#this is a JOKE I love him I swear

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO #howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize #more so than i previously thought! #he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building #rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3 #mans is desperately Understimmed #wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3 #i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush #i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up' #he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong #scribble salad #wh lights out au #welcome home au #hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED #howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office #frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Los Chicos Peleandoooooo

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #song lan #xue yang #I know it makes jokes less funny if you explain them but I feel like I gotta for this one: #xue yang’s Spanish here is playing on the fact he’s a beginner (using a commonly taught phrase) #combined with the fact that he’s clearly taking what he’s heard Xiao Xingchen use. #of course XY would want to know how to cuss someone out in another language. Do you think XXC would teach him how? Nope. #XY would ask ‘How do I to someone I really hate them?’ #and XXC would say ‘You tell them ‘Te Amo Mucho’ :•)’ #As FAR as XY is concerned he knows *so* many swears. These words are just terms of endearment. #XXC would not swear or cuss anyone out but he *would* punctuate phrases with general terms of endearment. #More so directed towards A-Qing but Xue Yang has been proven to be a decent indirect learner. #That said he has also been shown to Not Quite Get The Nuances (consequences of observational learning). #Sadly he never had a good observational model for love or compassion B*( #Spanish speakers please oh god please correct me if I biffed something badly here. I can fix it.

[dimdiamond]

You know what, I love Izutsumi x Mei ship (or Izutsumei) because checks my basic bullet points for my "why to ship" list:

Size difference

Bad bitch x Autistic

Tsundere x Kuudere

At least one family member gets aneurism (in this case it's Chilchuck so it's a bonus)

#just rotating this pairing in my brain after this fanart #i am weak to rarepairs so that's another one to add in my list #jokes aside i don't have a list to check what to ship and what not i am normal i just let a ship alter my brain chemistry #but thinking of chilchuck thinking he got another daughter but she becomes daughter in law?! excellent amazing wonderful #i want this man to suffer *i swear i love him* #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #meijack #izutsumei

[likeamosquitobutworse]

Jesus every time John or Arthur open their mouths

#My man is working overtime let him rest #No joke i love this podcast #But it got me sitting down and going “someone is not getting paid for overtime and it ain those two” #john doe #malevolent podcast #malevolent arthur #malevolent john #Those two i swear to god #Spoilers??? Maybe???

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Aw, don't worry Peppino, we have no intention of hurting anyone!

[Gently and in a friendly pat on the shoulder]

Moreover, with our new abilities, we could help you with your work, if you need it of course :]

Peppino: "Oh no no, yeah, it's fine! There's a bunch of disembodied hands floating around and touching me, this is fine!"

Peppino: "Jeez! Is it hot in here, or is it just me!?"

Gustavo: (If I had a nickel every time this happened...)

Pep: "...Mrr...?"

Pep: "...!"

Pep: "Doog ton! Doog ton! Onippep rof hcum oot ekam! Revo- Revo ot yrt ton od esaelp- Sdneirf on on on!"

Peppino: "!?"

Gustavo: "... Thanks, Brick."

Pep: "..."

Gustavo: "-Alright, just breathe. It's okay, we got you."

Pep: "Um... Really sorry, Peppino and Gustavo..."

Peppino: "It's alright, Pep. It wasn't your fault."

Pep: "Is Peppino... Mad at friends...? Gustavo... Mad at friends...?"

Peppino: "No no, I'm not mad! It was-a just... A lot all at once..."

Gustavo: "They were just excited and wanted to help! I can't be mad at the enthusiasm!"

Pep: "... Okay..."

Peppino: "Look Pep, it's alright. We're all okay now. I don't-a mind if your friends want to help, we just might need to put some rules down to avoid anyone getting overwhelmed again."

Pep: "... Okay..."

Peppino: "We can talk to your friends. You can rest with Brick again, yeah?"

Pep: "... Yes."

(Do not worry, your hands are not gone forever! Just temporarily unsummoned by the master controls Pep somehow button mashed to.)

#pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #brick the rat #translation: “No no no friends! Please do not try to over- Over- Make too much for Peppino! Not good! Not good!” #(the word Pep was looking for was 'overwhelm') #story post #hand rights REVOKED (for like a post) #so that's three panic attacks for Pep and one for Peppino all in about 12 in universe hours yippee #I love these guys I swear! #or maybe you guys stop giving me fodder to torment them with! (joking/lighthearted) #ALSO UNRELATED weird to colour Peppino without the shadow over his eyes! Like it's a part of him where it go??? #tho I say that and Pep's shadow is /actually/ part of him and that is very amusing to me #okay time to go I am so sleepy again!!!

[the1trueanon]

poor lil lad, he dont get your joke 😔

i have been. very tired TwT work is good but very physically demanding, so have a wally doodle while i rest a lil bit and make some more stuff

#please reblog if you can!! 💖💖 #pov you tell wally a joke #poor lil guy doesnt get them smh #but he'll still laugh for you -w- to make you feel good #him laugh 💖 #i love this lil guy so much i swear #need just a bit of time to recover TwT #work is fun though! #would be hell if i had to do it for a long time #but is just a weekend thing so is all good -w- #anon speaks #anon rambles #anon's art #anon's doodles #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home art #wh wally #wally darling welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #wally #anon rambles in the tags

[shesalewa]

A lot of people like Kim dokja. And Yoo Junghyeok. And most people talk about Kim Dokja because he's relatable.

I mean they're not wrong. He is. I just hate him.

For one specific reason and that's why when I try to draw him I torture him.(Probably won't post bc I'm scared of what ORV fans will do to me)

The reason. Might come off as weird. But I hate the fact that he doesn't eat tomatoes. Eat your fruits b/tch.

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #kim dokja #him and my friends in school are all p//sies for not being able to eat a SIMPLE FRUIT. #uh to clear the miss understanding this a joke post. I don't hate kdj #how does one even hate a character over one trivial thing #i don't hate kdj i swear 😭 this is just a joke post 😭 #but i really do love tomatoes

[plulp]

before i started seeing dol fanart i had no idea anyone even Thought of bailey wearing anything other than a wifebeater. like after thinking about it for more than a second i was like oh yeah that makes sense that hed wear a nice suit or dress clothes but i genuinely thought of course everyone ALSO thinks bailey looks like a deadbeat dad. like the kinda guy whod be like hey kid im going to go buy some milk and hed never come home. anyways under the cut is my personal opinion on what hed look like so thats just for me but heres bailey, sorry for the long description this time

#dol #my art #bailey the caretaker #i have like so many combinations in my file #ill post what i sent to my friend on my side account so you can see it #i also have a suit version but i scrapped that because it was too formal #like i have been sitting here basically playing with him like a doll #i even have a version where he wears the undershirt under the dress shirt but its whatever #this one is dedicated to bob squatley i hope you like it and im so sorry if i disappointed you #if i did im so sorry ill redesign him again for you i swear im sorry im sorry im sorry #special thanks to pip n chips and freddie pup tumblr for the help you guys are my saviors #i was so on the fence about a mullet because i was worried i wouldnt be able to make it look good #hope you guys like this one #my friend requested i do winter next so ill be doing that after i finish remy #my friend is so cool and funny and i love them btw #hiii 👋👋👋👋👋 #they said something really funny and i wanted to draw it but i couldnt because im not good at drawing #sorry you all have to deal with my jokes instead of theirs #PS. i asked my friend if i should keep that as the description this time and they said yes so blame them for it

[torgawl]

this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*

#zhongli probably thinks neuvillette will turn into that one kermit punch meme as soon as he lands eyes on him 😂 #this entire quest was peak humour #i really love genshin sometimes #also neuvi falling for a marketing strategy and ending up buying too much tea on the first time he goes out to another country is so him #there was so much going on during this quest #neuvi explaining an inside joke to wrio... that was so cynoesque ahjsgsjsgshs he's trying his best at fitting in 😭 cute #i love that old man so much #and the ladle?!!!!! picasso 🤌 #furina having a death note moment of reverse physchology trying to understand if zhongli knew who she was was only missing the #l's theme playing in the background #plus clorinde and navia being questionably lesbian in the mountain that was also nice 👍 #but i swear neuvi is so funny #what do you mean that man carried everyone's belongings and went to another country in half a day and managed to scare zhongli without #even trying agsjsh i'm gonna create a monsieur neuvillette fan club #he's the best ever #i need him to meet zhongli for scientific purposes. the world will stop when that day comes 😂 #i need to know what would happen #okay realistically neuvi would probably start wheezing the moment he saw the false vision #but still poking genshin so they give us the content we need they can't just tease us like this

[sweethome-thoughts]

Eun-Hyeok : I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Ji-Su : Just say "I'm sorry for your loss," then move on.

[later at Jae-Heon's funeral]

Eun-Hyeok : I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

#HE GENUINELY IS TRYING OK #the joke is mainly funny because i hc him autistic actually #sorry it was kinda cruel 🫶😔 it fits tho #jae heon thank you for being one of the kindest characters is Green Home and sorry for using your memory like this i swear i love you a lot #sweet home #incorrect quotes #sweet home netflix #lee eun hyeok #yoon ji su #pyeon sang wook #jung jae heon #added sang wook because he's the one he's talking to... #sweet home spoilers

[garmabawls]

do uou think jay ninja go washs his ass (the answer is no)

HELL NO. have you seen that guy???????? that guy has pissed his pants soooooooo many times in the show. there is no doubt that he doesn’t wash his ass and i might fight whoever disagrees <3333

LOOK AT HIS LAZY ASS. ALL HE DOES IS PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO SOCIETY OTHER THAN STINKING UP EVERYWHERE HE GOES WITH HIS UNWASHED ASS !!!!!!!!

/j i swear

the real question tho

does buff daddy cole wash his ass

#still love him tho😇😇😇😇 #he’s my scrunkle #my blorbo #i love jay walker #this is a joke i swear #3 am shenanigans pt 2

[oldworldwidgets]

one of my very favorite things about fallout 76 that the other fallouts dont have (besides playing with my friends) is the film camera/photomode function. ive taken a few that i really like recently, including some of my newest oc posie who is not a mothman in hiding and on the run from the mothman cultists btw. eyes emoji

she likes to hang out with other cryptids and her best friend meevin, @mae-peachie's 76 oc who is not a sheepsquatch that can hulk out on command btw. they have this very funny dynamic where each of them will kinda slip up and allude to the fact that they're cryptids in hiding and the other will be like "hm? whats up?" and the first is like "HM? OH NOTHING" its very fun

anyway please enjoy my screenshots i love them very much

#i love fallout 76 so much #fallout 76 haters dni #im joking ........ mostly #posie and aries are besties but meevin is Very afraid of him for. obvious reasons #its a fun dynamic i swear #fallout 76 #fallout 76 screenshots #van lowe taxidermy #oldworld.ocs #oc: posie #oldworld.posting

[idledearest]

my only contribution

i swear i have a better drawing of him in the works. but i love him!! one of my all time fictional crushes since i was child!! and he’s also my main!!

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #junkrat #overwatch fanart #overwatch junkrat #doodle #squiidle’s art #my art #not serious art #crack art #joke art #ive been playing so much junkrat hes the only thing i think about everyday #my homies love the crackhead gaming i have with this dumbass #hes my dumbass #i swear i have serious art of him in the works

[d3adbr3inc3lls]

Guys guys

He's so babygirl coded. I love him. He can fix me istg.

#I love him so much #I think I have a new hyperfixation #A date with death #A date with death fanart #I'll probably post this on IG later #Ngl he's the greenest flag when it comes to pixels I've samp for #He can fix me #I swear #It's not a joke #He's so pretty btw

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Showing BF the KP live action.

Athena: *pulls on the apple*

Bf: Why is there a bellpepper growing from that tree?

Me: What? No, that's just a very fake looking apple.

Bf: No, it's a bellpepper. A door bell... pepper.

Me: ...

Bf: the secret 'door-bell'peper to the secret door entrance.

Me: ...

Bf giving me this look:

BONUS:

Bf, points at screen: That is NOT how Ron met Rufus!

#i swear this man has jokes at the ready it's scary #endless fun with this dude #gosh I love him so much aaaaaa #I'm gushing in the tags and screw it I will it's my post #kim possible live action #just flower thoughts

[scalproie]

everytime I see someone go "UM did everyone FORGET Jin caused WORLD WAR 3🤨🤨🤨??? He should be hated by everyone/in jail/dead🙄🙄🙄" I'm like alright. time to love Jin harder.

#like yeah he did do that. no I dont want him to suffer realistic consequences bc this is extremely boring #the development we got for him in t8 was really satisfying. stop being irony-poisoned for one second #and enjoy the fact that even the worst person (or someone who consider themself the worst person) can be accepted and loved #and do great things with the life they have. #EVER THOUGHT OF THAT YOUTUBER??? swear to god people will ruin storytelling for jokes and memes. #I've loved his dad out of spite I'm gonna love Jin out of spite. #tagging later