#this is a JOKE dont eat me

[terramous]

bauhaus literally said "the dog's a vaper" and yall are just gonna let that slide?? encouraging animals to vape??? disgusting

#this is a joke dont eat me #bauhaus

[metaphysical-human-being]

zukka is cute and all but yall can just say you miss klance

#THIS IS A JOKE #VOLTRON FANS DONT EAT ME #ATLA FANS DONT EAT ME #zukka #klance #atla

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔 #so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows. #riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage. #why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that) #anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH?????? #i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childeposting #childe

[scullcrusher101xd]

have a h8red

#not translating the first one #its a joke about being happy for staying alive. it gives off a positive feeling...its not my joke i stole it #and i drew 2 idiets hugging bc it needed to happpen #i dont ship them btw #oh yeah sturgent needs to completely obliterate gary`s bones bc their (onesided) competitiveness is never ogre #venture bros #sgt. hatred #sergeant hatred #cw weed #I need to shredd hatred to little pieces fry him up and eat him only thden ill be at peace. Is that a normal thing ro say #this website is a wasteland for fanart. Or any other site. For me

[im-smart-i-swear]

figuring out how to draw this fucker(and sonic characters in general)

#hello my dear followers who are here bc i drew brightheart that one time. gaze upon my attempt to draw silver the hedgehog. #my art #silver the hedgehog #i blame tumblr user themetalvirus for me adoring this guy. he eats concete and was born in a wet cardboard box all alone...... #i have no idea why the fuck i drew him without gloves. i literally dont know #i like drawing paws ig?? #btw ignore crucified silver in the second image #its an inside joke with my friends from summer camp lol #sonic characters are very hard to draw to me for some reason:( im working on it tho!! #very proud of the first drawing! took me a while but it was worth it i think:]

[arsenicflame]

sorry im still thinking about the toe thing, about how permanent it is, how purposeful it felt.

ed must have had hours to think about it, and he still decided on disabling his first mate, stopping him being able to do his job properly. no matter how impared his thinking, it wasn't a spur of the moment thing. ed has to have had a reason why he decided this was the course of action he would take over any other.

no matter what happens next, things will never ever be able to go back to the way they were before.

the crew can forgive ed for marooning them, and izzy will still be disabled

frenchie and jim can forgive ed for the kidnapping, for the inevitable trauma, and izzy will still be disabled

stede can buy a whole new ships worth of things, and izzy will still be disabled

izzy himself can forgive ed for what he did, recover from the psychological impact, but he will still be disabled

they can grow old, have adventures, retire, but nothing will bring back izzys toe

#i am. hoping and praying the show will handle this with the weight it deserves honestly #i really dont know what ill do if they just brush it off and play it for laughs #its not funny to me its not funny in any way its HORRIFYING. sure this is a pirate show they do pirate things but #idk. it feels More. more than setting ships on fire more than talk of maiming more than stabbing and jokes about eating each other #it feels intimate #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #the toe thing #nyxtalks #a certified nyx post

[airborneice]

couple doodles of the sillies

#hm i like to post my oc nonsense in groups of 3 to fool ppl into thinking its a proper post with substance #and not just some silly doodles i threw together #but i dont think i'll have anything else to add to this for a while so here¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #im pleased with the 1st one tho. look at the shading on arwen's skirt i think it came out nice :) #2nd image brought to you by: me remembering that that fucked up spider crab called itself hilda's friend #and thinking how utterly incomprehensible that info would be to anyone else ever #fucked up spider thing: yea i know your sister. we're friends :) *tries to eat mattie* #i say that as a joke but tbh there's a comic in my head around this topic #that i'm trying not to do bc i don't wanna just re-tread season 3 lmao #art tag #mattie #harvey #arwen #hilda ocs tag #hilda oc

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

im literally in love with him

btw I drew these all ^^ would prefer to not use them as icons because these r all oc x him HAHAJAJSAKAKAK

#IK JSUTJ;?;!;?;!;?;?;?! I'M JUST!!!!????!?!?!? WHEGRRFJF.F.F. #WHY IS HE SO #I DON'T KNOWWW HE JUST MAKES MEE E. E E EEEEEEEEEE #🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 i labyu po AAGAGDGDHDHDBBDBDBDBBDBDNDMS #i kinda wanna bring back the hair sticking out of his hat in the front #weh idc i can draw him many times i want #everytime i draw him i feel a sense of accomplishment because of the way hes colored #to me its literally impossible to not color him #I LOVE MAKING HIM DO NOT EDGY FACES I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I WANNA SEE HIM LOSE HIS SHIT AHSHRVEJRJDJR #except for the jealous face in the center that one hit me different i was a changed person #im not joking when i say i love every reaction i made of him hes just so AAAGGGSAAAAAA #actually i would love to feed the fans #glitchy red #hey here eat this<3 #i kiss him tho dont mind that #~ rambling

[sandinmybed]

some of yall are incapable of simply saying you dislike something. you have to dress it up in social justice language and make it into a Moral Issue rather than just owning and acknowledging that it's not your taste even though other people like it. which is fine btw.

#also you can make literally anything into a Moral Argument if you try hard enough that doesnt mean its actually relevant to do so #this is how we end up with those fucking twitter threads that are like #joking op: dni if you like pineapple pizza! #insane ppl; uh what about those of us who can ONLY eat pineapple pizza? i have trauma with other types of pizza. #you get what i mean? #this isnt about anything in particular or any one fandom im just annoyed #althoooo #oomf told me someone was bitching about cowboy byler and im like okay! cool! let other people have fun! #thats kind of a separate thing but its related ig. bc again why do you need to moan about it instead of just muting it or something. #idk who it was btw so if this is an accidental indirect at you Oops but like. its not the end of the world if other people are enjoying an #au that you dont. #text

[slocumjoe]

autistic danse being so comfortable and himself in the bos because the nature and standards don't require him to mask too much

#(obey all rules and routines) autistics hooting and hollering and doing backflips #im joking only partially #my autism experience is (I HAVE NOTHING TO DO SO IM GOING TO EAT DRYWALL) then someone gives me an outline to follow #THANK GOD FINALLY I DONT HAVE TO STUMBLE BLINDLY THROUGH LIFE #LEAD ON CAPTAIN #and then danse has some authority as a paladin but not too much responsibility compared to higher roles #so he gets the benefit of IM JUST A PION COMFY IN LINE LIKE THE REST #BUT he also gets to reprimand and uphold ~order~ and tell ppl to knock off their shit #like no wonder bro was tweaking I WOULD ALSO LOSE MY SHIT #FUCK YOU MEAN IM NOT ME. I WASNT EVEN BEING ~ME~ MOST OF THE TIME ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL. THATS LIKE FOUR LAYERS OF MASKING #EXCEPT I WAS MASKING TO MYSELF??

[dreamthiefx]

Loustat is just toxic wyllstarion.

#iwtv #bg3 #loustat #wyllstarion #jokes #pls dont eat me #baldur’s gate 3 #interview with the vampire

[cowboy-robooty]

do you guys know how hard it is being a rhythm gamer who has no rhythm

#its not even a joke brah I CANT DO FUCKING SPAM OR THRILLS BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING RHYTHM #EVERY GODDAMN SONG I PLAY I NEED TO PRACTICE A MILLION TIMES IF THERES A SINGLE THRILL #BECAUSE THAT SHIT DOESNT COME NATURAL I NEED TO MANUALLY LEARN TO STAY ON BEAT #ME WHEN I KNOW THE DAMN SONG I JUST HAVE NO FUCKING RHYTHMMMMM #its why wiener is always aghast by how i play #bc im good at shit that people usually dont like and then i eat ass at shit people have fun with #'good at shit people usually dont like' ...... good for my level compared to my skill at thrills.. #im still a scrub okay guys im not goated enough to have the confidence to say im good at rhythm games yet

[puppyeared]

i feel shy talking here when i dont have anything worth sharing but i cant help feeling like ive said things in the tags that could be brought up in court

#im joking #i think i just get embarrassed saying smth that most ppl can see out in the open. its like when prey animals are grazing in a pasture #and then they hear a twig snap yk. im like that. but talking in the tags is more comfortable because it just feels more.. hidden?? quiet??? #its kind of like how i prefer responding thru asks than DMs.. idk if it has something to do with space or less pressure #i also use these as an excuse to ramble a little abt recent events so. ive worked a little bit on shuffle and prestos backstories ^_^ #i was thinking abt giving them a shared past where they knew each other as kids and forgot but i also though hmm.. idk if it would drive th #story i want bc i think itd be better if they bonded over similar experiences instead of the fact that they knew each other before. i get #that reconnecting and reconciling your idea of someone now and then is a good concept but id have to think abt it.. i dont want it to feel #like they owe each other to be friends again just bc they were as kids. ive experienced that a lot and all it did was make me feel guilty #so i think id want to write it as u can be friends with someone who had similar experiences and make u wish you knew each other then #i also know theyd hate each other but idk HOW. i suck at writing conflict so idk if theyd try to make each other eat glass and why #idk if itll ever come up but id also like to see if theres a way i could rationalize why they have animal ears.. normally i say aliens #but ive had an idea for a species and background for that too. although its very abstract and it probably has a lot of holes #smth abt peoples souls attaching themselves to smth they identify with.. although i dont know to what extent like if it can #be called a sona or if it can even be smth mythical like a unicorn or god itself.. its very weird rn #yapping #oc talk

[zappedbyzabka]

Face eater

#Billy baby birds and Ralph does this. when will the collab happen #Handsome as ever #And I like Ali’s makeup look but I wonder if her girls were watching this like ???? bro #I actualy LOVE how he kisses no joke #Face isn’t the only thing he eats #The way he just easily takes control dont look at me #daniel larusso #ali mills

[orcelito]

Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me

Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.

#speculation nation #polls #like ok my dad's an atheist raised by jewish parents so xmas has never really been a religious sort of holiday to me #we celebrate it bc it's fun to give gifts and spend time with family #but that's... it. #all the lore and mythos of xmas is just so weird to me #like baby jesus etc etc but now here comes saint nicholas with the steel chair! (breaking into your house to eat your cookies #and leave presents Only for the rich kids! why only the rich ones? uhmmm Dont worry about it!) #genuinely speaking my dad's worked at ups my whole life so growing up he'd say he (and the rest of his coworkers) were the real santas #said as a joke mostly bc theyre the ones Actually delivering the packages #but i took it to heart. told people at school that my dad was the Real santa. #no one believed me lol which i found quite frustrating. #but yeah i have never once in my entire life believed in Santa #and im content with that. it seems like such a stupid thing i will be honest. #'what about the magic of christmas' what about the poor kids who dont get gifts & feel abandoned by this all-powerful man? #in fact why do we Want kids to not think it's their parents giving gifts? they cant thank the right people if we trick them. #it's a convoluted setup that makes absolutely 0 sense to me #trust me christmas had more than enough 'magic' for me as a kid just bc of all the cool lights and all the free gifts #dont need some mythological man who can travel the globe in one night and is a professional in B&E #makes no sense for Real. #there was a time with my ex step siblings where me n my sister were told not to spoil the fun for them #so i had to pretend like santa existed as they opened presents marked from him #and even back then i was just thinking 'this is So Dumb' #this is an anti santa zone i guess. me and myself hate the popularized version of this strange strange belief system.

[transbeeduo]

anyways whenever someone is weird about the stuff i talk about regarding beeduo with bug i DO have legal rights to hit you with hammers sorry

#ive gotten several peoole asking if the pregnancy stuff was a joke what if i killed you #GENUINELY ITS IMPORTANT TO ME treat transmasc pregnancy with some goddamn respect instead of being like ‘LOLLLL MPREG’ #every time someone is weird to me ill talk about it more i WILL discuss in depth why ranboo woukd eat tubbos placenta dont test me #pregnancy tw