#this gave me whiplash since this is my bank and it's a regional thing

[moxfirefly]

The spank bank

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“This report isn’t going to write itself” You were on your fourth cup of coffee by now. “And this is very important for today’s mission” You twisted your neck the infernal pops making a chorus. Hellboy walked closer to the bed that you’d turn into your mini office.

The hotel room felt more like a cheap hostel but at least it had running water and a heater. “I get it but you need to rest too” He’d gently pried the thermos of coffee and set it on the floor. “You’re a great agent, you’re smart babe and these reports will write themselves tomorrow when you’ve gotten a proper amount of rest” He gently set the laptop on the duvet and pulled you up by the hand.

Your work could be high key stressful at times. You’d catalogue information about monsters and magic. At this rate you could write a How To Kill manual for future new angsts at the B.P.R.D with the information you’d detailed from Hellboy’s mission.

But this wasn’t investigator, kickass and take names HB. This was big, soft and worried boyfriend HB. Getting through him was worse.

“I do suppose I could shower, maybe sneak out and get us some grub” You stressed features soften when he smiled. “Atta girl, sounds good” He gave you a soft kiss before handing you a clean towel.

Yes, a nice steamy shower was starting to sound so appealing.

HB kicked off his boots, stripped out of most his garments only remaining in his black pants. He’d gently tested the bed and happily laid down when it managed to support his big frame. He peeped a look at the report. Y/n had a way of detailing every monster or metaphysical being he’d encountered. Strengths, weaknesses, optimal methods to fight against it, regions to find it, you name it she had it there. Having such a nerdy girlfriend excited him, she was truly something.

His eyes drifted to the many tabs she had opened. Websites on local myths and legends. The regions folklore. A local forum that discussed sightings. YouTube with footage of the beast they’d been chasing. One tab caught his eye though.

HB looked to the bathroom door, water running. He carefully clicked on the tab and his eyes went wide. It was a site for erotic literature and not just whichever but one he’d visited on quite the ocasiones when videos weren’t doing it for him. He grinned reading a very obscene scene. Y/n had an excellent taste, Hell she was a fan of the author he enjoyed quite a lot on the site.

He kept reading, whistling when things took an even sexier turn but frowned when the text was cut off mid moment. Why would this author post an unfinished piece? They very diligent in their uploads.

Then he put it together.

Then he proceeded to have a moment.

His eyes scanned the login box and it was filled with the username of his fave author. This wasn’t a posted piece, this was being written currently since he noticed it was on the drafts section.

“No. Fucking. Way.” He mouthed looking from the laptop to the bathroom. Y/n was his favorite smut writer?! His own girlfriend was the supplier of some of the best smut he’d ever read? How many times had he rubbed one out to her stories?

He was caught between wanting to fanboy but feeling that he’d snooped too much. This story was turning out so good though, Hellboy re-read the small portion again and bit his lip. This could be her best work yet. Caught up in this discovery he’d neglected to hear the water shut down and the door open.

“What are you doing?” Came your voice as you looked from him to the laptop.

You’d forgotten to close a particular tab and he was on that very tab.

If Hellboy could blush he was right now.

“Uhh...ok it’s not what it looks like” he moved away from the laptop as you got closer. “Oh my god! Were you snooping?!” You shut the laptop and gave him a serious look. “I was reading the report and well...I saw that you were on the site I visit and..” He made a vague motion with his left hand. “Wait...you’re on Literotica?” This already has you a red faced mess. “Yeah, I like reading porn like any other person” He shrugged matter of fact. “I’m not judging you for that but you shouldn’t have done that. This is my private little thing, a hobby” You ran a hand through your still damp hair. “Y/n Im sorry for real but...when were you going to tell me you were my favorite author on there?”

Caught up in the embarrassment, upon hearing his words you almost gave yourself whiplash when you looked at him. “I’m your what?” You asked and Hellboy nodded. “My favorite writer babe, like I’ve read all of them. You provided quite the company on a lonely night” He smirked and laughed when you covered your face. “You have to be kidding me” You felt him gently pry your hands away and he had the biggest goofiest smile.

“Number 1 fan here, can I get an autograph?” You smacked him playfully laughing about this whole ordeal. “I can’t believe you’ve spanked it to my stuff, I’m very weirdly proud” You shook your head, cheeks still hot. “They were you describe some stuff, damn woman it could get a nun hot and bothered” You both shared a big laugh.

“So...” Hellboy began.

“So what?” You asked.

“Are they fucking on the balcony? Cause that new piece sounds really hot” He scooted closer to you, tail wagging a little too excitedly.

“Well...um” You grabbed the laptop and opened it up slowly. “I’ve got some ideas...maybe I can bounce them off of you?” You spoke softly, clicking on the keyboard. “I’m gonna fanboy hard just fair warning” He gave your shoulder a kiss as he looked towards your story notes. “I’m liking the praise not gonna lie” This was going to be a long night.

The reports though, could wait.

#anon #ask #hellboy #hellboy 2019 #hellboy x reader insert #hellboy x reader #hellboy x fem!reader #female reader #nonny if youd like a part two be sure to tell me! ill gladly make one