violent than people usually make him out to be. He loves watching chaos and sometimes causing it. Chaotic Neutal. He does things because they are funny.
4. Techno
- Piglin that was born as a Player by a rare code chance. Got kicked out of the Bastions and tribes pretty early on and took care of himself. He accidentally found a Nether portal and headed to the overworld.
- Loves gold, as he should, so he wears other little bits of jewelry besides just his crown. If he can makes something gold, he will.
- Is very competitive and loves to study combat. Phil taught him how to read and he also took very quickly to that. Reading is his favorite past time besides belittling some orphans in a mini game.
5. Wilbur/Ghostbur
- Normal human with a talent for music. Slight prodigy kid at it. But hated his og parents using him for it and ran off.
- Is an Admin, able to have power over the worlds he makes. Made a small business out of making challenge worlds for Players to be his subjects. This kick started his way into Streaming. (He has no power in the SMP though because Dream made it)
- Ghostbur is a Neutral Poltergeist. Able to move stuff of his own free will, not through emotions. Although this is weaker so his form will fade in and out and he will drop things
- Ghostbur still has the wound from death and blood, despite not having been killed in the outfit he wears. He also cries blood when you make him upset.
6. Tommy
- Human, got lost and became a runaway but with no real attachment to his family so he was never driven to find them again.
- But, one of his clearest memories with his og family is the record shop they had owned and how much he loved the music there. Tubbo is the only other one who knows about this and that's why a symbol of their friendship is the discs.
- Tommy is attached to the discs for both the memory they hold about his early childhood and Tubbo. His comfort items basicly.
7. Tubbo
- An extremely rare Moobloom hybrid. Was cast out because of it though. (Hybrids are mutations and sometimes genetic.)
- Again, like Phil, has a much darker side that people blow over. Tubbo follows the ideal of "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar" so he seems cheerful. But step wrong and Tubbo can and will wreak your shit. He will also be chaotic and wild if he sees no point in keeping up the innocent facade.
That's is for now but I do have much more. :)
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tubbopride · 2 years
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I saw your tags on your c!tubbo design post and I would love to hear about your design choices!! it's seriously one of my fav ctubbo designs!!
ALRIGHT SO. this is going to be a rant and a half … sorry about that. when i said i thought about him a lot i meant it.
also thank you so much T___T i really appreciate it <3 design explanation under the cut bc its Long
alright so i've always Kind of resented goat/ram c!tubbo. not the art, just as a concept. it started from people comparing him to schlatt and i hated that, so i was very determined to make him Not anything really similar to schlatt. so i made him a moobloom hybrid! i remember at some point i had hced him to be some kind of nature spirit and he had antlers but i liked moobloom boy better
he has little flowers in his hair and more grow when he's happy/excited :] he has cow horns as well; he has his wedding ring on his left horn and c!ranboo has the same on his own left horn. they match <3 his pupils are horizontal like the cows have but i never really draw that. also he has fluffy ears! the left one has a notch out of it from the fcr and the other got mostly blown up in the festival lol
speaking of the manberg festival. in my design, the firework scars are mostly on his right shoulder, his chest, his right forearm, and the right side of his head. bc of that he's blind in his right eye, his right ear is heavily scarred + he cant hear all that well out of it, and a couple of his fingers got blown off n he has a prosthetic
more on the prosthetic hand through. i saw this clip where cc!tommy said that c!tubbo lost a finger in the festival and i took it and RAN with it. initially, i was gonna just not have him have prosthetics bc i didn't know how to draw it but then i remembered he played ukulele and that would be kind of hard to do w missing fingers so i gave him a prosthetic. it took forever to figure out but i think it looks fine now
ok now the clothes. This is the part that probably makes sense only to Me. i saw a post talking about dream smp characters' philosophies and worldviews and stuff and one of c!tubbo's was 'preserving history is essential' or something. i was in the middle of redesigning him at this point so i went Hmm. What if i do something with that. so i did. it doesn't make a lot of sense now that i type it out but in my head it Works i promise
the green shirt he's wearing isn't the same Classic green shirt bc that has been through Multiple wars. so it's a remake. i think it would've been made somewhere post-festival?
the boots are from the l'manberg revolution. i have a hc where he was too short to properly fit into the l'manberg uniform bc it was made for people who were like. tommy's size. and while he managed with the shirt and coat and stuff, the boots were really annoying so it was in storage somewhere. and long story short when he was settling into snowchester he realised the shoes he had wouldn't really be that suitable for the snow climate. and he remembered the boots and he dug them out and now he wears them around everywhere bc they're durable (being made for a revolution and all. yeah)
as for the l'manberg presidential suit pants. i don't have a big reason for that one i'll be real i just wanted to complete the set lol and the snowchester jacket is self explanatory. the element of the design from the manberg era is the firework scars :) he already remembers that part of his life too well
EDIT BC I FORGOT THIS PART: another reason behind the mismatched era outfits is He put this together right after his home got blown up. he didnt exactly have much. these r mostly just belongings that were mostly unscathed after doomsday + a new jacket he made himself. this outfit stuck bc i thought it was cool theres no real other reason 😭
last part ill go into is the lives tattoo. in my mind, all dsmp characters have a magical tattoo type thing on their left forearm. it starts off as three red hearts, and as they lose lives the hearts turn grey and the heart displays a representation of how they died. so for c!tubbo, the first heart is grey and has a slash down the middle (fcr) the second is grey and has kind of. explosion type marks that resemble his scars (festival) and the third one is red.
rant over i think. jesus christ this is A Lot. i have c!tubbo disease
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sp-ud · 3 years
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Waking Up
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Inspired by this post: Link
And my own post about this concept: Link
Content Warnings: Panic Attacks, Memory Loss
Words: 1817
Ranboo suddenly finds himself back in reality with his hands in the middle of braiding his own hair. Not the worst thing he’s woken up to after Enderwalking. He lets out a sigh as he continues braiding his hair, eyes drifting towards the ceiling as he reflects on what he can remember doing while Enderwalking.
Wuh oh.
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This is basically me sharing my theories about Enderwalking in fic format. That's kinda it. I took my theories, and wrote em as a fic.
I also posted this at 3am which is why it took me till 2pm to make a proper Tumblr post about it.
Ranboo suddenly finds himself back in reality with his hands in the middle of braiding his own hair. Not the worst thing he’s woken up to after Enderwalking. He lets out a sigh as he continues braiding his hair, eyes drifting towards the ceiling as he reflects on what he can remember doing while Enderwalking.
Wuh oh.
Quickly tying off the braid he grabs the memory book. Reading through page 13 again. “New table”? Axe feeling lighter? Eye inside a block? Eye that looks his? Now, Ranboo might not know a lot about his Enderman heritage, but he knows a portal when he's described one.
Lightly smacking his face, Ranboo tries to shift through the foggy memories he always has after Enderwalking. Memories where he feels like a passenger, not the one experiencing it. He… he was mining. Just chatting with those particles of his, when he came across an exposed stronghold. He went to investigate… finding the portal but not recognizing it in his Enderwalk state.
Ranboo starts to head downstairs as he digs through his memories more, he’d… he’d realized the portal would probably help with the experiments he did while Enderwalking but had left to build a lab another day.
… Has he already built the lab? Yes, he has. Replacing the stone walls with iron and setting up what he’d discovered as ‘the solution’ to Enderwalking. Without having to remember, Ranboo can already tell he hadn’t gone through with it while Enderwalking. Otherwise, he would have woken up in the lab. Or in his bed from respawning, after all, his Enderwalking self didn’t seem to realize some of the multiple flaws in his solution.
But Ranboo is too scared to correct his Enderwalking self. It’s already taken him ages to convince his Enderwalking self that he isn’t some evil dissociative state that committed war crimes he can’t remember. He doesn’t want to imagine how it’d go over trying to inform his Enderwalking state he has it backward.
Sliding down into his basement he quickly mines through the wall to get the experiment log he's written in Ender. Flipping all the way to the last page where he’s written the solution. He pulls out a pen from his pocket and holds it hesitantly over the page.
He knows how he is when Enderwalking. A paranoid anxious mess with less than half of his memory. If he sees this when Enderwalking, he’d freak out, he’d get suspicious, and then probably do it anyways.
Reluctantly, he hides the experiment log back away, sealing it back behind stone bricks. He has to tell someone he both trusts out of Enderwalk, and in Enderwalk.
Which is admittedly a short list of people. Phil would be good, but the old man would likely ask too many questions he doesn't know how to answer. Techno, while also a good option, is also currently hibernating. And would likely pass the message onto Phil.
Niki would be an option if the two crossed paths more often, and Tommy has so many issues of his own right now, he doesn't need Ranboo's. The particles, while well meaning, are honestly more of a nuisance who would likely just increase any suspicion.
Which only really leaves one other person, Tubbo. Who, while Ranboo loves his husband, still isn't the perfect option for this, is the best he honestly has.
Someone he trusts, who will listen, who will understand, and who'll actually be able to help. The only issue is Tubbo himself might want to experiment, Ranboo personally still is a little salty over the whole electric chair thing. But hopefully the moobloom-hybrid wilk put aside his scientific interests for the sake of Ranboo's wellbeing.
Not wanting to waste any more precious time he has before falling back into Enderwalk, Ranboo leaves his house as fast as he can after quickly snapping on his armor.
The journey to Snowchester is quick, one he likes to thinks he'd still know even if he had no memories. By the time the water tunnel has shot him back out, it feels like barely a minute has passed since he woke up.
Letting his enchanted armor drip off the water, Ranboo quickly starts towards the mansion where, if his memory serves him right, should be where Tubbo is currently.
"TUBBO!" He shouts as soon as he enters the mansion, yelling being the most efficient way to locate someone in the massive building. His long ears strain themselves to listen for a shout back.
"I'M IN THE UPSTAIRS GUEST ROOMS!" The ender-hybrid hears distantly, darting up the stairs as fast as he can. "THE ONES NEAR OUR ROOM!" Tubbo shouts once more, Ranboo quickly taking a left.
He almost bumps into Tubbo as the moobloom-hybird steps out into the hallway. Luckily scrambling to a stop just before bowling the smaller teen over. He rests a hand against the wall, somewhat hunching over as he tries to catch his breath.
"You good bossman? Something wrong?" Tubbo asks, taking a small step towards Ranboo. The taller huffs a few more breaths before holding his other hand up to tell Tubbo to wait a second.
"It's…" he starts, before taking a deep breath and straightening up, "It's… oh God, I was so focused on getting here quickly that um, didn't really think through how to explain this all…" his tail flicks restlessly behind him.
Tubbo hums to himself for a second, "This is a sit-down kind of thing, isn't it?" Ranboo gives a small nod, "Good thing I just set up yet another 'sitting area earlier today, come on," the brunette grabs Ranboo's hand and gently drags him further down the hallway before opening a door with dramatic flourish.
It's another room consisting of multiple sofas and chairs around a coffee table. The amount of rooms they have that look like this is honestly concerning, but at least Tubbo has enough eye for design that they all are clearly different. Much less confusing than the identical empty rooms Foolish left them with.
Ranboo all but collapses onto one of the couches, Tubbo taking a seat across from him. The brunette's mouth is twisting in worry, nose scrunching up as watches Ranboo through messy bangs.
"Okay," a sigh escapes the ender-hybrid, "I, I guess the best place to start would be… explaining my… condition?" He still isn't sure what the right term for Enderwalking is as there's next to no public documents on the topic. "So, you know how I have bad memory?"
A slight snort before a nod tell Ranboo to continue, "Well that's, that's just one symptom of my, condition. The Enderwalk. It's genetic, I'm pretty sure. There's uh, not much known about it," Ranboo starts messing with the furred tip of his tail, "But it's basically a, a state I go into? I guess? And it…" he trails off.
How does he explain to his best friend, his husband, that the 'him' he always interacts with isn't 100% 'him'. His mouth hangs open before snapping shut, shaking his head a little. Tubbo won't hate him for something out of his control, Tubbo is reasonable, he's smart, he's a good person.
Another glance at Tubbo shows that the moobloom-hybrid now has a serious look on his face, leaning forward, waiting for Ranboo to continue.
"It doesn't just affect my memory. It, it can affect my judgment, my reasoning. And it worsens with age," Ranboo focuses his gaze back down to his tail flicking in his own grasp, "and, don't get me wrong, I'm still me when Enderwalking I'm just…" he loses his words again. Letting a silence fall over the room.
"Okay," Ranboo looks up. Tubbo has a hand to his chin in thought. "okay, I get what you're saying. Plenty of species have illnesses like that," the ender-hybrid nods, "and I'm glad you told me but, why now?" A hint of light blue eyes peer through messy bangs, "did something happen?"
"More like… something's been happening but it's, it's close to becoming worse." He shifts on the couch, once again struggling to find the right words, "I'm Enderwalking all the time… I'd say that you uh, you probably see me Enderwalking more than you see me normally," he pauses to swallow. "When Enderwalking I, I dont realize I'm Enderwalking," a humorless laugh escapes him. "I don't even have half of my memories then. I managed to forget what Enderwalking even is! And somehow," his voice is starting to go static with anger, "I managed to come up with the name again, while Enderwalking, to explain my normal state!"
He hunches over, burying his head between his knees as he lets out static-filled laughs. His ears no longer hearing anything other than a growing buzz. Hands gripping and twisting his hair as his laughs start to devolve into something more like sobs.
A light weight settles over his shoulders and back, hands slowly unclenching his hair to drift down to wrap the blanket around himself. He feels a head rest itself on his shoulders, following the deep breaths he can feel carefully. His tail loosely wraps around a waist before small hooved finger tips start bruising through it.
"Sorry," he mutters. Tubbo hums, leaning his head more onto Ranboo's shoulder.
"Nothing to be sorry about, it sounds like… a lot," Tubbo says back, "You sure you want to talk about this now big man?"
The ender-hybrid nods, tilting his head to somewhat rest on top of Tubbo's, the smaller's dull horns pressing into his face. "I don't know when I'll start Enderwalking again, I have to tell you now before I forget again."
"As long as you're sure," Tubbo replies with a shrug, but Ranboo can still hear the concern under the layer of dismissiveness.
"When Enderwalking I've, starting to experiment on myself. It's progressively gotten more… intense, to put it simply. My Enderwalking self thinks he's found a solution, to stop from 'Enderwalking' but," Ranboo pulls back, doing his best to make direct eye contact with Tubbo, "the 'solution'? It's, I know what it's going to do! It will just make the Enderwalk worse. I'll probably be down to only a quarter of my memories! I might even, even lose a life."
Ranboo's eyes loss focus as his panic starts to build before he feels Tubbo's dull horns pressing into his chest and arms wrapping him in a loose hug.
"That's what you wanted to tell me, right?" Tubbo sighs, "you want me to make sure that you don't go through with it while Enderwalking?" Ranboo lets out what's supposed to be a hum that ends up sounding more like a buzz in response.
"Don't worry bossman, you can count on me," Tubbo tightens his hug and Ranboo can slowly feel the fog that comes with Enderwalking creep in.
"I know, I always know," he responds, before letting himself drift into the fog.
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pandascanpvpmoved · 3 years
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here are the current mcytblr candidates now including policies so they're all in one place <3
as last time if I need to correct anything lmk and the ballet for the finals are still open!!
rice2020 
@adhddream + @krittzzinnit
1. Techno supremacy
2. Fundywastaken
3. No discrimination against furries
4. Dristasmp not dreamsmp
5. More George hate crimes
6. More apples
7. No straights
tubtoe2020 
@tubbo-live + @oakskull
- EAT THE RICH,
- GAY PEOPLE,
- FUNDYWASTAKEN, 
- MINECRAFT, 
- ABOLISH THE NEUROTYPICAL CISHETS, 
- PISS AND 
- WILBUR SOOT
potato2020 
@itsfundy + @fakenoblade
bigots get attacked by wild animals  
say yes unless no
we will make Pnis Friday a national holiday
everyone gets a brick, what you do with it is up to you  
if you vote, you get an extra hour in the ball pit  
please dont pee in the ball pit please please please
baby you're a different breed  
arson is legal <3
hate crimes against georgenotfound are legal  
uhm.... cheesed to meet you?
soot2020 
@wilbursootstan + @happysarcasm
1) Sleepy Bois Inc supremacy. family dynamics stay winning 
2) trans mf rights!! 
3) T U B B O A T !!!1! 
4) pogchamp/pogger at least once a day 
5) villains and chaos = pogchamp 
6) shipping minors and content creators who are not ok with that will be punished by imprisonment, exile, or possible death. 
7) encouraging people to reblog more from artists!! artist support!!!
worm2020 
@wormweeb + @cometconnector
1.Observance of the daily holidays [mcyt of the day: x, x, x, x, x, x] 
2.  Daily airing of Dream Team grievances 
3. Institutionalized cishetphobia 
4. Accepting jewge as canon As an anarcho-capitalist party, we ask that you respect the NAP [non aggression pact/principle] 
5. Exalt the national anthem (the esteemed “Blitz” - Parody of “Blank Space” (has swearing) by Technoblade 
6. Stan Technoblade
muffins2020 
@profile-not-found404 + @catboyhalo
1. Free baking classes for all, the first lesson will be on muffins, obviously!
2.Taxes have been abolished.
3.Free healthcare, education, therapy, and housing, each one comes with a complimentary gaming set up with Minecraft and among us.
4.It’s always pride month.
5.If you dislike someone you have a fight to the death in the middle of a giant pit while our comrades toss strawberries into the arena.
6.If someone is racist/homophobic/transphobic/ableist or generally an asshole, there is a public execution and we throw muffins at them.
7.Free hugs! :D
gay2020
@boohoocracker + @hey-katelym
1. no more dreamnotfound
2. everyone is required to read the schlattbur piss fic
3. catboys and catgirls and cat-etcs only
4. no more george simps
5.eradicate the nts and just live by nature and shit and help others
6.making mondays national el muchacho de los ojos tristes day
7.You are legally required to celebrate flat fuck Friday every week
crimes2020
@enraged-chihuahua + @toesuckler-but-spooky
lust
gluttony
greed
sloth
wrath
envy
pride
cookie2020
@dtvibez + @peskydice
Always respect those around!
Judge Free Zone!
Badboyhalo.
Violence is not tolerated…
Free Insurance!
Our Mascot is the Rabbit!
Cookies everynight before Bed.
pog2020
@sootblr + @innitblr
 1. arson good 
2. nothing bad will happen if you vote for us 
3. gay rights 
4. we do not bury dogs 
5. we believe in socialist supremacy 
6. no british rights 
7. gay rights
peepo2020
@no-thoughtz + @bubbellpop
A peace treaty with MCYtwt.
A trade deal with MYCtiktok.
I will exile Woot and Immie for being too popular and cool.
I will abolish cringe culture.
Dental plan
Homestuck AU
fakier2020
@fundy-in-a-boat + @tubbo-in-a-boat
1. Stan editor Wilbur
2. Only funny people are allowed to post
3. Reblog art or perish
4. Arson is legal
5. Boats for everyone
6. 9
7. Gay rights
con2020
@anxiious-mcyt + @pog-juice
1)  We will rob you.
2) Subscribe to Technoblade.
3) We will allow anyone and everyone to give us money! (No exclusions, we don’t do that here.)
4) We will rob GeorgeNotFound.
5) We will release an exclusive cover of Blitz, done by @pog-juice themself.
6) We were going to put a gay joke then remembered we are the gay jokes because we are very funny and also gay
7) You will be lied to, but we will have fun doing it.
kinnie2020
@wasaminx + @skeppiee
1.) free katanas
2.) One of those huge ass cages full of balls that they have at walmart
3.) No long posts
4.) no disrespect towards any CCS (including George)
5.) No disrespect to kinnies nor inappropriate questions
6.) little rules, arson is allowed
7.) Kill all men
gods2020
@f4nd0mz + @classyavocado789
-pikniks every few days!
-eating flesh is legal 8)
-spooky day will be 2 days 
-we are built diffrent 8)
We arent like other campains we're diffrent
-we are also poggers
-we are going to beat you to death if you dont vote for us
-we endorse murder
- weekly sacrifices :)
catboy2020
@braveboyhalo + @thelullabyer12
1.) Gay
2.) Everyone gets a free catboy 
3.) Sleepybois appreciation at least once a month (followed by calling Wilbur a petty bitch and Tommy a fetus with anger issues)
4.) positivity (ignore above parentheses)
5.) Catgirls. But only if you behave 
6.) I will shut up about milfs
7.) Gay
moss2020
@dreamingheart + @tie-die-dumbass
1. everyone is to be treated with equal respect  
2. moss  
3. anarachy for the anarchists  
4. more reblogs!!  
5. we'd try to host mcytblr events! 
6. free hot chocolate!!  
7. be crime do gay
fuvk2020
@poggersinnit + @ehreneret
-everyone welcome, americans tolerated
-minx supremacy 
-inniters shall not be bullied 
-disrespectful georgewastaken shippers wanted dead or alive 
-if you disrespect any loh contestants (ppl like fau//re and kb//bblez excluded) you can leave 
-brits are allowed ig
-GAY RIGHTS, TRANS RIGHT
gold2020
@thedreamsmp + @octopus-defense-squad
1 - Octopus conservation.
2 - Eret and Niki appreciation.
3 - Drista.
4 - Chaos for all.
5 - Love for all.
6 - CaptainSparklez to 12 mil.
7 - Equal appreciation for artists AND authorsy
glow2020
@myppisaninnie + @sombraookami 
MCYT Appreciation month is September, and each day we will appreciate a different cc
The LGBTQIA+ community gets arson rights
Donuts for all voters (of their choice)
Respect everyone, everyone is welcome in this community
We will make a “library” blog to bring attention to smaller creators
Tommy
The chaos can continue, but we will step in if it starts to get out of hand
quotes2020
@mcyt-quotes + @sosigshoney 
WAP and Blitz mashup becomes our anthem
- monthly community events on my blog are promised
- freedom of speech is outlawed.
- freedom of association is outlawed.
- freedom of thought is outlawed.
- future elections are outlawed.
- reblogging artists’ work is heavily encouraged ^-^
grapefruit2020
@limelocked + @octosghost
 - No more simping for Georgenotfound
- No rebellions
- Chaos
- Dreams name is banned, he shall be referred to as "Dristas brother"
- Raised taxes
- Once a day people are required to swear allegiance to the administration
- Focus on infrastructure and healthcare
netherite2020
@mcyt-apocalypse-au + @neptunelilies
make tommy & tubbo tuesday, techno thursday, wilbur wednesday and schlatt saturday a national holiday to appreciate some of our favourite creators
provide everyone with free hugs :D
provide a beacon of support for those that aren't feeling 100%
squash all racists, homophobes, terfs and maps
help all lgbtqia+ members feel comfortable and secure in the mcytblr community
provide bakeries and libraries for everyone. the bakeries, cafes will provide free snacks, free coffees, free cups of tea, free meals and great views of the surrounding areas. the libraries will provide free books and a quiet place to unwind from all the stress of the day
attempt to help with the stress of education and life in general
listen to everyone, no one will be ignored and we will try our best to make you as comfortable and happy as possible
encourage people to embrace their passions and hobbies, for example reading, writing and learning to play a musical instrument
all pronouns, sexualities and identities will be honoured
silverfish2020
@severely-nearsighted + @sleepypurplepandas
1)be gay, do crime
2)banish bigots
3)arson is hereby legal
4)those who ship minors or those uncomfortable being shipped will be shunned
5)screamy boy laugh rights
6)rebellion is only natural, we will try our best to work something out with the anarchist party if we win
7)moobloom/glow squid solidarity
best2020 + coalition w @cinnabunthefilthyinniter
@wooteena + @imgns
K.A.M ESPECIALLY DREAM AND GEORGE
thembos will get a pension 
we will also have a paid reward if you kill georgenotfoun /hj
REPLACE DREAM WITH RANBOO AND TECHNONLADE
fundywastaken
eat hot chip
lie
be talented and funny and cool
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relaxxattack · 3 years
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chiming in to say I prefer human tubbo designs too! idk man I'm just not a huge fan of horns in character designs or the floppy ears? they just don't appeal to me. this is nothing against anybody else's designs though, because I appreciate all sorts of tubbo art, I just mean that I won't use it in my own design. idk WHY horns in designs don't appeal to me much, they just never have--which I find interesting since it seems like people's first inclination when drawing a non-human design is to add horns. My Ranboo design doesn't have them either lol. I do like non-human designs in general though so this is a bit of deviation from the norm for me, so to speak.
personally, i like the mixed designs anyway because it leaves it open to interpretation. I hate it when design elements get canonized because one of my favorite parts of the mcyt fandom is the incredibly wide variety of ways the characters can be drawn! So one post I see a ram tubbo, and then a moobloom tubbo, then a ender dragon hybrid tubbo, sheep tubbo, bee tubbo, human tubbo, so on. I think it's really fun
-quaranmine
true!
sadly i am one of those people who's a sucker for canon things i can interpret. like, wig tubbo. and tommy's cheek scar.
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ladycatland · 2 years
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I posted 24,423 times in 2021
227 posts created (1%)
24196 posts reblogged (99%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 106.6 posts.
I added 1,014 tags in 2021
#tommyinnit - 202 posts
#dsmp - 192 posts
#dream smp - 176 posts
#i get asks? - 98 posts
#important dsmp posts - 68 posts
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#tubbo - 54 posts
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#wilbur soot - 43 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#but yeah its just sad to see someone who apparently loved wilbur the way a parent is to love their child call the remnant of that kid a doll
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Ok but imagine shapeshifter moobloom Tommy but like, nobody knows he's a shapeshifter besides few people so they use him as a spy. So whenever there's an important conversation on the other side of the L'manburg war, there's just a cow lingering in the background like
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Wookie please I'm fucking tearing up this is fucking hilarious. Wookie I'm at break from my practical exam rn. Wookie if I keep hysterically laughing they're gonna think I'm having a breakdown. Wookie please, theyre gonna notify my psychologist and I don't know how I'd explain this duringy session tomorrow.
wOOKIE PLEASE
302 notes • Posted 2021-06-28 07:48:53 GMT
#4
Ok but imagine if Jack and Nikki's plan works.
Dream:"Where's Tommy? He wanted to visit me to talk about resurrecting Wilbur."
Sam: "Tommy got nuked"
Dream: "W.... Wha-"
Sam: "Tommy got nuked"
331 notes • Posted 2021-01-21 15:16:45 GMT
#3
Ok but I'm still not over how Dream was encouraging Tommy to tell people all about the book and the revival and stuff when he gets out cuz like.
That wasn't him mocking Tommy. No.
Considering Dream sees himself as a god now it sounded like he wanted Tommy to act as his prophet.
447 notes • Posted 2021-03-05 05:58:05 GMT
#2
Listen if you need any proof of Dream targeting Tommy just listen to Dream declaring war on Lmanberg when Wilbur started the revolution.
Dream adresses them by "Tommy! (Legitimately a one second pause) And Wilbur."
Tommy was Wilburs right hand man. Yet he was adressed first which is just.... So fucking weird-
586 notes • Posted 2021-01-13 14:40:11 GMT
#1
Yeah ok but seriously. Au where Quackity also gets exiled because of the whole el rapids situation back when he was vp.
So now Tommy and quackity are exile buddies and dreams manipulation aint shit cuz they just fuel each others hate of gods and love of freedom.
Two idiots who arent afraid of death if it means sticking it to the man, on an island hitting a very irritated green deity with sticks.
990 notes • Posted 2021-01-15 10:43:00 GMT
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justalitlecreacher · 3 years
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I was neutral on the whole moobloom/glow squid thing but every post I see hating on people for voting for a “useless” retexture of a a squid instead of another retexture of a cow makes my support for glow squid grow
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arktic-blocks · 3 years
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Ok but for real about the mob vote:
I went thru some of the posts abt the mob vote and like..
can y’all fucking chill?
There is so much like genuine anger over the glow squid winning and I just don’t understand it??
I kept seeing something along the lines of “I hate that glow squid won over moobloom like it’s just a stupid squid reskin” ok and?? As if the moobloom wasn’t a 4th cow reskin? 
Like, it’s a interesting mob that a lot of people clearly wanted, and hell, they’re probably gonna add the moobloom and iceologer in later down the line anyhow!
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